What Happens To a Football Player's Neurons? 176
An anonymous reader writes "It seems like every week there's a new story about the consequences of all those concussions experienced by football players and other athletes — just a few days ago, the NY Times reported that some athletes diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's Disease may actually have a neural disease brought on by head trauma. But missing in these stories is an explanation of what head trauma actually does to the brain cells. Now Carl Zimmer has filled in the gap with a column that takes a look at how neurons respond to stress, and explains how stretching a neuron's axon turns its internal structure into 'mush.'"
Interesting... (Score:5, Funny)
.........I didn't know athletes/footballers had neurons.
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The only thing we really know is that the big dumb jocks you meet in high school only get bigger and dumber.
True geniuses? (Score:2, Insightful)
Yet there are people who argue that football is a game based on sophisticated strategies, that anyone able to play it proficiently must have an intelligence on the higher outliers of genius.
Now it seems that "mushy" neurons are good enough...
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Re:True geniuses? (Score:5, Interesting)
I completely disagree. No offensive scheme or technique on it's own is a match for a good linebacker or DB who can read offenses. And no defensive scheme or technique on it's own is a match for a good quarterback and skilled players who can read defenses and adjust on the fly. Linemen need to be able to make split second decisions and reads and adjust accordingly. I cannot reconcile your statement with reality at all.
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Yes, yes I would. It's easy, looks like this:
(with regards to intelligence) : Peyton Manning < Albert Einstein
It's not an insult either, it's just the way it is.
Re:True geniuses? (Score:4, Insightful)
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I was going to say what you said, but you said it better.
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Which people say that again?
It was a common thing back in the day to claim that black players were only suited to be linebackers, because the other positions in football required "too much intelligence." Now that black players have entered and excelled in those positions, sports people don't talk about that anymore.
It's funny, back in the nineteen thirties, Jewish players dominated basketball, and sports commentators made up all kinds of racial Just-So stories to explain that, too. (Because just saying "they live in the ghetto, and th
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The players don't have to be smart - they just have to memorise set plays. That doesn't require a great deal of intelligence.
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Have you seen a printout of a modern football playbook? It's usually a binder that looks big under an offensive lineman's arm.
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Playbooks aren't designed during the game, and the execution plan is decided by the offensive co-ordinator on the sidelines.
Arguably the players who suffer the most amount of concussions are the linemen, and I hate to generalize, but there is a reason these guys don't pick the plays.
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feh (Score:3, Funny)
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What about Lou Gehrig? How many times could he have gotten hit in the head playing baseball? I would be not that many...
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Pretty much everything, but to be able to rub the lotion on Giselle's back on the beach in Ipanema might be the simplest way to express it.
Just football? (Score:1)
American Football is not Football (Score:5, Informative)
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Have you ever headed a soccer ball? They're extremely light. And while there's contact all the time, soccer players are too fast/agile to do much damage.
I'm not so familiar with american football (looks like they wear a lot of padding), but there's no comparing soccer injuries to what see regularly in australia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFy_kBEn5UY [youtube.com] (fast forward to 50 seconds in).
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"Have you ever headed a soccer ball?"
Yes.
"They're extremely light."
So is a baseball. But I don't think you would want to take one to the head. And soccer balls can reach a significant fraction of the speed of a pitch. Head them wrong and they can cause real damage and broken bones (been there, done that). Done right they still cause damage.
"And while there's contact all the time, soccer players are too fast/agile to do much damage."
Then why is one of my friends suffering permanent brain damage from a co
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A hit like t
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Re:American Football is not Football (Score:4, Funny)
And while there's contact all the time, soccer players are too fast/agile to do much damage.
Not really, it's just that football players are miraculous creatures, their bodies heal amazingly fast. Have you seen the number of times Ronaldo has had a fracture and been rolling around the ground in pain, and been up and running a minute later? Amazing.
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How about Myron Rolle, who finished his undergraduate degree in pre-med in 2½ years and then studied at Oxford as a Rhodes Scholar, and was drafted by the Titans last spring?
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I feel the same way. To add on to GP, possible hand muscle locks from excessive finger pointing.
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Just to point, we are talking about American Football, not Football. It's not the same.
American Football is real football, just as is Canadian Football. The rules are slightly different, but there's no reason to claim one is any more real than the other.
Re:American Football is not Football (Score:5, Funny)
True. A medical story regarding non-American Football would likely cover one of these topics instead:
1. How a nudge to the shoulder can translate into a compound leg fracture.
2. How grabbing your shin while writhing on the ground can partially alleviate the pain of a compound leg fracture.
3. Whatever is in those magical spray cans the trainers carry around, and how they can instantly heal a compound leg fracture immediately after a penalty has been awarded.
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Perhaps along with the AC, American Football is named after what happens to the ball at the beginning of each half, after each 4 downs or after a touchdown? When the ball is launched through the air off the implement at the end of a person's leg commonly called a foot?
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Ah, the infamous handegg comment. Analogous to Godwin for football topics.
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Just to point, we are talking about American Football, not Football. It's not the same.
I think you mean to say that we are talking about American Football and not Association Football, known to some by its abbreviated name soccer and to others simply as football. American Football is a ball game played on foot, and thus is very much a type of football. In fact Rugby is also football - hence the Rugby Football Union.
See wikipedia's article on the word Football [wikipedia.org]
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That's why that version of Football, as in where you kick around a white spherical ball with black pentagons, should only ever be referred to by its proper name: Soccer.
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That's why that version of Football, as in where you kick around a white spherical ball with black pentagons, should only ever be referred to by its proper name: Soccer.
I agree. The rightful title of 'Football' should go to the sport where you carry an elliptical object with your hand and .. umm...
Nevermind.
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Just to point, we are talking about American Football, not Football. It's not the same.
You mean that sport where there wear so much padding, you could drop them off a 10 storey building with no ill effect.
The rest of the world plays rugby!
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Agreed.
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Wish you hadn't posted AC, because it was a great post!
The amount of replies to this story (Score:5, Interesting)
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My orthodontist played football in HS and college. He always advised kids not to play it: knee damage, concussions, damage to teeth and jaw - mouth guards only give you so much protection.
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Everybody knows that the only healthy thing you can do is to sit at a desk with a computer for 50 years!!
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In fact, it's how I became "cool." It didn't matter how well you played or how annoying or ugly you were, as long as you survived hell week and stuck with the team, you were in with the cool people(and, by extension, the juniors and seniors and the parties that they threw and all the pussy surrounding that whole scene). You were allowed to scream, cuss, punch lockers, high-five, whatever you had to do to shrug off the pain...as long as you took your hits and didn't cry like a bitch on the field.
Plus, a working knowledge of sports makes it much easier to bond with others and make new friends. And, of course, the health benefits. Now if only those damn San Diego Chargers would quit taking bribes and fucking up in the playoffs so I can see them win at least one super bowl before I die.
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Actually that's not true, I don't like football at all, except when I meet people from San Diego. Then somehow it becomes fun.
Re:The amount of replies to this story (Score:5, Insightful)
Funny thing is, at least in places (not Texas) that don't take high school football too seriously, football is an excellent opportunity for a nerd to get into the "in" crowd.
In fact, it's how I became "cool." It didn't matter how well you played or how annoying or ugly you were, as long as you survived hell week and stuck with the team, you were in with the cool people(and, by extension, the juniors and seniors and the parties that they threw and all the pussy surrounding that whole scene).
No, actually, the funny thing is how in the USA (maybe also Canada?) you so ridiculously obsess about being popular, being with the "in" people. Is being yourself so scary, over there?
While I believe that there is some peer pressure to conform, everywhere, in the USA it seems it has become grotesque.
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No, actually, the funny thing is how in the USA (maybe also Canada?) you so ridiculously obsess about being popular, being with the "in" people. Is being yourself so scary, over there?
When you're 13? Well, yes.
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While I believe that there is some peer pressure to conform, everywhere, in the USA it seems it has become grotesque.
I don't disagree that it is harmful, but to point out the USA as grotesque is a pathetic joke given other nations in the world. In some you will be punished if you do not wear the "correct" clothing. In some you will be killed if you have sex with the wrong people.
The USA might encourage sameness, but we still permit an unparalleled degree of personal freedom. Can't say how long that will last, of course.
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It's not so much about being popular, it's about being completely ousted.
Once you are blackballed in elementary school it can take more than a decade to undo the damage.
Or you can be like many nerds (myself included) who after years of inflicted upon social isolation you just don't give a damn anymore and fit in just about anywhere.
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It's not so much about being popular, it's about being completely ousted.
Once you are blackballed in elementary school it can take more than a decade to undo the damage.
Or you can be like many nerds (myself included) who after years of inflicted upon social isolation you just don't give a damn anymore and fit in just about anywhere.
Pretty bleak. I am happy my son won't grow up in such an environment.
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"Or you can be like many nerds (myself included) who after years of inflicted upon social isolation you just don't give a damn anymore and fit in just about anywhere."
Good point, which I note other replies failed to understand: It only hurts to be uncool if you care about being cool. As soon as you stop caring about being cool, you're cool anywhere, with anyone, in any situation, because it's no longer about how OTHERS see you.
"He was a leader because he did not look back to see who was following him."
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I think it is not that slashdotters dislike football players, otherwise they would be all here ranting, it is just that they probably do not find it all that interesting. It is all just a matter of taste and personal interests which can even change over time. My father is an academic dude, who topped his state in highschool, has two four year degrees, a research masters and is currently working on his PhD. When he was younger he could never stand watching any sport, however when he was forty or so, he reali
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I played a bit of DB and tight end and there's a lot more thought to it than the
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It is exposing younger players to the injuries of this and other sports that is going to be a problem for an already strained healthcare system and limit the opportunities for gainful employment due to physical and mental disabilities. I have seen parents as young as 10 in situations where they can be injured. Though young children are plastic, injuries
We love football, but don't get American football (Score:2)
Oh lots of us love football, it's just we don't get American Football. We prefer the version where players use their feet to kick the ball.
Many of us think American Football might be rugby but with more padding because Americans are scared of getting hurt. Or perhaps they are more sensible and like their teeth and unbroken bones or other such faint excuses.
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The players themselves can be quite hot, actually
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The number of replies to this story seems to indicate that perhaps a vast majority of slashdotters don't particularly like football players. I was actually hoping for some technical insight and whatnot, but it would seem everybody is still maintaining the same attitude they had in high school.
I don't see any reason to believe that the football players have changed substantially since school, when they thought they were better than everyone else because they were athletes. Indeed, when a strategy works for someone, they generally continue to employ it. If the vast majority of football players (with some notable exceptions like Flutie... but he had personal tragedy to deal with) aren't assholes I am very, very surprised. Having had to deal with the jock mentality much more than I would ever have l
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Handegg (Score:2, Funny)
An effeminate version of rugby.
Read about it in GQ (Score:2, Informative)
I found the article actually pretty fascinating, but it is a bit of a narrative about this particular doctor's quest to bring his research into the public eye.
Also, who knew GQ had such a fantastic catalog of their back-issues? I think I might have to read their stuff more often. I know it's very un-slashdot of me, but whatever.
Who cares? (Score:2)
After all, they don't worry about what happens to geeks' muscles.
hmm (Score:4, Interesting)
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Professional boxers greatly outmatch even most football players when it comes to sustaining insane amounts of head trauma. But somehow that discussion is culturally taboo or something.
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True on both accounts.
Professional boxers greatly outmatch even most football players when it comes to sustaining insane amounts of head trauma. But somehow that discussion is culturally taboo or something.
I think it's pretty w
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The disturbing TFA makes me think I am rather happy not to kickbox anymore.
Boxing is not a real sport (Score:3, Insightful)
The objective in boxing is to cause sufficient brain trauma to your opponent that he loses consciousness or can no longer stand up. That's not a sport, that's barbarism, and has no business in a civilized society. the short term, it's highly dangerous, and in the long term it can turn you into what's left of Muhammad Ali.
By contrast, wrestling is a real sport, in spite of the fact that professional boxing is for real and professional wrestling is as much fake showmanship as sport. (And yes, just because
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You don't need to be extremely heavy either just look at some of the lighter ones like Kotooshu
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I find Sumo interesting to watch for the same reason -- it's a subtle contest rather akin to baseball, that "game of inches". A quarter of a degree shift of balance translates into an advantage, and so on. I gather that just bulldozing your opponent out of the ring is considered poor technique.
Mind you I also love American Football, but for itself. Every sport doesn't need to have the same virtues!
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Yeah. Watching reruns of Ali doing the 'rope-a-dope' against George Foreman is watching irreversible horrible trauma as it was inflicted.
Saying boxing is not a sport just because you think it is barbaric is ridiculous, though. It is attractive to people because it is a blood sport. You're just misusing language in an attempt to make your point. I happen to agree that boxing has no place in a civilized society, but I'd rather see straightforward and honest arguments used to facilitate its demise.
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In America, at least, boxing has almost fallen off the cultural radar (I blame the rise of pay-per-view) and been replaced by mixed martial arts. The question is, is that any better?
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+1, consenting adults can go fight each other with sledgehammers for all I care. I think society would be less "civilized" if an(other) activity that only poses a threat to willing participants wasn't allowed.
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I'd say that's a good point -- civilization starts to FAIL, and to become totalitarianism, at the point where it says "You can't DO that to each other" when whatever activity involves only mutually-consenting adults, with no DIRECT harm to others. (If you start calculating *indirect* harm, it never ends until everyone is locked in a safety-box.)
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College football had become so lethal around 1900 that the game came within an inch of being abandoned.
The 1905 season...brought its rash of casualties. There were twenty-three football deaths. Only a handful took place in intercollegiate play, but one in particular set in motion the movement to reform the game. In a match between Union College and New York University, Harold Moore of Union died after being kicked in the head. Chancellor Henry M. MacCracken of NYU seized the opportunity to summon a reform conference.
In the 1906 season and for two years following, the verdict on the "new football" was generally favorable. In spite of fluctuations in the injury count, the number of deaths dropped to fourteen, fifteen, and ten.
Then, in the fall of 1909, the trend toward a safer game abruptly reversed itself. In a match between Harvard and West Point, the Army captain, Eugene Byrne, exhausted by continual plays to his side of the line, was fatally injured. Earl Wilson of the Naval Academy was paralyzed and later died as a result of a flying tackle. And the University of Virginia's halfback Archer Christian died after a game against Georgetown, probably from a cerebral hemorrhage suffered in a plunge through the line. . "Does the public need any more proof," wrote the Washington Post, "that football is a brutal, savage, murderous sport? Is it necessary to kill many more promising young men before the game is revised or stopped altogether?" President David Starr Jordan of Stanford referred to football as "Rugby's American pervert..."
Early headgear, seldom worn consistently, shielded the ears and surface of the head but gave inadequate protection to the skull and brain. After World War I a sponge-rubber lining was added to the crown of the helmet, and by the late 1930s a sturdy leather helmet with an inner felt lining was being used. But it was not until 1943 that all players were required to wear headgear. The plastic helmet, which distributes shock more evenly, was introduced in the 1940s amid objections reminiscent of those that accompanied the original solely leather helmets. Some critics argued--and still do--that the hard plastic helmet, used as an offensive weapon, has as much potential for causing as for preventing serious injuries. Inventing Modern Football [americanheritage.com]
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This is the same rebuttal MMA advocates use when people comment on the brutality of their sport, and its very valid. Blackouts aren't caused by the force of the punch, but the force applied per second. Boxing gloves spread this force out (like the crumple zone in a car), making them more damaging in the long-term than single-punch knockouts that you see in MMA.
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So, this explains the US Cxx class and all their wonderful and logical decisions.
second concussion (Score:2)
The description of axons returning to normal appearance but being in a fragile state internally could explain second concussion syndrome.
I know in baseball there is generally a growing recognition that a concussion calls for mandatory rest afterward. Research to determine how much rest is needed would be very useful, right now they have to guess and hope it's enough. A good diagnostic tool might be even better.
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Do they have any? (Score:2)
Re:Don't forget about their scrotums. (Score:5, Funny)
This thread is worthless without pics!
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Graphic image warning!
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/08/graphic-evidenc/ [wired.com]
Re:Don't forget about their scrotums. (Score:4, Insightful)
So, you have to be really dumb to use steroids. The prosecution rests.
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I take it that you have inspected the reproductive organs on many professional athletes using steroids and found them somewhat deficient?
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You refer to "athletes". I suspect you made the same mistake as me. This "news" story does not refer to footballers, it actually refers to those that partake in "American Football", please do not confuse them with athletes that play real football!
David Beckham never had any significant amount of neurons to damage in the first place!
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Lou Gehrig May Not Have Had Lou Gehrig’s Disease [wired.com]
My head just exploded
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Um, read the link just above yours. Gehrig went through college at Columbia on a Football scholarship. He played football before graduating, not baseball.
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Natty light? It that the UK equivalent of the US Milwaukee's best or Keystone who advertised no bitter beer = no hops = no taste?
All I need is a gristle, oat and fat banger and a pint of fizzy piss colored alcohol water, that and a 60" tube,
and I'm ready to sleep all Sat afternoon..
Could this cause brain damage?