Woman Wants To Replace Her Non-functioning Hand With a Bionic Prosthesis 171
erice writes about the case of Nicola Wilding: "Injured in crash which damaged the nerves in her arm, she has reached the limits that can what be accomplished with nerve transplants. She can move her arm but doctors have given up hope of restoring use of her hand. So she wants doctors to amputate the hand and replace it with a bionic version that does work."
The doctor, Oskar C. Aszmann, first performed a similar operation last year.
Sounds good. (Score:4, Insightful)
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It's the first step to being consumed by the Dark Side.
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But I hear they have cookies.
Re:Sounds good. (Score:5, Funny)
Well, at least the world won't have to worry about your genes propagating...
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Well, at least the world won't have to worry about your genes propagating....
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You're funny.
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(...also, damaged.)
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Remember: practice on a hot-dog first.
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Better slow and clumsy than completely useless.
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That's crazy. No bionic hand is anywhere near as good as the one you grew unless you had a birth defect or ruined the one you had. There's no way anybody will get a bionic hand to have the sense of touch your real one does, at least in this lifetime.
Now, a prosthetic hand that augments the real hand? Sure, I'll take two.
BTW, I'm already a cyborg. There's a device in my left eye that replaces its lens. Want one? Usually gives you 20/20 or better vision (mine's 10/16 in that eye), costs $7k per eye, and they
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No bionic hand is anywhere near as good as the one you grew
Jay J Armes [wikipedia.org] disagrees
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Unless they're being used as money shelters in some way, passing debt on to descendants is barbaric.
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Your hypothetical hypothesis is bullocks, as the Brits say. No jury would award only a year's salary to someone who could no longer work in their profession. As Judge Judy says, "that's redikolus".
However, I think an optician could still work with only one arm, but costing a homeless person an arm is going to cost you millions, let alone a professional. So you might want to stay off that phone when you're driving, and make sure your insurance is current.
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These days you sign a release of liability that covers the doctors from pretty much any lawsuit before you go into surgery.
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Depends on the country, state, hospital, and procedure, etc.
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you really think that's going to be a problem?
are there really that many "he cut off my penis(at my request)" sob stories in the courts?? even though many of those cases actually regret what they asked the doctor to do.
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Amendment 7 - Trial by Jury in Civil Cases. Ratified 12/15/1791.
In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.
Why doesn't this prevent AT&T from forcing arbitration?
Re:Sounds good. (Score:5, Funny)
Signing without a functioning hand?
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She already has the phantom pain due to the nerve loss.
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It worked for Nina Sharp [wikia.com]
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Then she'll be sorry she did it. On the other hand what if we don't?
It's her choice. If she thinks it's better for her to give up the slim hope of using her real arm again for a bionic arm that's what she should get.
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Nerves only regenerate very slowly if at all but, they are the one part of the body most likely to respond to stem cell treatment. In this case the other hand might be a stem cell solution in five to ten years time, how likely, a pretty good chance. Hand replacement, perhaps a century or more away. Lesson to learn in gambling, go with the odds.
Re:Sounds good. (Score:4, Insightful)
Exactly! Same reason you should wait to buy your next car... flying cars are just around the corner, until then, you can take the bus.
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If the nerves in her upper arm are damaged, and that's why her hand doesn't work, how is an artificial hand going to work any better? It still needs to receive impulses from those nerves.
Seems to me they need to do more research on nerve repair, regeneration, or maybe even artificial nerves.
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Put a chip in her brain? Some of you guys are just plain crazy. Brain surgery is probably the most dangerous surgery there is, and if there's one prgan I do NOT want damaged, it's my brain.
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Keep the real hand in the freezer, just in case.
Seesh, I have to do all the thinking around here.
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Keep the real hand in the freezer, just in case.
Seesh, I have to do all the thinking around here.
Yeah, but say you move house and have to disconnect the freezer while you move it? Didn't think of that did you?
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Two really long extension cords. Or one incredibly long one...
Already happened in Austria (Score:2, Informative)
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The summary specifically states that AND gives a link:
Not just a link but the same link and somehow he is rated +3 informative right now. I wonder if I can get +5 for this brilliant post
"Injured in crash which damaged the nerves in her arm, she has reached the limits that can what be accomplished with nerve transplants. She can move her arm but doctors have given up hope of restoring use of her hand. So she wants doctors to amputate the hand and replace it with a bionic version that does work [bbc.co.uk]."
The doctor, Oskar C. Aszmann [bionicreconstruction.com], first performed a similar operation last year [bbc.co.uk].
Quite... (Score:5, Funny)
..the hand-decap then. Would someone just lend the poor woman a hand already?
no more puns for you, (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:no more puns for you, (Score:4, Funny)
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I only have ONE hand, you insensitive clod!
*not really, I have two hands, but the obligatory joke had to be made. :-)*
Be glad I did not use the 'In Soviet Russia' meme...
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In other news (Score:2)
In other news, DARPA announced the first functional light saber ...
Objection (Score:2)
She doesn't look a thing like Lindsay Wagner [imdb.com].
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...Or Michelle Ryan [imdb.com]
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Wow, I wasn't even aware they'd done a remake!
why cyber prosthesis? (Score:2)
Cutting off the hand is rather final.
If I were the woman, I would attempt a radical neural stemcell treatment instead. If it goes wrong, then cut off the hand.
The one you re born with is far superior to what science is currently able to provide, and it doesn't scare children.
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The real question is why she doesn't want to use FES (Functional Electrical Stimulation) of her existing musculature. The interface is going to be the same as with a fully mechanical robotic hand, and the aesthetic outcome far superior.
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Agreed. That would use her existing muscles, with artificial stimulation. A device worn on the forearm to stimulate those muscles would be less frightening than something like the LukeArm.
Still, I would try to repair the damaged organic system first. There have been many breakthroughs in nerve regeneration in the peripheral nervous system that would be helpful, and artifical stimulation would be a great suppliment to that.
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I think that under certain conditions, for certain people, a prosthetic limb could be better than a real one.
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And even if you had a total bionic skeleton, you couldn't lift a truck up with on had without falling over. (Unless you weigh a few tons)
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Scaring children has its purpose.
In this case, children will learn that driving can be dangerous, so pay attention to the road and other vehicles.
An exoskeleton would be better. (Score:5, Insightful)
If I had a nonfunctioning hand, I think I'd be happier with an exoskeleton, because it would be easy to install and uninstall. It's much more difficult to unamputate a hand.
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I think you're right.
however, it's probably easier to make robot fingers then exoskeleton fingers. although I wouldn't bet on it.
furthermore, the doctor is probably interested in working with amputees in the future, so he wants to have experience with that.
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Even more awesome would be to put her own skin back on top of the bionic hand. Even more awesome than that would be if they could retain the sensory nerves in the skin while doing this (although it would make the slice-skin-open-show-robot-inside trick like on terminator a bit hurty)
I guess we're a decade or two away from a bionic hand that is maintenance free enough to allow this, plus all the issues of keeping the skin alive without being attached to an actual hand, and by then hopefully we can just grow
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Finally, a power glove that isn't a total disappointment!
A Dead End (Score:4, Interesting)
Synthetic prostheses will probably end up being a dead end, for normal people at least. If your goal is to get someone back to 100% function of their original organic hand (or an idealized perfectly functional human hand if it was already malfunctioning from birth) then growing a new hand, either in situ or in a lab for later grafting, seems more likely. After all, we carry around everything we need to grow more body parts--that's how you got your original hands. Coaxing the body to do that trick again will likely be accomplished before we can make a synthetic body part that works just as well as a real one.
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Synthetic prostheses will probably end up being a dead end
Yes, that's pretty much what "prosthesis" means.
[runs away]
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If your goal is to get someone back to 100% function
As opposed to being stuck with the current, say, 1–5% function? Having 100% as the only possible target is dumb.
Go for the whole thing once technology advances (Score:5, Interesting)
I see no problem with replacing a hand. I want to replace my entire body. Until we know how to digitize the brain it would probably have to be a brain in an enclosure inside a robot body but later the goal would be to replace the brain. Do synapse by synapse replacement while you are awake and by the end you can think thousands to millions of time faster and at no time did you ever die.
Imagine all you could learn and see with a fully robotic body. You could explore space, many places on this planet that humans can't go and you would live long enough to see participate in many things that humans are only beginning to work on now. I would love to live for millions to billions of years and learn everything that I could.
Once you are fully digital you could even make probes to send down to new planets and it would feel just like you where there but if the probe is destroyed you would be fine since you could run it on remote. You could even have your brain be a massively redundant computer with stable memory in case of full power loss. Humans bodies are just not up to what I want to do and I prefer to go the technology route and fix the problem instead of accepting the limitations of what humans can do. We have been at our best trying to strive beyond what we can do, even if we don't reach our goal we learn a lot in the process. Artificial eyes, ears, legs, arms etc will help many people.
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Yeah, and I'm sure you'd love an army of robo-humans to fight the Shadows with. I'm onto your meddling.
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http://video.adultswim.com/sealab-2021/robot-bodies-for-everybody.html [adultswim.com]
came for sealab reference. didn't see.
No news here (Score:5, Interesting)
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One favorite story was of a motorcyclist with a prosthetic who was in an accident. He was stuck in a position unable to remove his prosthetic which was pinned down under the motorcycle. He shouted to the first responders, "Take off my leg. Take off my leg."
They told him not to worry, they could get him out with amputation. He most emphatically told them he'd be able to get himself away if they would just disconnect his leg.
Presumably you meant "they could get him out without amputation"? Not nazi-ing, just very confused at the text as-is. But a good story.
Wrong Oscar (Score:2)
I thought that was Oscar Goldman's department...
Does it perchance... (Score:5, Funny)
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Closer to $29 million.
Inflation is a bitch.
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Dude.
For Six million dollars the government bought Steve Austin an entire arm, two legs AND an eye.
BTW, according to measuringworth.com that 6 million from 1974 would be about 21 - 22 million in 2012 money
Aszmann (Score:2)
The doctor, Oskar C. Aszmann, first performed a similar operation last year.
If the lady wants an artificial hand, that should be her call, but you have to wonder about her judgement if she wants a proctologist to do the procedure.
If it was my arm, first, the steampunk. (Score:3)
Doesn't this sound a bit drastic? Damn, if it were me I'd be hax0ring it.
There's groups on places like the Open Prosthetic Project, who could design something for a use case like this. Probably for less than the cost of a "replacement."
Why remove her hand, when you could support it with a rigid exoskeleton? Minimalist carbon fiber spars and rings (a ring around each knuckle), very light but strong, and little external actuators that sit in the wrist / forearm. Nylon worm gear and a little 12V DC motor for each digit. Run back to an Arduino or similar and pull input from the last-known-good nerves around the base of the arm. Basically support the (numb) arm in position and have the exoskeleton move it around. Lock the wrist in the first iteration as you refine the design. Lots of little vacuum actuated suckers that keep the whole shebang stuck to the skin (creepy, but secure!)
A hundred bucks of carbon fiber, maybe a couple thousand bucks of really good fasteners and electronics, tubing, motors, pump, rubber and CNC work. $10,000 a month (for 3-6 months, depending) to a hacker who knows what he's doing.
Just sayin'.
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Bionic? What about Biotic? (Score:3)
Before going the route of DarthVader, would they not see if they can't do a full hand transplant. I seem to recall a successful one being accomplished already in the not so distant past.
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I would trade in my fully working arms to get bionic replacements.
Hell, I would have my head transplanted onto a fully functional robotic body.
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Where are the visionary rich when it comes to biotech?
Hiring patent lawyers. At least if Monsanto is any indication.
See, the problem is that this bionic hand can't cross-pollinate with natural hands and produce new lawsuits. Fix that and there will be bionic hands for everyone who wants them.
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Bad comparison (Score:5, Insightful)
That's not the comparison she gets to make. Her options are a human hand that doesn't work, a hook, or a "toy robot hand." She doesn't get to wait for future technologies that might never come to apss.
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She doesn't get to wait for future technologies that might never come to apss.
It's not like having a useless limb is killing her. She's been like that for twelve years. So, of course she can wait for future technologies. She just doesn't want to.
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Did you ever stop to think that she spent 12 years waiting for "future technologies" and that a bionic hand is just that?
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Did you ever stop to think that she spent 12 years waiting for "future technologies" and that a bionic hand is just that?
Of course. I have no doubt that the prosthetics available today are well ahead of what was available a decade ago. It's just that the parent post made it seem like she no longer had the choice to wait for even more improvement in the technology; as if she had to decide - right now - between a forever limp arm, a hook, or a robotic hand. That's wrong. The option to wait is always there, right up to the point where she goes under for the surgery. If she learns of a procedure of using implanted compute
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It's weird how some people think Slashdot is full of people who all have the exact same opinion.
From what I've seen, Slashdot is a place where people are sure that Space Elevators will never, ever happen, and are completely impossible; and that Microsoft is the greatest company with the best products.
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It's called resources, you idiot. The moon and asteroids are full of valuable minerals, and you don't have to wreck the environment to extract them. The sun puts out more energy than we could conceivably need, and in space there's no atmosphere or night/day to hinder your acquisition of that energy.
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When the technology advances to the Power Fist stage, it might become so commonplace to change your hand in for better, that a catastrophic injury isn't required.
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Even so, we've come a long way in medicine. Being able to use nerve impulses to control a bionic implant is amazing to me.
Re:Pathetic (Score:5, Insightful)
We think we have all this "technology" but we are really only good at a few things. Burning fossil fuels in a turbine, mass-producing items and putting transistors on a tiny chip so we can play video games
Really? That is how you sum up all of human endevour? We have come so far and acheived so much since we came down from the trees. We have sent space ships out beyond our solar system, and explored the depths of the ocean that would crush a man if he ventured that far down. We can repair our bodies in extrodinary ways that were unheard of even 50 years ago. Doctors can use robots to perform surgery on people half a world away. We can make a robotic hand for someone. We made the world a smaller place by allowing us to talk to each other anywhere we want. We made Jersey Shore.
OK, we still have a long way to go, but why not see that as an exciting opportunity rather than bitch and moan that we haven't invented everything yet.
Why can't we fix a few grams of living matter? Because we aren't nearly as clever as we think we are.
Do you really think that the doctors in this case are so deluded that they think that they can fix this woman's hand? Obviously not, otherwise we would not be talking about fitting a bionic hand. Do you think the woman thinks that we are so clever that we can fix her hand? Obviously not, otherwise we would not be talking about fitting a bionic hand (again).
So who is it that thinks we are more clever than we really are? Not the people in the story. Not the people posting here. I know that it is certainly not you. You are too busy seeing the negative in everything around you. Maybe you are just still bitter that we don't all have flying cars like the old science fiction stories promised you when you were a child.
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"Why can't we fix a few grams of living matter?"
Sorry space man, we humans haven't conquered mortality yet.
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Yeah, can you detach it and set it to "auto"?
I'm asking for... a friend.
Touch me.... (Score:2)
I'm asking for... a friend.
Facebook (and others) will never be the same after this....
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How do you break an anonymous coward's prosthetic thumb?
Kick him in the stomach!
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