Designing the World's Tiniest Manned Suborbital Vehicle 153
cylonlover writes, quoting Gizmag: "Generally speaking, companies developing suborbital manned vehicles brag about how much elbow room their spacecraft will provide passengers. They say there will be plenty of room to float around during the weightless portion of the flight, that there will be no fighting for windows, that passengers will comfortably endure the high-g portions of the flight ... and then there's Copenhagen Suborbitals' Tycho Brahe. CS's Tycho Brahe is a one-passenger capsule intended for a purely ballistic flight to a peak altitude approaching 100 miles. The passenger is just along for the ride, with no mechanism to steer or otherwise pilot the capsule."
You WILL watch... (Score:5, Funny)
Looks so small you haven't even got room to put you hands up to cover your eyes, let alone wipe your breakfast off the glass.
One can only hope the canopy is made of Peril Sensitive glass [hhgproject.org], and you get the option of editing any inflight videos so your friends don't get to see you screaming like a schoolgirl.
I hope they subcontract with Depends, because you know someone's going to need them, especially since the parachute is at the bottom, and the final descent should be sufficiently terrifying that you wouldn't want anything else floating around your screaming mouth.
Re:You WILL watch... (Score:5, Funny)
gravity's hambone (Score:2)
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you mean ballistic missile....
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Incorrect, a cruise missile generates lift like an airplane, dipshit.
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You've been reading too much To Serve Man; humans aren't spam.
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green is people, the other ones were assumed to be not people, but veggie based wafers. But then again, so was the green variety... So who knows.
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I may be misreading the schematics, but it appears the the parachute is stowed at the feet, but the anchor point is at the head. So when you descend, you'll be (gently?) flipped back over by the drag, then fall feet-first.
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I have to say this doesn't look like a good idea.
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I'm sure Wolowitz will have plenty of elbow room.
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They should market this as a once-a-day pay-MUCH-extra ride at an amusement park.
with an aero spike in your head (Score:2)
And it doesn't help that they've got a diagram of the device with an "aerospike" that looks like a giant fucking nail resting directly above your head and protruding from the end of the missile...err....spacecraft...looking ready to impale you upon your return to Earth!
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The parachute confused me too, but that is just the holding place, it is connected at the top part. To be seen in the blueprint pages.
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What's their business plan?
The three step process has been modified somewhat:
1) ???
2) Profit!
3) Launch stuff into space
Stage 1 is already over... You too can contribute, see raketvenner [raketvenner.dk].
Tycho Brahe? (Score:3)
One can only hope that the next one will be named "John Gabriel".
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The next one will be called the 60 mile high club. It will be a bit wider and have room for two people.
"ballistic" (Score:3, Funny)
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Interestin
Americans need not apply (Score:2, Funny)
an average adult male build and a weight of 70 kg (154 lbs)
Americans need not apply. This is "SMART CAR" sized not "SUV" sized.
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The smart car has better engineering.
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But much poorer vertical acceleration. Possibly lower range per fuel tank too. Its an apples and oranges thing. "Better" also needs some clarification.
Remember that aerospace works under the opposite optimization scheme from cars and consumer goods. Simplify and add lightness, that sort of thing. From a design standpoint they are not directly comparable.
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But much poorer vertical acceleration....
But with the right rocket motor and maybe a good kicker-ramp, the Smart car would have excellent vertical acceleration.
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Also just about anyone who works out on a regular basis.
Just because someone is heavy, that doesn't mean that they are fat.
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You are honestly going to claim more people are on the high end of the weight scale because they exercise so much?
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71kg+ is too much for this rocket.
But 71kg+ isn't especially heavy as humans go - I'm 188 cm tall, and haven't massed as little as 70 kg in close to 40 years.
And no, I'm not overweight as such things are measured these days....
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No, but it is a significant amount of the population.
I haven't weighed less than 160 lbs since sophomore year of high school. I've never been described as fat, most people guess my weight around 20-35 lbs less than I actually weigh.
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an average adult male build and a weight of 70 kg (154 lbs)
Americans need not apply. This is "SMART CAR" sized not "SUV" sized.
That's "average"? Last time I had a physical my doctor said I was UNDER weight at 165lbs. Maybe the average weight of an adult male midget.
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How tall are you?
At 5' 7" I am not a midget and I go under 154lbs. I would say I am on the short side of average, but not outside the normal high range for a White male.
In short, you sound fat.
Re:Americans need not apply (Score:4, Insightful)
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It was never meant for use on individuals, only groups. Far more people are fatties than athletes.
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average for where ? I am not fat, but at my height I will not be able to get down to this weight. I am also not that tall compared to some northern European or Nordic men.
I have no worries about the weight limit though, as there is no way in hell that I would ride on this. I can imagine even best case scenario that you get to orbit facing the wrong way, and get a view of nothing. Or, the thing spins like crazy and you get to see the earth roll past about 3 times a second. Then the inverted descent for long
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Best case scenario?
It's SUBORBITAL - there's no way in hell it'll ever get into orbit, and if it did, there's no way in hell it would be able to survive reentry.
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sorry... i meant altitude, not orbit...
screw the semantics, if you go up really high to get a view that few people have, but have no room to turn and actually take in the view, it would suck if the capsule was facing the wrong way.
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True enough.
Frankly, I'm claustrophobic enough that being inside something that size would be enough to keep me from enjoying the view, even assuming I were facing the right direction.
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a lot of people weigh more than 154lbs and are perfectly healthy. you compare their weight against their height and adjust for gender. if you're a male 6 feet tall or more then you are underweight at 154lbs.
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Funny I'm 6'2'' and I fit into my Talon TSI just fine (Much better then a Stealth/3000GT). Granted not much room for a helmet. Mine was a '91. Perhaps a different gen?
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First gen had a 1 inch long 'asthma connecter' between turbo and intercooler. 50HP just by un-de-tuning it. Invisible at smog check time.
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And don't think I don't get pissed at idiot engineers who design things for the "average" person
If you can weld, maybe you can help them scale their design up a bit. That is also the only chance to fly the thing, they won't be selling tickets.
Dr. Strangelove? (Score:2)
Sounds like you're just riding a bomb.
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Sounds like you're just riding a bomb.
unfortunately cannot ride this thing on outside like in the movie. however, changing subject here, build a mock H-bomb (maybe something like this http://frogstorm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-Mk15-Hydrogen-Bomb.jpg [frogstorm.com]), take it to a skydiving center that has a Caribou (jumpship with large rear door). Obviously you need to be experienced skydiver, ride the bomb out the back followed by a videographer. Wave a cowboy hat while in freefall. Add proper soundtrack to video when done.
"Spam in a can" (Score:2)
Re:"Spam in a can" (correction) (Score:2)
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2001 (Score:3)
"The passenger is just along for the ride, with no mechanism to steer or otherwise pilot the capsule."
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
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or ... planet earth is hurtling at me very very quickly and there is nothing I can do
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alpha testing (Score:5, Funny)
From the web site, about an unmanned test flight last year:
I think I'll wait until a few more "successful" test flights have been performed.
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but I'm not offering to put humans into space
They aren't either -- offering, that is. Peter Madsen is the only one going; although perhaps eventually others in the core team may get to try too. If you get to go, it will be because you have been part of building it, and in that case you have an intimate insight into the risks involved.
Claustrophobia (Score:2)
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Go ahead and wait, while those who are more adventurous get to live on the edge and pursue their dreams. By the time the nice, safe, comfortable version of civilian space-flight gets rolled out by some mega-corporation, a good portion of the excitement and romance will be gone. There's a reason why the names Wilbur Wright, Chuck Yeager, Yuri Gagarin, and Neil Armstrong are remembered, while no-one will remember my name despite flying multiple times on commercial aircraft.
Don't get me wrong... I like my sa
special forces delivery mech (Score:2)
...and soon the DoD will be funding this project as a way to deliver our best trained special forces to anywhere in the world using human ballistic missile technology. Forget the nukes. They're too messy.
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One of these loaded with Chuck Norris could make the rest of the US military obsolete!
Drop pod (Score:2)
Yikes - did you see the holes in the side? (Score:2)
From TFA:
No mention of how badly beat up the dummy was. it did not give me confidence
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spacecraft are expensive, and people can heal. Get you priorities straight. If the person cannot heal, there are plenty more where that one came from.
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Footnote:
The interior of the capsule only needed to be hosed out with a soapy water solution and ready for the next passenger...
Cleverly named... (Score:5, Funny)
Tycho Brahe (Score:3)
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Worse. Named after an astronomer who made very accurate observations but whose celestial mechanics were comprehensively wrong (he thought that the sun with all the planets orbited the Earth.) Do you want to travel in a space vehicle named after someone who got space wrong?
Don't be too hard on Tycho Brahe. He was no more "wrong" than Ptolemy, and both of them made important contributions.
Arguably, if your objective is to predict where the planets will be at a certain time, neither of their models is "wrong." It's just that the Copernican model is much simpler and more elegant, and therefore more persuasive in the sense of Occam's Razor.
Tycho knew that his model was not popular, and pleaded with his colleague Johannes Kepler to give it some consideration. Like many great me
Yes, I do know (Score:2)
The problem with Brahe's interpretation was that it made no sense at all. T
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Perhaps they'll purchase some of NASA's adult diaper technology.
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I was thinking of making a full blown Lisa Nowak crack, but decided to try to be a bit subtle and leave that up to the people responding.
What? (Score:2)
So, how does one handle landing with that purely ballistic flight? Wouldn't this just be a crater on impact?
I think this got summed up nicely in Armageddon ...
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I would figure it would be a water landing. So you get the pleasure of being a buoy bouncing around in the ocean until you get picked up.
Will they yell at you..... (Score:2)
If upon reentry you scream.... "BANSAI!!!!!!!"
Prior art (Score:2)
Circus cannon. Just add more gunpowder.
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Looking at the drawing I can't help but wonder what that "Aero Spike" will feel like as it drives into my skull.
The lawyers thought the term "Catastrophic Failure Euthanasia Device" might put people off.
Cripes! (Score:2)
This thing is a brick! [youtube.com]
Kamikaze ride (Score:2)
Do you pay for 1/3 of a ferris wheel rotation? (Score:2)
I didn't think so. I want a full whirl or I'm not interested.
Range? (Score:2)
With the right range, I'd be happy cooped up in one of these for 30 minutes -- more room than on the tube.
Now Concorde's gone, the 7 hour trip to New York is a right pain. Something like this would let me leave home in the UK at midday, arrive in NY for breakfast and a full day ahead, leave NY at 6PM and be home before 1AM.
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It's not as roomy as a coffin. It's more like a straightjacket, which is ironic.
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Too late.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8779388.stm [bbc.co.uk]
Perhaps though if you were laying down people wouldn't complain as much and then they could stack people in.
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I mentioned above that I'm 6'2 -- that's relevant again here.
No way in hell any airline would do anything like that. Most flights I take I have to bow my head to walk down the center aisle.
Or maybe I should rephrase -- maybe an airline would do something like that, but they'd be shutting out a sizable portion of the population. Already the things are designed with short and slim people in mind. Once you start standing-room only or lying-room only, you'd wind up with crap that's designed to maximize numbe
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Also gotta love the built-in head rests that are just around the shoulder level so I end up sitting in a leaning forward position. I'm only 5'10 and I have that issue, I can just imagine how much it sucks for you.
Oh, and here is real picture of the seats Ryan air was proposing.
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZkjqkDDaG1FAq3L-GlsrQD1sEKAfW3_9Blteu7kLUQhzod34t [gstatic.com]
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Dude, it's done something like $1 billion in box office revenue, and this is Slashdot ... do you really think anybody needs a link to know who the hell Iron Man is? ;-)
Never heard of the comic (Score:2)
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Dude, it's done something like $1 billion in box office revenue, and this is Slashdot ... do you really think anybody needs a link to know who the hell Iron Man is?
If he hadn't, someone else would have kvetched at him demanding "[citation needed]" and "pics, or it didn't happen!"
And man, I can't remember reading so many negative comments accompanying an article. If the thing goes sideways, it's going to be all over really fast! Like Mac Truck in the back of the head fast. Feature. It almost sounds like you people want to live forever.
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Beat me to it. As I post, 93 comments and you're the first with any spirit of adventure. Wired has been doing an article series on this for going on two years or so. The project's website has some interesting stuff. This is serious backyard engineering.