Cockroach Reproduction Has Taken a Strange Turn (nytimes.com) 38
In response to pesticides, many cockroach females have lost their taste for sweet stuff, which changes how they make the next generation of insects. From a report: When a male cockroach wants to mate with a female cockroach very much, he will scoot his butt toward her, open his wings and offer her a homemade meal -- sugars and fats squished out of his tergal gland. As the lovely lady nibbles, the male locks onto her with one penis while another penis delivers a sperm package. If everything goes smoothly, a roach's romp can last around 90 minutes. But increasingly, cockroach coitus is going really, weirdly wrong, and is contributing to roach populations in some places that are more difficult to vanquish with conventional pesticides. Back in 1993, scientists working at North Carolina State University discovered a trait in the German cockroach, a species that inhabits every continent except Antarctica. Specifically, these new cockroaches seemed to have no affection for a form of sugar called glucose, which was strange because -- as anyone who has ever battled against a cockroach infestation knows -- cockroaches normally cannot get enough of the sweet stuff.
So, where did these new, health-conscious cockroaches come from? It seems we created them by accident, after decades of trying to kill their ancestors with sweet powders and liquids laced with poison. The cockroaches that craved sweets ate the poison and died, while cockroaches less keen on glucose avoided the death traps and survived long enough to breed, thus passing that trait down to the next cockroach generation. "When we think of evolution, we usually imagine wild animals, but actually, it's also happening with small animals living in our kitchens," said Ayako Wada-Katsumata, an entomologist at North Carolina State University. Dr. Wada-Katsumata and her colleagues have just introduced yet another wrinkle to the cockroach's story: According to a study published this month in the journal Communications Biology, the same trait that might help a female cockroach avoid sweet-tasting poison baits also makes her less likely to stick around and mate with normal cockroach males.
This is because cockroach saliva is capable of rapidly breaking down complex sugars, like those found in the male's courtship offering, and turning them into simple sugars, such as glucose. So when one of these glucose-averse females takes a bite of the male's nuptial gift, it literally turns bitter in her mouth, and she bolts before he can complete the double barrel lock-and-pop maneuver. "Great!" you may be thinking. "The fewer cockroach hookups, the fewer infestations we'll have." Not so fast, said the researchers. "As to how this will affect the population, it's really complicated," said Dr. Wada-Katsumata. That's because, despite the hang-ups, glucose-averse cockroaches still find ways to do the deed.
So, where did these new, health-conscious cockroaches come from? It seems we created them by accident, after decades of trying to kill their ancestors with sweet powders and liquids laced with poison. The cockroaches that craved sweets ate the poison and died, while cockroaches less keen on glucose avoided the death traps and survived long enough to breed, thus passing that trait down to the next cockroach generation. "When we think of evolution, we usually imagine wild animals, but actually, it's also happening with small animals living in our kitchens," said Ayako Wada-Katsumata, an entomologist at North Carolina State University. Dr. Wada-Katsumata and her colleagues have just introduced yet another wrinkle to the cockroach's story: According to a study published this month in the journal Communications Biology, the same trait that might help a female cockroach avoid sweet-tasting poison baits also makes her less likely to stick around and mate with normal cockroach males.
This is because cockroach saliva is capable of rapidly breaking down complex sugars, like those found in the male's courtship offering, and turning them into simple sugars, such as glucose. So when one of these glucose-averse females takes a bite of the male's nuptial gift, it literally turns bitter in her mouth, and she bolts before he can complete the double barrel lock-and-pop maneuver. "Great!" you may be thinking. "The fewer cockroach hookups, the fewer infestations we'll have." Not so fast, said the researchers. "As to how this will affect the population, it's really complicated," said Dr. Wada-Katsumata. That's because, despite the hang-ups, glucose-averse cockroaches still find ways to do the deed.
Silly scientists (Score:3, Funny)
"As to how this will affect the population, it's really complicated," said Dr. Wada-Katsumata. That's because, despite the hang-ups, glucose-averse cockroaches still find ways to do the deed.
Anyone who has ever been on a date with someone with special dietary needs already knows the answer to this. The male roaches who get lucky are ordering from the glucose-free menu.
Re:Silly scientists (Score:5, Funny)
As far as I can understand from TFA, the male roaches who still get lucky evenly only happen to respond more quickly, and the female evidently doesn't have enough time to leave after finding the meal unpleasant before the male latches on to her and prevents her escape.
So basically, what's happened here is that cockroaches, which are already considered a detestable life form, are now even worse because they are turning into rapists. At least before the female was getting tasty food out of the ordeal during the deed, now she doesn't even get that.
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So, it's like dating a lawyer then.
Don't ask how I know.
Thank you for this very vivid description (Score:5, Funny)
of the double-cock cockroach mating ritual.
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Yummy (Score:2, Funny)
That meal from the tergal gland sounds delicious.
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Warning (Score:4, Funny)
Warning. Do not read this article while eating. Don't ask how I know.
"a roachâ(TM)s romp can last around 90 minute (Score:1)
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Not much. Most of the variants seem to come from countries with low vaccination rates.
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Ehhh
You're going to need more evidence than that to draw such a conclusion. There are plenty of other people using similar analysis to conclude that immuno-compromised individuals (such as those with HIV) are the primary source of new variants.
Dozens of SlashDotters.. (Score:4, Funny)
Dozens of SlashDotters started furiously taking notes on how to score.. "scoot butt.. offer treats.. must like sugar..squish out of turd gland..penis lock.. something something.. deliver sperm."
Re: Dozens of SlashDotters.. (Score:3)
I got as far as the turd gland part. Is that third base?
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true true
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When we think of evolution (Score:5, Interesting)
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The Most Wild Summary (Score:2)
Thank you, Slashdot. I was taking a quick brain break between work tasks with a quick visit to Slashdot and the first thing I read?
he will scoot his butt toward her, open his wings and offer her a homemade meal -- sugars and fats squished out of his tergal gland. As the lovely lady nibbles, the male locks onto her with one penis while another penis delivers a sperm package.
This sequence of words hit like a baseball bat to the noggin. Wonderful experience. I plan to share it widely.
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Not as much of a hit as having two penises. I think pornhub has already done the tergal gland bit.
This mirrors Congress pretty well (Score:2)
If only they'd develop an aversion to lobbyists.
Paywall as a public service (Score:1)
Cockroach sex, huh? I think I need to bleach my ey (Score:1)
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So the males have two dicks? (Score:2)
No wonder we call them "cockroaches".
Are They Sure ... (Score:2)
about that "no cockroaches in Antarctica" statement?