Tardigrades Are Now On the Moon Thanks To a Crashed Israeli Spacecraft (cnet.com) 164
Tardigrades, the microsopic water-dwelling animals that can survive almost any environment, may be on the moon thanks to an Israeli spacecraft called Beresheet. The spacecraft was carrying thousands of dehydrated tardigrades (among other cargo) when it crashed due to glitches with the landing process. CNET reports: The Israeli spacecraft was transporting Arch Mission's first lunar library, a digital archive holding the equivalent of 30 million pages of information. It also carried human DNA samples and thousands of dehydrated tardigrades. It's unknown how much of the cargo actually ended up on the moon's surface following the crash. Based on Arch Mission's analysis of the spacecraft's path as well as the makeup of the lunar library itself, Arch Mission Foundation founder Nova Spivack told Wired on Monday that he's confident the library, a "DVD-sized object made of thin sheets of nickel," survived the crash mostly intact. That doesn't mean the DNA or water bears are in good shape.
"About the tardigrades in the Lunar Library: Some are sealed in epoxy with 100 million human, plant and microorganism cells," Spivack tweeted Tuesday. "Some are encapsulated onto the sticky side of a 1cm square piece of Kapton tape that is sealed inside the disc stack. They cannot reproduce on the moon." Even though the dehydrated tardigrades can't spring to life on the moon, they could theoretically be gathered, revived and studied to teach us about their time there. "It is not likely that cells can survive on the moon without a lot more protection from radiation," Spivack added. "However the human cells, plant cells and micro organisms we sent could be recovered, studied and their DNA extracted -- perhaps to be cloned and regenerated, far in the future."
"About the tardigrades in the Lunar Library: Some are sealed in epoxy with 100 million human, plant and microorganism cells," Spivack tweeted Tuesday. "Some are encapsulated onto the sticky side of a 1cm square piece of Kapton tape that is sealed inside the disc stack. They cannot reproduce on the moon." Even though the dehydrated tardigrades can't spring to life on the moon, they could theoretically be gathered, revived and studied to teach us about their time there. "It is not likely that cells can survive on the moon without a lot more protection from radiation," Spivack added. "However the human cells, plant cells and micro organisms we sent could be recovered, studied and their DNA extracted -- perhaps to be cloned and regenerated, far in the future."
Tardigrades (Score:1)
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Vonnegut tear? (Score:2)
If we're going on a Vonnegut tear, I have to put in a good word for Player Piano . I'd read the others you mentioned, but overlooked the earlier book until just recently. Amazingly prescient and both related and relevant to the new UBI debates. (Now I wonder if Yang has seen it?)
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Checking my database, I see that I've actually read 14 of his books, but many of them were read so long ago that I would be hesitant to try to rank them now. I would agree that Breakfast of Champions may have been a low point.
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Delete is high on the list of features I would support the development of, if only Slashdot had an economic model that could allow for further development. We are basically lucky that Slashdot has survived so long in the desperate maintenance status.
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Please reply to this.
Please reply to this.
I for one, welcome our new Tardigrade overlords... will they arrive in Tardis-grades?
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Please reply to this.
They're going to take a long time to reply... they are "Tardy"grades after all.
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Tribbles?
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Grib grib grub, snuffle, grib. Humans suck. Grib grib snuffle gruff.
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You deserved a funny mod for that, but I never get one to give. Why can't I borrow (or even sacrifice?) one of the favorable mods I've received, convert it to "funny" and give it to you?
The colonisation process continues apace (Score:5, Funny)
Mars was already the only planet we are aware of that is populated entirely by robots. Now the Moon is the only satellite we know of entirely populate by tardigrades. What a strange solar system we live in.
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They just need the miniature lasers for their heads to start creating their suitably moist habitat in one of those lava tubes.
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They just need the miniature lasers for their heads to start creating their suitably moist habitat in one of those lava tubes.
As long as they don't evolve to be big enough to throw moon rocks at the earth.
Big whoop. There's a casino on Mare Imbrium... (Score:2)
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Mars was already the only planet we are aware of that is populated entirely by robots. Now the Moon is the only satellite we know of entirely populate by tardigrades. What a strange solar system we live in.
We've already put bacteria on the moon... maybe Mars too.
Humans carry more bacterial cells than human cells in their bodies. We're living, breathing, bacteria farms. When man made objects and man stepped foot on the Moon we started spreading bacteria all over the surface. Tardigrades are not the first terrestrial species we've splattered on the moon's surface. And Bacteria are far more likely to find a food source colonize the moon than Tardigrades... and even that is enormously unlikely.
We tried to ste
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Now the Moon is the only satellite we know of entirely populate by tardigrades.
Not only tardigrades . . . there are plenty of Nazis on the far side of the moon: Iron Sky [wikipedia.org]
Hmmm . . . and these were sent up by Israel . . . ?
Obviously this is covert operation by Mossad to attack the Nazis with tardigrades!
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Spore drives are coming... (Score:2)
So how long before they start accessing the mycelial network?
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Author: Yea if people start complaining, we can just shoehorn in some cameos something, you know just to ret-con some explanation.
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I swear that show is written by morons. So many awkward lines and scenes. It looks nice and the actors are ok but the show wasn't written by people who know a thing about trek and it seems they really don't care either.
Where have we heard stuff like this before? (Score:3)
"They cannot reproduce on the moon"
Funny, it almost sounds like they've done tests, studies, and experiments as to what can and cannot reproduce on the moon.
Re:Where have we heard stuff like this before? (Score:4, Insightful)
Nothing can reproduce when there is no food
They have no food - except the other tardigrades ...
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congrats, you are now the Grand Emperor of oversimplification and putting words in others' mouths
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um.... sun is energy, not food.
You'll notice that plants don't grow on concrete, despite the abundance of sun. (unless of course they can sink their roots through a crack to get to the food in the dirt below) There's tons of energy available on the moon (in the form of radiation, including solar radiation) but very little of what we would consider "food". The main problem is a lack of variety, and more specifically a lack of the (atomic) materials life on earth has evolved to require.
Though realistically
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Nothing can reproduce when there is no food
They can live a really long time without resources. It's probably only a matter of time before McDonalds crashes a Big Mac truck on the moon. And probably not long after that someone will crash edible food on the moon.
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Except food is just an alternative source of solar energy. You can just as easily get it directly from the sun. Somehow life started on earth even at first there was no food.
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Except food is just an alternative source of solar energy. You can just as easily get it directly from the sun. Somehow life started on earth even at first there was no food.
It doesn't quite work like that. If you stopped eating and went outside and started sunbathing for 3 months straight... you would starve to death. It took billions of years of favourable conditions and favourable organic molecules for life to occur on Earth that was capable of harvesting energy from the sun. The conditions on the moon are almost certainly not right for that or it would have happened already.
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You can if you're a plant, and have chlorophyll.
Tardigrades aren't and don't.
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Somehow life started on earth even at first there was no food.
There was lots of food. The reducing atmosphere the Earth had at the time meant there was lots and lots of complex chemicals to munch on.
Then photosynthesis evolved, the waste from that produced an oxidizing atmosphere, and the soup broke down.
The Good, The Bad, and The Hungry (Score:1)
It's gonna get really ugly in the end.
Indeed studied (Score:2)
Although we haven't performed extensive experiments on the surface of the moon *itself*, scientists *have already* studied life in *moon-like* conditions.
And tardigrades have been studied (and even when exposed to outerspace. Just not specifically on the moonsurface yet) and been found extremely resilient to a crazy amount of extreme conditions. Note how the article is extremely specific: they cannot reproduce on the moon surface.
Because that's probably about the only thing they can't do. Because that would
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"They cannot reproduce on the moon"
Nature finds a way.
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Where do you think all that tardigrade porn comes from.
That's not news (Score:1, Informative)
Turds supposedly went to the Moon in 1969.
Smarter people want to know! (Score:2)
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Maybe Israel should not be allowed to launch spacecraft of their own for a while.
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Who the fuck is going to use a library like that?
Anyone who wants to escape the US copyright terror?
Don't worry about it (Score:1)
The supposed tardigrade moon landing is a hoax. The tardigrades DID go into space, just low earth orbit. The "crash" happened on a set in the desert on Earth.
Tardigrades could never survive the Van Allen radiation belt. Plus, the shadows are all wrong, lunar dust not disturbed, the letter "C" on a moon rock, etc.
Oops (Score:1)
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they will survive (Score:2)
I think we need to bomb it from space. It is the only way to be sure.
But because they are Tardigrades, they will survive orbital bombing too [youtube.com].
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It is also not likely that people win some Super Lotto, yet they do.
I think we need to bomb it from space. It is the only way to be sure.
Send cockroaches to the moon to eat all the Tardigrades.
This just in... (Score:2)
This is how the world ends (Score:5, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our giant mutated tardigrade overlords.
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I mean who wouldn't? I mean, we'll get that fancy warp drive to finally work, right?
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Yah, you voted one into office.
Hmm I'm not american and I don't vote.
Genesis Part II (Score:4, Funny)
Or: War of the Worlds part II (Score:2)
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100% Adam this time? No Lilith and Eve?
With modern technology Lilith and Eve could procreate without Adam... without modern technology they can't procreate but they can still have a lot of fun.
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See Also John Brunner's Story (Score:2)
Zomg! (Score:2)
That is one impressive technical achievement. I've seen Star Trek Discovery -- those things are huge!
Lost Episode Found! (Score:4, Funny)
There is no stopping them (Score:1)
Of course there are Tardigrades on the moon (Score:2)
That's where they came from in the first place. We just sent them back to visit their relatives.
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It mucks up science because it makes it hard to tell what's native, and invasive critters often overwhelm the native ones and may drive them extinct*. I don't think these critters can thrive on the moon, but I don't want to see the same mistake on Mars or watery moons.
* It's not necessarily because the invaders are "better", but often because predators take a while to adapt to eating them.
Make Bacteria Great Again! (Score:1)
Make Bacteria Great Again?
Who gives a fudge about bacteria's or Tardi's future. I have no personal connection with them. If they live a 100 billion years more or die off in a million years makes no difference to me, beyond what "services" they provide to us humans.
Wait, which side? (Score:2)
That's going to change astrology a bit (Score:2)
Currently they talk about Jupiter being in Retrograde, now the Moon can also be in Tardigrade...
I guess it means some unexpected results are entering your life as a result of great effort.
uh oh (Score:2)
Gasoline for conspiracy theorists (Score:1)
Anti-Semitic conspiracy theorists are going to go absolutely nutzo over this.
This is exactly how life on Earth ... (Score:2)
... started. Alien crash of vessel with experimental shit onboard.
Future explorers to the Moon will question whether the drop of samples was left by an intelligent species because an intelligent species would have the sense god gave a piss ant not to crash land the goddam thing. (Area 51, I'm talking to you.)
False advertising (Score:2)
Tardigrade: "Dammit, this doesn't look like the brochure. Honey, we've been ripped off! Get our lawyer on phone!"
R-Type (Score:1)
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Yet Israel continues to violate human rights. (Score:2, Insightful)
I hate the thought (Score:2)
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Rest easy... the Human Race has only completed the first part of its purpose at this juncture -- the moon is still a satellite of earth; The human race's purpose is to distribute the tardigrades farther than that, so that they may survive even after our sun has failed --- the human race will not be able to truly fulfill its ultimate sole purpose, until tardigrades are spread beyond the boundaries of the solar system.
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In German, it's even more funny, as tardigrades are called Baertierchen in German.
My German isn't great, but "-chen" is a cutesy diminutive right? So that breaks down to the equivalent of something like "Wee Bear Beasties" in colloquial English?
Even if it doesn't, I'm calling them Wee Bear Beasties from now on.
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What makes you think they werent already there?
Intelligence.