NASA Preps Closest-Ever Sun Mission 111
coondoggie writes "NASA today said it had picked five experiments that will ride aboard one of its most ambitious space missions to explore the Sun. The Solar Probe, a car-sized spacecraft, is scheduled to launch no later than 2018 and will fly closer to the Sun's surface than any other probe, NASA stated. Ultimately the spacecraft's goals are to help scientists understand why the sun's outer atmosphere so much hotter than the sun's visible surface and what propels the solar wind that affects Earth and our solar system, NASA said."
Pfst... (Score:5, Funny)
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or when it's cloudy
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a cloudy day during an eclipse on the winter solstice.
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if it's during a lunar eclipse, then the sun is between the earth and the moon, so it's closer.
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if it's during a lunar eclipse, then the sun is between the earth and the moon, so it's closer.
In a lunar eclipse, the Earth is between the moon and the Sun. http://www.mreclipse.com/Special/LEprimer.html [mreclipse.com] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_eclipse [wikipedia.org]
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whoooooooshhhh sssszzzzzzzsssttttttt
joke flying over your head and burning up in the sun
Re:Pfst... (Score:5, Funny)
I don't see all the fuss. Why not just go at night?
You mean, when the sun is beneath the earth? You can't launch a rocket into the ground, dumbass! The Soviets have tried, repeatedly. ...besides, it'll be hard to find in the dark..
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They have to leave in the morning, so that the ship can get there in time for Disaster Area's finale. Just remember not to hit any of the black buttons.
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That's a very insightful tip, as we all know that mercury is poisonous to the touch!
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I don't see all the fuss. Why not just go at night?
If you bothered to read a bit more about the probe (yeah, it's Slashdot, who bothers to read?), you'd learn that the probe is going as close as 3 Solar Radii to the surface. The Sun's radius (it is correct to assume equatorial radius rather than mean radius for this purpose), is 6.955×10^5 km, meaning the probe will get as close as 2.087 x 10^6km at which point it states the solar radiation will have been sufficient to heat the probe to 2,550 degrees Fahrenheit.
Now, that radiation will not suddenly appear at a distance of 3 solar radii. The temperature is an accumulation of the radiation on the journey to that point as well as (and this is perhaps where you went wrong), that accumulated on the return journey up until the point that rate of heat absorption is exceeded by the rate of heat dissipation. What that means, is that although you propose "going at night" as a solution, the probe would in fact have to make it not only too a distance of 3 Solar Radii from the Sun during the hours of night, but also make the journey back again to a safe distance before morning. Even if they timed the mission during Winter (and this is irrelevant as the team are going for a May launch), you'd still face a limited window of around twelve hours. The rate of heat absorption from the Sun's energies will follow an inverse square law and I think it reasonable to consider significant heat build up therefore to kick in around 5 solar radii distance. Remember that heat dissipation in a vacuum is no trivial matter! So basically, in those twelve hours, you'd not only have to traverse a distance of 1.4*10^6km, but completely reverse your momentum to turn around and go back again. This is obviously unfeasible. Even if a spacecraft could be built that could take this sort of stress (strictly in the realms of sci-fi for now), you'd never carry sufficient fuel to generate this amount of energy. True, you could launch your probe from the extreme North or South, where night lasts much longer, but polar launches are extremely extravagant users of fuel - it is pretty much a requirement to launch from the Equatorial band.
So in short, your idea is a nice fantasy, but impractical if you actually understand the Physics involved.
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Ummm what the fuck is a radii?
"Radii" [wikipedia.org] - plural of radius, as in the term used by NASA "solar radii" that they use in their published material on the probe. That's what the fuck "a radii" is.
Yeah..I think they were all making jokes and you responded with a bunch of serious data. You must be new here.
Whereas you are clearly an old-hand at Slashdot since you've progressed from not merely RTFA, to not even RTFC to which you're replying. Yeah - my analysis of why visiting the Sun at night isn't feasible due to limits on acelleration is entirely a serious matter. :)
Muppet.
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I got it straight away, but them I'm not American.
I understand that in American hopsitals, right after birth they automatically chop off all the baby's body parts that have been deemed 'potentially troublesome'. Foreskin, sarcasm gland, taste buds, etc. etc.
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... you'd still face a limited window of around twelve hours. ... Remember that heat dissipation in a vacuum is no trivial matter! ... you could launch your probe from the extreme North or South, where night lasts much longer ...
This is supposed to be funny, mods!
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I oppose using taxpayer money to purchase Ferengi technology.
We had to buy Ferengi because the Romulan tech was too expensive. Those fuckers wanted 20 bars of gold pressed latinum while the Ferengi only wanted 10. Shoehornjob
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Why not? They made us a great deal, they're only making a 325% profit margin!
Re:Dipshits (Score:5, Funny)
Can't you dipshits go back to Digg?
I liked the annual September flamefest better when it was Usenet vs AOL.
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Me too.
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I'll admit that my source for this is the Sunshine DVD's commentary track, but...
The surface of the sun is not nearly as hot as the re-entry temperatures for some of the probes returning to Earth; and they don't plan on going anywhere near the surface of the sun with the Solar Probe.. 2 million kilometers or something (according to that same DVD).
They'll be fine with the tech for shielding against heat that we've already got.
Actively radiating heat to get even closer? (Score:2)
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The Russians were faced with the same dilemma.
They used a mirror.
Re:Actively radiating heat to get even closer? (Score:5, Informative)
The Russians were faced with the same dilemma.
They used a mirror.
You joke, but that's precisely what everyone does already. That gold foil that you see covering spacecraft is used because gold is an excellent reflector of infrared light.
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Thermodynamics fail. Energy conversion isn't just a concept, there are natural limits as to what you can do. Running a laser as a way of dumping heat is just a surefire way of having to dump a good 80-90% of said heat as, well, waste heat.
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OK, so a high-efficiency high-capacity radiating process must be found. At the moment, lasers aren't that efficient. Perhaps antennas can do better, or some sort of luminescence. Then let a passive radiator handle the waste.
Or does thermodynamics say that if you can't connect to a colder place, you can't beat a passive radiator?
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Unless you can cope with the weight of a thermoelectric pile, the only other way of generating electricity is by running a thermal engine of some sort. And those are notoriously inefficient. Add to that inefficiencies in power conversion and transmitter system (no matter what the wavelength), and you'll never be able to get rid of more than perhaps 25% of the heat.
That's nowhere near good enough to warrant all the trouble in the first place. If reduce the amount of heat to radiate using passive radiators is
The Solar probe... (Score:1, Funny)
"will fly closer to the Sun's surface than any other probe" ...unless the wings are made of wax....
When it comes to naming the mission... (Score:5, Funny)
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if only I had some mod points for ya !
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if only I had some mod points for ya !
"-1 Predictable" isn't a moderation option. The closest you can get is Redundant.
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They very well could, as far as I'm concerned. When you think about it, that old myth is quite close to what this probe will do. And what might very well destroy it... (thought it seems it's meant to survive many close approaches [wikipedia.org])
Re:When it comes to naming the mission... (Score:4, Insightful)
I was thinking that they stole Hotblack Desiato's stuntship.
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Disaster Area is my favorite band !
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I hope so too, because the last thing NASA needs is a lawsuit from Nintendo [wikipedia.org]!
I thought they already knew why corona is hotter.. (Score:5, Informative)
Ultimately the spacecraft's goals are to help scientists understand why the sun's outer atmosphere so much hotter than the sun's visible surface and what propels the solar wind ...
I thought they'd figured that out (recently): Vibrations of the solar magnetic field line loops pump energy into the plasma fraction of the gas above the visible "surface", heating it. Reconnection of the lines cause the new loops to expand like released springs, catapulting the entrapped plasma outward.
Didn't that work out once they finished the math on the details?
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Discoveries like these really make you wonder and marvel at the incredible physics of the universe. I mean, who makes up all this stuff? It's just incredible to see atoms and molecules self-align themselves according to pre-planned rules like gravity
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Presumably, they're trying to make measurements that will confirm (or contradict) that theoretical work.
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Not true (Score:2, Funny)
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NASA gets a tiny tiny fraction of a penny of every tax dollar you pay
I guess 52% of a penny is "tiny tiny". Still, I don't disagree. They don't cost that much. I was just making a joke. Get a sense of humor NASAboi.
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I thought their budget was in the 10b range, which would put it closer to 1/10th of a penny. I wouildn't call that extremely tiny fraction of a penny, but thats 1/1000th of your tax dollar. or 0.1% of the budget total. I'm going to have to agree with you yelling at the DoD for wastage instead.
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After analysis... (Score:2)
all that it discovers is a booming voice shouting BURN WITH ME!
NASA Said? (Score:2)
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Right, which human beings versed in natural language communication automatically interpret as "Official spokespersons for NASA said".
You'll have to work on that before you can pass the Turing Test. :)
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I don't know if you know this, but there is a difference between an organization and individuals in an organization, even when those individuals are at the very top. In some cases, they are effectively the same, for instance when the leader of that organization is in near complete control, he can directly speak for the organization. The White House is an example of this. Even then, though, the President often uses a spokesperson. In that case, the President didn't say it, but it is also definitely not t
Calvin's Dad has all the answers... (Score:2, Funny)
When the probe has reached the end of its life... (Score:2, Interesting)
...will they set the controls for the heart of the sun?
Manned mission (Score:1, Funny)
When do we land a human on the Sun? It's only exploration if it's done by humans.
Not only is the earth resource limited, so are all of the planets. We must terraform and colonize the Sun!
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When do we land a human on the Sun? It's only exploration if it's done by humans.
Well, problem is they'd need a place to live - and the rent there is outrageous.
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When do we land a human on the Sun?
Are you serious? The Sun's way too hot. Humans can't survive on the surface, except at night.
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When do we land a human on the Sun?
Are you serious? The Sun's way too hot. Humans can't survive on the surface, except at night.
So what? Terraform at night time, get underground during the day... keep doing it until terraformation complete.
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So what? Terraform at night time, get underground during the day... keep doing it until terraformation complete.
We should first investigate whether there's any nightlife on the Sun. If there is, that would rule out any work of this sort.
I got your solar wind...right here. (Score:2)
"...what propels the solar wind that affects Earth and our solar system."
The Sun: "Shoo fly, you bother me...Pffffffff"
Solar Probe: (Fawoooosh!)
NASA: "Well....Shit. There goes $250 million."
We're going to need a REALLY black ship. (Score:4, Funny)
And a depressed robot to open it.
Re:We're going to need a REALLY black ship. (Score:5, Funny)
Be sure to equip it with a working teleport, even though it does have a perfectly serviceable door.
hmmmm (Score:1)
Oh oh... (Score:2)
Distance from the sun (Score:1, Informative)
For some reason both the article and the probe's homepage skips mentioning how close to the sun this probe will approach. It is based on an earlier, rejected mission that would go as close as 4 solar radii, and to make things cheaper it will go to a closest distance of 9.5 solar radii. That is the perihelion distance - the orbit will be elliptical. For comparison, Mercury's never gets closer to the sun than about 61 times times the radius of the sun.
Flying Car!?!?! (Score:2)
The Solar Probe, a car-sized spacecraft
So is this the flying car that we all have been waiting for?
Where can I get one, and what does it cost?
Does it look like something out of The Jetsons?
Trajectory? (Score:2, Interesting)
So, does anyone know what the trajectory is? As any rocket scientist knows, a direct (minimum energy Hoffman style) trajectory that would have them skim the surface of the sun (or even get it closer than Mercury) would require a huge amount of delta-V (and a huge rocket for a little payload, we're talking Saturn V size). That, of course is why NASA's Mercury orbiter (now approaching orbital insertion) used several (3-4?) gravity assists using both Venus and Mercury).
So what is this thing going to do? May
I know this... (Score:2)
It's the sun.
The real purpose for this mission (Score:2)
What they aren't telling you is that the space probe actually contains Dracula. NASA got tired of all the vampire stories so they are putting him down.
Solar Probe Plus (Score:1)
Solar Probe Plus (I forgot to add a bit) (Score:1)
Slingshot! (Score:2)
If we can slingshot it around the sun and back to the Earth the scientists in 1986 will be overjoyed with the results!
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I'm not about to waste my time doing the math here, but I'm relatively certain that anything "twice the size of Jupiter" that was actually dense enough to be a solid (comets are solid) would actually be a star, not a comet...
Jupiter itself is pretty close to being a star. Something twice as big and far more massive? Well one thing is certain: it's not going to be very icy.
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Exactly, pretty damn close...
Anyway, according to wikipedia the diameter of Jupiter is 142,984 km, so we use this as the radius of our "comet" to get a volume of 1.224×10^16 km^3. Using the mean density of Jupiter (1.3 g/cm^3), we get a mass of 1.623×10^28 kg.
Wikipedia lists the lower end of masses for red dwarfs as .0075 solar masses, so our hypothetical comet would be approximately one tenth the mass it would need to be to be considered a red dwarf. This is assuming the guessed density was rea
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Maybe before you take a whack at this "internet arguing" thing, you should get a firmer grasp on the language you're choosing to do it in. I'm rather certain you don't even know what most of those words mean.
It's like someone is just posting output of a Markov chain built up with all the troll and pseudo-science spewing slashdot posts they could find.
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It should really go on a talent show or something, to boost its exposure.
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Metallic hydrogen core in Jupiter is fairly small. It certainly can (and will) grow with more mass, until it's large enough to ignite fusion.
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Because they're too busy trying to figure out the SPACE LAZORS!
Sheesh, does that moron even know what a laser is?
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Well, as long as we're cross-referencing the reports of alien abductees, with an analysis of photography premised on the non-existence of noise, with the properties of fictional devices, then I must take back my criticism as there is no possible flaw in this analysis. There's only one reasonable conclusion:
ZOMG TEHYR SHOOTIN OUR SUN WIT DERE SPACE LAZORS!
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This video and it's maker deserve to be called stupid.
As they don't know that the white dot is a planet Venus or Mercury.
That person also doesn't know comets and meteor from background noise on the SOHO image.
This video is not even worth my time wasting it on this video.
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This video is not even worth my time wasting it on this video.
I dunno, I watched the whole thing, and I thought it was very much worth it for all the laughs.
I loved how it was all still shots of a video feed. What, no consecutive shots showing the same phenomenon? How bizarre! I guess the Jupiter-sized comet and the wormhole just pop in and out of existence between frames.
I loved how it was definitely a wormhole because it was vaguely funnel-shaped. Can you imagine what this person would think if they l