Transferring Vaginal Fluids Could 'Revolutionize' Women's Health, Researchers Say (arstechnica.com) 83
While fecal transplants have proven to be quite successful, researchers are now experimenting with swapping vaginal fluids to improve health. "If [vaginal microbiota transplants (VMTs)] work as researchers hypothesize, they could rub out many common problems at once," reports Ars Technica. "And based on what we know of vaginas, they could be far less messy than transplants involving poop." From the report: The basic idea behind VMTs is identical to that of poop transplants, aka fecal microbiota transplants (FMTs), which have been around for centuries. Generally, FMTs aim to use microbe-laden bodily products -- in this case excrement -- to introduce or restore rich, complex microbial communities into the innards of ailing recipients. In healthy human intestines, thriving microbial inhabitants are involved in everything from cycling hormones and influencing immune responses to protecting from pathogenic germs, not to mention helping extract nutrients from food. When these communities die off, get out of balance (a condition generally called dysbiosis), or become overrun by disease-causing germs, our health can wane. That's where FMTs come in.
Modern FMT recipients now take in the goods by piping them into their bowels, gulping them in capsules, or injecting them in enemas. And researchers are looking into using FMTs to treat a range of conditions including obesity, food allergies, inflammatory bowel disease, depression and multiple sclerosis. But despite the fact that the medicine has come a long way from serving poopy soup, researchers are still straining to squeeze out all of FMTs potential. So far, the only condition for which there's firm evidence that FMTs are effective is recalcitrant Clostridium difficile infections, which cause severe diarrhea -- echoing the centuries-old uses of FMTs. [...] Vaginal microbiota transplants, on the other hand, may not face such onerous hurdles. Based on what researchers have gathered so far, the microbial communities of a healthy vagina are relatively simple compared with that of the gut, and they play key roles in health.
Modern FMT recipients now take in the goods by piping them into their bowels, gulping them in capsules, or injecting them in enemas. And researchers are looking into using FMTs to treat a range of conditions including obesity, food allergies, inflammatory bowel disease, depression and multiple sclerosis. But despite the fact that the medicine has come a long way from serving poopy soup, researchers are still straining to squeeze out all of FMTs potential. So far, the only condition for which there's firm evidence that FMTs are effective is recalcitrant Clostridium difficile infections, which cause severe diarrhea -- echoing the centuries-old uses of FMTs. [...] Vaginal microbiota transplants, on the other hand, may not face such onerous hurdles. Based on what researchers have gathered so far, the microbial communities of a healthy vagina are relatively simple compared with that of the gut, and they play key roles in health.
Not new science to us experts (Score:5, Funny)
I always knew that some quality time scissoring could solve a lot of a woman's ailments.
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Damnit, you beat me to it.
Re:Not new science to us experts (Score:5, Funny)
Now we can recommend it as part of a healthy lifestyle. I can't wait to tell all the women at the office!
Re:Not new science to us experts (Score:5, Funny)
Now we can recommend it as part of a healthy lifestyle. I can't wait to tell all the women at the office!
Start with the lady in HR :-)
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Now we can recommend it as part of a healthy lifestyle. I can't wait to tell all the women at the office!
Send a company-wide email. Include any foreign offices.
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Send a company-wide email. Include any foreign orifices. FTFY
Re: Not new science to us experts (Score:2)
Tell them there exist the perfect self sustaining, self recharging, always available tool for vaginal fluid transfer.
It's called....a dick.
Comes in all sizes and shapes. Diversity wins!
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mod this shit up! ROFLMAO
That fluid always make ME feel better (Score:2)
Getting some of that fluid always makes *me* feel better.
Heck I could have a flu starting up and moving a little vaginal fluid around will have me feeling great, for a bit.
But more seriously, this is some interesting science. Particularly because it's so simple. Medical research is so complex these days. This comes down to "have problems with your vag? Maybe some stuff from a healthy bag would help?" An idea Aristotle would have easily understood.
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The instructional videos have promoted it ... (Score:2)
Not new science to us experts. I always knew that some quality time scissoring could solve a lot of a woman's ailments.
The instructional videos have championed its benefits for a long long time.
Didn't you read? It has to be PIPED! (Score:2)
One donor, one recipient, one pipe.
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One donor, one recipient, one pipe.
In the instructional videos I've seen it seems both women were recipients of the same pipe.
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Re: Not new science to us experts (Score:2)
Damn! They are cutting the middle man....we were so happy to do the transfer for them throughout history....Now the effing feminists dissuaded women to fuck men and see where that goes, eh!
Re: Not new science to us experts (Score:1)
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Donor, recipient ... donor, recipient, and ...
Am I back on beta.slashdot.org again?
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They didn't just go there... (Score:5, Funny)
Did they?
"If [vaginal microbiota transplants (VMTs)] work as researchers hypothesize, they could rub out many common problems at once," reports Ars Technica.
I guess they did.
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And let's be honest -- a man would never get away with continuous toilet humor puns.
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Oh, I think she's just matching the style of the source material ...
Modern FMT recipients now take in the goods by piping them into their bowels, gulping them in capsules, or injecting them in enemas. And researchers are looking into using FMTs to treat a range of conditions including obesity, food allergies, inflammatory bowel disease, depression and multiple sclerosis. But despite the fact that the medicine has come a long way from serving poopy soup, researchers are still straining to squeeze out all of FMTs potential. So far, the only condition for which there's firm evidence that FMTs are effective is recalcitrant Clostridium difficile infections, which cause severe diarrhea -- echoing the centuries-old uses of FMTs. [...] Vaginal microbiota transplants, on the other hand, may not face such onerous hurdles. Based on what researchers have gathered so far, the microbial communities of a healthy vagina are relatively simple compared with that of the gut, and they play key roles in health.
Good information though. I didn't even realize that vaginas had microbiota populations that governed their health, considering how durable they have to be to infrequently conduct foreign (?) internal and external fluids and people.
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> I didn't even realize that vaginas had microbiota populations that governed their health
This is elementary school/junior high school sex education information.
How you could not know this, is disturbing.
Re: They didn't just go there... (Score:3)
He's probably not from Europe. And even in the EU there are a huge number of places where people think that If you don't talk about sex with teens, it won't happen. Just as you can hide by closing your eyes.
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He's probably not from Europe. And even in the EU there are a huge number of places where people think that If you don't talk about sex with teens, it won't happen. Just as you can hide by closing your eyes.
Silly St.Creed. Everyone knows you have to cover your eyes with your hands to disappear.
Also, babies are found under cabbage leaves.
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I was several decades old before ever encountering the word 'microbiota'.
Perhaps it's taught differently in other places?
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LOL, god himself couldn't tell me that those researchers didn't choose those words on purpose.
*Knock knock* (Score:2)
Yeah, I'm here for the Vaginal Fluid Transfer Group Activity...
Crap now "Just a Giggalo" is running in my head (Score:3)
Just a Giggalo, David Lee Roth edition [youtube.com]
Shit, wear a rubber.
Ugh (Score:1)
Sooo (Score:2)
Lesbians will be set - their "rubbing" each others "parts" together will accomplish the same thing then right?
PUULEASE!
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The actual article mentions that this is indeed the case: microbial populations do get mingled in lesbian relationships. Not sure if rubbing is enough, but they have plenty of other activities that are probably more efficient at transfering fluids.
Immunity (Score:2)
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The All Girl Massage video series (Score:1)
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If I were a porn producer, I'd get right on it. First 30 seconds or so presenting the scientific article, then switch the camera to some beautiful women saying "ooh, I think my microbial population might be suboptimal..."
Yeah, that could definitely work.
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I would probably watch something like that, science in porn... The educational aspect is interesting.
If someone could put string theory in a porn video, I would probably be able to grasp it... Heh.
Perhaps this would work for skin diseases also (Score:1)
Hmm ... (Score:2)
Something something crowdsourcing something something vaginal biota registry something something bittorrent ...
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...scissoring for good health..something something...
I'm sure (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm sure all the comments here will be thoughtful and in good taste.
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I'm sure all the comments here will be thoughtful and in good taste.
Its not clear the microbiota could be transferred orally. However there seems to be positive effects nonetheless.
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The irony of your comment being modded insightful instead of funny is thick enough to cut with a knife!
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Ahh, the perfect place to leave my comment.
This will be a great boon to female DIYers, who can simply take the problem in hand... or use some other method of redistribution.
But for the males among us, the budget plan is still to eat a model's ass.
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I'm sure all the comments here will be thoughtful and in good taste.
I'm not so optimistic, some of them have been rather fishy.
Vagina info on Slashdot? (Score:3)
This is gonna be a train wreck...
No trains, just tunnels (Score:3)
This is gonna be a train wreck...
No trains, just tunnels.
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I'm reminded of the opening scenes in 2001:A Space Odyssey with the early humans first encountering the monolith.
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It's more the docking scene I had in mind.
Scissoring... (Score:2)
It might just save your life.
But seriously , this sounds like good news. It conjures images of ... healing...yeah.
My penis as a pipette (Score:2)
I remember when (Score:1)
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Actually, it's kind of cool and still about "black holes". Most of the cells in our bodies are bacteria and microbial transplants are way safer than organ transplants. It's exciting to see how far medicine can get by radically replacing and genetically engineering internal flora.
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Slashdot used to cover real science, like news about black holes and dark matter, now it's just... Never mind
Back when black holes might exist was an ongoing debate in physics, that pun did cause problems. The literal translation into Russian came out as a pre-existing vulgar slang term. This was reported to be a factor in the substantially greater reluctance of Russian physicists to accept the possibility of their actual existence.
In my professional opinion (Score:2)
This is not a ménage à trois, I am conducting a medical procedure!
I don't understand... (Score:2)
Re:I don't understand... (Score:5, Funny)
It's a garage where you park your Mini until its oil squirts out.
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SCSI interface would be a far more appropriate analogy.
Annnnd... forwarded to the wife. (Score:4, Funny)
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Wish me luck gentlemen.
Start googling, a few years ago there was a study claiming sperm improves women's mood.
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We're all counting on you.
Instructions unclear (Score:2)
Waiting for visual information aids.
News for nerds, finally (Score:2)
This was a fantastic read in a long time.
This article is like Gordon Ramsay..... (Score:1)
Bill Clinton, etc? (Score:1)
Setup to justify Bill, the other perverts in the Dem party?
Note - nothing about smelling hair.
Hilarious (Score:2)
Funniest line ever!