How To Grow a Head 355
Taco Cowboy writes "British scientists have found a mechanism within our gene sequence that allows the growing of a new head — with brains, etc. The gene is tentatively known as smed-prep, and the information contained in smed-prep also makes the new cells appear in the right place and organise themselves into working structures."
Oh Sure (Score:5, Funny)
(side note if you recognize that paraphrase: mark your calendars/DVRs for June 24th [wikipedia.org]!)
Re: (Score:2, Interesting)
Almost made the mistake of thinking that quote was from Super-Scientist Dr. Venture, shame on me for not remembering every single thing the Professor ever said.
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
Sharks with frickin führer beams on their heads?
Re:Oh Sure (Score:4, Funny)
Heads in a jar just like on Futurama!
I guess an isolated brain [wikipedia.org] isn’t good enough for them and they want the whole 'head enchilada'.
Re:Oh Sure (Score:4, Funny)
I can't help but reply to this.
Re:Oh Sure (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Oh Sure (Score:4, Informative)
Good news everyone!
Re:Oh Sure (Score:4, Funny)
Of course, he did build a machine for that you know...
Re:Oh Sure (Score:4, Insightful)
Where's your head at?
And that's the key! If we can get these things to grow near the groin and with the proper orientation they could be really popular...
Would that make it... (Score:4, Funny)
a smed head?
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
As it'll be a British-designed head, it'll come with Dwayne Dibley's teeth.
Can it have Lister's Hair?
Re:Would that make it... (Score:5, Funny)
So the British scientists are getting ahead, but only a little.
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Okay, that's it... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Okay, that's it... (Score:5, Funny)
Take the blue pill. The story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
Re:Okay, that's it... (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Say "no" to bed head.
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
What if you're sleeping with a clone?
Pure hearsay, I tell you!
Re:Okay, that's it... (Score:4, Insightful)
Only it's not a copy. It's your real head. You're the copy.
They always say (Score:2, Funny)
two heads are better than one.
Re: (Score:2)
Sometimes less is more. In this case zero might be better than one...when growing a replacemement body for you (even better if there's a head but also free space for your brain ready). Assuming you have artificial uterus and transplant tech.
Though I imagine keeping the replacement body healthy while it matures will be quite a challenge, too.
Re: (Score:2)
Just ask this guy. [wikipedia.org]
Re: (Score:2)
Yea 2 heads both plotting to kill all the normals who only have 1.
Re:They always say (Score:4, Funny)
You left another typo, there.
How "working"? (Score:5, Funny)
"Working" as in, you pull the chord and the ear moves?
Or "working" as in, you go for the chord, but the things runs off and starts multiplying and plotting the demise of your species?
Re:How "working"? (Score:4, Funny)
"Working" as in, you pull the chord and the ear moves?
Or "working" as in, you go for the chord, but the things runs off and starts multiplying and plotting the demise of your species?
Both. How strange the change from major to minor!
Re: (Score:2)
Sounds more like a dissonant chord to me.
Yes but can they do it without copying Migranes? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Yes but can they do it without copying Migranes (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
And we all know what a group of bankers is called right?
We have a flock of geese, a herd of horses, etc.
And then there's a wunch of bankers.
Re: (Score:2)
Yeah, funny, get back to us when you find a flatworm that is able to play the system so well, that it first can use the fact that the government is corrupt to buy the politicians to get Free (0% interest) money from the Fed, then make sure that laws are such that it is not illegal to gamble with the money, then set up a bunch of bad debts and bet against them and to make hundreds of millions personally, then when the banks fail, get the dumb ass 'public servants' to bail out the banks and take billions more
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
I don't know, I can't really tell whether that was a banker or a flatworm (again, deepest apologies in the latter case)
Zaphod? (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:2)
too bad this comment wasn't made earlier.
Re:Zaphod? (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, I'm surprised we've gotten this far without quoting this cute ditty by Shel Silverstein:
Chester came to school and said,
“Durn, I growed another head.”
Teacher said, “It’s time you knowed
The word is ‘grew’ instead of ‘growed’ ”
Great way... (Score:2, Funny)
Grow parts of fingers? (Score:4, Interesting)
I lost the last phalanx (joint including) of my right middle and right ring fingers.
I am impatiently waiting for the tech to get here so i can get my fingers back...
Re: (Score:2)
Re:Grow parts of fingers? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Grow parts of fingers? (Score:5, Funny)
According to the article, this technology is already here...assuming you can accept your new fingers having hair, eyes, and a brain.
Everything was going great right up until I started masturbating ... then it got awesome.
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Tonight... (Score:5, Funny)
But Brain, what if the Yak doesn't want (Score:2)
its second head there?
Re:Tonight... (Score:4, Funny)
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so Brain. But if people could put heads at the end of their hands, they would never leave the house.
Re: (Score:2)
I didn't even know Carpel tunnel could do that!
Re: (Score:2)
You're welcome!
Re:Grow parts of fingers? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
Check this out:
http://health.howstuffworks.com/extracellular-matrix.htm [howstuffworks.com]
but wikipedia says it might be unremarkable:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regeneration_(biology) [wikipedia.org]
Smed-prep (Score:3, Informative)
TFA also says that the gene is in flatworms, while TFS says "our".
Overall, though, best slashdot summary ever.
hmmph, sensational (Score:5, Informative)
From what I gather, they figured out the gene sequence in flatworms for growing another head for a flatworm, and can do so consistently.
Since our genes are similar, they probably can figure out where the genes for growing a human head are, and *might* be able to use that info for regenerating damaged brain tissue
No zaphod's anytime soon.
Re:hmmph, sensational (Score:4, Informative)
According to the paper, the signaling involved in the development of the posterior end of planaria (Wnt/beta-catenin) had already been identified; the discovery of Smed-prep explains how the development of anterior structures (the trunk and head of the animal) are regulated. In addition, they found that the anterior and posterior pathways normally work in opposition (to avoid growing a tail on the head or head on the tail), and by silencing the posterior signaling, then activating head regeneration, a head would grow at both ends.
From what we know of human Hox genes, the picture is not so simple- even at the most basic level of developmental organization there are several genes that direct development of the head, so there isn't a master gene we can reactivate to grow an ectopic head, but many of the same developmental pathways (Wnt, for instance) are the same or similar across organisms.
for *planaria* not humans (Score:3, Interesting)
unless you belong to Planariidae, you don't have much hope of this benefiting you.
Re: (Score:2)
Obligatory MIB (Score:5, Funny)
"Do you have ANY idea how much that stings?!"
Hello??? This is Slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
Those are not the body parts we seek.
Re: (Score:2)
Seriously, of all the body parts for scientists to figure out how to grow, the head has to be the least important one. When the head is gone, you just harvest the organs for others people to use. If a person needs a new head, then you really need a person. If you can figure out how to grow extremities or organs, then you're onto something!
Better yet, grow me a whole new body, sans brain, and transplant mine. That'd be awesome!
And for further reading (Score:5, Insightful)
Science always advances faster then the moral and ethics of the society.
Science Fiction tends to serve as the cursory warning of the abuses of science. Please reply with suggetsions on reading that our fellow scientists should watch when they are not busy playing God (in the figurative sense.)
The Island comes to mind but even comic books like the Micronauts foretold the warnings of Body Bank abuses. The Repo Men is a recent film that from what I can gather might also make for a good reading.
Oh how I wish that science would first think:
"Ok if this works what are the ethics" rather then "do it first, then we'll worry about the ethics later."
I'm all for science, I just have the crippling burden of being a history buff, knowing how often science gives birth to atrocities. Comparing post-1600s science has made religion look tame.
Re:And for further reading (Score:5, Insightful)
Oh how I wish that science would first think:
"Ok if this works what are the ethics" rather then "do it first, then we'll worry about the ethics later."
Science doesn't think anything. It's a process. Plenty of scientists can be assumed to have chosen morality over science. You don't hear about them because they didn't do anything. All scientific progress can be put to ends both good and ill, there is therefore nothing ethical or unethical about science fact, only the actions of men.
Re:And for further reading (Score:4, Insightful)
Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
Science doesn't think anything. It's a process.
And therein lies a problem. An unthinking process is not something you want to have any kind of authority in the world whatsoever that's not checked and triple-checked by a guardian with thought and ethics. Otherwise it's going to stop all over you, guaranteed.
You wouldn't run 'rm -rf *' as root, would you? Neither should you start an amoral process called 'science' and let it do whatever it wants. You should query at every point 'is this pursuit or organisation working for humanity, or against it?'
Plenty of scientists can be assumed to have chosen morality over science. You don't hear about them because they didn't do anything.
No, I th
RTFA ? Why would we want to do that ? (Score:3, Informative)
This is actually about a flatworm's ability to regenerate from serious injuries, not specifically about growing heads.
They claim they've found the genes responsible for regeneration in flatworms.
The title is "Gene that allows growing a new head identified
Now we just need memory backup - and worm DNA"
Which says quite a bit more than the catchy but non-informative title this article on slashdot has.
Re: (Score:2)
If we could just figure out how to transplant a worm brain into a human...
Who needs that? (Score:2)
how to get ahead in navigating (Score:4, Funny)
I know a group of cannibals that would trade you a nice banana picker for one of these!
just hype (Score:2)
This story probably is just hype.
Let's continue talking about more interesting stuff like iPads.
Is it just me or.... (Score:5, Insightful)
Is it just me or is this the last body part we should actually care about regenerating? Once my brain is gone, I couldn't care less if you regenerated it for me to start over with a fresh, empty brain or not. I'd rather them find a way to regenerate my body on my existing head, thank you very much.
Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
Long term benefits would be regrowing parts of the head, supposedly including areas of the brain you'd lose from trauma.
Your point brings-up a good question though: how much of your brain can you replace before you're no-longer you?
Spiritual arguments aside, of course.
-Matt
Re: (Score:2)
I must have accidentally hit post anonymously. This wasn't meant to be an anonymous post.
Re: (Score:2)
I wonder which head the soul would associate with after the new head is made, or maybe it would use both?
Re: (Score:2)
Next head.... (Score:4, Funny)
Alzheimer's cure, maybe? (Score:2)
TFA mentioned possible useful things, like curing or reversing Alzheimer's as well as looking in to how to stop "rogue" cells from forming cancer.
I can see a lot of potential from this, but we're looking some 20 years out and there are, undoubtedly, many other genes in the process that need to be looked into to make sure that the body parts being regenerated form correctly and link up to the rest of the body correctly. I can see new mouse heads in 15 years based on this discovery, followed by human regenera
needs tweaking (Score:4, Funny)
Shiver me timbers! (Score:2)
Okay I am reading Greg Bear's City at the End of Time, at the same time as I am rereading Charles Stross' Accelerando on my phone. And then saw the BoingBoing story about a two headed lizard that sometimes has one head attack the other. And now this! Got a real shiver of acceleration from this one, and half of it is from the wild names of the scientists. It sounds like the intro to Bunkaroo Banzai and the plot starts from here..
"Top bio-boffin Dr Aziz Aboobaker and grad student Daniel Felix, who carried out
Zombie Husbandry problems solved (Score:2)
How to get Ahead in Advertising (Score:2)
How to get Ahead in Advertising [imdb.com] is also a movie that a few people here will appreciate. (Yes, on topic)
getting ahead of myself (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:getting ahead of myself (Score:4, Insightful)
Basically the questions concern privacy (as individuals they have very little) and morality (do we want two men sharing them, or do we want them sharing one man).
It doesn't matter what we want. Only what they want. Society needs to stay out of the personal lives of consenting adults.
Perhaps I should have been more clear (Score:3, Funny)
Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
redneck isn't racially charged, AC. It refers to a sub-group that encompasses many racial groups (though I have not encountered Asian rednecks, I have met black and white ones).
Re: (Score:2)
"Redneck" is racially charged, as I have never met a black redneck, only white. There are other negative terms used for blacks who fit the same level of ignorance and laziness that is attributed for "rednecks". The word "redneck" does NOT have the same negative power, rightfully so, but it is still a term used to speak disparagingly about poor whites, particularly in the southeastern US, similar to "hillbilly" in more mountainous areas of the US.
Comedians have claimed the word as their own (Jeff Foxworthy
Re:What??? (Score:5, Informative)
I realize that in this room, defending the redneck is probably about as fruitless as pissing up a rope, but here goes. My next door neighbor is one of the biggest rednecks you will ever meet, and he will tell you the same. He works a blue collar Union job, loves NASCAR, drives a pickup truck, smokes dope, and swills more cheap beer than you can imagine. He also has been married to the same woman for 25+ years, put both his daughters through College, Worked for the same company for 20+ years and is now a shop foreman, isn't a racist, and is generally the nicest guy you'd ever want to meet.
I think the pejorative most of you are looking for is "White trash"
Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
For your average Slashdotter, "labor" is the walk from the far ends of the parking lot to their cubicle.
Re: (Score:2)
sorry but only the mentally ill consider the N word as empowerment. Every single black leader has denounced the casual use of the N word as self degradation.
Re: (Score:2)
well hey, i know if someone proclaimed themselves to be a leader of people with the same skin pigmentation as me, and then told me i shouldn't say a word because it's a magical word, why i'd hop right on that bandwagon. by the way, how's that situation shaping up?
Re: (Score:2)
But no, rednecks are white, inbred, rural, old-school republicans. Their necks are red because they spend a lot of time in the sun with t-shirts on and they get burnt. Please desc
Re: (Score:2)
Around here rednecks are the idiots that drive a jacked up to the sky Pickup truck without exhaust pipes in the city. that drive like they own the road and act like they are from the cuntry' folk but were born and raised in the city or at most suburbs.
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
The term "redneck" was also used in The West Virginia Coal Miners March (1921) or the Battle of Blair Mountain when the coal miners wore red bandannas around their necks to identify themselves as seeking the opportunity to unionize. There was no derogatory implication.
Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
I don't blame the stupid and ignorant for being
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Whilst a doubling of memory capacity is surely good, I'm not sure that adding a head with a single extra brain cell will improve a blonde's intelligence.... :-)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
It's Abby someone. Abby Normal.
Re: (Score:2)
Do you mean to tell me that humans are genetically different from worms?