Find Along Chilean Highway Suggests Ancient Mass Stranding of Whales 63
sciencehabit writes "In 2010, workers widening a remote stretch of highway near the northwestern coast of Chile uncovered a trove of fossils, including the skeletons of at least 30 large baleen whales. The fossils—which may be up to 9 million years old—are the first definitive examples of ancient mass strandings of whales, according to a new study. The work also fingers a possible culprit."
Let me guess... (Score:3, Funny)
Anthropomorphic Global Warming?
(not a troll, just a funny, vote me down if you will)
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"The work also fingers a possible culprit" Anthropomorphic Global Warming? (not a troll, just a funny, vote me down if you will)
Don't be stupid. It was obviously caused by US Navy sonar. Yes, our sonar is THAT powerful.
Re:Let me guess... (Score:4, Funny)
"The work also fingers a possible culprit" Anthropomorphic Global Warming? (not a troll, just a funny, vote me down if you will)
Don't be stupid. It was obviously caused by US Navy sonar. Yes, our sonar is THAT powerful.
Actually, that highway is a toll road and they didn't have exact change. If you ever saw a 20 meter tractor trailer try to make a U-turn, just imaging what it must have been like trying to get 30, 30 meter whales to turn around. It's no wonder they didn't make it.
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The deaths occurred over a period of thousands, probably 10 thousand plus, of years. HArdly a whale jam.
And the sizes were more like 10m, not 30m.
But for someone who's not RTFA, you're doing well. Just imagine how much you'd know if you'd actually RTFP. It is Open Access, after all.
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I'm guessing too (Score:1)
They probably are all roadkill. They are all laying next to the road! Pretty obvious.
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No, the US Navy of course. This discovery pushes the first use of sonar back several million years.
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No, the US Navy of course. This discovery pushes the first use of sonar back several million years.
Not to mention the invention of the United States.
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Not ot mention the human species.
Actually, that far back, you're pre-dating all of the likely common ancestors of the anthropoid apes, with the possible exception of the common ancestor of the Pongoidae and the rest of the anthropoid apes.
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No, the US Navy of course. This discovery pushes the first use of sonar back several million years.
Not to mention the invention of the United States.
Didn't you know that the United States has existed since the dawn of time, ruled by white people? Modern revisionists want to claim that them thar injuns is "native Americans", but we all know the truth....
Incidentally, the whales were presumably stranded when the Great Flood subsided. The Mountains of Ararat must therefore be in the Americas. That's how white men got there, see?
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I think it will become clear when they find 30 smashed flower pots of petunias ...
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Anthropomorphic Global Warming?
The global warming got greedy and started whaling for profit?
(The word you're looking for is anthropogenic.)
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You insensitive sight-ist clod! He could be blind, and groping for a Freudian Slit ... I mean worm. Word! Dammit!
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Oceanic Algal Blooms? (Score:5, Informative)
You're welcome.
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Agreed. This cannot be true. Before humans came and fucked up the world nothing bad ever happened in nature, everything was in perfect alignment and all species thrived and there were no extreme weather cycles. The only way this could be true is if time travel to the past eventually got discovered in the future and we went back with all our evil human things and did this.
I think they should get out some metal detectors and start searching for DeLoreans.
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No, no, no. Not Humans. White Anglo Humans.
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Re:Oceanic Algal Blooms? (Score:4, Informative)
At this time, the cause of death isn't clear, and there are multiple credible possibilities.
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It had to be the damn Navy testing advanced sonar!
Activists! Run forth and protest!
When your mom ends up beaching herself from one of those tests, you won't think it's so funny.
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Greenpiece? Who are they?
Re:All man's fault (Score:4, Funny)
Hippie chicks who put out.
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Yeah but if it's green you'd better wear a condom.
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Why? Captain Kirk never did, even when he was doing the green chicks in the Shatner.
George Lucas (Score:3)
George Lucas's fault. He thought he could do something with whales and time travel in the Star Wars franchise, and this is the result.
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George Lucas's fault. He thought he could do something with whales and time travel in the Star Wars franchise, and this is the result.
I knew he was running out of ideas, but ripping off Star Trek IV...?!?
A sanguine thought (Score:2)
Even during the most in-climate of weather.
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And Chileans do know at least a bit of chilli (unlike their Argentinian neighbours). But barely enough. Their food is thankfully quite tasty by itself. But, as a Mexican, being in Chile and not being able to find any real chilli... Was quite odd.
Article seems a bit confused (Score:4, Interesting)
"Second, most of the baleen whale skeletons had been preserved “belly-up”—a position that suggests the creatures died at sea, rolled upside down as they decomposed, and then remained inverted when high tides or storm surges deposited them on shore. That ultimate resting position is typical of modern baleen whales that die at sea, Goldbogen says.
Finally, ripples preserved in the rocks indicate that the carcasses ended up lying crosswise to currents that had cast them onto the beach—just as in modern mass strandings, Pyenson says."
We've been told that modern 'strandings' are the cause of death (witness all the efforts to return the creatures to deeper waters), not the result.
Re:Article seems a bit confused (Score:5, Informative)
TFP isn't confused. The coverage by a journalist working for Science Magazine may be. (I RTFP a few days ago, and promoted it to several geological discussion lists.)
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You're all missing the point (Score:2)
The article mentions an "aquatic sloth"
AQUATIC SLOTH!
the cause (Score:1)
This could be great if it destroys carrier lock-in (Score:1)