LHC To Idle All Accelerators In 2012 117
sciencehabit writes "Particle physicists and science fans everywhere knew that the European particle physics laboratory, CERN, near Geneva, Switzerland, would shut down the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), the world's largest atom smasher, for all of 2012 for repairs. Many expected that the shutdown would stretch to more than a year, which CERN officials confirmed today. But most probably did not expect CERN to idle all its other accelerators at the same time, shutting down a variety of smaller projects and forcing hundreds of scientists not working on the LHC to take an unanticipated break in data taking. The longer shutdown could be a chance for US scientists working on the Tevatron at Fermilab in Batavia, Illinois, if researchers there can persuade lab management to keep the machine going instead of shutting it down in 2011 as currently planned."
Reader suraj.sun notes other CERN news making the rounds right now about plans for the International Linear Collider, a 31-kilometer-long collider designed to complement the LHC. Construction on the ILC could begin as soon as 2012.
Relief... (Score:5, Funny)
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They're trying to change the profecy but it will fail, somehow some bored lab tech will manage to start the accelerator and cause the end of the universe anyway.
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Because everyone makes mistakes from time to time, especially those of us who are multilingual. What I'd like to know is why you can't capitalize the first word in sentences.
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By extension of that, neither is correct spelling.
Mr Pot may I introduce you to my good friend Mr. Kettle.
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Re:Relief... (Score:5, Funny)
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Also consider all the people who bought Windows ME...
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Yes, they did the same shit for DDR SDRAM (667). That's because of stupid christians that still believe in the interstellar zombie jew.
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Don't hold back... tell us how your really feel!
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I'm wondering if they decided the terrorist threats would be insurmountable in 2012 so they thought they'd take the opportunity to do needed repairs instead.
Does seem weird.
Re:Relief... (Score:4, Funny)
No! That's exactly what the Mayans would have us believe, from their time traveling relative dimension pocket near the Andromeda galaxy. The only way to prevent the catastrophic end of the B'ak'tun is to RUN the Large Hadron Collider and create a Higgs Boson that will counteract all the neutrino emissions from the sun.
For the love of god, we must run the LHC or we may yet pass through the CGI event horizon, our imaginations running wild, causing the ruination of all the good creatures and the ultimate victory of the Woodland Critters!
(Oof. Perhaps I shouldn't have watched the John Cusack 2012 movie and South Park back to back on Netflix last night?)
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How do you know that shutting the LHC down isn't going to be what causes the apocalypse? Maybe the events that will eventually cause the end of life as we know it have already been set in motion and are only kept in check by the fact the LHC is running.
Just sayin' man.
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Incidentally, should they fire it up in 2012 because they completed the necessary maintenance earlier than expected, that's when we know the world's going to end.
Power Up (Score:2)
That is the date for them to power things back up. Gotta prepare for that big bang ya know, have everything in perfect condition to create the end of the world.
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Errr, since my level of worry about 2012-12-21 (ISO format date) was precisely zero above (or below) my worry about any randomly selected day of the week, does your reassurance mean that I can now be (guardedly) optimistic about that date?
What the hell is so special about that date anyway? It's not palindromic, unless you're in a locale that uses MM-YYYY-DD ; oh no, it's not even palindromic then. Does it spell something rude when typed into a base-1
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wonder how many boxes of Kraft dinner i could buy with the money they spend on any TWO of the various r&d efforts over the centuries that led to a world in which it's possible for me to cheaply buy a box of Kraft dinner
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I work on the LHC, and if its pinnacle of achievement, its major contribution to the progress of humanity, turns out to be cheaper Kraft dinners, I think I'm going to go lie under a bus.
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Those hydrons are supposed to be served Ice Cold (TM), mister.
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wonder how many boxes of Kraft dinner i could buy with the money they spend on the TWO colliders
Well I don't know what the other of the TWO colliders are, anyhow.
A Kraft dinner costs a $1.16 according to some lazy, half-assed googling, and according to wikipedia the LHC has a budget of 9 billion dollars.
So you could buy about 7.75 billion Kraft dinners. Tasty.
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7.75Bn?
Brings a whole new perspective on the term "Feed the world"...
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Yeah... Feed the world exactly _ONE_ dinner. How's that supposed to help? "Oh yeah we made sure those poor africans died half a day later than expected" '>_>
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Are you sure the Kraft dinner wouldn't kill them _sooner_?
This is how it'll happen (Score:5, Funny)
"No! This is our only chance to beat CERN! While they're still doing repairs!
"You have to stop, the numbers! They're not stable!"
"Almost there... almost there..."
"GORDON! GET OUT OF THERE!"
*green electrical storm*
"My god... I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade, let alone create one!"
and that's it people. We sent the crowbar to CERN. We're doomed.
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Sell the idea to Valve. I mean it.
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Now these points of data make a beautiful line!
(Oops, different game.)
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DAMNIT!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Not sure what to make of the LHC so far (Score:3, Interesting)
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"Supercollider!? I just met 'er!"
Re:Not sure what to make of the LHC so far (Score:5, Interesting)
You're comparing apples and oranges. All of these big experiments have things they need to get to get worked out before they're running at their design strength. That's the problem with building machines that are their own prototypes.
I can't speak for all of them, but the detector I work on has been performing excellently (all its detector subsystems, etc..). There was a flaw in some of the accelerator magnets of the main LHC ring, and it needs to be fixed, which involves warming up and cooling down the magnets (which takes 3 months each eway)
Fermilab, by comparison has been running for something like 20 years, they did their shakedown phase a long time ago, and now they're tuned to run optimally. It's the lifecycle of these things.
Re:Not sure what to make of the LHC so far (Score:5, Insightful)
You're comparing apples and oranges. All of these big experiments have things they need to get to get worked out before they're running at their design strength. That's the problem with building machines that are their own prototypes.
I can't speak for all of them, but the detector I work on has been performing excellently (all its detector subsystems, etc..). There was a flaw in some of the accelerator magnets of the main LHC ring, and it needs to be fixed, which involves warming up and cooling down the magnets (which takes 3 months each eway)
Fermilab, by comparison has been running for something like 20 years, they did their shakedown phase a long time ago, and now they're tuned to run optimally. It's the lifecycle of these things.
You're totally right, but I wish the planners took that kind of thinking into account. They all said this would be up and running 5 years ago, for much less cost than it has accrued.
http://public.web.cern.ch/press/PressReleases/Releases1996/PR09.96ECouncil96.html [web.cern.ch]
That was from 1996, so I understand this stuff changes, but it *always* goes over time and over budget. Can't the planners be a bit more realistic? Right now you're saying "look, these things happen," but before they said "these things won't happen." At least, i feel like thats how it goes. I haven't been too involved so someone let me know if I'm wrong.
I guess the politicians are weary enough and these things are hard to get funding for, so people want to over promise a bit, but it just leaves a bad taste in people's mouths.
Personally i think this stuff is worth way more money than wars and bailouts and whatnot, so I'm not complaining about the funding, i just think that these things constantly going over budget is the whole reason politicians are reluctant to buy in in the first place!
-Taylor
Re:Not sure what to make of the LHC so far (Score:5, Insightful)
That was from 1996, so I understand this stuff changes, but it *always* goes over time and over budget. Can't the planners be a bit more realistic?
The planners who give realistic budgets never get their project built. The money ends up going to the guy who gave an unrealistic budget, an the illusion of a much better value.
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That was from 1996, so I understand this stuff changes, but it *always* goes over time and over budget. Can't the planners be a bit more realistic?
The planners who give realistic budgets never get their project built. The money ends up going to the guy who gave an unrealistic budget, an the illusion of a much better value.
Yeah. I guess even if the politicians *know* it will go over budget, if the public doesn't realize it, they'll still look good.
Still frustrating, but its how people work i guess.
-Taylor
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That was from 1996, so I understand this stuff changes, but it *always* goes over time and over budget. Can't the planners be a bit more realistic?
-Taylor
Well that cannot really budget for accidents really. I mean you build the thing as close to the limits of your budget, then something breaks and you have no choice to go over budget.
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That was from 1996, so I understand this stuff changes, but it *always* goes over time and over budget. Can't the planners be a bit more realistic?
-Taylor
Well that cannot really budget for accidents really. I mean you build the thing as close to the limits of your budget, then something breaks and you have no choice to go over budget.
I've never been part of a large, long budget project, but I get the idea that since accidents are unavoidable, people *have* to budget for accidents and unforeseen circumstances, or every budget ever would be over time.
Obviously many people fail to do this, but you'd expect people throwing around tens of billions of dollars to have enough experience to allow time for unforeseen circumstances, if they're being honest.
I mean, if they have to bring the thing up to ambient temp, they're down a *minimum* of 6 mo
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If you ask them to approve 100 dollars and 20 years for your project, they'll say no. So you go for 50 bucks, and say you can have it ready in 2 months.
2 Months later, you say you need "some more time" because something "unexpected" happened, and you'll need another 20 bucks. Or they can just shut down and loose 50 bucks and 2 months of work. So they say yes, and go ahead.
It is the *ONLY* way to do certain things. Because people with power is stupid.
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You at CMS or ATLAS?
I don't like to get into it too much online but, as a hint, I can see the tevatron ring from my office.
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and this is why letting your boss know your handles online is a bad thing
(actually was my boss)
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Re:Not sure what to make of the LHC so far (Score:5, Informative)
It might be essential but it saddens me a bit how much of a let down the LHC has been. Fermliab however has been a real story of inspiration. I hope we see results from Geneva in the future but so far it's not exactly been inspiring stuff and this decision to shut down everything sounds a bit OTT.
The LHC has beaten the Tevatron for the record of highest energy collision which was around 1 TeV, and they've since completed collisions at 3.5 TeV. True, that's half the planned capability of 7 TeV and they're way behind the original timeline, but the LHC has already broken new ground. Before they shut down they hope to have a decent amount of 3.5 TeV data, then fix shit and still hit their target. I wish all my failures were that good, particularly if I was doing bleeding-edge science no one has done before. I did remember a story about one of the scientists working on that Mars probe that crashed due to the feet/meter thing, she'd been working on it for 7 years which went up in a ball of fire. Now that's failure.
Re:Not sure what to make of the LHC so far (Score:5, Informative)
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I did remember a story about one of the scientists working on that Mars probe that crashed due to the feet/meter thing, she'd been working on it for 7 years which went up in a ball of fire. Now that's failure.
Minor nitpick, the units issue was an issue of newtons of force v. pounds of force. Probe in question was the Mars Climate Orbiter.
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No kidding. I've spent years working on designs for some pretty standard buildings (condos/apartments/etc) that end up not getting built for whatever reason, and it sucks. When things do get built, there's always changes on the fly during construction, and usually some going back after it's "finished" to fix things or tie up loose ends. And while buildings are fairly complicated, they're rather crude and basic compared to particle accelerators and those awesome looking detectors.
Getting the LHC built and ru
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I propose we give Mythbusters a truck-load of rare earth magnets, a container-load of copper wire, a trailer-load of liquid nitrogen and a skid-load of duct tape - they'll find what we're looking for no problem. Even if they do have to blow everything up at the end...
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Refractory Period (Score:5, Funny)
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I thought they were extinct a long time ago? Squished by a comet into oil, which is now causing fishing boats in the Gulf to be idle. I didn't know they used shrimpers to catch subatomic particles, but since they are used to catching tiny things already, I guess it makes sense.
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Forever?
Those commercials say that if your large hadron lasts 4 hours, you should call your doctor.
Personally, if my large hadron lasts 4 hours, I'm calling everybody!
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http://sexylosers.com/202.html [sexylosers.com]
Couldn't FTFY... (Score:1)
Even the largest hadrons can't stay active forever.
I was gonna Fix That For You ... but I'm now scared of the prospect of "large hardon colliders" and just ran away :(
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They call that Prionpism?
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Fuck me.
Preonpism. Humor fail.
Getting tired.. (Score:2, Funny)
of reading about LHC repairs. Just create the damn black hole
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They've had to delay that disaster, with all the other ones they have created. They had to delay that one until they had milked all the current ones for all they could.
Bad headline (Score:3, Informative)
It's wrong, and it's even contradicted by the summary below. The LHC isn't idling all accelerators, CERN is idling all of the accelerators they operate.
I know it's Slashdot, but is it too much to ask that the editors try to pay enough attention to ensure that the headline is accurate with respect to the summary?
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Was that a rhetorical question?
If not, the answer is "yes".
2012 (Score:2)
Re:2012 (Score:5, Funny)
But how will we shrink the Earth to an object the size of a pea on December 21, 2012?
Narf!
FTFY.
Too Late for Tevatron (Score:5, Informative)
The longer shutdown could be a chance for US scientists working on the Tevatron at Fermilab in Batavia, Illinois.
There are not many channels in which the Tevatron will be competitive with the LHC after the first data run assuming that we get the expected amount of data. The only advantages which the Tevatron has are a far better understood detectors and a larger luminosity sample but the first is lost with time (as ATLAS/CMS analyse and understand their detector data better) and the second is hard to significantly improve on given their already large data sample. The far higher energy of the LHC means that once the first data run is collected it will be very hard for the Tevatron to continue to compete with new physics. To give you an idea of the advantage a higher energy gives simply increasing the Tevatron energy from 1.8 TeV to 1.96 TeV (i.e. 10%) increased the number of top quark pairs produced by ~40%. The LHC energy is 350% that of the Tevatron so it is hard to see how they will be competitive with typical new, high energy phenomena after the first LHC run.
Re:Too Late for Tevatron (Score:5, Interesting)
To add to the parent, there's so many top quarks (something that's pretty rare, even on the tevatron), that we're planning on subtracting it out as a background for other events (tops share some decay channels with other, more interesting particles)
No they won't stay idle for long (Score:3, Interesting)
They'll delve into the masses of data accumulated over the years, peering at impact traces, peeling back gig after gig of data in search for that miracle that would flip the universe as we know it upside down...
Tin foil hat time (Score:2)
ILC (Score:4, Interesting)
so it looks like 2012 will not be the cubs year. (Score:2)
so it looks like 2012 will not be the cubs year.
It's all falling into place (Score:3, Funny)
OMG. Here is confirmable data, streaming in newsfeeds from all over the world, that the LHC is actually involved in a time travel paradox [newscientist.com] with a Higgs boson it can never create. Eventually the entire site will be nuked from orbit by the Higgs boson, because it's the only way to be sure.
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Oh well (Score:2)
Damned "Idle" stories! (Score:1, Offtopic)
I turned off idle stories, so why am I still seeing them??!?
"a chance"? .. stupid (Score:2)
"The longer shutdown could be a chance for US scientists working on the Tevatron at Fermilab in Batavia, Illinois, if researchers there can persuade lab management to keep the machine going instead of shutting it down in 2011 as currently planned."
Try to wrap your head around this: this is not an "us vs. them" situation. It's not a competition. If you're cheering for one "team" or the other you're performing a psychological trick to fool yourself into feeling good.
If either group of scientists succ
Aah, memories.... (Score:2)
(The Pirelli calendar someone had left in the control room wasn't much consolation---I like my women like I like my coffee: hot, without fake tyre tracks on their bodies, and COVERED IN BEES.)
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I'll do it. I need 3 million sticks of TNT, 12 million cars, 2 million doses of LCD, access to a major religion's power centre, and a set of keys.
Oh, also 10 feet of rope and 4 disco balls.
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Fear and Loathing in Saint-Genis-Pouilly...
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...2 million doses of LCD...
Are those 22 inch 'doses', or 25 inch?
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... Fuck.
Secret's out. I'm a nerd, not a druggie.
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What amazes me is that I, also a non-druggie, was the first slashdotter to catch it.