Space Station Crew Forced to Cut Calories 434
gollum123 writes "CNN and others are reporting that food is running so low aboard the international space station that both the crew members have been asked to cut their calories, at least until a Russian supply ship arrives in a little over two weeks. The situation is so bad that if a Russian cargo vessel scheduled to arrive on Dec. 25 has a mishap or is significantly delayed, the astronauts, one American and one Russian, will have to abandon the station and return home months ahead of schedule. An independent team is looking into how the food inventory ended up being tracked so poorly and how it can be improved in the future."
Space McDonalds? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Space McDonalds? (Score:2, Funny)
"Hi, this is Leroy Chiao... I'd like to order two Quattro Stagiones, delivered, please... and put in some extra oregano, we're running low on that... International Space Station, in the orbit... yes, that's the one. Please hurry. Thanks, bye."
Re:Space McDonalds? (Score:5, Funny)
As for McDonalds in space... no, no, no. That is how it starts. First the midnight snacking, then you start doing late night runs to McDonalds, then you have to buy the bigger space suit.
Re:Space McDonalds? (Score:2)
Rus
Re:Sick joke... (Score:2)
Re:Sick joke... (Score:3, Informative)
Q: Why do they only drink Sprite at NASA?
A: Because they can't get 7-Up!
And the Challenger didn't go up, it went down. Fuck dude...get it straight. The Iraqi Information Minister's second cousin was more funny than you.
Re:Sick joke... (Score:4, Funny)
- Iraqi Information Minster
P.S. Iraq rules, long live Saddam! America will never defeat Iraq! Baghdad will never be taken! Death to the Infidels, and...
Shit, gotta go.
Re:Sick joke... (Score:2)
Re:Sick joke... (Score:2)
Re:Starbucks? (Score:2)
Throw me a frickin bone here, people.
Christmas (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Christmas (Score:2)
Rus
Brussel Sprouts are Delicious (Score:3, Interesting)
Steamed with a little butter and salt is best. And if you can't take the big ones, buy the frozen baby brussel sprouts. They have less of the flavor compounds that many (particularly those weaned on baby food and sweets) find distasteful.
This has been another off-topic post.
Only 2 astronauts (Score:3, Insightful)
they have already eaten the others (Score:3, Funny)
Re:they have already eaten the others (Score:2)
KFG
Re:Only 2 astronauts (Score:2)
Having said that, I'm not entirely certain why they chose to work with just two people.
Re:Only 2 astronauts (Score:4, Informative)
Re:next generation soyuz seats six (Score:3, Informative)
While obviously Soyuz inspired, the Chinese design is home grown and features a number of design improvements over the Soyuz: it's larger, and most notably, the orbital module is, unlike the Soyuz OM, capable of independant flight.
There's a good article [ieee.org] by James Oberg ab
Don't bother with the Russian food jokes. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Don't bother with the Russian food jokes. (Score:3, Insightful)
You do know that we Brits are the culinary laughing stock of the world? That's why I'm glad to be Scottish. Who else would think of the deep fried mars bar / deep fried pizza?
Re:Don't bother with the Russian food jokes. (Score:2)
You do know that we Brits are the culinary laughing stock of the world?
For a reason. There's happily a good amount of foreign restaurants there, though :)
That's why I'm glad to be Scottish. Who else would think of the deep fried mars bar / deep fried pizza?
The southern part of US... deep friend onions, bananas, mars bars, twinkies, turkeys.... anything.
Re:Don't bother with the Russian food jokes. (Score:2)
Don't forget ice cream. Deep fried ice cream [cooks.com].
Re:Don't bother with the Russian food jokes. (Score:2)
That's why I'm glad to be Scottish. Who else would think of the deep fried mars bar / deep fried pizza?
Americans? (Fried Twinkies, Fried applies, Fried <insert whatever you can think of here>
Re:Don't bother with the Russian food jokes. (Score:4, Insightful)
Fried arteries?
Re:Don't bother with the Russian food jokes. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Don't bother with the Russian food jokes. (Score:3, Informative)
You're making this WAY too easy (Score:5, Funny)
I'm proud of myself, but the effort at self-restraint gave me a headache.
Re:Don't bother with the Russian food jokes. (Score:2)
When you talk about something being horrible to eat named "salo," only one thing [imdb.com] comes to mind...
Open sauce application here? (Score:4, Funny)
Hell, with the savings made they could probably upgrade the menus a bit, instead of eating paste three times a day they could afford to buy the astronauts some hot grits or something equally tasty once in a while.
Re:Open sauce application here? (Score:2)
You mean the bugs have eaten all the food? That would be an explanation!
This project needs to be put out of its misery. (Score:5, Interesting)
The Space Station should be a no brainer.
But there comes a time where you have to say, 'Look we gave it the good old college try. If it was meant to be it would be a success already, but alas it isn't working out.'.
For Gods sake deorbit it already.
Could there possibly be a more humiliating end to the space station then being abondend for lack of food?
Re:This project needs to be put out of its misery. (Score:4, Insightful)
Whether it is a sucess depends on what you consider it's purpose to have been. In so far it has a purpose it is to exist and be manned, nothing more, and at that it has suceeded. The problems, beyond the expeted small technical ones, have all been due to America not having a worthwhile launch system to do their end of the job.
All of the other supposed purposes which it has not suceeded against were bogus anyway. No one had a real scientific mission for it for instance. These purposes were just made up to get the budget past politicians who had no interest in space projets per-se. So, except for the politics, there is no reason to worry that it hasn't achieved them.
GO have a look at the specs (Score:2)
Heavy attachmnet points for what?
Original specs called for lots of solar panels.
Lots and lots.
As a test base for for a Solar Power Satellite.
Guess King Coal didn't want that.
Re:This project needs to be put out of its misery. (Score:3, Informative)
The problems, beyond the expeted small technical ones, have all been due to America not having a worthwhile launch system to do their end of the job.
I like how you left out the part about Russia not being able to pay for their modules so they could be completed and sent up on time.
Re:This project needs to be put out of its misery. (Score:2)
That's just a delay in adding bells and whistles, the shuttle being useless has basicly crippled the day to day operation. There would be little problem with the resident's pigging out if the resupply schedule wasn't so touch-and-go.
Re:This project needs to be put out of its misery. (Score:2)
Just thought I'd share.
(Browsing at 1)
And there's no real science going on... (Score:4, Informative)
Re:And there's no real science going on... (Score:2)
If you guys want your advanced space stations that
Re:And there's no real science going on... (Score:3, Informative)
And while you're happy trolling on Astronomy, I'm satisfied with: discovering new planets around other stars, determining the source of all the elemental building blocks of our planet, determining that
This has got to be one of the few jobs .... (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe the astronauts jus ate too much all year so that they can be back home for Christmas turkey.
This is really bad (Score:5, Interesting)
Restricting food intake will result in some very serious physical damage to the astronauts. If you've ever seen footage of astronauts who have just returned to Earth after a long mission, they are hardly able to stand. That is with full nutrition. The poor astronauts up there now will have to deal with much lowered calcium and protein reserves in their blood and will likely suffer from advanced osteoporosis as well as general muscular atrophy.
I'd go ahead and blame Windows programmers for this mistake. But in all seriousness, this is probably a result of the reliance on the cooperation of multiple nations to do the right thing according to the schedule. It's hard enough getting cats into a pen, it's that much harder to get countries known for 'cutting corners' (like Russia) to do their job correctly.
Re:This is really bad (Score:4, Informative)
Without the corner-cutting Russians they would have to wait for the next Space Shuttle for food... could be a long hungry wait. (yes, I know that they have a Soyus capsule for emergencies, which incidentially also is Russian).
Re:This is really bad (Score:2, Insightful)
Like regular shuttle flights...
Re:This is really bad (Score:5, Insightful)
Um, you do realize, don't you, that the effects you're talking about here were documented by Soviet cosmonauts after long-term missions aboard Mir? Sounds to me like they did their jobs pretty damn well.
Oh, and in case you missed it, the Russians aren't coming up short when it comes to ISS flights - NASA is. The Russians are stepping up to the plate and getting both US and Russian crew into orbit.
Re:This is really bad (Score:3, Informative)
The Russians did, with decades of research on space stations and on MIR that reduced the cost of the life support systems down to something the Americans could actually afford for the ISS.
And then along comes NASA; boo-hoo we need a lifesupport and we can't afford to develop it...
Re:This is really bad (Score:3, Insightful)
And the only reason that it's the Russians who are supplying the station is because of the Columbia disaster:
But he said it is no more critical than previous supply runs, which have been conducted exclusively by the Russians ever since last year's Columbia disaster.
Before moaning about other countries, perhaps you should look to the problems in your own...
Re:This is really bad (Score:3, Insightful)
Of course, it's a shame that the Russians are almost two years behind with their planned space shuttle flights to ISS. Oh, wait
Survivor! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Survivor! (Score:2)
Sick Sick Nasa (Score:2, Insightful)
Interesting and worrying too! (Score:4, Interesting)
This hurts me because in a few decades, when the majority of our manufacturing base has been outsourced, we'll have to depend on outside help for the very basics of our way of life. This is already happening if one considers the flu vaccine.
The Russians, though poor, seem to make better technical decisions. I remember a slashdotter mentioning here sometime ago that Russian helicopters can be fixed with the simplest of everyday materials and still deliver (read reliably fly)! Contrast that with American ones that require hours of maintenance for a few hours of flight. The Sea Kings (of Canada) require 30 hours of maintenance for every hour of flight, and they are unavailable for operations 40 per cent of the time. http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/cdnmilitary/seak ing.html [www.cbc.ca].
Imagine...........!
Re:Interesting and worrying too! (Score:2)
Although ironically, we're the last to get the really good Japanese gadgets, and for some reason, American TV shows premeire in the UK before they air on American TV. Go figure....
Re:Interesting and worrying too! (Score:2)
The Canadaian example is sad...though it's entirely due to the gov't underfunding their military and not buying new helis to replace the ancient Sea Kings. Used to be, the Canadian Forces punched far about their weig
Re:Interesting and worrying too! (Score:2)
No arguments on the Russians being able to competently crash their space station.
The Antonov was used because it's the biggest aircraft in the world. The right tool for the right job.
I have a sneaking suspicion you have an alternate life as a USENET troll with a radical Russian nationalist agenda. A bonus for avoiding ALL CAPS to make your points.
Re:Interesting and worrying too! (Score:2)
After all, Mir was 10 years over its planned lifetime. Unlike the two space shuttles the US-Americans managed to crash. Not to mention that the Mir crew survived
Re:Interesting and worrying too! (Score:2)
Re:Interesting and worrying too! (Score:2)
A regular pencil creates lots of graphite dust, which is a big problem in zero gravity. It gets into computer gear and creates short circuits.
Sorry, thats a Myth (Score:3, Informative)
This is just like the story of one of the very first modal imapact hammers. A modal impact hammer is used for vibration testing. It contains a force transducer in the head of the hammer so you can measure the excitation force applied to the structure you are hitting with it. Anyway, it one of these efforts to trim the fat
Re:Interesting and worrying too! (Score:3, Informative)
How many astronauts? (Score:2, Insightful)
Let's do a benefit concert! (Score:2)
Just like the 80's when Ethopia needed food, or those Willy Nelson Farm-Aid concerts, we can get a group of singers to make a song about Xmas and feeding those in space!
"Feed the world! And Space Station guys too!"
Where's Michael Jackson when you need him?
The Alternate idea is to make Space Station Survior and turn it into a reality TV show. The problem is -- there aren't enough whackos on the station -- we need to add a few more "aggressive personalities" to liven up t
Re:Let's do a benefit concert! (Score:2)
Where's Michael Jackson when you need him?
Probably either in court or in bed
Rus
Tell me this isn't serious... (Score:3, Insightful)
``NASA and the Russian Space Agency were stunned to learn last week that the astronauts had begun digging into the 45-day food reserve -- which exists to protect against a delayed supply shipment -- in mid-November.''
Do they seriously mean that:
1. The astronauts weren't supplied with enough food
2. The situation was so bad they had to dig into the reserves
3. They didn't tell Earth about this?
If this is how seriously the people involved take their mission, I say we cut the funding right here, right now.
I've never been able to see space flight as anything but a waste of time, energy and money, but I've been okay with it; other people have lives and opinions too. But time and time again it turns out they don't do it properly. Exploding rockets and space shuttles, confusing metric and imperial units, failed Mars missions, and now this.
Question seeking an honest answer (Score:2)
Raiding the fridge... (Score:2)
Re:Raiding the fridge... (Score:3, Funny)
Thats the way it goes.... (Score:2)
...when you can't sleep and raid the fridge every night ;)
Seriosly thought, What worries me the most isn't that they have started eating of the reserves - because thats why you have reserves - but that it took so long for people to notice.
can they? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:can they? (Score:2)
I wonder how long you could survive on (Score:2)
Maybe I'll try it myself. If my blog goes a bit quiet consider it failed
Re:I wonder how long you could survive on (Score:2)
Gagh!
http://www.desc.med.vu.nl/NL-taxi/ICE/IC
Run the Klingons are here!!!
They blame the previous crew (Score:3, Interesting)
new mother's saying... (Score:3, Funny)
Why Base it on Calories? (Score:3, Funny)
My best sig is this one.
Obligatory José Jimenez joke (Score:3, Funny)
Hunger Strike (Score:3, Funny)
Uh, wait..That's what NASA wants them to do...
I've seen and heard this story... (Score:5, Insightful)
It is uniformly described as a "diet" or "cutback".
Will someone please explain to me why no one is willing to use the term "forced rationing"? As that certainly seems to be the most accurate description from the high peak of reason and sensibility where I reside...
Or maybe the "news" is not about presenting "accurate description"s.
Spliff's in Space? (Score:3, Funny)
Downside: You still get the munchies.
Eat your vegetables, Johnny (Score:3, Funny)
"Now Johnny, finish your vegetables. Don't you know the astronauts on the space station don't have enought to eat?"
Re:Weightless Weight Loss (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Weightless Weight Loss (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Weightless Weight Loss (Score:2, Interesting)
Wow! What on earth [sic!] are they doing up there? I'd think they would not require that much food since they don't have to deal with gravity.
Inquiring minds want to know...
Re:Weightless Weight Loss (Score:3, Insightful)
Exercising like mad. They have to - if they don't they lose muscle mass because of the lack of gravity. The Soviets learned this the hard way. When the cosmonauts who went on the first long-term missions returned to earth, they were practically crippled and had to go through months of rehab.
Re:Weightless Weight Loss (Score:2)
-Z
Re:Weightless Weight Loss (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Weightless Weight Loss (Score:3, Informative)
So if no need to maintain the muscle, muscle mass will decrease.
there is no measureable total weight loss (Score:2, Offtopic)
Re:there is no measureable total weight loss (Score:2)
Re:there is no measureable total weight loss (Score:3, Informative)
Re:there is no measureable total weight loss (Score:2)
mass = energy / (c^2)
Energy is being emitted from the ISS, and thus it is losing weight. But, since c^2 is a Really Big Number, the loss in mass is less than we can really detect.
Besides, I'd wager that atmosphere leakage is a far larger source of mass loss.
Re:Great (Score:4, Funny)
just change the gravitational constant of the universe!
Re:Space Takeout?? and From the Article (Score:2, Funny)
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Don't they realize if they eat Chinese take out they'll just be hungry in a half hour? It's not rocket science, people!
Re:Space Takeout?? and From the Article (Score:2)
Re:Space Takeout?? and From the Article (Score:3, Informative)
Re:sheesh (Score:2)
In that case they would come down....
They do have an escape soyouz capsule.
Jeroen
Re:sheesh (Score:2)
Jeroen
Re:sheesh (Score:2)
It takes a lot of time to prepare a spacecraft for launch; for example, the next space shuttle to fly is already being prepared and has been for quite some time, despite the proposed
Re:Eat poop (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Possible explainations (Score:2)