Huge Jurassic Fleas May Have Fed On Dinosaurs 85
ananyo writes "Primitive fleas were built to sup on dinosaur blood in the Jurassic period, more than 150 million years ago. The potential host–parasite relationship has been uncovered thanks to a set of beautifully preserved fossils found in China. Today, the varied group of parasitic insects known as fleas frequently infests mammals and birds. But little is known about their origins. Researchers have now extended the history of the parasites by at least 60 million years. Whereas modern fleas range from 1 to 10 millimeters in length, the Jurassic and Cretaceous species were between 8 and 21 millimeters. The Jurassic and Cretaceous fleas also lacked the spring-legged, jumping specializations of modern species, and their siphoning mouthparts were armored structures studded with saw-like projections, unlike the smooth jaws of modern fleas."
Big (Score:3)
Is there anything from that era that wasn't super sized? Are the Q slowly changing the gravitational constant of the universe over time? TELL ME!
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Re:Bacteria Schmacteria (Score:3)
In Jurassic Pangaea, pancakes eat you!
Re:Big (Score:5, Insightful)
Yes, but the size of a VW Bug has always been a constant, thus explaining its popularity as a unit of comparative measurement.
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How come Slashdot never gets Slashdotted?
If I had mod points, I would rate your sig Insightful. So every time you post anything, Boom - Insightful. :)
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That's why they have a platinum-iridium VW Bug locked in a vault filled with helium in Paris.
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Single celled - check.
Size of a pancake - check.
Bacteria - no.
Two out of three isn't bad. [wikipedia.org]
The library of congress can now fit onto 4 hard drives [techtarget.com] with room to spare. Assuming that number is uncompressed, one should do.
You can do your own web search for giant pancakes, it lacks sufficient challenge to be interesting.
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The expanding earth is a joke, and a very sad one at that.
Rebuttal to the expanding earth theory [youtube.com]
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Fast food meals?
Oh look, the monkey is capable of primitive thinking!
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Fast food meals?
Some of those bastards were pretty fast... and just about everything was food.
Oh look, the monkey is capable of primitive thinking!
LOL. Being in the IT department we actually have a poster with that title :)
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Oh now wait a second that is not going to help with square/cube law bone strength side effects, unless you're messing around with the gravitational constant.
Knowing how rough farm livestock has it, I've always wondered how dinosaurs survived... like tip one over and its dead, all bones smashed. The TV imaginative animations that show dinos fighting like wolves might not be terribly realistic if simply tipping over means all ribs smashed.
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Fleas are insects (I think. They're creepy crawly critters of one kind or another), so they don't have bones.
One may make a reasonable assumption that it works the same way for a chitinous exoskeleton. But given that large insects are fairly common in the fossil record, it would seem that something other than mechanical factors is stunting current art
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Stunted? Who's stunted?
http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2012/02/24/147367644/six-legged-giant-finds-secret-hideaway-hides-for-80-years?ps=cprs
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That is a gross misunderstanding of the square cube law and it's application to these large species.
Seriously dude, did you take ANY science after 8th grade? or are you from Kansas?
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Actually, they worked amazingly well. Humans or even primates have yet to come close to the length of time they dominated the planet. Only when circumstances changed drastically, they were unable to survive.
Humanity is ever trying to close the gap with the dinosaurs in that area but failing so far. However, the current experiment in geo-engineering are going to be quite helpful towards the goal of catching up with the dinosaurs.
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They probably won't. But I've never seen a 20-foot tall ostrich.
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Dino (Score:5, Funny)
I bet Fred Flintstone spent a fortune on Dino Advantix II
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Dud got around.
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And if something goes wrong, just hop in your phone box and go back to fix what went wrong!
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Sounds most excellent!
Re:Let me be the first to suggest... (Score:4, Funny)
Not that phone box. The other one.
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Or just get Jeff Goldblum to fix it all by making a computer virus using his Mac.
Huge? (Score:5, Insightful)
Written as "huge" I was expecting 8 to 21 cm not 8 to 21 mm. Sooo unimpressed.
I'm told you guys in Florida have cockroaches the size of dachshunds, that kind of scale is what I was expecting.
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If you've ever had an animal get fleas, you'll cringe at the thought of a 2.1cm long flea!
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In Soviet Russia, fleas that big have ANIMALS!!!!!
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On the other hand, they'd be much easier to pick out of fur, or step on if they're in the carpet.
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If you've ever come back from vacation and got jumped by a few million fleas, desperate for some blood, you'll cringe even more.
Oh cool, I think I just may have found the scenario for "Jurassic Park IV" :)
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That's OK, we got dachsunds the size of Buicks.
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I'm told you guys in Florida have cockroaches the size of dachshunds,
That's OK, we got dachsunds the size of Buicks.
and Buicks the size of ......hell, I got nuthin'...
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and Buicks the size of your mom.
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Yeah, but resources aren't dwindling.
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Read it in the Post (Score:2)
I heard one got hired and worked for the Port Authority for a week before someone noticed.
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A lawyer without work?
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ALL: They won't [phespirit.info]!
Were these hosts to parasitic modern-sized fleas? (Score:1)
Big fleas have little fleas
upon their backs to bite 'em;
and little fleas have lesser fleas,
and so, ad infinitum.
Reminds me of an SF short story from decades ago (Score:2)
Can't remember the name of the story, but (much like Bradbury's "A Sound of Thunder", though in a humorous vein) it involved a time traveler going back to hunt T-Rexes. He shoots and kills one, then strides towards the T-Rex to take a trophy...only to be met by a multitude of large external parasites abandoning the T-Rex and looking for a new host. Doesn't end well for the hunter. Anyone remember the name of this story?
And, yeah, 21 mm may not sound like much, but think of dealing with a horde of inch-long
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You're thinking of "Poor Little Warrior" by Brian Aldiss. One of my favorites.
But it wasn't humorous at all. The protagonist is in a severe depression, not sure he wants to live, and tries this time safari to snap out of it.
After he shoots the brontosaur, its parasites swarm him, snipping off his fingers, shredding his chest, etc. It takes a minute or two for him to die. Very nasty. Not really funny. But a good story.
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Those are shit parasites. The first rule of being a parasite is you don't kill your host. The second rule is that you can break the first rule, but only if you've got another host lined up.
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Hey, they had a host lined up, but their assumption that whatever killed the Tyrannosaur would be big enough for them was off. Give them a break, they're bugs!
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Brian Aldiss I believe.
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Thanks -- you're right. It's "Poor Little Warrior" (1958) by Brian Aldiss. I suspect it was a tongue-in-cheek response to Bradbury's "A Sound of Thunder" (1952).
Well I for one ... (Score:2)
... am glad I haven't seen any obligatory "overlords" posts for this story.
Oh, wait.
I have a great idea (Score:1)
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And it would be.
Their descendents (Score:2)
I expect to see these... (Score:2)
Modern-day fleas up to 1cm in length? (Score:4, Informative)
"Whereas modern fleas range from 1 to 10 millimeters in length ..."
Whoa, 1cm sounds pretty darned big for a flea. That's about the same size as a typical bee. Wikipedia says fleas reach up to 3.3mm which seems more reasonable to me.
Anybody know of a modern-day flea species that actually reaches 10mm? (What do they live on, elephants?)
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Whoa, 1cm sounds pretty darned big for a flea. That's about the same size as a typical bee.
That can't be right [places thumb and forefinger about a cm apart], let me check that. Ok so I couldn't persuade a bee to let me measure him but I did find a link that says they are double that at about 2cm: http://nature.berkeley.edu/urbanbeegardens/research_regional.html [berkeley.edu]
Jees, I can't believe I looked that fact up, pathetic!! :-)
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Yeah, you're probably right. Let me rephrase: that's about the size of a typical housefly [wikipedia.org]. I still think it's kinda on the large size for a flea.