Volcano Futures

Now that the volcanic ash cloud is easing off from Europe and airports are re-opening, it's time to look ahead a bit. The first question is, will the Eyjafjallajökull (.OGG) volcano's ash cloud visit the US? According to Discovery News, the answer is: not likely. This article also provides good current answers, as best scientists know, to other questions such as "How long will this volcano keep erupting?" (could be months), and "Will the ash cloud cause cooling in Europe?" (nope). New Scientist looks at the question of whether planes can fly safely through volcanic ash clouds — and concludes there's a lot we don't know. "Ever since a Boeing 747 temporarily lost all four engines in an ash cloud in 1982, the International Civil Aviation Organization has stipulated that skies must be closed as soon as ash concentration rises above zero. The ICAO's International Airways Volcano Watch uses weather forecasting to predict ash cloud movements, and if any projections intersect a flight path, the route is closed. But although it is certain that volcanic ash like that hanging over northern Europe can melt inside a jet engine and block airflow, nobody has the least idea about just how much is too much. After a week of losing millions every day, airlines are starting to ask why we can't do better."

LOTR

[Anonymous Coward]

One does not simply FLY into Europe!

prophet

[poopdeville]

I was hoping this was about a new market in futures contracts opening up.

Finall I know what that volcano is called.

[Anonymous Coward]

Anyone else hit Eyjafjallajökull [wikimedia.org] about 15 times?

Re:Volcanoes are Earth's pimples

[Yvan256]

Not a completely bad analogy, but can Slashdot please give us a "Gross, -1" moderation for such cases?

I don't know about that offtopic mod

[Anonymous Coward]

Offtopic like a fox, maybe!

Eyjafjallajökull

[pegasustonans]

As many people in the United States with immigrant ancestors know, the government is going to have to naturalise the volcano's name if the ashes pass Ellis Island.

Get ready for Mt. Ekull.

Re:.OGG

[pegasustonans]

Seriously, Vorbis and Theora are not supported by default on either Windows or Mac OS X, so it's really a PITA to use those formats for 99.999% of the users.

Yes, but Slashdot tends to represent the .001% of the population that knows more about installing different codecs than getting sunshine, interacting with members of the opposite sex and those other boring activities that we don't have time for.

Re:Katla

[Duradin]

Volcanoes have nothing to do with global warming. It was all the cavemen driving around in the massive dinosaur guzzling SUVs that ended the last ice age. Everyone knows that.

Re:.OGG

[Anonymous Coward]

If you're going to troll, at least troll correctly. You mean "Are we back in 1997?"

Re:.OGG

[jimthehorsegod]

Right, well then I'll take a look. But if you're wrong then I'm going to come over to your house, uninstall your fancy media player and install iTunes, Quicktime, Adobe everything and Java on your computer. So there.

Re:.OGG

[fbjon]

Quicktime? Isn't that against some anti-proliferation treaty?

Re:.OGG

[siloko]

TWO YEARS!! I'm 37 and haven't seen a summer in the UK yet!