Streaming Online Pornography Produces as Much CO2 as Belgium (newscientist.com) 169
The transmission and viewing of online videos generates 300 million tonnes of carbon dioxide a year, or nearly 1 per cent of global emissions. On-demand video services such as Netflix account for a third of this, with online pornographic videos generating another third. From a report: This means the watching of pornographic videos generates as much CO2 per year as is emitted by countries such as Belgium, Bangladesh and Nigeria. That's the conclusion of a French think tank called The Shift Project. Earlier this year, it estimated that digital technologies produce 4 per cent of greenhouse gas emissions and that this figure could soar to 8 per cent by 2025. Now it has estimated the CO2 emissions due to online videos alone. The report's authors used 2018 reports by companies Cisco and Sandvine to work out global video internet traffic. They then estimated how much electricity was used to carry this video data and view it on different devices, from phones to TVs. Finally, they estimated the overall emissions using global average figures for carbon emissions from electricity generation. Online video accounted for 60 per cent of global data flows in 2018, the report states, or 1 zettabyte of data (one thousand billion billion bytes).
Save the world. (Score:3, Insightful)
Download your porn.
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I bet the emissions from all the tissues and toilet flushing is worse.
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So are you suggesting to give the populace washable toys to save on the water?
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Heheh. "Emissions." I see what you totally missed the opportunity to do there!
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Hmm...well, I suppose we could suggest that AOC add to her Green New Deal...that she immediately begin generously giving blow jobs to all guys out there she can find, so as to help cut down on the CO2 generated from pr0n.
Hmm..I can see the new bumper sticker now: "Get Laid, Save the Planet"!!
I half expected that to go a different direction: ... that she strengthen the Communications Decency Act to ban all porn on the Internet.
Re:Save the world. (Score:5, Funny)
I half expected that to go a different direction: ... that she strengthen the Communications Decency Act to ban all porn on the Internet.
Wouldn't it be easier to just get rid of Belgium? I mean, if they're producing as much CO2 as streaming porn ...
[which should have been the Headline]
Belgium Produces as Much CO2 as Streaming Porn
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Your first insightful post.
As I like to nitpick I like to add: french fries.
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Your first insightful post. As I like to nitpick I like to add: french fries.
Let me correct that typo: Belgian fries
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Here's germany. Well...uhm...I know you didn't appreciate my Belgian efforts last time, but, well, if you're still interested in my services I need lots of free and flat space for storing obsolete diesel cars...
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Wow..between the over the top #MeToo nonsense, where males are now afraid of doing anything that normally used to be just initiating sexual relationships....and now not wanting pr0n around, I guess women just don't like men, do they?
Do they just want us all to explode?
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Do we want men to explode? No, not ALL men. Just the ones who think they have a sense of entitlement when it comes to how to treat women. Times have changed, and what men thought was acceptable behaviour in the past (it was never acceptable to the women) isn’t any more.
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Must piss you off royally that I’m happy and you’re not, when according to your warped view of the world I should be ashamed of being myself.
So when are you going to realize that all the time and energy you wasted fapping your Hosts File all over t
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But the problem people who perpetuate this behaviour don’t just disappear when they aren’t reported. I’ll try
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Pisses him off to no end that I’m not ashamed to be me. And why should I be? I’m happy, and that counts for something. As long as the people I work with, the clients and suppliers, my neighbors, and the government all accept that I’m a woman, right down to my birth certificate, APK is just pissing in the wind. Even the states that have passed bathroom bills would require that I
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I half expected that to go a different direction: ... that she strengthen the Communications Decency Act to ban all porn on the Internet.
Ban . . . ?!?!
You don't make any money with a ban. AOC will want to tax it instead. Since scientific studies will prove that older white males watch the most porn, she will propose a direct porn tax on older white males.
Enough to fund her "Nude Green Oatmeal" scheme.
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Hmm...well, I suppose we could suggest that AOC add to her Green New Deal...that she immediately begin generously giving blow jobs to all guys out there she can find, so as to help cut down on the CO2 generated from pr0n.
I always assumed that's how she got anywhere in politics in the first place.
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She was recruited by the Justice Democrats (Score:2)
AOC agreed and she was able to win a primary by going door to door while her primary opponent ignored her. He was the heir apparent of Nancy Pelosi (and a spry 55 years old). This was a major upset and it's going to have far reaching consequences for American politics. Pelosi will have to find a new replacement for the right wing
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I'm thinking first 2 terms of Warren, then 2 terms of AOC B-)
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Same as Biden, they’re the choice of people looking in the rear view mirror. People are hungry for change, and Kamala Harris makes Joe Biden look even more inept, old, and just plain out of touch than anyone else except Trump. Heck, even Trump has more energy. Crazy and dementia, but more energy.
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Because it's really indefensible maybe? Go ahead, put this at -1 too, I got karma to burn.
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I’m part of the left, and I only make the accusation when I have evidence. Otherwise there’d be a lot more men being accused. _ Most of the time the accusations that we led the guy on, we should have dressed differently, should not have frozen (you didn’t resist hard enough), we might have said no but we really meant yes, it’s often easier to take the path of less resistance and pretend to laugh it off or that it didn’t really happen or it wasn’t that bad (remember whoop
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Should that be...
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"?
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How about all you guys doing each other a solid by giving each other blow jobs? C’mon, you know you want to - gay porn is HUGE among the religious, the right-wing, misogynists and incels, and there’s no shortage of that on slashdot.
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It must be very confusing and annoying to try to pack so many people with so many different opinions and tastes into a tiny tin can.
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The only people that would attend are the very people that you would NOT want to see au naturel.
But you can still say it in a movie. (Score:1)
"Streaming online pornography," that is. It's nowhere near as socially unacceptable as saying "Belgium."
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Only a real kneebiter would say that.
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Call it by the name that Germans use:
Gateway to France
Let's not be hasty now, (Score:2)
This article is stupid and this website is stupid (Score:2)
Do you think that printing out the porn as magazines, vhs tapes, etc will have less pollution?
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Well, you know what they say... (Score:2)
If you build it... nah, too easy.
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If you build it... nah, too easy.
Is this heaven? And, why all the corncobs?
It's worse than you think (Score:2)
Online porn not only produces a lot of CO2, but also an unthinkable amount of secondary heated emissions to further warm the planet!
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"Streaming Online Pornography Produces as Much CO2 as Belgium"
Yeah, it produces even more of something else...
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Better than making babies (Score:5, Insightful)
Better masturbate to porn than to have real sex and risk making another baby.
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You realize that neither of those precludes the other, right? I mean, it's not entirely uncommon for them to cum hand-in-hand.
For extra co2 reduction benefit... (Score:2)
shut down the internet. And while we are at it lets turn off all the power plants and petro vehicles too.
But hey, porn is like generating what percentage of C02?
Screw it, lets make porn streaming 99% of all C02 for what better way to die of global warming?
And actually "doing it" costs....? (Score:2)
Do we spend more (electrical) energy streaming porn, or more (kinetic) energy actually doing it? Maybe we should be doing it on goobleboxes?
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Ok already! (Score:2)
BTW it wasn't ALL porn.....
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but it's worth a shot.
Wait until everyone gets a load of what you just did there.
That's a stupid way of calculating impact (Score:5, Insightful)
One would need to consider how much CO2 does not chasing women and not fathering children save? Without passing moral judgment on masturbation, those two things alone seem like they'd be very strongly carbon positive.
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Goes to show you don't have children. Wasted tissues, water, and soap are major parts of that, too.
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That's why you have two, and not five.
Damn it. (Score:2)
Now I have to choose between Porn and Waffles to save the planet?
So obviously the solution is to nuke Belgium. (Score:1)
If we Nuke Belgium, we can all view as much pornography as we want, since we've made up for it by nuking Belgium. It's a small price to pay for online porn!
Our path is now obvious (Score:2)
We must at all costs, shut down Belgium.
Also, how does this break down along funny animal video lines? I can't believe they omitted this source of CO2 as well.
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We must at all costs, shut down Belgium.
That's the first thing on Boris Johnson's TODO list when he becomes prime minister of England in a few weeks.
. . . and remember . . . England has nukes.
The Indian guy who runs the kiosk near me in scenic Germany told me that the whole Brexit thing is a plot by England to create another worldwide empire of colonies again.
But he said that India is safe . . . because they have nukes now.
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We must help increase Belgium's CO2 output so we can have more porn.
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wrong unit (Score:1)
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Because this is not a matter of units. Pornography has always used exactly the same amount of energy as Belgium. Coincidence? I think not!
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But unlike mining bitcoins (Score:2)
It brings joy to the world.
Why pick on Belgium... (Score:2)
...just because because they watch a lot of porn there.
not. (Score:5, Informative)
Since the article doesn't link to the study, here:
https://theshiftproject.org/en... [theshiftproject.org]
They seem to be a neo-Luddite group and they call for "digital sobriety" enforced by regulation on the uses of digital systems.
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They seem to be a neo-Luddite group and they call for "digital sobriety" enforced by regulation on the uses of digital systems.
This is one of those times when being able to punch someone in the face over the Internet would be so helpful.
I guess ignoring them works too. But it's not as satisfying.
Correlation with Utah and nearby states (Score:2)
My brother works for a cable company and he says that places like Utah and the Deep South are the highest consumers of this stuff.
Which means they probably won't do anything about it.
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I agree, far right places like San Diego are hotbed for this.
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You can confirm that by playing with google trends.
https://trends.google.com/tren... [google.com]
Top state: Utah.
Strangely the results for 'porn' are completely different from 'pornography.' But Mississippi and West Virginia are very conservative too, judging by their voting record.
Other types of streaming video produce even more (Score:2)
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Even if you take away that cats, you'll still have cute music and cat videos.
Proof comes from Korea, not surprisingly. Korea does cute way better than Belgium.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com] (5,408,712 views)
And for the record, I agree with all the comments on that video saying it is the best thing on the internet.
Energy Consumption of Electronics and Processes (Score:2)
The real message is that all our computers are using up a humongous amount of energy and we can start thinking about reduction. I'd like some numbers about what background processes consume, all these things which use up cpu cycles where aren't needed anyway. Antivirus, antimalware, all these windows updating mechanisms. They're all acting as if it's free but it isn't.
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Can someone figure out... (Score:2)
Breathing (Score:1)
How much CO2 produced by streaming advertisments? (Score:2)
Start the ban here please.
Just like Brlgium (Score:2)
Streetwalkers sweet talk you out of your spare change
And your sweet madame makes it seem just like Belgium
Elton John
Belgiem (Score:2)
Porno causes Emissions (Score:2)
I coulda told you that.
Does that take into account all the extra CO2... (Score:1)
Choices (Score:2)
Well, I'm ... (Score:2)
... sorry about that.
I watch porn ... (Score:2)
... we've got tropical storm Barry headed our way and the weather man said it's gonna be porn down rain.
You can play this game with any human activity (Score:2)
... as long as that human activity requires power or or objects manufactured using power, and that power is generated by burning fossil fuels.
- Watching porn burns CO2! ... but the reasonable response is not to investigate or avoid every human activity, but rather to move the power-production infrastructure over to non-CO2-generating technologies as quickly
- Watching TV burns CO2!
- Reading books burns CO2!
- Producing food burns CO2!
- Playing softball burns CO2!
- Brushing your teeth burns CO2!
- etc, etc etc
Renewable Energy (Score:1)
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the solution (Score:2)
the solution is obviously to remove belgium from the face of the earth!
CO2 emmisions/minure (Score:1)
Worth it. (Score:2)
Specifically, porn is worth more than Belgium.
To everyone.
Even Belgians.
You know you have gone too far (Score:2)
You know you have gone too far when you start measuring the CO2 output of streaming porn.
I am guessing the previous article about streaming movies didn't get enough eyeballs so they changed the target to porn rather than streaming in general.
Nobody fucking cares. The infrastructure was built, the specifics of how it is used is irrelevant. Either take down the Internet or shut the fuck up about its CO2.
Is the Internet worth the CO2 output that it requires? If the answer is yes, then shut the fuck about how i
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If you want to save the world focus on getting rid of government. Government is the most destructive thing to the environment above and beyond every other bad thing.
Yes I'm sure all those bureaucrats will public-spiritedly top themselves rather than get other jobs like telephone cold-callers, entertainers, patent troll lawers and travelling sales reps.
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Any comment about anything from an Anonymous Coward is automatically suspect as it could come from any source anywhere on the planet, especially when they reveal their bias by using phrases like "virtue signaling," "feminist pandering," and "filthy America hating land."
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So, remember all that shit in the 80s/90s about the ozone layer??
Also, remember back when the sun used to be yellow, not blinding white? Back when you had to tell kids not to stare at it, because it wasn't instantly painful to look at? back in ye olden days when walking around outside wasn't a cause of skin cancer...???
Pepperidge Farms remembers.