A Math Teacher is Putting Calculus Lessons on Pornhub (boingboing.net) 57
An anonymous reader shares a report: It's safe to assume that few Pornhub visitors are looking for hour-long calculus videos (by a fully-clothed instructor), but Taiwanese math teacher Changhsu puts them there anyway. His channel is filled with over 200 decidedly unsexy chalkboard lessons about topics like differential equations. The 34-year-old math tutor found the YouTube market for math explainers to be saturated, so he decided to expand his reach into Pornhub. He told Mel Magazine that he wants to reach a new market of mathematics learners.
just there for the math (Score:2)
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Could be the first time a video gets removed for NOT being porn.
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Could be the first time a video gets removed for NOT being porn.
I dunno, if they could integrate, divide and multiply they probably wouldn’t need to be on pornhub.
Re:just there for the math (Score:4, Funny)
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What do you mean? Finally they have porn for the rest of us!
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Thanks for making my day!
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Besides, calculators will keep shorting out from all the static electricity from those hairy palms.
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Won't he get banned?
Not if he gets Pietro Boselli in as a co-host.
We need to retaliate (Score:5, Funny)
Re:We need to retaliate (Score:4, Funny)
Time to post porn to Khan Academy.
"Advanced Anatomy #69 - The Human Reproductive System"
"Evolutionary Biology #123 - Mating Rituals of Advanced Primates"
"Sociology #999 - Polygamy, Polyandry and Polyamorism in W.E.I.R.D. societies"
Etc.
PS.: I'm sapiosexual, and I do become aroused watching math videos. This channel might just my thing. :-D
Calculus is hard (Score:3)
Study hard.
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Ehhh doesn't seem right (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Ehhh doesn't seem right (Score:4, Informative)
Remember 'The Naked News'? [nakednews.com]
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And Code Babes.
I can see the lines now (Score:2, Funny)
"The sex scenes were great, but the story was too derivative."
"I'd like to integrate with her, if you know what I mean."
And so on.
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"The sex scenes were great, but the story was too derivative."
Ya, but the sex scenes weren't integral to the plot ...
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Ooh, baby. It's so hard!
Well yeah, it's calculus.
Now wanna watch me mathturbate?
New Excuse (Score:3)
verified (Score:2)
say what you will, his account is verified!!!
that takes guts and balls. :D
Harder than Chinese Calculus (Score:2)
I'm hoping that this math teacher dresses like a sexy real estate agent. That always holds my attention.
what are you doing step-teacher? (Score:5, Funny)
And a thousand new pick-up lines were born (Score:1)
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Wow, all of those bombed. So maybe not.
It's in... (Score:1)
Necessity is the mother.... (Score:2)
Wife - What are you doing up so late?!
Husband: I'm uhhhm.. just uploading another lesson for my students. Please stay out of the room so I can ummm.. narrate the video. This may take some time.
Hey! (Score:2)
No kinkshaming, please!
I've seen those "lessons" before (Score:1)
Admit it - you've seen them too
Yes (Score:4, Funny)
I was looking for the area under the curve.
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check out the inflection points on both her local maxima
Lots of people getting to the root (Score:2)
...of math that way, I'm sure.
You gotta be good for YouTube (Score:2)
Polly Nomial and Curly Pi (Score:2)
Once upon a time pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix.
Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Poll however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored these conditions on the ground that they were unnecessary, and made her way amongst the complex elements.
Rows and columns env
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One should give attribution. https://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/polly.htm [york.ac.uk]
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Lol, very nice story.
I was about to write something similar when "DamnOregonian" insisted that "Gravity is not a Force" :P But I was to slow and can no longer comment on his silly post.
"I only go to Porn Hub for the Calculus"... (Score:3)
So "I only go to Porn Hub for the Calculus" is the new "I only read Playboy for the Articles"?
Differential Equation as XXX approaches zeros? (Score:1)
Lesson 1: What's the square root of 69? (Score:1)
Interesting strategy (Score:5, Funny)
Calculus on Pornhub is one way to differentiate yourself.
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Chances of integrating with the fanbase are low.
Rule 34 (Score:2)
'nuff said.
New excuse... (Score:2)
But MOM! I was only studying for my calculus exam!!!!
Graduation with honors (Score:1)
could easily be made relevant (Score:3)
It is sad that he didn't tailor the lessons to the platform. I can think of many pornographic problems that could be used in illustration of principles of calculus, differential equations, geometry, etc.
Things like creating equations to represent the build up of heat that might occur when a somewhat pliable piston is thrust in and out of a pliable cylinder. Such an equation would have to account for the rate of heat dispersal by the coolant circulatory system surrounding the cylinder as well as the one within the piston, the thrust rate, the coefficient of friction for various lubricants, the pressure being applied by the cylinder on the piston which would be related to the elasticity of the cylinder and relative sizes, a pressure which might differ at various points within the cylinder, etc. Of course, many of those factors could also vary greatly depending on which cylinder is employed.
Or you could work to write an equation that could represent progress to completion depending on techniques used, various parameters of those techniques, precise structure of the cylinder and its surroundings (the distance between a critical sensor node and the cylinder can make a huge difference in effectiveness of techniques), mood of the cylinder host, etc.
You could really charge a bundle for the lab accompanying this class.
Don't underestimate the fetish ecosystem (Score:2)
There has to be at least a few people who get off on fully clothed instructors lecturing them on math topics.
The world is a very weird place.
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pfft... that's just mental masturbation (Score:2)
Math homeworks! (Score:2)
My college friends and I joked about this! :D