NASA To Send 1 Million People's Names To the Sun (theatlantic.com) 76
An anonymous reader shares a report: This summer, a NASA spacecraft will launch into space from the coast of Florida, headed for the sun. After making several flybys of Venus to slow itself down, the Parker Solar Probe will come within 4 million miles of the sun's scorching surface, closer than any spacecraft in history.
NASA is never one to miss an opportunity to drum up publicity for upcoming space missions, especially the less flashy ones. Sending something to study the star we see every day may sound less thrilling, for example, than launching a mission to find exoplanets around 200,000 stars. So in March, the space agency announced a little campaign to promote the Parker Solar Probe: Send us your names and we'll put them on a microchip inside a spacecraft bound for the sun. (They even got Star Trek actor William Shatner to help promote it.)
The call for names, which closed at the end of last week, received more than 1.1 million submissions, according to a spokesperson at Johns Hopkins University's Applied Physics Laboratory, which designed and built the Parker Solar Probe. On the surface, the campaign was little more than a quirky act to get the public interested in space exploration. But considered more deeply, it represents the human desire to find ways to outlive ourselves and our bodies, to be remembered once our time here on Earth is up.
NASA is never one to miss an opportunity to drum up publicity for upcoming space missions, especially the less flashy ones. Sending something to study the star we see every day may sound less thrilling, for example, than launching a mission to find exoplanets around 200,000 stars. So in March, the space agency announced a little campaign to promote the Parker Solar Probe: Send us your names and we'll put them on a microchip inside a spacecraft bound for the sun. (They even got Star Trek actor William Shatner to help promote it.)
The call for names, which closed at the end of last week, received more than 1.1 million submissions, according to a spokesperson at Johns Hopkins University's Applied Physics Laboratory, which designed and built the Parker Solar Probe. On the surface, the campaign was little more than a quirky act to get the public interested in space exploration. But considered more deeply, it represents the human desire to find ways to outlive ourselves and our bodies, to be remembered once our time here on Earth is up.
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Shit, you're right. The grease fire would be visible from Alpha Ceti V. Future generations of alien sailors will orient themselves by Tardchris's Star, and tell bone-chilling tales of Amazon affiliate link spam, low carb diets that make you fatter, retirement strategies based on luck, and YouTube videos that no one watches!
From Florida to the Sun? (Score:2)
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The sun is a dry heat, so it's much more tolerable than Florida.
Plus, they don't have mosquitoes the size of F-15s on the sun.
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Plus, they don't have mosquitoes the size of F-15s on the sun.
You don't know this. They could be the size of 747's.
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How dare you insult the state bird of Florida, you insensitive clod!
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The sun is a dry heat, so it's much more tolerable than Florida.
I'm pretty sure it's more tolerable than Florida regardless.
nice little list you have there (Score:1)
Great timing (Score:1)
> The call for names, which closed at the end of last week
Thanks for posting this *after* the deadline.
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"Thanks for posting this *after* the deadline."
Exactly what I thought upon reading the submission.
Saving my time and effort to submit a bogus name
in time for the deadline. THanks.
The Planetary Society has done this since forever. (Score:3)
My name is several times on Mars.
PS, I miss the jokes where they say that they land on the sun at night.
It's as close as I'll ever get to the Sun (Score:2)
Cuz I can't really afford the rents there.
They stopped accepting names April 27th... (Score:1)
They stopped accepting names April 27th... booo
A little bit too late (Score:4, Insightful)
um yeah (Score:3)
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To get people interested in STEM?
Because really, it's pretty neat that anyone can do it, and if you're even slightly interested, well, why not? More importantly, it piques interest in something that basically
too late (Score:2)
It would be great to have these articles before the deadline.
Self-centered much? (Score:2)
FTFY
Setting money on fire (Score:2)
For free, I hope? Otherwise, this is a classic example of the government setting money on fire...to get more people interested in setting other money on fire.
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uncle wanted to be buried with his wealth.
a cartoon from a financial planning seminar has old guy about to die laying in bed at a nursing home, surrounded by greedy family members. The old guy says, "I can't take my money with me but I can with my pin #."
A million? Is that all? (Score:3)
Having a million names on a micro chip? Seriously? That's all the room/weight allowance you got? I think not.
You could easily get a billion names on a something pretty small and light.. Especially if you didn't really care to be able to read them later.
Besides, who's going to know?
Ah slashdot (Score:2)
The new slashdot, always a day late and a dollar short.
Cue Smash Mouth lyrics... (Score:2)
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Elon's Roadster (Score:1)
They should toss out a grappling hook and yank the capsule with Elon's Tesla Roadster in it along for the ride to the sun.
FLLA Organizations (Score:2)
They should contract out to the ARRL, who could send 1e6 names into the sun a lot more cost effectively, using massless photons instead of expensive rockets.
The new phonebook is here! (Score:2)
I was reminded of this one, Steve Martin's new phone book from "The Jerk"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
Sundive (Score:2)
"But considered more deeply, it represents the human desire to find ways to outlive ourselves and our bodies, to be remembered once our time here on Earth is up."
Mmm. Outlive? Did they miss this part? As stated by the always affable Douglas Adams:
"What does sundive mean? The ship is going to dive into the sun. Sun. Dive. It's very simple to understand."
I've already got this covered (Score:3)
I plan to send all of my atoms into the sun already - just mine won't be getting there for another 7.5 billion years or so.
Remembered, Outlived! (Score:2)
I will be immortal! My memory will never fade because I plan to write my name on this little chip and launch it .... into the sun.
I may not have thought this through. It may be a better idea to just put my name in a text file on a USB stick and drop it behind the couch. It will probably last longer than what is proposed here. :-)
Phone hacking (Score:2)
So the Sun "news"paper can hold off the next round of phone hacks because they'll get them from NASA, or were they stuck and didn't know who to hack next and NASA is giving them a list of names? At least we got a heads up.
*reads the summary*
OH, you meant that Sun! Nevermind...
The Avenging Sun (Score:2)
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What if all of those people with those names turn to ashes?
So you're going all Picture of Dorian Grey on us?
Or the sequel which was really stinky -- Picture of Durian Gray
Neat but won't last... (Score:2)
While sending your own name into space on a rocket is a neat idea, the problem is with it being so close to the sun, radiation will likely have destroyed the probe before any future civilization gets a chance to even get to it.
Flash drive? (Score:2)
Why the fancy name of Microchip? I can bet it's just a regular 32 GB MicroSD flash drive. Like the ones we use in our cell phones. SanDisk did say their flash drives are Water proof, shock proof, x-ray proof and temperature proof. What, temperature proof? You mean the sun? lol
Phawk me (Score:1)
Not Impressed (Score:2)
On a chip near the Sun? What's the fun in that? Now if they were to send claim stakes to the Moon, preferably to mark that plot of Lunar real estate I remember getting many years ago (what did it cost me then? A buck? Can't remember.) ... now then, THAT would be impressive :-)
Thousands of little sterilized metal or plastic stakes, fired out like from a giant shotgun, each one with a subscriber's name on it ... yep, I'd pay money for that :-)