Airship Inflated To Create Monster "Stratellite" 204
yoderman94 writes "A huge inflatable vehicle as long as a 23-floor skyscraper is tall has become the world's largest airship in its bid to serve as a stratospheric satellite, or 'stratellite,' according to its developers."
Let's get this out of the way (Score:5, Funny)
Is the pilot named Cid?
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Is this an American pop culture reference somehow related to lighter-than-air atmospheric transport vehicles? If so, then how about a link for all the Slashdaughters who aren't plugged into American pop culture.
For me, reference to lighter-than-air atmospheric vehicles always invokes a reference to Bruce Dern's portrayal of John McCain in the 1977 film "Black Sunday".
In this film, Mr. Dern plays a tortured Vietnam Vet Navy Pilot P.O.W. who teams up with a beautiful Swiss-Palestinian female t
Re:Let's get this out of the way (Score:5, Funny)
Is this an American pop culture reference
Given that Cid is the recurring character name for the airship pilot/mechanic/engineer in the Final Fantasy games developed in Japan, the answer is "it depends on what you consider American".
Black Sunday (Score:2)
Yes, You're right. I got a chance to see this movie again recently when I found it as a DVD on the shelf of the local library. It's a forgotten classic. The plot, editing, and pace is crisp and timeless. The characters are scary and cruel without slipping (too much) into over-dramatic parody. The issues and background is as relevant now as it was then. And it's fascinating to see South Beach without all blonde T&A and psychedelic colors that characterizes CGI:Miami.
And speaking of h
Why dumb down the article? (Score:2, Insightful)
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Do you want it in Library of Congress units? (Well... you knew it was coming)
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Do you want it in Library of Congress units? (Well... you knew it was coming)
No, I want it in something to which I can relate... speed in furlongs per fortnight, volume in hogsheads, and weight in stone (the old school Chinese ones). I have absolutely no idea the volume or weight of a Library of Congress... though I do have a rough guess as to it's current velocity... [youtube.com]
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You gotta admit, that one's perfectly acceptable on Slashdot.
Re:Why dumb down the article? (Score:5, Informative)
It's also merely the largest modern airship. The Graf Zeppelin was three times longer, and most of the interwar airships were similarly large.
Units (Score:2, Funny)
How many football field lenghts would that be?
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as long as a 23-floor skyscraper is tall
How many football field lenghts would that be?
((10 feet plus 5 foot drop ceiling space plus foot of actual floor plus an extra foot for good measure) times 23 divided by three) divided by 100 equals ~1.303333333 football fields
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American football or Metric football?
As these were British units of measurement, it was clearly describing the field size for the game not played in Great Britain.
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FTFY
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Rugby football fields have end zones, but they're called "in goal areas".
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It's a stupid metric, even stupider than normal:
Carlton Towers Apartments [emporis.com] - 30 stories and 248 feet high.
Al Faisaliyah Center [emporis.com] - 30 stories and 875 feet high.
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Re:Units (Score:5, Informative)
(235 feet) / (100 yards) = 0.783
Not even one.
This may be the largest current airship, but the airships of the past absolutely dwarfed this. The Hindenburg was 245m (803 ft 10 in), or 2.67 football fields.
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True enough I suppose. Are endzones generally included in "length of a football field" measurements? (not a football fan)
Re:Units (Score:4, Insightful)
No. Unless you have a smart ass that wants to get technical on you.
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Nope. The Zeppelin NT [wikipedia.org] is 75 meters, 2-3 meters longer than this one. It also has twice the payload.
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You are right. I was just about to write this but found your posting first. In addition to the Zeppelin NT being bigger and having more useful lift, it is also being operated commercially. I saw a photo journal of a customer's flight around S.F. It looks like airship ventures http://www.airshipventures.com/ [airshipventures.com] is offering scenic flights in San Diego and San Franisco.
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This may be the largest current airship
Correcting the original post more than your response. Just to clarify; this is the largest inflatable, not the largest airship. The old and new zeppelins use a rigid frame.
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Would that be American or European football fields?
I don't know that. Aaaaggghhh!!!
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I expect lots of fanfic about this craft: "1.097 Leagues above the Sea"
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I expect lots of fanfic about this craft: "1.097 Leagues above the Sea"
Football leagues, I suppose.
Huh? (Score:5, Informative)
From TFS:
From TFA:
From Wiki:
Anyone else see the issue?
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Re:Huh? (Score:5, Insightful)
It's also clearly not a satellite, as it won't actually be in orbit.
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So, the 'stratellite' is not a satellite and it's not stratospheric.
It'd have been about as correct to call it the Maguilla, for Magma Anguilla, and leave the readers to imagine why on hell would they call it that way.
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I'm thinking "High Altitude Airship" would also be a good term, but it's actually descriptive and not at all clever like inventing a nonsense word composed of the amalgam of two perfectly good words, neither of which even accurately describe the subject.
I think we'll just call it a "Magiragon", which is an mushing together of the words "Magical" and "Dragon". Two other words which do not at all describe this craft, but sound good to 12-year-olds when you smush them together into a single word.
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You mean besides the fact that it only gets 2/3rds as high as a commercial airliner and commercial airliners don't get up in to the stratosphere?
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"A Sanswire Stratellite(TM) is designed to operate at 65,000 feet"
http://www.sanswiretao.com/ [sanswiretao.com]
It's a balloon (Score:2)
It isn't a satellite either, the proper name for that thing is "balloon"
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It's deridable - like you and the article you linked to.
Let the naming ceremony beging (Score:5, Funny)
The Great Big Suppository in the Sky
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To Create Monster 'Stratellite' (Score:4, Funny)
Tokyo is so screwed!
Didn't we have these 50 years ago? (Score:3, Interesting)
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but aren't these sorts of baloons rather old-hat now?
Balloons are cheaper and retrievable.
Which means the payload can be repleaced on demand.
Best of all, it will never end up as space junk.
High altitude balloons (which this isn't) are the new satellite.
Worlds largets vs TFA (Score:4, Insightful)
from TFA
But even the modern record-holder for size dwindles in comparison to airships back in their heyday, such as the 804-foot (245 m) Hindenberg.
There must be some strange use of the word "largest" that I don't understand
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So I'l change my statement to be that there are some elements of journalism that I don't understand.
Actually there seem to be elements of the english language you don't understand, specifically tense. Just because there used to be something larger doesn't mean this isn't the largest currently in existence. What you're confusing is "the largest" for "the largest that ever existed", or the record holder for the largest size. The article is correct. It just doesn't mean what you seem to have thought.
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No. However the facts do mean that. There are currently operational Zeppelins that re just a gnat's chuff longer.
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They left out the word "ever" for a reason.
Who's the tallest person in the world? Is it the person who is the tallest right now, or the tallest person who ever lived at any time in history?
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I guess they mean the "largest" that currently exists. Then again its not even close to complete so even that one is pre-mature.
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Generally held usage of "world's largest" implies the title remains such until something larger comes along, not just until that particular thing is "retired".
Semantics aside, the article is clearly wrong on several details that have already been pointed out.
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Generally held usage of "world's largest" implies the title remains such until something larger comes along, not just until that particular thing is "retired".
Quick, what's the world largest land animal? I'm pretty sure most people will say "elephant."
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There must be some strange use of the word "largest" that I don't understand
That's okay, lots of people don't understand context.
Some even think not considering context is the only valid way to (mis-)understand things! So it could be worse.
This will not PROTECT the environment (Score:3, Insightful)
"Our airships are radically different designs that move beyond the performance limitations of traditional blimps or zeppelins by combining advanced technology with simple construction and the ability to fuel with algae, protecting our environment"
Fueling with algae protects the environment as much as buying a Prius. Alternative fuels do not protect the environment, they only reduce the damage slightly.
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Fueling with algae protects the environment as much as buying a Prius. Alternative fuels do not protect the environment, they only reduce the damage slightly.
Unless it's poisonous algae and it somehow kills all humans.
Or, in the case of the prius... If it's a... hmmm... Decepticon that came to Earth to kill us all!
Ok, ok, I know. My theory makes no sense. The cars were the Autobots.
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I just did so. Your comment makes me now think you disagree.
I took it as a self evident truth. Kill puny hunams -> Environment is happy and can keep on with whatever it was doing before we started all that killing.
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Environment is happy and can keep on with whatever it was doing before we started all that killing.
What it was doing before we started all that killing was an extraordinary amount of killing.
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The cars were the Autobots.
Huh?
- Michael Bay
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Depends how you define "damage". If you define it as "people shouldn't undo what nature has done" (ignoring for the moment that basically everything in nature undoes what something else in nature has done) then yeah it damages the environment. OTOH if you define it using a (more sensible IMHO) state-based system, then taking alternative fuel made from algae extracting CO2 from the atmosphere, and converting it back int
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Monster (Score:4, Funny)
Am I the only one that started reading the title thinking they had made a giant airship that looked like Mothra only to be disappointed by the time I finished reading the title?
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No.
Helium or Hydrogen? (Score:5, Interesting)
What I want to know is if we're going to waste expensive helium on this or inflate it with hydrogen?
Weather balloons, hobbyist stratospheric balloons, etc, are usually filled with helium. But the only rationale for using helium is that it doesn't burn. It's more expensive than hydrogen. It's less efficient than hydrogen, and we only have so much helium left. We're not sending up people. There is no reason to use helium, really.
It's time to get rid of the Hindenburg meme.
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BMO
Good news and Bad news (Score:5, Interesting)
"and we only have so much helium left"
That's the bad news. The good news is actually two-sided [wired.com]. For one...
For helium-3's true believers - the ones who think the isotope's fusion power will take us to the edge of our solar system and beyond - talk of the coming shortage is overblown: There's a huge, untapped supply right in our own backyard.
"The moon is the El Dorado of helium-3," says Savage, and he's right: Every star, including our sun, emits helium constantly. Implanted in the lunar soil by the solar wind, the all-important gas can be found on the moon by the bucketful."
So all of the helium we could need is on the moon, and if we can reach them, the gas giant planets. So the second part of the good news is that this gives us a real, economically viable reason to go back to the moon and stay this time... to actually build a base and commence helium mining and collection. And there's other resources on the moon waiting for us as well.
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So we use the last of the helium on Earth to go to the Moon and get more helium so we can go back to Earth with more helium so we can go back to the Moon. Brilliant!
Re:Good news and Bad news (Score:5, Informative)
Helium-3 is not Helium like you put in Balloons, its the Isotope of Helium you put in Fusion Reactors and Medical Imaging technology.
It is worth $46,500 per troy ounce.
Hydrogen would be much less expensive for this application, and like others have stated if you don't paint the sides of the airship with rocket fuel, a rigid airship with segmented air bladders is pretty safe.
Maybe we can even reopen the Blimp port on the top of the Empire State Building.
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But probably not whales.
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Well, depending on the actual risk of explosion and the cost of the balloon and its typical payloads, it might prove uneconomical to use hydrogen. The potential for human tragedy isn't the only consideration. However it's worth crunching the numbers on.
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Re:Helium or Hydrogen? (Score:4, Interesting)
You have been watching too much MacGyver [wikia.com]. Anybody who has ever worked with thermite knows how difficult it is to ignite.
Even the Mythbusters have debunked that old bullshit about the Hindenburg paint. This story was funny once, it stopped being funny about the millionth time it was repeated on the internet.
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How about methane from cow farts/Taco Bell bathrooms?
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and we only have so much helium left.
We also "only have so much hydrogen left" since, with the exception of rounding errors, its all industrially produced by steam reforming natural gas, coal, oil, etc. You do the old fashioned "town gas" process, remove the yummy CO and unreacted N2 (and I suppose the one percent or so trace of Ar and friends) and whats left is .... H2. Oh there are some fine details besides that to steam reforming, but thats the basic idea.
So you can fractionally distill He from natgas, probably powered by burning lots of
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You can also get hydrogen by hydrolysis fairly efficiently, which of course just shunts the energy renewability issue off someplace else, but means you don't have an issue with trying to maintain a supply of raw material. On an airship, hydrolysis could be a perk, because it'd give you a way to turn ballast into lifting gas plus breathing gas in an emergency situation.
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Elemental hydrogen is very easily gotten many different ways at various level of expense as it is one of the most abundant elements on the planet. Refining it from oil reserves isn't the only way. Electricity + H2O -> H2 + O is pretty well known.
Elemental helium by contrast is relatively rare on Earth and is only got from natural gas deposits. The He in these deposits builds up over millennia as a consequence of beta decay of other radioactive elements. Additionally many refineries aren't equipped to
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The earth only has so much matter left!
Airvertising in the near future? (Score:3, Interesting)
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If these huge airships become common place you can bet that it will not be long until we have 'airvertising'
You must have a pretty damn good sight.
any editing at all? (Score:2)
"A huge inflatable vehicle as long as a 23-floor skyscraper is tall has become the world's largest airship in its bid to serve as a stratospheric satellite, or 'stratellite,' according to its developers."
- it is a single sentence, one fucking sentence. How difficult is is to proofread one stinking sentence? I may make construct an unreadable sentence in my comments, I may make grammatical or syntax errors, but it is a comment, not a story on the front page.
What the fuck is "as long as a 23-foot skyscraper is tall"?
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Oh, Christ, I am also blind, not a 23-foot, a 23-floor. OK. So HOW FUCKING TALL IS IT?
Apparently it's the second paragraph of TFA:
The 235-foot (72 m) long airship, known as the Bullet 580, has a top speed of 80 mph (129 km/h) and can serve as a high-flying sentinel that stays aloft for long periods of time.
- so why couldn't this be the first sentence and the short description on /.?
Re:Airship (Score:5, Insightful)
Here I was thinking it wasn't a real airship yet because it sounds like they have only filled the balloon, but not attached anything to the balloon yet.
At this point its just a balloon. It still needs its skin, engines, a compartment for pilot and or crew.
They have the air part down, now they just need the ship part.
Balloon? (Score:3, Funny)
it sounds like they have only filled the balloon, but not attached anything to the balloon yet.
Still time to rent it out as a condom.
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Still time to rent it out as a condom.
Finally, one that fits me!
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It still needs its skin, engines, a compartment for pilot and or crew.
They have the air part down, now they just need the ship part.
Yeah, except that your totally wrong.
read the article.
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If you read the article, they kinda explain that it's the largest MODERN airship. IE, actually built and operational. It fully acknowledges that airships "back in the day" were much larger.
Also, propulsion and power storage are not likely included in that 2,000 lb capacity. Aircraft specs typically state a "useful load" figure, which is what it can typically carry with it's own required weight taken off of the max gross weight.
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Yes, they do. It's kind of surprising they get away with that, since a bigger ship - and a real Zeppelin, not a mere blimp - is flying regular tours over the San Fransisco bay area [airshipventures.com].
Re:not largest by any stretch of the imagination (Score:4, Insightful)
It's additionally about the same length as a 747. While saying "the length of a 23 story skyscraper" sounds impressive, it's quite a common thing to have in the sky.
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I guess that rather depends on how quickly you want to douse that fire. Typically we want to put them out right away. Right away doesn't typically happen with a blimp.
"Hello, airplanes? Yeah, it's blimps. You win!"
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We already have airships that carry water. They're called clouds.
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