No Higgs Just Yet 190
gbrumfiel writes "Last month, scientists reported a number of 'excess events' that could be caused by the appearance of the long-sought Higgs boson inside the LHC. But it looks like they'll have to put the champagne back on ice. New data presented at a conference in India shows no new signs of the Higgs. The signal was probably just a statistical fluctuation."
Probably (Score:4, Funny)
just a higg-up.
Re:such is the life of a bump hunter (Score:4, Funny)
"What did you get your PhD in?"
"Bump hunting."
Makes it sound like you had much more fun in grad school than most people do, somehow ...
God Particle (Score:1, Funny)
Aptly named the God Particle. Lots of people believe it exists, without any substantial proof that it exists at all. Faith in Science ...
Re:God Particle (Score:5, Funny)
In this case, it looks like he really is projecting. Projecting a giant "WHOOOOOOSH!" right past you.