Microplastics Found in Every Human Testicle in Study (theguardian.com) 170
Microplastics have been found in human testicles, with researchers saying the discovery might be linked to declining sperm counts in men. From a report: The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample. The human testicles had been preserved and so their sperm count could not be measured. However, the sperm count in the dogs' testes could be assessed and was lower in samples with higher contamination with PVC. The study demonstrates a correlation but further research is needed to prove microplastics cause sperm counts to fall.
Sperm counts in men have been falling for decades, with chemical pollution such as pesticides implicated by many studies. Microplastics have also recently been discovered in human blood, placentas and breast milk, indicating widespread contamination of people's bodies. The impact on health is as yet unknown but microplastics have been shown to cause damage to human cells in the laboratory. Vast amounts of plastic waste are dumped in the environment and microplastics have polluted the entire planet, from the summit of Mount Everest to the deepest oceans. People are known to consume the tiny particles via food and water as well as breathing them in. The particles could lodge in tissue and cause inflammation, as air pollution particles do, or chemicals in the plastics could cause harm. In March, doctors warned of potentially life-threatening effects after finding a substantially raised risk of stroke, heart attack and earlier death in people whose blood vessels were contaminated with microscopic plastics.
Sperm counts in men have been falling for decades, with chemical pollution such as pesticides implicated by many studies. Microplastics have also recently been discovered in human blood, placentas and breast milk, indicating widespread contamination of people's bodies. The impact on health is as yet unknown but microplastics have been shown to cause damage to human cells in the laboratory. Vast amounts of plastic waste are dumped in the environment and microplastics have polluted the entire planet, from the summit of Mount Everest to the deepest oceans. People are known to consume the tiny particles via food and water as well as breathing them in. The particles could lodge in tissue and cause inflammation, as air pollution particles do, or chemicals in the plastics could cause harm. In March, doctors warned of potentially life-threatening effects after finding a substantially raised risk of stroke, heart attack and earlier death in people whose blood vessels were contaminated with microscopic plastics.
So, can we just revert to glass, wood, and metal? (Score:5, Insightful)
It seems simple. Microplastics are now found (because we know to look) in every part of our body, in our drinking water, in the ait we breathe. Perhaps its time to stop using plastics as readily. We banned the use of leaded gasoline because it was found to be contaminating everything with lead, so why not do that with plastic
Re:So, can we just revert to glass, wood, and meta (Score:5, Interesting)
The second reason was also interesting. He said that he felt folks who had money and brains had a natural, if perhaps unconscious, bias against things made from plastic. He was a bit of a rich elitist and he felt that only poor folks used plastic goods and doing so made them look poor, too. In a law firm, people need to get the impression the place is successful and well off. He felt the best way to give that impression was to only have wood, glass, and metal items visible. He didn't even allow plastic writing implements.
I want to say just one word to you. (Score:2)
Are you listening?
Plastics.
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Hah. I was at one private firm briefly that made a ton of money for little effort, with lots of money sloshing around. But we were moving buildings to a new site, in a new upscale Del Mar building (embarrassing when they had to reprint the business cards because it was technically in San Diego). The upstairs executive and sales area was all rosewood and mahogany desks and cabinets and banisters, with granite surfaces for the conference room tables. So sad that so little of that money got shared with me,
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First, because he believed anything connected with oil was a carcinogen. So, he felt any exposure to plastic was too much.
It's just carbon and hydrogen.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
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He was a bit of a rich elitist
"A bit." Ugh. The worst of that is that I actually agree with him, aesthetically speaking.
It's very difficult to get away from plastics entirely though, if you want things like a functioning computer. Was this back when CRT monitors were viable? I can't picture an LCD that doesn't use any plastic at all.
Re:So, can we just revert to glass, wood, and meta (Score:5, Funny)
It turns out the lunch lady had no authority to do that after all.
Re:lunch lady had no authority to do that (Score:2)
But if she liked you, you got extra mashed potatoes. Worth the tradeoff, pride-shmide.
Let's not joke about this (Score:2)
Every week there are news stories about 20s to 30s old women teachers getting caught and in legal trouble for grooming a teenage boy student.
The humor and 'he got lucky' comments ignore his lifelong trauma and destroys the boy's life..
Remember a 34 year old teacher grooming a 12 year old boy? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
Or this one, 34 year old teacher got 13 years in prison for harming a 17 year old boy https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne... [dailymail.co.uk]
Dismissal harms (Score:2)
Dismissing the cost, damage or other harmful aspects of something lets others use that dismissal as a way to ignore, belittle and dehumanize the victims.
Once dehumanized, the victims can be ignored. That frees up government funds to be spent on everyone else's struggle.
We've let it get to the point where the media cheers the continued deflection of significant issues to half the population.
The dehumanization and using disgust language to describe the victims makes it easier for everyone else to enable furt
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Plastic is truly unrivaled as a packaging material: it's very light and durable but not extremely strong like, say e.g. steel, it has an almost infinite lifespan (relative to what is wrapped in it), it's easy to produce, it can be transparent (that's important for some stuff).
If we try to replace it, we'll have to 1) change people's habits 2) probably make things more expensive and that's not going to be welcomed.
If we stop externalizing costs (Score:4, Informative)
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Bull. Why is cereal, for example, or graham crackers, wrapped in plastic, that used to be wrapped in (far easier to open) waxed paper?
Re:So, can we just revert to glass, wood, and meta (Score:5, Informative)
If you want to reduce your exposure to microplastics, look at your clothing, not just your food.
Dust from synthetic textiles like polyester is one of the biggest sources of human exposure.
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I think you are right. Makes me think back on how I once got a new comforter with a "microfiber" fabric shell, you know this smooth fake silky type of fabric. When I fluffed up that comforter, it released so much fiber dust that the air looked hazy, and the surrounding surfaces were suddenly covered with a layer of "dust" of the same color as the comforter. Even washing it didn't help. Now i know it was literally a microplastic-spewing health hazard, Ugh.
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Why is cereal, for example, or graham crackers, wrapped in plastic,
Also Laura Palmer.
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waxed paper
Careful what you wish for. 'Wax', either the natural (paraffin) form or the synthetic PET forms, is polymers. Due to the ease of degrading it's also polymers that can easily lead to microplastic in your food, much easier than say a simple PET packaging.
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Better watch out, most food comes with glucose polymers or amino acid polymers, and it's 100% made of chemicals. Personally though I'm more concerned with artificial ones.
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Fine, I should have specified that more. PET wax is made of effectively the plastic that the wrapper is. Paraffin wax a simple hydrocarbon polymer is at the molecular level so similar to being a plastic that I suggest thinking twice before people assume it's safe based on 'not being plastic'.
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Yeah, I looked up paraffin afterwards, and it's "natural" in the sense of being extracted from petroleum. Definitely not something my ancestors interacted with, but as a molecule it looks fairly simple and inert, compared to the repeating units of most plastics (and their added plasticizers, dyes, etc).
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Paper is made of glucose polymers. If you're trying to avoid all polymers you'll also have to give up starch and protein.
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Yeah, think about unboxing a glass-wrapped USB memory stick. let me know how that works out.
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Yeah, it would be awesome to see glass-only drinking recipients at concerts.
Bonus: the broken glass carpet that would quickly form.
While I understand what you say, and I agree with you, in reality we (human species) are on a no-return road.
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Plastic is truly unrivaled as a packaging material: it's very light and durable but not extremely strong like, say e.g. steel, it has an almost infinite lifespan (relative to what is wrapped in it), it's easy to produce, it can be transparent (that's important for some stuff).
If we try to replace it, we'll have to 1) change people's habits 2) probably make things more expensive and that's not going to be welcomed.
We could also make consumers of single use plastics pay for the cleanup and fixing the environmental issues plastic pollution causes. Maybe that would make limited shelf life packaging materials that biodegrade and can be turned into compost a more attractive option. Just being able to compost waste food in the original packaging would be a huge step forward never mind being able to just compost most non food related packaging material as well. We have sent probes to the edge of the solar system, created ai
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Re: So, can we just revert to glass, wood, and met (Score:2)
I can wrap a sandwich in waxed paper. I don't strictly need cling film on all my food. There are lots of ways to reduce the amount of plastic we come in daily contact with. Perhaps making smartphones out of metal, and have replacable electronics. But the sealing layer on the display will likely always be plastic, even if the screen is made from glass or has a layer of sapphire glass.
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Ah, but go back to packaging stuff in paper. Then you've got to deal with all those paper mills spewing poisons into rivers...
I think it's the lifetimes of plastics that cause the most concern. The long lasting stuff is easy to make, the kind that naturally biodegrades easily is difficult (most of the types now won't biodegrade in a backyard compost). The problems are that plastic is used in so many food products - lining the cardboard for milk cartons, the lining of soft drink cans, etc.
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No. (Score:4, Interesting)
We'd need a *massive* change to how basically everything works to fix that.
Re: So, can we just revert to glass, wood, and met (Score:2)
B-b-balls of steel!
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Re: So, can we just revert to glass, wood, and met (Score:4, Informative)
Technically we still produce and use leaded gasoline in general aviation. But that's a dramatic reduction compared to putting it in every car on the road like when I was a child.
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My old boss used to put leaded race gas and sometimes avgas in his Aston Martin because he was a huge asshole and a moron. I should have turned him in for tax evasion.
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I suppose microparticles of wood, metal, and glass would be more palatable to our bodies.
It takes a lot of balls (Score:5, Funny)
It takes a lot of balls to do a study like this!
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It's nuts! There shouldn't be junk in my junk!
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Capitalism Says Profit Margins Too Important. (Score:2)
Between the nuclear and oil industries, humanity is a sad expense. If you were filthy rich you could afford a plastic-less life. So it is really your own fault now isn't it? Now go pay those taxes and enjoy your life as an expendable slave
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It's not like the communist countries have an amazing track record of environmentalism. The Aral Sea is probably the worst ecological disaster of the past several centuries and there weren't any greedy capitalists involved with that mess. You're also completely ignoring how many lives have been saved due to plastics. If your choice is a lower sperm count or death, you'll probably be okay with a few less swimmers. Now that we're aware of the problem all we need to do is find designs for plastics that don't cause these problems.
You can try to offload this on communism as much as you want but the biggest environmental and ecological disaster of in the history of this planet is the behaviour and mentality of humanity itself completely independently of political ideologies. Capitalist societies, and even pre industrial societies caused far bigger ecological disasters than the Aral Sea by wiping out scores of species across entire continents. Carbon and methane emissions are a far bigger environmental disaster than the Aral Sea ever
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You don’t know what capitalism is.
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Nobody said anything about communist countries. Your de focusing skills need considerable work. What the fuck does communist countries have to do with plastic in my ballsack?
Now go waste someone else's time.
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Capitalism works better than most other systems
No evidence for this point, stopped reading there.
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Between the nuclear and oil industries, humanity is a sad expense. If you were filthy rich you could afford a plastic-less life. So it is really your own fault now isn't it? Now go pay those taxes and enjoy your life as an expendable slave
Even the filthy rich don't live a plastic free life. Micro and nano plastics are everywhere and that includes the water and the food the filthy rich consume.
Testicular cancer anyone? (Score:3)
Life in plastic-it's fantastic (Score:2)
As if we don't have enough worries. The next generation of humans will be Barbies and Kens.
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Hey, if I got to be married to Margot Robbie - I wouldn't complain!
Hormone disruption (Score:2)
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George Carlin on plastic (Score:2)
Could we cause Children of Men? (Score:2)
Wouldn't that be the kicker? We poison our reproduction.
Is This A Sign Of? (Score:2)
Question (Score:2)
Whose job was it to examine testicles?
Reporting from the Junk Desk (Score:2)
The Bizarro Times
All the nooz you never imagined.
May 20, 2024
Nooz from our Washington Bureau.
Reporting from the Junk Desk.
Plastic Balls
Story by Az-Saguaro
In response to recent articles like "Microplastics Found in Every Human Testicle in Study", society finally seems to be getting it up to take on major polluters.
It takes a lot of balls to challenge an industry as big as the plastics consortium. But, under pressure from consumer interest groups, Congress has finally held hearings about the health risks of
In other news... (Score:2)
Roughly 5% of women are found to have macroplastics in their boobs.
So microplastics could save the world? (Score:2)
not mine (Score:2)
Please explain (Score:3)
... where they got dog's balls [pinimg.com].
Every? (Score:3)
Every? I don't recall them checking mine.
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Research suggests that men who have normal sperm quality maintain normal sperm motility and concentrations even with daily ejaculation.
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You're desperate, aren't you? Do you have stocks in plastics? If not, why do you have such a hard-on for plastic usages?
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My main goal is to turn everyone into Plastic Men (and women, and non-Binary plastic people). Then I can use the chips Bill Gates put in the Covid vaccine to control everyone and make them dance The Macarena. It's important to have hobbies.
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Engineering margin (Score:2)
I hear that there is large redundancy with respect to having a functioning sperm count.
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The test on the dogs probably answers your question as dogs don't usually have the necessary physical features for masturbation unless they get very imaginative.
Re:data needs better calibration. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re: Are we fucked? (Score:2)
No, the data just says we have to f*** a lot more to get the same result.
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You should not wrap your hand in a plastic bag when you masturbate.
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Love the insult to the "smooth brains" after putting words in their mouths, then agreeing with those words. Fabulous.
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Posting embarrassing stupid nonsense is the main use of the AC check box.
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Is he the one that rails against 5G but owns a 5G phone? Now he doesn't like microplastics but throws plastic in the trash?
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Re:More Alarmism (Score:4, Insightful)
You might consider trying to understand what "might be" means.
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I believe he's saying that "might be" is "speculative statements, weasel words, and all that shit" and that he would prefer a more neutral statement like "increasing microplastics in testicles is correlated to declining sperm counts with [95-100%] statistical certainty". Us readers are grownups and can speculate for ourselves whether it's causation or mere coincidence.
Personally I think science reporting is nearly worthless when it doesn't contain some of the important numbers (study size, p-value, effect s
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My Dad used to work in a fertility clinic. If you don't have any good swimmers, unable to ejaculate, or you have had a vasectomy and it not willing or able to reverse it. Then there's always Microdissection TESE. A surgeon removes a little chunk of your testicle and extracts any viable sperm from them. They are packed in there pretty densely as they are in a state before being exposed to seminal fluid so there is a pretty good chance of successful extraction.
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For those with other things going on that's good info but for the vsafe crowd I suspect most of understood we were done after that and thankful for it.
"Your Honor it is not possible that's my child. Snip snip".
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I mean guys with vasectomies going to a fertility clinic happened often enough that my Dad would casually mention it at the dinner table. He was the guy that had to find the best "swimmers", cut off their tails and insert them into an egg.
I think he found these kinds of patients to be a human curiosity, probably because he couldn't comprehend how they made such a series of life decisions. He was a bit of a prick and assumed he could make perfect decisions years in advance. He saw it as a "waste of money" to
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That's why I say have the kids you want before snipping. I'm in his camp on this one. I think an adult should know how many kids they want. It's such a huge life altering event. I also never really understood people who just let nature take its course and if she gets knocked up then ok they have a kid. I put more thought into which light bulbs to buy for my hallway lights.
My doc grilled me about my current and future plans and made it super clear this was a one way trip and the odds of future kids was a
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I don't recall the story talking about how _small_ they were...