The Oldest Knives In The Solar System 129
al-bob writes: "For the person who has everything: handmade knives crafted from meteorites! These are beautiful knives with handles and/or blades made from extraterrestrial source materials. The guy bills them as the 'oldest knives in the solar system.' As someone said, 'not for the light of wallet'.
" So, anyone wants to think of me for my next birthday ...
Corrected again (Score:2)
Re:Glass Knives (Score:1)
Whoa, cool! I just found you can read Chapter 1 of all his stories at his official site [hatrack.com]. And it turns out she's 13. The "loop" is mentioned in the preview chapter.
Re:Space, The Final Frontier... (Score:2)
Great work!! ROFL, LMAO, etc.. Kick ass, and I ain't even been drinkin'...
Re:Purty buy pointless (Score:2)
I can recommend a knife with all the same Geekiness factor as these and it is darn useful, too!
Try the Boker Ceramic folding knives. They contain a transformation toughened zirconia blade that folds into a 6/4 titanium handle. Not only will you know that you are cool with a ceramic bladed knife made out of the TOUGHEST ceramic in existance, but the ceramic/titanium combo makes this knife the least reactive to anything.
Of course, it is a ceramic blade so you won't have to ever sharpen it, but don't pry anything with it.
After 3 years of use, mine is just as sharp as the day I bought it.
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Re:Damascene Steel Ugly, really Ugly. (Score:1)
Re:SPAM FROM BRIAN LIVINGSTON (Score:1)
He's indoubatibly a
The Difference between Suits and Geeks... (Score:1)
As I sat here reading this, and desperately trying not to laugh so hard that I get spittle on my screen, I couldn't help but think of what a suit would do reading this post. He would not be laughing. If anything, this post would embarrass him immensely.
That is, I think, the biggest difference between suits and geeks, we can be serious and mirthful at the same time. This guy posted, on a (usually) serious forum, about a serious topic, the most off-the-wall and hilarious comments I have ever seen.
I'm not saying that suits can't laugh, but they wouldn't think that is funny. Why? Because it is not "appropriate" for the subject matter (offtopic?). Just as Suits wouldn't like Write Only Memory, or INTERCAL (two other greats IMHO). Their lives are segmented up into chunks, they read slashdot (not that any of them would) if they want "Stuff that Matters". They go to a nightclub if they want to laugh.
I often hear people tell me that geeks arn't "well rounded" because all we want to talk about is "computer stuff". That's not true, I'll talk to anyone about any technical topic, be it Unix, Physics, History, or a phalanx of other topics, but that's still not being 'well rounded'. Well rounded, to them, is talking about family, sports, and the weather (the weather, not meterology).
I will now make a pathetic attempt to become coherent. What I am trying to say is that we live life, we can take technical things, and serious things, and instead of saying "gee wiz, anyhow, crazy weather we've been having", we examine them, come to understand them at a deeper level, and poke fun at them. We can integerate our lives with human understanding of the world in which we live our lives.
That is, IMNSHO, one hell of a lot more 'well rounded' then conversations about how big franke is getting, if you saw the rams game, and about how some rain would be nice about now.
cool! cool! cool! (Score:1)
Re:Purty buy pointless (Score:1)
Re:Not new.. (Score:2)
Buth the drop-point GATOR and the C10 have a tapered blade that works perfectly for everything from a T-15 Torx to the tiniest Phillips..
What real geek needs Phillips when they can hack something else into the job, right??
Re:Highlander... (Score:5)
Re:Prices... (Score:1)
naturally creates some demand for elephant ivory, if only
as a suitable raw ingredient for faking mammoth ivory.
Ever tried digging in permafrost?
I agree that this is way the hell up the slippery slope from
gorilla's palm ashtrays, but it is still a bit dodgy.
Re: (Score:1)
Question... (Score:1)
Nathaniel P. Wilkerson
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Warhammer World (Score:1)
Re:Isn't the formula for damascus steel lost??? (Score:1)
mighty Dr. W. D. Forgeng.
*sniff*
--Ben "Where on EARTH will we see THIS again, Dr. F??" August
If they really are from a meteorite... (Score:2)
Re:Space, The Final Frontier... (Score:1)
Subtle difference between the whole and the parts (Score:1)
If on the other hand, you consider the age of the whole, rather than its parts, then you have to be aware that those fancy meteorite knives were carved out of said meteorite quite recently, and that my grand parents' silver cutlery is certainly older. So, no matter how you look at it, these are not the oldest knives of the solar system, let alone the whole universe.
Re:Glass Knives - Gibson did it too, IIRC (Score:1)
Re:Damascene Steel (Score:2)
Meier Steel has some INCREDIBLE examples of Damascus steel work [meiersteel.com]
This site has a very nice photo-essay on the making of traditional Japanese swords [stanford.edu]
Re:doh! (Score:1)
DUH!!!
Re:You think these are cool. I've got wedding band (Score:1)
Meteorite switchblades (Score:1)
*click*
(Large chunk chips off of blade)
"Dangit!"
Re:You think these are cool. I've got wedding band (Score:1)
Yeah, but you gotta play outside in a lightning storm to get the 1.21 gigawatts necessary to activate them...
Your Working Boy,
Re:Meteors nice, ivory bad (Score:1)
New from Electronic Arts: Bill Budge's 'Endangered Species Construction Set'...
(ooh yeah, I forgot that Loverboy song...)
Your Working Boy,
Re:Damascene Steel (Score:3)
The problem with any sharp cutting instrument is that through repeated use the blade wears down requiring sharpening. The harder the steel used the more it resists dulling. However, this makes it harder to sharpen to a fine edge.
On the other hand, if you use a softer steel you are able to sharpen the blade to a finer edge but it must be sharpend more often.
The intent of damascus steel was to mix two types of steel, one hard and one soft. The end result would be a blade that would resist dulling more than a soft metal blade but could be sharpened to a finer edge than a hard metal blade.
I've come across quite a few web sites where blacksmiths have either supported the use of damascus, or felt that it was a waste of time. Either way a blade made out of damascus steel looks truly unique.
There isn't a whole lot of info at this site [damascus.ch] but it does show you what a damascus blade looks like compared to a regular steel blade.
Not knives here, but meteorite jewelry (Score:1)
I bought a pair of silver wedding bands from these folks for my wife and I several years ago. Very nice people, and great work. (No relation to said company, other than a very happy customer!)
Re:Glass Knives (Score:1)
Re:Damascene Steel (Score:3)
The alternating layers of hard and soft layers give the blade extreme flexability. The Rockwell hardness is dificult to determine, there is usually a wide variation, since it depends upon where on the blade it is tested, as well as the materials used. Etching the blade reveals the pattern of the folds and imparts a unique asthetic beauty to each blade.
Damascus regained popularity in the late 1980's when knife manufacturers learned how to mass produce these blades. I own 8 such knives produced by Parker circa 1988 to 1989.
Riverworld (Score:1)
Of course, Mark Twain and the others establish a Esperanto-speaking industrial culture later, but...
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Oh my god, this is the fucking funniest. (Score:2)
Re:Glass Knives (Score:1)
Re:Glass Knives - Gibson did it too, IIRC (Score:1)
I just remembered this old Metallica song. . .
Re:Prices... (Score:2)
Re:Damascene Steel (Score:3)
Damascus steel is forged by folding, as are the traditional oriental blades. I think that this is a case of parellel evolution, but I'm not completely certain.
The oriental blades have two parts - a core and an outer skin. Both are folded multiple times. The outer skin is high carbon, (to hold an edge) the core is milder steel (for flexibility). This doesn't matter much for knives, but is essential if you want a katana that you can shave with and that doesn't crack when hitting a bone.
In addition to the mutiple types of steel, traditional blades are differentially tempered. A clay shell is put on the blade, the clay is thinnest on the edge. The entire unit is heated past the curie point and quenched. The Edge has the least amount of clay, so the quenching cools it the fastest. This makes the edge hard (and sharp) without making the rest of the blade brittle.
Continuing this lecture, for anybody still with us, the edge and the remainder of the skin have two distinct tempers with two distinct crystal structures. The boundary between these two areas is a visible temper line. Cheap imitations will have etched onto them something vaguely similar to a temper line for the sake of authenticity. The temper line is intentially wavy to help keep cracks from spreading.
Re:Is this really a very valid use for meteorites? (Score:1)
Re:Glass Knives (Score:1)
Obsidian knives have been around for thousands of years. [gatewayva.com] Not quite as long as meteorites, but hey.
It's probably where Stephenson got the idea... it fits with the picture of Raven as master of pre-metaverse aboriginal traditions.
--Seen
Re:Space, The Final Frontier... (Score:1)
Also, good work posting this at night, you may escape the Evil Romulan Moderators yet.
(Oh NO, they were just cloaked a short distance away! My karma will be gone too, if I can't say anything about "Knives Crafted From Meteorites" in the next 30 seconds!!!)
Um... ummm...
Hey, isn't all the metal on Earth that's heavier than Lead or so from Supernova residue anyhow? Wouldn't that be pretty old too? Actually, isn't it all the same age, and just tossed around for a while longer? Hey, why not harass a comet and sell dirty ice while you're at it? Capitalist pigdogs...
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Callahan is a putz, though. (Score:2)
Sounds like a total wanker to me. He should share that tech, lest he accidentally fall on one of his blades (which I'm sure are undoubtedly extremely cool), and the tech of 10,000 years is lost again.
He's not an archeologist, I think. He's an egomaniac who just happens to make good blades.
Re:doh! (Score:1)
Re:Is this really a very valid use for meteorites? (Score:1)
I want those! (Score:1)
Re:Glass Knives - Gibson did it too, IIRC (Score:1)
Re:Question... (Score:1)
I seem to remember it is >100Kg/day range. Yes most is tiny by the time you get to it but some is in hulking big chunks. It has been like that for more than 3 billion years plus any thing you manage to find above that size(1cm^3) is going to have lots of Metals in it,QED.
Oh, yah change your spam(sig) soon please or post less.
extraterrestrial source materials? (Score:1)
Anything above iron in the periodic table of elements didn't originate from our sun, but rather from supernovas
I'll take my knives in extraterrestrial lead, silver, and gold please!
Re:That's not a knife (Score:1)
If size is everything why stop at a short sword? We demand 2 handed swords forged from planetary diamond formed from the intense pressure at the heart of jupiter!
Kershaw... (Score:1)
I highly recommend this knife to anyone who is willing to spend a little bit more on a knife to get a great knife.
It's a fairly simple knife (there aren't any gems or exotic materials used in this knife other) with a titanium handle with cutouts to make it lighter, an ATS 34 blade, and a build in/removeable clip. You can open and close the knife with one hand (it opens rather quickly and smoothely).
In general, Kershaw makes some damned fine knives.
If you want cool... This time for real! (Score:1)
Re:Space, The Final Frontier... (Score:2)
Space, The Final Frontier... (Score:5)
one day in the "geek compound"...
mr. hemos: captain malda, i have determined that napster stories are bringing in three to five hundred comments a piece! think of the banner revenues!
captain malda: captain to engineering!
engineer roblimo: engineer roblimo here, sir.
captain malda: mr. roblimo... crank out some more napster stories!
engineer roblimo: but captain... the trained monkeys can't take much more! they're pulling them out of the queue as fast as they can!
captain malda: not fast enough, mr. roblimo!
engineer roblimo: we need more submissions!
captain malda: damnit, roblimo, just make something up!
lieutenant jamie: captain, we're receiving a transmission from an unidentified source.
captain malda: patch it through!
osm(over speaker): i want to open-source natalie portman's firm teen buttocks and pouting teen breasts!
helmsman emmett: captain... look!
an aibo approaches the compound.
lieutenant jamie: captain, the transmission is coming from the aibo!
captain malda: helmsman emmett... moderate it down: -2, flamebait!
helmsman emmett applies the moderation. the aibo pauses but keeps approaching.
osm (over speaker): your feeble moderation points are no match for the power of my modified aibo!
captain malda: engineering, we need more power in the moderation system!
engineer roblimo: but captain... the moderation system is at maximum power!
captain malda: i don't want excuses, roblimo... give me that power!
the aibo begins to move forward, a large antenna rises from the nose.
captain malda: mr. roblimo!
the antenna starts to glow.
captain malda: mr. roblimo!!
the antenna glows brighter.
engineer roblimo: captain! i have jerry-rigged the moderation system! i converted it to a bitchslap system!
captain malda: helmsman, fire!
helmsman emmett presses the fire button. just as an enormous comment begins transmitting through the speaker...
osm (over speaker): star (as in hot young actress) wars. a story of tender love. it is a period....
the transmission is terminated by the bitchslapping. captain malda relaxes.
captain malda: good work mr. roblimo!
mr. hemos: captain, sensors have detected that yeoman portman was beamed off the ship... into the aibo!
captain malda: lieutenant jamie, open a channel.
captain malda: osm! return yeoman portman at once!
yeoman portman (over speaker): blow it out your ass, dork! i want a real man! an open-source man! a man that knows how to caress my firm teen buttocks and suckle my pouting teen breasts! not a boy who has bad dreams and shits a lot!
osm (over speaker, clearly ecstatic): hahahahahahahahahahahaha! i took a bitchslapping for natalie portman! hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! come natalie, i will take you to quicktrip and woo you with a vegetarian burrito. i will then take you to see the buffalo and touch you.
yeoman portman (over speaker): oh, open-source man! how my innocent teen heart has yearned for the tender touch of your open-source hand!
osm and yeoman portman (over speaker): hooray!
captain malda: cut that off!
the aibo turns and disappears. transmissions continue beaming from the aibo and are broadcast over the speaker.
captain malda: what the hell is the matter with that guy?!
dr. katz: damnit, rob, i'm a teen-angst zealot, not a psychiatrist!
captain malda (clearly infuriated): engineering!! where the hell are those napster stories?!!
watch out! (Score:3)
Yeah, I hit it with a metorite.
Re:Glass Knives (Score:3)
(Posted by Uncle Al in alt.sci.physics.new-theories on 01/22/2000)
You can also check out The UL archive [urbanlegends.com] for more info...
-BW
oldest? I think not. (Score:1)
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Meteors nice, ivory bad (Score:2)
I don't want to sound too PETA-esque but a progressive site like
Blackheart: Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair.
Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory.
Homer: Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is _less_ likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.
doh! (Score:1)
but I've just been informed that the more modern spelling is "knife".
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Limerick (Score:2)
Endowed, you'd think equine his genus
His choice in career
Was the source of his fear
His wife threatened to cut off his penis!
Purty buy pointless (Score:2)
I'm just not into conspicious consumption...
Re:Space, The Final Frontier... (Score:1)
This would probably be the appropriate time to bring up my plan to mine the sun. See, being as it's in the middle of a star that's where all heavy elements are formed. The trick is you just blow it up. The problem is you've only got a few seconds before Earth is spacedust and your stuff is worthless. Oh well, can't win 'em all...
Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?
Re:Meteorite switchblades (Score:1)
Any proof? (Score:1)
Not the oldest (Score:5)
There is precedent... (Score:3)
Hmmm...I should get me one of those...
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hello (Score:5)
Yours Sincerely,
Orenthal James Simspon
Damascene Steel (Score:3)
Re:How do we know there are really asteroids? (Score:1)
I'm going to make the safe assumption that this irony was intentional, and take this opportunity to congratulate you on a very funny bit of satire.
What a disgusting waste! (Score:1)
Re:Damascene Steel (Score:1)
Yet another shorthand:
"INADSEAL"
Re:Glass Knives (Score:1)
Another place I've seen extreme microfilaments mentioned was in Orson Scott Card's Wyrms [nwlink.com] . The protagonist, a 15-year old heiress trained as an assassin, kept a very thin (i.e., molecules wide...) cord in her hair for strangling herself if necessary. Wyrms is a great book, BTW. Very strange in places but flows extremely well.
Re:Not the oldest (Score:1)
(Shameless troll-bait)
Meteorite knife for Hemos? Sure! (Score:1)
(joking, joking...)
Nicholas
Re:Callahan is a putz, though. (Score:1)
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Re:SPAM FROM BRIAN LIVINGSTON (Score:1)
Re:Glass Knives (Score:3)
Basically we took a small rectangle of quarter inch thick plate glass and scored it diagonally with a diamond cutter. Then we broke along the score and examined the sharpest edge under a low power microscope. To check the quality ISTR looking for some sort of visual effect caused by diffraction or interference. Of course we also made sure it had a nice straight, even blade. It took a few tries to get a good blade, but man was it ever sharp. These things would shave microns off of a hard plastic sample.
I dont know about making weapons out of these knives though. You might be able to fashion a decent spear head, but that is about it.
-BW
Re:Glass Knives (Score:1)
The edge _is_ and atom wide. At least right after you break it. Over time the edge dissipates. For transmission electron microscopy, you need a realy thin sample, and such disposable "break and use once" knives are common. Stephenson is cool, but you shouldn't take his tech too seriously.
Now, STM is something totally different. It only works with conductive (and semi-conductive, for your advanced chip design research buffs) materials. SFM works with anything. Both SFT and STM can be seen as first draft nanotech manipulators.
Re:Glass Knives (Score:1)
yeah... i think they use something similar to cut tissue samples for microscopy etc. I don't think that the blade is atom wide though
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Re:Question... (Score:1)
As far as my sig is concerned, if you don't like it don't pay any more attention to it than to those silly banners at the top of this page. Sorry if it offends you but it does serve a purpose.
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Re:SPAM FROM BRIAN LIVINGSTON (Score:1)
So, I'm saying, my post was a no-op. No content, nothing with which to agree. That email is spam.
Come on, someone else has to have gotten this. Speak up!
PUBLIC APOLOGY TO BRIAN LIVINGSTON (Score:2)
welcome to life in the fast lane.
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Re:Glass Knives (Score:1)
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Fire Your Boss!
Re:SPAM FROM BRIAN LIVINGSTON (Score:1)
Then again, I can't seem to find that post, so perhaps I'm mistaken...
Perhaps he snagged the first X-num manually. news.com doesn't pay by clickthru, etc, so an additional audience would make zero sense in the terms of spamming.. The crowd you get here now consists of only the die hards, so they poseted as well [assumption] and someone would have seen the 'spam'..
Like I said, prolly just a decent 'netizen'.
Slap me. I just used a Marketdroidism..
Re:Question... (OffTopic: -10^36) (Score:1)
Grab the red and yellow Trail-Bags you have and walk out your door and on to the glaciers near you and I would bet even you could find some.
Have fun.
PS: The banners support this site, your sig supports what? Ego? or is it just Spam?
Another source for meteorite knives (Score:1)
Unfortunately, it's also rather pricy, but hey - what did you expect?
For more information... (Score:5)
The knife in question is what is termed as an "Art Knife" (though most art knives don't venture quite so far into the rare/exotic materials category), sort of a functional work of art. How functional? Well, a priceless bit of jewelery, you can theoretically wear, but a priceless knife, you can theoretically use to prepare lunch. You might well never do either, but in theory, the knife is more practical :-)
There is quite a community of people (me included) who are fascinated by knives, and who carry one or more around as a matter of course -- perhaps not a $2100 meteorite art knife, mind you, but I do know people who carry (and use) $500 custom-made pocket knives on a daily basis. (And, by the way, the vast majority of these people are sane, rational, level-headed types, who consider their knives to be tools, not weapons.)
For the two percent or so of the studio audience who are thinking, "hmm, this meteorite knife isn't for me, but the topic of knives is interesting", I would heartily recommend these sites for further information:
This is the most popular "web-based BBS" site for discussion of all things sharp and shiny. Lively discussions with everyone from the merely curious to avid collectors, to amateur and professional knife makers, and the CEOs of some of the most highly regarded knife companies.
This online knife store is a one-man operation, a self-professed "collector turned dealer to support his habit" (and advocate for the sane use of sharp shiny things), who provides tons of good background information on the use, care, and rationale behind knives, without a hard sales pitch. My favorite place to point friends who become curious about knives.
Re:Damascene Steel (Score:1)
#1: I didn't mention Damascus steel anywhere in my post. I was talking about the process used for making Japanese swords.
#2: That bit about sticking slaves with red-hot swords is crap. What you're thinking of is the tameshigiri, where they used to try out the completed blade on criminals. I've seen an old illustration that gave several hundred locations on the body that could be used for this purpose, with varying degrees of difficulty.
Re:Meteors nice, ivory bad (Score:2)
As it is, the ivory trade is still around, but is utterly unregulated. Legalise it, regulate it and then we can save elephants as a species while still using ivory piano keys, billiard balls, knife handles, tie tacks &c. It's an attractive substance with many uses; why not use it?
How useful could these knives be? (Score:2)
*N
Re:Meteors nice, ivory bad (Score:2)
1. Elephants are expensive to aquire.
2. They don't breed quickly nor do they mature quickly.
3. The amount of feed and pens sizeable enough to hold a community of elephants is really expensive.
4. To get all the ivory off an animal you have to kill it, no resale value/donate to reservations PR value.
Take these into consideration with the current price of ivory and you'll find that it simply isn't cost efficient. To have a nice shiny carved ivory knife handle you need to have poachers ready to slay elephants in the wild into near extiction as they have done and are still trying to do. That is cost-efficient.
Technically speaking... (Score:2)
Just like the stank hippy said," We are Stardust, we are golden, we are billion year old carbon".
Re:Purty buy pointless (Score:1)
Prices... (Score:2)
The are rather expensive, at about $800 - $2100 each! Cool though...
--Nicholas
Re:Damascene Steel (Score:2)
Oops, almost forgot-holds an edge very well (Score:3)
Not new.. (Score:3)
They're knives, tools. Why anyone would want one at these [assumed] prices is beyond me. I haven't even taken mine out of the Lucite case, because the manufacturer assured me that in order to maintain a high concentration of 'extra-terrestrial' material they needed to make serious comprimises on the usefulness of the implement. Soft, easily dulled, terribly malleable and often in-the-box magnetic [as is mine].
We're all proletarian; Buy yourself a nice Gerber Gatorback or a Leatherman and laugh at any fool who would buy one. The Case C10 is VERY nice, if you can find one. I've carried three, but the price on antique knives is escalating so I've switched to said Gerber.
Re:How do we know there are really asteroids? (Score:2)
What have you been smoking? Ever looked through a telescope? Rest assured, Jupiter, its moons, the rings of Saturn, and asteroids are real. OK, I never actually saw an asteroid through a telescope, but I've read articles written by people who have, and I don't have any reason to doubt them. Oh, and as someone who also believes in God, I'd like to remind the rest of you that this nut cake is not representative.
rare material? (Score:2)
Meteorites are more rare than any other material on earth.
I'm just being picky here, but I would guess almost all of the radioactive materials are less available than meteorites. After all they have half lifes. But who want a radioactive knife?
Imagine trying to defend yourself:
Stand back.... or I'll give you cancer... and you will die in five years if you don't get proper treatment!!!!
Glass Knives (Score:2)
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Re:Damascene Steel (Score:5)
Often they create blades that have been folded thousands of times.
This isn't quite precise; the Japanese swordsmiths usually fold it from 8-10 times, but as any self-respecting geek could tell you, that gives you a total number of layers of 256-1024.
In most cases some form of carbon steel is used
The Japanese process uses charred rice husks; they coat the iron with the husks, heat it and knock of the excess. If done correctly, it provides just the right amount of carbon to harden the blade (if you overdo it, the blade will be too brittle).
Correct (Score:2)
Re:Isn't the formula for damascus steel lost??? (Score:5)