MIT Creates Superhydrophobic Condiment Bottles 292
An anonymous reader writes "First we had a superhydrophobic spray that meant no dirt or sweat could stick to your clothes. Then a hydrophobic nanocoating was created for circuit boards to make them water resistant. Now MIT has gone a step further and solved one of the ongoing problems of using condiments: they've figured out how to make a food-safe superhydrophobic coating for food packaging. It means ketchup and mayonnaise will no longer be stuck to the insides of the bottle, and therefore there will no longer be any waste. What's amusing is this seems to be a happy accident. The MIT team was actually investigating slippery coatings to stop gas and oil lines clogging as well as how to stop a surface from having ice form on it. Now their lab is filled with condiments for continued testing of their food-safe version."
How durable? (Score:5, Interesting)
This stuff should probably be shipped in double walled tanker trucks.. hate to see what it does when spilt on a roadway.
Re:How durable? (Score:5, Funny)
"Is it durable enough to be used on washless or "rinse-off" dishes?"
To hell with the dishes, think of the Fleshlights!
Re:How durable? (Score:5, Funny)
I'd really rather not...
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"Is it durable enough to be used on washless or "rinse-off" dishes?"
To hell with the dishes, think of the Fleshlights!
Then let's hope it's washable.
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To hell with the dishes, think of the Fleshlights!
Sorry, I'm not so for vol-au-vent ;)
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That's a slippery slope you went on there.
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This stuff should probably be shipped in double walled tanker trucks.. hate to see what it does when spilt on a roadway.
Yeah, but shipping it in large tankers would be awesome -- if they had a spill, the compound would simply hover about 1.5m off the surface of the waves!
Yaz
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As funny as it sounds, to reduce skin friction, you need to introduce turbulence - a very special type of turbulence. This has been the focus of quite a bit of research especially for aircraft and boats. This link [onera.fr] (PDF warning) will explain how this is achieved.
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As funny as it sounds, to reduce skin friction, you need to introduce turbulence - a very special type of turbulence. This has been the focus of quite a bit of research especially for aircraft and boats. This link [onera.fr] (PDF warning) will explain how this is achieved.
That's not friction. That's drag.
Heinz shaped their bottles specifically so that the ketchup would be harder to get out, thereby adding to the illusion that their product was thicker and better.
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This stuff should probably be shipped in double walled tanker trucks.. hate to see what it does when spilt on a roadway.
Is hydrophobic synonym with frictionless?
If not, price aside, then it might be even a good idea, as an improvement for the water draining capacity of the road.
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Wrong Item (Score:5, Insightful)
Need superhydrophobic keyboards.
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Re:Wrong Item (Score:5, Funny)
>I'm lucky I had another.
I don't think irreplaceable means what you think it means...
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>I'm lucky I had another.
I don't think irreplaceable means what you think it means...
He has 20 of them. Each one irreplaceable.
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another beer, not another irreplaceable keyboard
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Yeah, completely irreplaceable [pckeyboard.com].
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Can't you just throw those in the dishwasher? I swear someone told me they were dishwasher safe (as long as you let them dry thoroughly before using, and didn't use detergent like a retard), but I've never been lucky enough to own one and even if I did, don't know if I would dare try unless I was in your desperate situation.
Since you have nothing to lose...experiment time!
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Freak coincidence (Score:2)
And curiously, a radio ad I hear a lot lately is starts off about the super-high-tech drains that can't clog. Then it goes on to say that those drains don't exist and pimps a drain-cleaning company.
So how long will it be before we have superhyrdophobic sewer pipe?
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And curiously, a radio ad I hear a lot lately is starts off about the super-high-tech drains that can't clog.
Can't clog? You mean even if I'm throwing a bucket load of superglue down the drain?
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Well, first, you'd have to visit every store in your city and clear out their entire inventory of those tiny, tiny tubes to get even half a bucket-worth of super glue.
You [palmlabsadhesives.com] reckon [instantbond.com]?
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That would probably line some of the rougher areas of the pipe pretty well, but if you've ever tried to superglue metal, it's almost impossible to get the bond you expect. Glues just don't stick to metal very well - I don't even completely understand why. I doubt superglue down the pipes is going to clog them as much as expected.
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And curiously, a radio ad I hear a lot lately is starts off about the super-high-tech drains that can't clog.
Can't clog? You mean even if I'm throwing a bucket load of superglue down the drain?
Sure, just pour an equal volume of acetone down the drain. You can get acetone by the gallon at the hardware store. If you have plastic pipes, put your bucket under the sink first, in order to catch your acetone for future reuse.
What is this stuff? (Score:3)
Of course, the article provided a wealth of chemical information as one would expect.
Re:What is this stuff? (Score:4, Informative)
This presumes the waste is undesirable... (Score:4, Interesting)
... but it's not, not to the people running the companies that sell the condiments and spec the packaging. They WANT people to waste the product, because that means the companies can sell more, and it's far cheaper for those companies to make more than it is for consumers to waste it. Guess who winds up profiting from the waste?
Another example: something so mundane as toothpaste. For decades there have been TV commercials and print ads depicting actors using completely obscene amounts of the stuff, literally an order of magnitude more than is required for an effective result. Colgate and other companies have been encouraging that waste for decades, and that stuff has consequences when it winds up in bodies of water. I also suspect there was a bit of sinister collaboration in the design of at least one electric toothbrush, again intended to manipulate people to use more toothpaste than required: one model originally had just the useful rotating circular head, but then later added a fixed-bristle region adjacent for - you guessed it - holding more toothpaste.
The final insult: at least one of those makers decided to tinker with the diameter of the toothpaste tube opening, which had been a de facto standard for decades. I have a backpacking/travel toothbrush that I bought in the Eighties, which included its own mini-tube that had to be refilled by screwing a tube of toothpaste into one end and squeezing; this was only made feasible because all tubes of toothpaste used exactly the same opening diameter and thread spacing. Fast forward to 2010 and my purchase of toothpaste made by Church-Dwight, and my subsequent angry discovery that they had increased the diameter of the tube opening such that it no longer fit my old travel toothbrush. Now why would they increase the diameter of the opening? It couldn't possibly have anything to do with promoting incidental waste and selling more tubes of product, could it?
I'm a perennial cynic and skeptic, but I doubt these superhydrophobic containers will ever be used for condiments. Not only would the more expensive packaging cut into profits, the reduced waste would make a dent in them, too.
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Oftentimes the exact same sauce (or toothpaste) comes in different bottles (not simply different sizes). Perhaps both a glass bottle and a squeezy bottle right next to each other on the shelf with the squeezy bottle being more expensive due to the "convenience". It's not hard to imagine these swanky bottles being used to achieve some price differentiation, extracting more money
Re:This presumes the waste is undesirable... (Score:5, Interesting)
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Yeah, that's why most people start putting the bottle upside down when it gets low so you don't wait ages for the ketchup to move from the bottom to the cap. Heck, it can go on its side and m
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My guess is that the decreased buying frequency due to less waste will almost certainly be outweighed by the increased buying frequency due to the product being easier to dispense. Think, "oops, I just squeezed out the entire bottle of ketchup again!"
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They WANT people to waste the product, because that means the companies can sell more,
This assumes that the wasted product is worth more than the packaging it's stuck in. In other words, this assumes that the winner is the product manufacturer rather than the container manufacturer.
and that stuff has consequences when it winds up in bodies of water.
General Ripper claims prior art.
Now why would they increase the diameter of the opening?
Because people are keeping their natural teeth longer, and old people have trouble squeezing things. Increasing the diameter of the nozzle reduces the necessary pressure to get the same mass flow, making it easier for people with reduced manual strength to get some out of the tube
"Waste" gave this man a job for life (Score:2)
(Not sure if this an urban myth)
Long time ago, a worker at a big toothpaste manufacturer made a suggestion:
"Why not increase the diameter of the toothpaste nozzle?"
See, people put on toothpaste on their toothbrushes based on the LENGTH not VOLUME of the paste. By increasing the diameter or width of the applied toothpaste, the consumer would use up much more of the toothpaste with every application. Thus they would use up the toothpaste more quickly (and since it's not a high cost expense, be unlikely to b
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That story has only a chance to be true if people are actually mimicking the excessive way they've seen actors applying it in commercials: a big fat strip resting on the bristles. That's the dumbest fucking way you could possibly do it, even aside from the wastefulness; the paste will separate from the brush immediately and you'll have little gobs of unlathered paste all over your mouth. No, the right way to apply it is to squeeze the paste INTO the bristles, and only a tenth or less what the actors imply
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go to any and i mean ANY global product producer and tell them you have a way increase their revenue by one percent at nearly zero cost and they will be all ears.
go to them with a product that will cost them money to implement and will lower revenues by one percent, they will ignore you.
It's a great world we live in... (Score:2)
and now less sticky.
Next step - get rid of those silly bottles (Score:2, Informative)
Now all we need to do is get rid of those silly bottles that don't fit in the fridge, take up too much shipping space getting to the stores and clog up the recycling system. Instead we could use simple plastic bags (just like in Russia) that conveniently fit in any free space in the fridge, and don't waste space. Also, you cut the hole in the corner with scissors so you can choose how big it is (and therefore how fast it is dispensed). The bags could be biodegradable (or recyclable in bulk like paper is).
Th
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what if you dont use it all, are you going to wake up and see a bunch of ketchup water all over the place?
Re:Next step - get rid of those silly bottles (Score:4, Insightful)
About 25 years ago, on a trip in Czechoslovakia (a few years before the fall of the Wall) I experienced those bags for packing milk. My parents told me that in their childhood also in Netherlands plastic bags were used for milk, but such packing had long since been abandoned. Sure convenient to store and little waste, but that's all there is to them.
When opened, they're a pain to store as they don't have the rigidity of a bottle so tend to fall over. They're hard to grab on to, again no rigidity, so great risk of spills or sprays when picking up an opened bag.
And then they just look plain ugly compared to bottles. And, even though the content is the same, a prettier packing commends a higher retail prices and higher sales. That's just how consumers make their choice.
So long story short: the West used them too, long time ago, and it's not just because that this kind of packing is not used any more for anything but small bags of ketchup in McDonald's.
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The "West" has used them continuously since at least the 1970s, assuming Canada is still allowed to be part of "The West." As in you can't find milk any other way in Ontario except cardboard for quart cartons, whose shape is already optimized for shipping.
Rigidity: You buy a 99c molded plaster pitcher that holds the thing. You put your bag in, slap the bottom of the container on the counter to seat it firmly, and then use a little cutter to remove the corner of the bag. Some of the pitchers even have a litt
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No Need to cut a corner, at least here, there is a capped nozzle stuck on one end.
New song (Score:5, Funny)
Super Hydrophobalistic Condimental Bottles,
The glass inside remains so clean just like the twelve apostles,
From them ketchup flows so fast you'll need to use some throttles,
Super Hydrophobalistic Condimental Bottles!
(to the tune of...)
Recyclability? (Score:4, Interesting)
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It would spawn kittens.
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To clean glass of food remains, it's usually stored in a big pile outdoors to let nature do its job. A good reason to clean glass for recycling is that it doesn't start to smell so badly while waiting to be taken to the glass container.
Re:Recyclability? (Score:4, Interesting)
because there are several levels of refinement that has to happen to get sand to the point to make clear/colored glass of the quality people are accustomed to today. It is cheaper to take glass that is already at that purity level and remelt it than it is to refine raw sand and then have to do the same melt & mold process.
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easy pour fish oil (Score:2)
I would love to see sardines cans with a BPA-free liner where the fish scoots right out without having to bang the can around upside down while spraying stinky fish oil all over the counter-top.
The last large sardine in my can today had such incredible BPA suction I had to pitchfork it out. Even after I slid it around, it still didn't peel off when inverted.
Health studies usually report that the benefits of high omega-3 diets outweigh the notorious toxins also contained.
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what about all the salt in canned meat?
dont get me wrong I LOOOOVE canned meat, but just for the fact its meat flavored salt paste and fat, so I cut that out pretty quick
Ketchup! (Score:2)
Snowboard (Score:2)
I need this. You have 6 months to get it to me. I'll finally be able to break 60 mph even on sierra cement
Nothing new at MIT (Score:2)
Building 57(!) is an old Heinz factory
MIT is no stranger to ketchup
Super Rabies? (Score:2)
Why the hell would they put super rabies in condiment bottles? I already get enough froth from the damned ketchup and mustard bottles when I first use them. Stupid researchers.
Condiment Bottlers Hate This (Score:2)
All of that waste is product consumers buy, but can't consume. So it doesn't put off the next time they buy more. There's no way condiment bottlers are going to use this invention that means you'll buy replacements less often.
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Call it a "feature", raise the price, and it's all good
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Unless they never do it, and nobody ever hears about it, and it's the same free ride as ever.
Future articles... (Score:2)
I'm sure this product will become... (Score:2)
...a requirement in the manufacture of White House intern uniforms.
Toilets... Dishes and many more (Score:3)
It could make cleaning less frequent and onerous.
If it were dishwasher safe could be used on dishes and cookware.
I'm sure there must be a million applications for a durable, super hydrophobic coating. Ship hulls, runners on skates and skis, hell if it's durable (and safe enough) why not a spray on for a once a year application at your dentist? Who knows what other applications coud be practical depending on its exact properties (think, ink jet printers, coating the particles in e-ink displays to make them "spin" faster, micro fluidics for lab equipment, etc.). There are a LOT of technologies that use water/fluids in some way.
Good news, Heinz! (Score:2)
Much more significant applications (Score:3)
Why is no one discussing water park slides?!
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Should we start long-term medical studies of things before the things are invented?
But seriously, there are a lot of people investigating nanoparticle safety. Some of them across the hall from me. Time will tell whether your fear is well-founded or not.
Re:Maybe it's irrational... (Score:4, Insightful)
No, but we probably should before declaring something 'food safe'
Re:Maybe it's irrational... (Score:4, Funny)
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As long as it's not tested on animals!
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IN them is okay, but not ON them.
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Anything Nanoparticle Based? /Pedantic
What about all the food you eat? It's full of ribosomes! Nano/micrometer sized robots packed into every bite of organic food. AND they construct more of themselves! They're Von Neumann Machines!
Re:Maybe it's irrational... (Score:4, Insightful)
True, but then there are things that are organic and food and things that are organic and not food--either be indigestible or outright poison. Meanwhile, most said nano organic things are mostly contained until they enter the digestive track--something which above nano-particles are unlikely to be--and aren't inhale-able/injected--there's very few things you can direct inject--, and the body can usually safely broken down in the digestive track those organic nano-particles or they can be contained and expelled by the body before entering the blood stream--a by-product of billions of years of digestive and defensive evolution to extant, potentially lethal organic or inorganic nanoparticles. But, like I was saying, that's still far from foolproof and there's still lots of stuff that can kill us.
So, yea, I understand your pedantic point, but I'm pretty sure the discussion is on man-made nanoparticles and cutting out "man-made" is just shorthand. Meanwhile, I'm not a supporter of the idea of halting the use of man-made nanoparticles until long-term medical studies are done. That doesn't mean we shouldn't do those studies as man-made nanoparticles used, to see if they really are a threat. It's the same with just about anything radically new and innovative, really, because there's a lot of room for not only positive outcomes but pretty extensive side-effects. I mean, I don't think it likely that all the major conceived designs for man-made nanoparticles (ie, the expected foundation and components) have an inherently Achilles heel of being unsafe, but then who's to say there won't be a man-made nanoparticle version of DDT or asbestos and the component responsible is present in a large percentage of man-made nanoparticles? Such would likely mean simply reworking those man-made nanoparticles to overcome the side-effects. Still, the damage would be done. :/ But, that's just a sad truth of life, with hindsight and everything. I mean, to know if progress is harmful or not, you have to progress first. :)
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What a well thought out and cogent point.
I was just being a smartass. I actually agree with your point.
I certainly wouldn't be comfotable ingesting a bleeding edge, anthropogenic nanostructure rich substance without at least some animal studies first.
And before the bleeding heart PETA folks get on my ass about animal testing let me say that: since we don't have a theory of everything, there are always unaccountable effects of substances that simply can't be calculated from theory. Animal testing done as h
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the body can usually safely broken down in the digestive track those organic nano-particles or they can be contained and expelled by the body before entering the blood stream--a by-product of billions of years of digestive and defensive evolution to extant, potentially lethal organic or inorganic nanoparticles.
I mean, I don't think it likely that all the major conceived designs for man-made nanoparticles (ie, the expected foundation and components) have an inherently Achilles heel of being unsafe,
You more or less explained the achilles heel of nano-particles.
It doesn't matter if they're inherently toxic or poisonous, because they're all irritants.
Even gold, which is about as biologically inert as things get, causes the exact same symptoms as every other nano-particle.
Still, the damage would be done. :/ But, that's just a sad truth of life, with hindsight and everything. I mean, to know if progress is harmful or not, you have to progress first. :)
That's what animal studies are for. So that we don't look back and think "oops, we shouldn't have done that"
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Now I do hope they aren't creating artifical asbestos, but the danger is there. What if there is a part of the nano structure that has these tiny blade like properties. If these parts break off due t
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What's a little asbestosis between friends?
Re:I just flip the bottle upside down (Score:5, Funny)
I spin them with my arm out like a centrifuge and pretend I'm refining the ketchup. Also, woe be to he who doesn't cap the bottle all the way.
Re:I just flip the bottle upside down (Score:5, Funny)
True story... I used to work in a restaurant. If you've ever seen the movie cocktail, you'll get a rough idea of how I was at work: one man show. One day the cap was NOT on tightly. Poor girl never saw it coming. Blonde to redhead in .5 seconds.
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Sounds like a good idea.
Re:I just flip the bottle upside down (Score:5, Funny)
I was actually present once when someone did that the other way around: they were banging on the back end of the bottle with the heel of their hand to try and get it started and the bottle literally separated in half right there in his hand. The neck end slipped through his fingers and crashed to the floor, spraying everyone sitting at our table (and a few tables around us) under their tables from the knees down with ketchup with some broken glass fragments thrown in for good measure.
The best part was his reaction to it, he was so completely unprepared for that possibility that for a few seconds he just kinda sat there with the busted end of the ketchup bottle in one hand (as it quickly emptied of the remaining ketchup onto his lap and the floor) with an expression much like the one on the T-1000's face when he gets blown up [youtu.be] at the end of Terminator 2.
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Oddly, those red bottles prevent that. (I manage a restaurant) Now we just wait for them to empty and then get a new one. Since we don't have to worry about the crappy look of an empty ketchup bottle, we no longer even consider combining bottles. Besides, the health inspector would shit a brick if he ever caught you doing it. At most restaurants that have ketchup on the table, the stuff moves so fast, there's no worrying about spoiled ketchup anyway. I have 30 tables, and I use 60 bottles of ketchup per wee
Re:I just flip the bottle upside down (Score:4, Funny)
did the curtains match the carpet?
Depends on the time of the month.
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Re:I just flip the bottle upside down (Score:5, Insightful)
Why would Heinz et al bother paying extra so their customers don't waste as much of their product [ie, so they don't return the store and buy more sooner]?
Re:I just flip the bottle upside down (Score:5, Insightful)
Besides, as long as you're using ketchup correctly (an additional flavour, not the only one) they're all much of a likeness. If one company makes a bottle which has no leftover bits (which also makes recycling much easier), it'll fly off the shelves like ketchup from a hydrophobic bottle.
Re:I just flip the bottle upside down (Score:4, Insightful)
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Why would Heinz et al bother paying extra so their customers don't waste as much of their product [ie, so they don't return the store and buy more sooner]?
Heinz won't pay extra, you will as a customer.
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"In 'sane' countries, the government makes us wash our trash."
And then they rationalize this as some sort of natural "externality" to justify it.
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In Soviet Union , Trash washes government. No ,wait, that's here!
Re:I just flip the bottle upside down (Score:4, Interesting)
Unless, of course, this coating is something we don't want in our dumps . What happens when hydrophobic crap hits the water table? How does it affect the breakdown of garbage back into the environment? Does it solve the problem of plastic leeching estrogen-like chains into food or make it worse? What if it gets into food?
If it is safe however, I propose a protective coating for building foundations, basements and roofs. Include it in paint. Line gasoline tanks. Plenty of places in the world that water isn't welcome.
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Hellmans changed the recipe of the mayonnaise (and i think this altered the taste too), they didn't change the composition of the plastic itself while keeping unchanged the actual product inside it.
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ps. i stand corrected, i see now that they also adjusted the composition of the plastic itself, but they formulated it only for holding mayo (or other oily substances), not any substance (or non-oil-based substances).
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its a condom! its a mint! its a condiment!
Forget medical uses, how about DIETING? (Score:2)
Take a pill (or drink) of this stuff right before a meal. Food would just fly right through.
Then again, it could give a whole new meaning to "having the runs".