First Asteroid Discovered At Uranus's Leading Trojan Point 90
LeadSongDog writes "Space.com is reporting on a 60km comet-like body in Lagrangian orbit around the Sun, locked to Uranus's leading Trojan Point. This means a distant, but fairly accessible supply of water-ice, hence: reaction mass, hydrogen and oxygen for robotic miners if we can just get them there with an energy source. 'The sun and Earth have two Trojan points, one leading ahead of Earth, known as the L-4 point of the system, and one trailing behind, its L-5 point. The sun and other planets have Lagrangian points also, with asteroids seen at those the sun shares with Jupiter, Neptune and Mars. Scientists thought the Trojan points of Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun, were too unstable to host asteroids."
Baby, lead my trojan point in Uranus (Score:1, Funny)
pls
Re:Baby, lead my trojan point in Uranus (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot -- Celebrating 16 years of anus jokes
Oh Dear (Score:5, Funny)
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Must. Resist. Temptation....
I'm just trying to resist the temptation to make a more obfuscated story... planetary "trojan points", lagrangian orbits, reaction masses... I feel like I'm reading the minutes of the last astrophysics jamboree. I know its /. and everyone likes to compare penis sizes but do we really need the jargon? This isn't the American Journal of Astrophysicists.
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You're weird. There's nothing particularly jargony there.
I guess my 12-year-old might ask a couple of questions about vocabulary, but aren't we all adults here?
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Guess how big your's is measuring right now...?
Guess what a greengrocer's apostrophe says about your education...
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Is suggests that he was educated with a radish. Hammered home. Sideways. Dry.
About what is deserved for succumbing to a "Uranus" joke.
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Lagrangian points are 18th century stuff, asteroids are 19th century stuff, combining them and calling the result "trojans" is more 20th century or late 20th century stuff so that makes it advanced and recent.
Better editing would have introduced the "lagrangian point" term before mentioning L4 and L5, which are lagrangian points. The robotic mining part is space nuttery (why not mine from the giant planet itself?, there's more stuff and it's a cool idea too)
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... and the "surface" of the planet (cloud tops, actually) is at the bottom of a deep gravitational well. That is the "why not".
Re:Oh Dear (Score:5, Funny)
Warp speed, Mr Sulu.
Yeah... THAT'S the guy you want maneuvering near Uranus...
Oh My!
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Its fine, his trojan is on point.
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"Warp speed, Mr Sulu."
Mr. Sulu? You want him to race away from catty "ass-teroid" humor? I think George might be motivated to penetrate this mystery himself... Especially if he's wearing that Trojan.
Go to the Doctor... (Score:4, Funny)
Re: Go to the Doctor... (Score:2)
I'm guessing there would be a lot of uncomfortable probing with a sonic screwdriver and then he'd tell you Uranus has hosted quite a few unshielded Cybermen in the last couple of months.
Re: Linux (Score:2)
You're right that's how I ended up with two kids.
To bad it wasn't the trailing Trojan Point (Score:1, Funny)
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This post wins the entire discussion.
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if they name the langrange Duck Tape, would it stick?
Looks like (Score:2, Offtopic)
Oh boy (Score:2)
Neil deGrasse Tyson are you listening?
Re:Oh boy (Score:4, Interesting)
Someone has to change that planet's name ASAP.
Neil deGrasse Tyson are you listening?
It doesn't take an astrophysicist. Caelus is the roman equivalent, and less prone to bevis and butthead tag lines.
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Well, it was a blast (Score:2, Insightful)
"Uranus" and "trojan" jokes. This is what Slashdot has become.
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Still downright refreshing compared to the usual libertarian politics and NSA paranoia.
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"paranoia" about the NSA's scope creep
"Scope creep", singular? So there's only one person at the NSA looking at us with a periscope? As long as he's not putting it in Uranus....
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distant, but fairly accessible (Score:2)
CC.
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When will slashdot read the memo? (Score:2, Funny)
What the point of a trojan leading asteroids into Urectum is, I am not sure, but it sounds like...
"Dammit Jim, I'm a physician, not your proctologist."
Stable? Unstable? (Score:3, Informative)
Planet mayhem (Score:2)
The reputation of that planet is so damaged that I actually chewed out my daughter for "getting stuck with" Uranus. "But it was such a pretty blue", the naive little grade-schooler said.
"Next time don't dilly-dally and get in line early and pick a real planet, so that your family won't be embarrassed, you got that?"
"Yes, Daddy. Next time I'll pick Pluto....."
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The reputation of that planet is so damaged that I actually chewed out my daughter for "getting stuck with" Uranus. "But it was such a pretty blue", the naive little grade-schooler said.
"Next time don't dilly-dally and get in line early and pick a real planet, so that your family won't be embarrassed, you got that?"
Please tell me you're joking and/or I should be hearing a rather loud woosh right now. If not, please seek professional help before you screw up your child(ren).
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It's a lesson in reality: a lesson in embarrassment, family "face", and competition. Life is cruel; you have to learn to play the game right or get stomped on. How is one going to handle future sadistic bosses or future stupid mother-in-law's without such lessons? The rainbow and sunshine times of kindergarten have moved on for such a student.
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Daddy is just a mirror of society.
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He could always go to his priest to make sure that his children get properly, professionally screwed up.
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Welcome to Slashdot, dear Daughter! Don't forget to do your homework, though.
Don't forget the Dwarf Planet Ceres. (Score:5, Interesting)
Ceres [wikipedia.org] is a dwarf planet that makes up about 1/3rd the mass of the asteroid belt. It's thought to be made of rock and ice as well. So, it would have RAW materials for both building and fueling... If you don't mind all the other rocks whizzing by. Closer proximity to the sun means it's faster to use solar to split H2O closer in.
Amazing to think of a future where fuel could be made at such sites (even out of water on the moon) and then distributed to other orbits about the solar system to fuel up on in transit. The biggest benefit of finding caches of resources like this is that they've got a much lower gravity tax...
Uranu's trojan asteroid would be sort of like a gas station in the middle of no-where: "Slow down, pilgrim. Sun's not so bright you hafta scurry about. Time moves a bit slower for us robotic refuelers out here in the land of the midday night. One wrong move and it's 2.6 billion clicks to the nearest part store."
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Ceres is all nice and well, and I'm not a rocket scientist to speak of. But I'd guess the probability of getting a nice hit by space debris while traveling or mining is somewhat higher amidst the asteroid belt ...
Yes, the probability is somewhat higher. [xkcd.com]
Look What Happened to Pluto! (Score:2)
Does that mean that Uranus has not "cleared its orbit" of other objects? (That being one of the IAU's criteria for planet-hood)
Re:Look What Happened to Pluto! (Score:5, Informative)
Does that mean that Uranus has not "cleared its orbit" of other objects? (That being one of the IAU's criteria for planet-hood)
No, on the contrary, it means Uranus has cleared it's orbit, any rocks that remain are in Lagrange points and 100% controlled by Uranus.
Well, it's noce to know ... (Score:2)
It seems as if all of the Solar System's planets are obeying th