No, SETI Has Not Detected Alien Signals From Space 160
The Bad Astronomer writes "Rumors are going around that SETI astronomers have detected possible alien signals from space. Bottom line: signals were detected when the Green Bank Telescope was pointed at target planets discovered by Kepler, but the signals are almost certainly interference from man-made satellites orbiting the Earth. This happens pretty often, so we need to be aware that these kinds of false positives pop up."
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Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh.
I thought you said known languages?
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The thing is, we have no idea how common life is. So far there is no indication is exists anywhere but here.
Now if we could just find something, anything that shows life is or was on another planet (even within this solar system) then that changes things.
We need to be putting more money into exploring Mars.
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shy is another word for developed-efficient-point-to-point comms and gave up on radio a long time ago. Then again, i suppose you'd have a peep or two... if we were in the right 100,000 years or so. You never know what civilization might pop up to radio intelligence out there... or when.
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great post! I wanted to answer "why use self replication in propagation of civilization?" I hate to use the example, but stargate universe covers it and the idea is sound - robotic, autonomous discovery and establishment of forward bases is the only REAL logical choice for travel at all. I imagine us organics would only be interested in hanging out in gravity wells anyway, they are comfy and safe from technological collapse.
in any case, a flotilla of tame berserkers (machines that self replicate to destroy
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A few problems with your ideas:
1) Maybe intelligent, star-faring species don't want to disturb others. After all, if your intention is to observe, you don't want your presence to be known or else your observations won't be useful. When we observe the behavior of, say, dolphins when they're mating, we don't go down there and swim around with them and annoy them as they're having their orgies. We watch with cameras, undetected, so we can see what their normal, natural behavior is, not what their behavior i
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When we observe the behavior of, say, dolphins when they're mating, we don't go down there and swim around with them and annoy them as they're having their orgies. We watch with cameras, undetected
Dude, you should totally get youtube, you would be amazed at the things people videotape while actually holding the camera.
The dolphins don't care. They actually don't even know you're filming most of the time. You're like a bird that can see in a human's window... not really a big deal to the human, and the human assumes the bird doesn't care.
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Ok, maybe it was a bad example, as I'm not a dolphin expert; perhaps a better example is a bird, like you mention. Most of those seem to get spooked by humans and fly away unless you're good at staying still. Or how about deer? Every time I catch a glimpse of one while hiking, it takes off and all I see is a little white tail.
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SETI isn't necessarily looking for an intentional signal (though if one weren't intentional it would be unlikely to reach us), just anything that demonstrates artifice. It doesn't have to be something like an alien soap-opera perfectly displayed in NTSC format, but the kind of noise generated by that kind of broadcast is generally different than natural noise.
For one, since we can't test every signal for every kind of imaginable modulation, format, encryption or whatever, we have to look instead for a patte
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Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. It's not pessimism, it's just acknowledging that one example isn't a pattern. To take away from it that the universe is teeming with life is reading just as much into the tiny scrap of evidence we have as saying there is no life. In general, when you can use the same evidence to make two equally strong yet completely contradictory arguments, you're better off just shutting up.
So with Brent as my witness, let's leave it at "well, dude, we just don't know."
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all efforts for find intelligent life are out bound.
no one is looking here.
wait,,,,.
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Asserting certainty for a fact for which you have zero evidence and you're calling other people naive.
Slashdot never ceases to amuse.
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Asserting certainty for a fact for which you have zero evidence and you're calling other people naive.
Slashdot never ceases to amuse.
You forget, it is early on a Saturday morning, and he is at home, and posting on /.
I've got an excuse, I have insomnia, and am married, therefore celibate by choice.
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out of all the solar systems out there, do any of you really believe that life only exists here? To me that's just being naive.
How many stars can there be named Sol?
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out of all the solar systems out there, do any of you really believe that life only exists here? To me that's just being naive.
How many stars can there be named Sol?
Just one, and he's from the lower East side in Manhattan, or is that Saul? I forget.
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Actually, if we are alone, then Yes we ARE the "pinnacle of civilization".
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Actually, if we are alone, then Yes we ARE the "pinnacle of civilization".
You know, that is a deeply depressing thought.
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Actually, if we are alone, then Yes we ARE the "pinnacle of civilization".
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Not only that, but if mankind is the best the universe has come up with so far, it's a pretty piss poor example! We are certainly not the "pinnacle of civilization".
We are what we are because we were what we were. This is our pinnacle! Maybe it will get better maybe not.I think we will get better and survive despite ourselves for many an eon to come. Lets face it there is still lots of whisky to be drunk and I will be dead before it runs out so you young buggers better get your finger out (extractus digitu
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I'm not saying it's aliens, but, It's aliens.
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So, theres still a chance of aliens
Considering what humans do to other humans in the name of :god, king, money, family, tradition, just for shits and giggles, is it any wonder why the don't respond to our calls.
If they do respond, it'll probably be "We're the new sheriff in this quadrant, and we're gonna clean this place up once and for all. Decent peaceable folks here deserve this much."
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From those of is with speech issues, "Fuck You"
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Well that's easy for you to say.
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From those of is with speech issues, "Fuck You"
Right on, brother.
Shut your mouth
Just talkin' about "is"
Re:"almost certainly" (Score:5, Funny)
Sure. It could very well be the original broadcasts of 'I Love Kleeg' and 'Zaxak's Island'. It might be quite good, if we could figure out their modulation scheme.
Perhaps if we recklessly go about reverse engineering it and violating their intellectual property rights they'll send their lawyers to us with a C & D letter.
I'm not quite certain that could be viewed as a positive development ... imagine making contact with a civilization where they'd excell at legal thinking and came here to practice law? could be a scary thing.
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Just list your address using the Galactic Coordinate System.
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And no, I'm not going to tell you which one : dip in ; you're likely to enjoy the experience (I've enjoyed all the Stross books I've brought).
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I imagine the aliens decoded NTSC only to find Star Trek TOS and ROFLTAOing.
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More like to get the location of the planet with the blue girls.
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Laughing? Well, it could be worse. [imdb.com]
Keeerist, with Shatner again, and half TOS cast, and I mean the good ones, dead,? But, Takei might be good for a laugh.
Signal Partially Translated (Score:5, Funny)
My fellow [untranslatable]. It is [concept of time] for [choosing/electing] supreme [unknown concept]. My [friend/acquaintance/opponent] is a [feeble-minded/stupid] [weak/ineffective] [some sort of insect]. [Reminds me/makes me think] of a [not sure here, might be human]. I [pledge/promise] a [small animal] in [each/all/every] [cooking container]. I will [reduce/lower] [required payments/taxes]. [Elect/vote for] Kodos in [unknown time].
Hmmm .... seems like a political speech. No intelligent life out there after all.
Re:Signal Partially Translated (Score:4, Funny)
Dear [Planetary Inhabitants], I am a [wealthy] [royalty] who is in need of your assistance in transferring a large amount of [monetary units] from my planet to yours. Please send me your [monetary management system]'s [identification schema] so that I may complete this transfer
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I have managed to obtain a copy of the signals and have partially translated them. Some of the concepts are untranslatable and I am not completely sure about the things I was able to translate, but here is what I have so far.
My fellow [untranslatable]. It is [concept of time] for [choosing/electing] supreme [unknown concept]. My [friend/acquaintance/opponent] is a [feeble-minded/stupid] [weak/ineffective] [some sort of insect]. [Reminds me/makes me think] of a [not sure here, might be human]. I [pledge/promise] a [small animal] in [each/all/every] [cooking container]. I will [reduce/lower] [required payments/taxes]. [Elect/vote for] Kodos in [unknown time].
Hmmm .... seems like a political speech. No intelligent life out there after all.
No...it's... a ... COOKBOOK !
Beh (Score:3)
It's the North Koreans. They're up to something, sure as eggs is eggs.
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It's the North Koreans. They're up to something, sure as eggs is eggs.
It is space saying mourning the honorable half-god Kim Jong Il's departure. Spontaneous radio broadcasts from space are known to happen when the heavens weep.
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How dare you call him a mere half-god. The Dear Leader will kick the shit out of that Jove guy in golf up in Heaven.
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Uh-huh (Score:5, Funny)
That's just what the aliens want us to believe!
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That's just what the aliens want us to believe!
Yeah. Well, what do you think of aliens on other worlds deciding to believe we do not exist?
such temerity!
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Deciding to believe we don't exist, or covering up that we exist so their populace won't be scared of us...
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Yes, scared of a civilization that can't do anything to them.
Now, some global cult hiding are existence because it would be against the religious doctrine..THAT'S plausible.
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Yes, scared of a civilization that can't do anything to them.
Now, some global cult hiding are existence because it would be against the religious doctrine..THAT'S plausible.
How about we sic Lady Gaga on them?
or her fashion consultant!
Please my alien brothers... (Score:2)
Oh. Never mind.
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Don't worry, they are here to serve us.
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I only hope they are not here to "serve and protect" [and pepperspray] us.
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Aliens: OK, here you are. Oh, that glistening? That's just what we spray on our food to make it brown up nicely. Here, step into this heat box and let us show you...
OK, so nobody has let us know abou them (Score:2)
But that doesn't mean they do not exist.
Let's give SETI another 20 years! T'is better to hope for alien contact than to have no hope at all! =)
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It will be like encrypting a message with using a true random message that you cannot find the seed.
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Of course they would. It would be stupid of them not to.
I will set altruistic reasons a side.
Lets see:
A) You can control people who a afraid.
B) You will get a whole new defence arm - So it's advantageous to the military to let it be known.
C) Money - Someone has to build all the new toys the military will need - SO it's in the best interest to corporation to let it be known.
D) Someone has to launch all these new toys - It's in NASAs best interest to let it be known.
The more cynical you are the more reason t
Re:OK, so nobody has let us know abou them (Score:4, Funny)
So, you're saying:
1. Find aliens.
2. Announce to world.
3. ...
4. ...
5. Profit!
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I love this idea. So there's some sort of government layer between scientists and their phones, email, blogs, and everything? That they have the infrastructure to cover this up successfully, but can't cover up when one of their own officials does one thing with one other person alone in a room in which they are the only two people? The people they'd be most interested in covering this up from are also the people who are the least likely to believe anything a scientist says anyway.
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I love this idea. So there's some sort of government layer between scientists and their phones, email, blogs, and everything? That they have the infrastructure to cover this up successfully, but can't cover up when one of their own officials does one thing with one other person alone in a room in which they are the only two people? The people they'd be most interested in covering this up from are also the people who are the least likely to believe anything a scientist says anyway.
The NRA would be the first to reach out to them and preach Disintegrater Ray Rights.
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I sure hated when they deprecated my old SETI account, I was just about to earn a new (100,000 unit) certificate. bastards. see ifn I bother to install the new program.
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Right-oh. I couldn't remember that name when I posted.
okay soooo....... (Score:1)
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Indeed, welcome and stop by the gift shop on your way out!
Warning. (Score:3, Funny)
Phil Plait is the official PR person for the Illuminati's Extra Terrestrial Embassy Group. The goal is to keep the occupation of Earth quiet until such a time that Their footsoldiers are placed at strategic positions around the world. Bodyguards for high ranking politicians and diplomats, military personnel, etc.
He is NOT to be trusted.
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Hell, they can take some of the water too if that's what they want. We can use some more landmass around here.
Just leave us some of those cool looking walking missile launchers.
On the plus side (Score:2)
Call me an idiot ... (Score:5, Interesting)
If you’re pointed at an alien transmitter, then moving the telescope will point you in a different direction, and the signal should go away. On the other hand, strong satellite signals can be detected by radio telescopes even when they point in another direction; the signal can leak into the telescopes even when you’re pointed well away.
If you move a thousand miles and the source is a thousand light years away, the angular deviation is almost precisely zero.
But if you move a thousand miles and the source is ten miles away, you're basically moving out of the source's way.
So wouldn't you expect the signal to go away for a man-made satellite, and stay for an alien signal? That's the precise opposite of what they're saying.
And if telescopes in any location, pointing to some specific direction, pick up the same satellite, surely they also pick it up when pointing to other stars? So this satellite that magically interferes with two different telescopes must be a real problem for those telescopes.
Something smells fishy to me.
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>>Something smells fishy to me.
I agree. A coverup must be in the works.
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If you move a thousand miles and the source is a thousand light years away, the angular deviation is almost precisely zero.
But if you move a thousand miles and the source is ten miles away, you're basically moving out of the source's way.
So wouldn't you expect the signal to go away for a man-made satellite, and stay for an alien signal? That's the precise opposite of what they're saying.
Side lobes [wikipedia.org]. Radio transmitter antennas typically do not radiate in a perfectly spherical, cow shaped arrangement. There are strong lobes and weak (side lobes). If you track the signal through space, you should get a pretty good idea what the shape really is. You can compare that to the generalized, known shapes of the antenna radiation patterns are on various spacecrafts and get a pretty good idea if it's either a satellite or the most godawful giant radio transmitter the universe has ever seen.
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Are we pointing at Epsilon Erindi? Could we be reading the Great Machine?
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Nice coincidence as I'm in a B5 watch marathon since yesterday.
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wideBlueSkies is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs.
Is very sad life, will probably have very sad death, but at least there is symmetry.
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I just watched that episode. I think you might be in my mind.
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He's probably using the Great Machine to do so :)
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Radio transmitter antennas typically do not radiate in a perfectly spherical, cow shaped arrangement.
At least the "in a vacuum" part is implicit, seeing how the transmissions are though space.
Oh, and you might like this:
http://abstrusegoose.com/406 [abstrusegoose.com]
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I think the original statement isn't as clear as it could be. It isn't talking about "moving" the telescope relative to the source, but rather just changing the point of aim - i'd swap "moving" out for "rotating" in the quoted blurb. A local, strong source will be detected regardless of the aim, but a distant, faint source can only be detected by precise aim.
If you’re pointed at an alien transmitter, then rotating the telescope will point you in a different direction, and the signal should go away.
mega trojan! (Score:1)
Really bad article (Score:5, Interesting)
Yeah, I had to really dig through the Berkeley web site [berkeley.edu] to figure out what they were actually claiming. It's no wonder people are confused.
It's as if I took pictures of some distant airplanes and posted a blog about taking pictures of UFOs, highlighting my pictures, and talked about how these pictures had all the confirming points I was looking for in a UFO picture, with a note at the bottom saying that, as I didn't have any actual UFO pictures, I substituted these.
It would be hard to claim sympathy if I was then ridiculed, which I suspect they will be.
Get Seth (Score:5, Interesting)
to do an interview on slashdot.
Also, get their podcast. It's lame puns and excellent science
http://radio.seti.org/ [seti.org]
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to do an interview on slashdot.
Also, get their podcast. It's lame puns and excellent science
http://radio.seti.org/ [seti.org]
Seconding the interview request for Seth Shostak [wikipedia.org]. He's an incredibly bright, level-headed skeptic who looks up at those same stars we all do and thinks big thoughts.
Also, I enjoy that podcast a great deal. Any podcast that gets Leonard Susskind as a guest (he's in the latest episode) is pretty cool in my opinion.
Signature of humanity (Score:5, Insightful)
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A sense of scale (Score:5, Interesting)
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I have photographed the Green Bank Radiotelescope a few times, that place is *massive*, pictures don't do it justice, I mean it's really friggin' big.
You think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's peanuts compared to the GBR?
Do you really want to know? (Score:1)
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Message Decoded (Score:1)
I have also decoded it:
Dear distant new friend,
I am Zoltag Sxrrfltz, with the Directorate of the New United Federation of Lesser Planets,
and represent the former ruler of the Sigma Tau confederacy, who even now is
illegally incarcerated by rebels. Because of my high position within our government,
I have access to certain secret storage areas which contain great wealth. At the moment I have
a large number of adamantine/polyvez transport modules (each containing over one hundred
million galactic credits) sitting
Boys from air traffic res say skies are clear (Score:2)
This better not be another damn Russian spy job
How is that not news? (Score:3)
Microwave SETI a waste, ET won't use it (Score:2)
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They are out there.
No you are out there.