Researchers Create First Genetically Modified Monkeys 134
Several readers tipped news that U.S. scientists have created 'chimeric' monkeys, made with genetic material from as many as six different genomes (abstract). This is significant because it's the first time researchers have used the technique on a primate. From the article:
"Researchers took very early stem cells, called totipotent stem cells, from separate developing embryos and basically glued them together, implanting the mixed embryos into surrogate mother monkeys. The cells — from totally different sources — didn’t fuse, but worked together in harmony, forming fully fledged, normal, healthy animals. ... The key here was the scientists’ use of totipotent cells, so named for their ability to differentiate into the totality of possible cells in an animal. A totipotent cell can give rise to a whole animal. Pluripotent stem cells, the type most frequently used in stem cell research, can differentiate into any cell in the body, but can’t become a whole animal, and can’t make other embryonic tissues like a placenta. Totipotent stem cells are only derived from the very earliest stages of a zygote, mere days after fertilization. In humans, totipotent cells differentiate into pluripotent cells after four days."
Totipotent first post! (Score:2, Funny)
Sounds very Frankensteinish (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Sounds very Frankensteinish (Score:4, Informative)
Chimeras occur in nature and AFAIK there are no negative health effects so I don't think tissue rejection is an issue...
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But, cross-species chimeras? I'm not familiar with that in nature.
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I RTFA'd and still can't find where it says these are cross-species.
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Researchers took very early stem cells, called totipotent stem cells, from separate developing embryos and basically glued them together, implanting the mixed embryos into surrogate mother monkeys. The cells â" from totally different sources â" didnâ(TM)t fuse, but worked together in harmony, forming fully fledged, normal, healthy animals.
I suppose if the stem cells were fused it would be cross species but it's pretty clear they are seperate stem cells developing independant of eachother in the same womb.
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The word "chimera" means it is cross species; the chimeric monkey being a mosaic of varied monkey species cells.
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I thought it just meant it was composed of cells with differing DNA.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_(genetics) [wikipedia.org]
Re:Sounds very Frankensteinish (Score:4, Informative)
The word "chimera" means it is cross species; the chimeric monkey being a mosaic of varied monkey species cells.
Your vast knowledge of greek literature (or alternately the AD&D monster manual) does not apply here. The term just means the animal has two distinct genetic pools.
The original article specifies that: The chimeric monkeys were born after the researchers essentially glued cells from separate rhesus monkey embryos together. http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2012-01/cp-wfc010412.php [eurekalert.org]
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The good news is soon they will be able to make better children. The right skin and eye color, smart, well behaved, healthy. And, these GM children will then vote for allowing GM food in every country in the world.
Hail Monsanto!
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Duh.
GATTACA.
There is no base called "I".
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I = inosine, used as a base tht complements any of the 4 main bases. It isnt in natural nucleic acid, but is found in, for example, degenerate PCR primers where some nucleotides in the target sequences may be varied and whose positons are likely identified as single nucleotide polymorphisms.
Basically, you can use inosine in place of the known complement, for sequencing or pcr, when the base it complements is unknown.
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I figured the movie The Island of Doctor Moreau would be far more appropriate to the article.
Although I doubt any researcher is going to be as creepy and perverted as Val Kilmer in that movie.
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That's Franken-STEEN! Sheesh.
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I recall reading about kids that had bone marrow transfusions at a early age ended up with a immune system that woulkd accept multiple blood types. I wonder if something similar could apply for tissue rejection...
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Human-chimp hybrids coming soon? (Score:5, Interesting)
Let's set aside all religious and moral/ethical concerns and look at the practicalities. A chimp with near-human intelligence would be a tremendous asset to both the military and private economy. They are much stronger and faster than humans, so would be incredible soldiers. They can ALREADY use sign language to communicate with humans, so just imagine taking that a step further--being able to type or write messages, maybe able to mimic human spoken language.
They would make great athletic coaches, especially for gymnastic training and the like. They would be good nannies and playmates for kids, and could defend the kids from nasty people even more effectively than could a dog.
I guess that leads to the idea of chimeric dogs. Just imagine a dog smart enough to identify someone and testify against him in court. "Yes sir, that's the perpetrator. I can smell him a mile away."
Re:Human-chimp hybrids coming soon? (Score:5, Funny)
Consider first, everything that you've ever done in front of your dog, and then ask if you really want them being able to talk.
Re:Human-chimp hybrids coming soon? (Score:5, Funny)
Consider first, everything that you've ever done in front of your dog, and then ask if you really want them being able to talk.
That goes two ways. I've seen my dogs do things they wouldn't want to be public knowledge.
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Yes, but if they surpass humanity in too many regards... Planet of the Apes... err... chimps.
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You're 100 years late...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanovich_Ivanov_(biologist) [wikipedia.org]
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"They can ALREADY use sign language to communicate with humans, so just imagine taking that a step further--being able to type or write messages, maybe able to mimic human spoken language."
They'd be able to write Shakespeare real fast.
Re:Human-chimp hybrids coming soon? (Score:5, Informative)
Chimps are unpredictable and extremely dangerous. Many people have been maimed or killed by their pet chimps.
Re:Human-chimp hybrids coming soon? (Score:5, Interesting)
Chimps are unpredictable and extremely dangerous. Many people have been maimed or killed by their pet chimps.
Yeah, under no circumstances google any picture of Charla Nash.
(Now observe people doing exactly the thing I told them not to do...)
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How about Bonobos?
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197 out of 200 bonobo owners and their family members surveyed couldn't answer, as they were being penetrated in all their orifices by bonobos. The other three were busy spitting out bonobo semen.
Some people in Jersey pay well for this service. Snooki, is that you?
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A chimp with near-human intelligence would be a tremendous asset to both the military and private economy. They are much stronger and faster than humans, so would be incredible soldiers.
I guess it's time we all watch the Planet of the Apes movie again. Just for a refresher.
Re:Human-chimp hybrids coming soon? (Score:4, Funny)
They are much stronger and faster than humans, so would be incredible soldiers.
I don't see them being worth the investment compared to a predator drone. What good would a chimp do in Iraq? Convince an informant to give up the location of an insurgent by pretending to smoke a cigar in a cute fashion? Throw poop at a IUD until it was deactivated?
Throw poop at a IUD until it was deactivated? (Score:2)
I think I saw that video on vchan.org/hc
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Chromosome 6? (Score:1)
Did anyone read the book Chromosome 6 by Robin Cook? How much can we genetically alter apes / chimps before they become people? By replacing a simple chromosome in bonobos, those animals developed human-like traits -- including the ability to create and control fire.
Re:Human-chimp hybrids coming soon? (Score:5, Insightful)
Let's set aside all religious and moral/ethical concerns and look at the practicalities.
Now there's a worrying start to a conversation.
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Well put. I would say that the only thing that should be added is to also throw out all reason and sanity.
Re:Human-chimp hybrids coming soon? (Score:4, Funny)
Truman: Are you planning to make some kind of alien-human hybrid?
Zoidberg: Are you coming onto me?
Truman: Hot crackers, I take exception to that!
Zoidberg: I'm not hearing a "no".
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Science, morality and ethics (Score:3)
Let's set aside all religious and moral/ethical concerns and look at the practicalities.
I can set aside religious concerns, but are you really proposing setting aside moral/ethical concerns? Would it be okay to create such a creature and have them fight our wars (whether for real or on the field)? One of the reasons people get concerned about technology and unbridled science is that all too often, moral/ethical concerns are left out of the discussion.
For example, the technology to split an atom is, in and of itself, a neutral thing. Using the technology to provide a power source versus crea
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scientists can't get by ignoring the moral/ethical considerations
Actually, if you look into it, that's exactly what J. Robert Oppenheimer actually did. This paper provides some compelling reasoning to back it up: The Gita of J. Robert Oppenheimer [amphilsoc.org].
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scientists can't get by ignoring the moral/ethical considerations
Actually, if you look into it, that's exactly what J. Robert Oppenheimer actually did. This paper provides some compelling reasoning to back it up: The Gita of J. Robert Oppenheimer [amphilsoc.org].
From the link you gave:
He believed that he had a job to do; that he should do it only because it was his job and not because he was intent on obtaining any particular result; and that following these principles would bring a saving measure of serenity into his profoundly discontented existence.
The fact that he had to concoct such a rationalization to complete his work speaks volumes about what he, himself, knew about the moral/ethical implications of that work. The further fact that he was able to dismiss
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A chimp with near-human intelligence
.. would not be a chimp. Aside from that, *all* of your ideas are highly impractical. Their strength and aggressiveness would make them *terrible* soldiers, because they'd be impossible to control. A lot of what makes armies effective are things humans are uniquely good at, like working together and suppressing our instinctual reactions.
As for athletic coaches, the most important thing in a coach is an understanding of individual and group human psychology.
The idea of using super-chimps as nannies comes fr
A picture of the scientists and the monkeys (Score:2)
http://drexfiles.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/mugato_keeper_2.jpg [wordpress.com]
I believe this is a picture of one of the scientists and one of their monkey subjects.
And so begins... (Score:3, Funny)
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Led by Frankenmonkey.
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The important take home message is that the chimera is formed of cells from different species, and developed relatively fine...
Re:And so begins... (Score:5, Funny)
He can talk!
He can talk?!
I can Sing!!!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius,
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius,
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius,
ohhh, Dr. Zaius.
RIP Troy McClure & Lionel Hutz (Score:3)
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How can nobody have made this joke yet? (Score:2)
Spider monkey, spider monkey. Doing whatever a spider can.
Look out! Here comes the spider monkey.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Spider monkey!
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Not genetically engineered? (Score:3)
It seems to me that the manipulation was entirely mechanical and chemical, and that no modification of the genetic content of the cells happened at all. Which actually makes it all the more striking a result.
Re:Not genetically engineered? (Score:4, Informative)
No, it makes it less striking. Chimeras occur naturally when fraternal twin zygotes fuse at an early stage. The interesting result here isn't the production of the chimeras. There's no technical reason that we would want to create chimeras. The chimera is just proof that the stem cells they used were totipotent.
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I think it's interesting that genetically distinct cells will still properly coordinate for normal development, a striking example of the organisational abilities of the developmental process.
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Oh yes it is, but it's not a new result by any means.
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Re:Not genetically engineered? (Score:4, Informative)
Sure there is, most genetically engineered mouse models (for example) involve a chimeric step in their creation: stem cells with the desired modification are injected into 'donor' blastocysts and implanted into a host female, producing chimeras which are then bred for several generations to create homozygous offspring.
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Yes, but that's already been done. Injecting transgenes into blastocysts where transfection efficiency is less than 100% is a pretty different procedure than mixing together two or more blastocysts from unique individuals. [nature.com]
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This is actually a setback for making a genetically modified primate if I'm understanding it from the abstract. Genetically modified mice have been made for a while now. The process involves injecting embryonic stem cells which you've modified into the embryo. That makes a chimera (some of the cells are normal, some of the cells are modified). You the
Great (Score:1)
Great, on top of global warming, nuclear war and overpopulation the establishment has to add the threat of making "The Planet Of The Apes" a reality too.
Oh well, at least I'm not allergic to nuts.
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A Brave New Monkey (Score:2)
I can't wait until they can grow the cells upside down and shaking so they can work on the wings of our rocket planes while in flight.
Different genders? (Score:2)
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They would win a Nobel prize for discovering the only "niche" porn concept that doesn't yet have its own website.
Re:Different genders? (Score:5, Informative)
Mixed-gender chimeras happen in real life. In general it's not a huge problem for the organism. One part of the animal contains the sex organs, and those organs are appropriate for the genes in that part. The hormones are often wacky, of course. Yes, you can get hermaphrodites this way.
You may be under the impression that a chimera is a homogenous mix of cells from different gene lines. Actually, the gene lines usually occur in 'clumps' throughout the organism. The right arm might be all one gene line, while the torso is another, and the left arm yet a third. The clump around the lower abdomen will determine which sex organs develop.
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Well, TDF may be the only gene that determines gender, it's certainly not the only thing that determines how a fetus develops. The hormonal environment in the womb also has a huge effect, and seems to have a significant impact on sexual orientation as well as physiology. IANA biologist, but I suspect that the number of "natural" hermaphrodites resulting from chimeric mergers is vanishingly small.
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Finally he has done it! (Score:5, Funny)
Behold! The six assed monkey!
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Sadly it died out of depression. Too much poo and not enough hands to fling it with.
Hey! Hey! We're the monkeys! (Score:2)
I don't know why. I just felt like saying that.
2012 GOP Candidate (Score:2)
Can they read Shakespeare yet? (Score:2)
I mean, creating the works is one thing, but reading them...
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Why didn't they choose a meat animal? (Score:1)
I would have much rather preferred that they fused the cells of a chicken and a pig. I think chork or picken would be well received by the culinary industry. Chicken fused with tuna might even make a bigger splash. Imagine eating Chuna or Ticken straight out of a can of "Chicken of the Sea" brand chicken-tuna. Finally, the brand name for the popular canned meat would make sense. Mmmm!
Obligatory (Score:2)
What do you get... (Score:1)
...when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? [youtube.com]
RoundUp resistant (Score:1)
In other news ADM reports that these monkeys are RoundUp resistant, allowing mokey farmers to increase MYPA (monkey yield per acre).
GNU breed? (Score:3)
'Cause, ya know, if they're not open source it'll make rooting 'em to turn 'em into Android monkeys just that much harder.
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they absolutely are open source, coded in DNA, the language of life.
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Are you volunteering to lawyer that pitch for the next farmer Monsanto sues? Good luck!
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I wish.
This can't be the first! (Score:2)
W
But this isn't serious... (Score:2)
3In1Monkey-Genes = {Hear,See,Speak}NoEvil+ (Score:2)
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Who cares? I just want to know of any of them have four asses.
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Kid stuff. Wake me when they have five asses.
Re:Damn you! Damn you all to hell! (Score:5, Funny)
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I'm very traditional. I like entering a vagina with my penis. So, that high-tech crap the article is about is nothing for me.
Chimps have Vaginas. Maybe you could get one that looks like Megan Fox.
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I'm very traditional. I like entering a vagina with my penis.
I usually enter a door, but then again, I'm almost six feet tall... (And obviously, I don't leave my penis on the street most of the time.)
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