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Unusual Discovery of New African Monkey Species 71

rhettb writes "In a remote and largely unexplored rainforest of the Democratic Republic of the Congo, researchers have made an astounding discovery: a new monkey species. The new primate, which is name the lesula and described in a paper in the journal PLoS ONE, was first noticed by scientist and explorer John Hart in 2007. The discovery of a new primate species is rare nowadays. In fact, the lesula is only the second newly discovered monkey in Africa in the past 28 years."
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Unusual Discovery of New African Monkey Species

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  • by Anonymous Coward

    Yes, laugh all you want !!

  • So that's where you've been hanging out since V, Serenity, and Firefly!!
  • questions (Score:5, Insightful)

    by onyxruby ( 118189 ) <onyxruby&comcast,net> on Friday September 14, 2012 @12:23AM (#41331795)

    Science will ask biological type questions. The rest of the world only cares about these questions though:

    Is it cute?
    Is it tasty?
    Can it do tricks?

    Beyond that the rest of the world just doesn't care. Kind of sad actually.

    • by Anonymous Coward on Friday September 14, 2012 @12:58AM (#41331909)
      But does it blend?
    • by istartedi ( 132515 ) on Friday September 14, 2012 @01:33AM (#41332057) Journal

      Yes, and here on Slashdot they'll want to know if it's working on a new programming language. That beard has a lot of promise.

      • Well, I just wanted to make a remark that this is a wasted perfectly good opportunity to name a monkey species after Steve Ballmer, but I am forced to bow before your wit, it's bigger than mine (just like your beard, I suppose).
    • Re: (Score:2, Funny)

      by 1u3hr ( 530656 )
      Americans will ask "So, how do the Darwinists explain this? This proves that evolution is just a theory", and "Born in Africa? Where is its long-form birth certificate?"
    • Is it tasty?

      It doesn't need to be tasty. It just needs to come packaged as part of a "Happy Jungle Meal" with a toy for children. What you call a new species, the Congolese call, "the same old smoked Sunday roast dinner, again."

      For the Democratic Republic of Congo, Benjamin Franklin's quip is valid, "Hunger never saw bad bread." Places that call themselves Democratic Republics usually are neither. Watch out for a name change to the "Democratic Republic of America."

      Now . . . do these bushmeat critters have a natur

    • by Anonymous Coward

      Finally a new animal to name an operating system after!

    • by skovnymfe ( 1671822 ) on Friday September 14, 2012 @02:02AM (#41332179)
      I'd say the most important question is this: Is it better at writing Shakespeare than other monkeys?
    • by Anonymous Coward

      A 'new' discovery. It has a local name and has probably been used for bush meat forever but its new. So:

      1. Yes
      2. Yes
      3. Not for long.

  • Living in the republic of Congo, most locals will probably want to know what the best way to prepare it's meat is.
  • Do they guard a huge amount of diamonds?
  • Hooray for PLoS ONE! (Score:4, Informative)

    by damn_registrars ( 1103043 ) <damn.registrars@gmail.com> on Friday September 14, 2012 @05:46AM (#41332895) Homepage Journal
    Notice that you can download this entire article, in html or pdf at your choice, for free from anywhere. No paywall or restrictions. You can even post it to your website, redistribute it freely, etc. You can do pretty much whatever you want with this article, short of claiming it to be your own work (if you're not an author).

    The Public Library of Science is helping to make more research results publicly accessible through this journal. No, I don't work for them, though I do have an article in PLoS ONE myself.
  • I read in a different article that the species was known to the native residents of the area. So western scientists have just named something, they didn't discover it. This article makes it sound like they're the first people that have ever seen such a thing.

  • Aww, never mind, it's not bigfoot :-( But I'm sure he's next lol.
  • by stillnotelf ( 1476907 ) on Friday September 14, 2012 @08:31AM (#41333907)
    Does anyone else think that this new monkey looks a lot like that badly restored painting of Jesus that was in the news a few weeks ago? Monkey (from TFA) [mongabay.com], Jesus [pri.org]; you decide.
  • Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.

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