Scientists Need Volunteers To Look At the Sun 110
Hugh Pickens writes "BBC reports that Royal Observatory's 'Solar Stormwatch' needs volunteers to help scientists spot Sun storms — known as coronal mass ejections — before they cause damage on Earth. 'When you look up at the Sun obviously it's too bright to look at properly,' says Dr. Marek Kukula of the Royal Observatory, but 'with special instruments and telescopes you can see there's all sorts of stuff going on.' NASA already monitors the Sun using two 'STEREO' spacecraft that produce 3D images of earth's nearest star, which can show the trajectory of these explosions. However, the sheer amount of data means NASA's scientists are unable to analyze the data as closely as they need — which is where the world's Internet population comes in. After a brief tutorial, users get access to the actual 3-D images taken by the STEREO spacecraft. If a user believes they have spotted the beginnings of a solar storm, they can bring it to the attention of scientists. 'Every little bit counts,' says Kukula. 'I've spoken to the scientists involved and they all agree that even if you log-on and just do it for a few hours, get bored and never touch it again it's all really useful — and helps them to do their work.'"
Mama always told me... (Score:5, Funny)
Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun.
(But Mama, that's where the fun is!)
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Re:Mama always told me... (Score:5, Funny)
Well, at least now I'm not the only one staring at the sun.
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The Men Who Stare At The Sun?
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Maybe life is like a ride on the freeway...
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Today's report:
"There's a little black spot on the sun today...it's the same old thing as yesterday...."
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What are you? Some sort of monarch of physical suffering?
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this HAS to be the first manfred mann reference on slashdot. at least, i hope so. well played, sir.
Here's a dirty little secret: "Blinded By The Light" is actually a Bruce Springsteen song, from his debut album. After who knows how many albums, it's curious that Manfred Mann are only remembered for cover versions, the other being "Do Wah Diddy Diddy", actually by a band called The Exciters.
Manfred Mann, however, did OWN those songs with their versions, so I'm not putting them down, much as Jimi Hendrix owned Bob Dylan's "All Along The Watchtower", or Led Zeppelin owned Joan Baez' "Babe I'm Gonna Leave
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Yep. I infinitely prefer the Springsteen versions of "Blinded by the Light" and of "For You".
Greetings from Asbury Park is a great album, with some really good tracks on it.
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Did you have a Madman bummer drummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat?
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Yep, wrapped up like a douche. You know, the odor in the night.
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Wrong version.
The original (Springsteen) lyrics are:
Cut loose like a deuce
Another runner in the night
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I like the douche version. Personally, I always heard "the aroma of the night" which makes it even funnier.
not to stare into the sun.So when I was six I did. (Score:2)
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Do not look at sun with remaining eye
Solar Stormwatch! (Score:2)
Great name, Solar Stormwatch! It sounds like they should get uniforms.
I think Solar Weather@HOME would have been cheerier.
sunspots (Score:5, Funny)
"Scientists Need Volunteers To Look At the Sun"
There's a spot burning a hole in my eye from just reading that title..
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Burn out your retina FOR SCIENCE! :P
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"Scientists Need Volunteers To Look At The Sun"
It is way better than The Mirror
Required commment (Score:5, Funny)
O.K. I'll take the night watch.
Grumpy old man... (Score:2)
Lifted from SNL transcripts --
Grumpy Old Man: I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things ... In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" . ... it was and we liked it!
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Re:Grumpy old man... (Score:5, Funny)
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Ha! You spoiled whippersnappers were lucky enough to have plasma! Well, back in my day, all we had was *nothing* and I mean *nothing!* Just a bit empty black hole full of entropy. Then it exploded. And that's the we we LIKED it!
Now get off my lawn!
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You had entropy? You bastards! We didn’t even have time!
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Well at least you had branes. In my day... umm...
/snooze
/drool
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I don't know ; kids today, can't even snooze and drool at the same time.
coronal mass ejections (Score:2, Funny)
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Buck Cake?
Someone has to say it (Score:1)
Do not look at sun with remaining eye!
Are they going to 'train' an algorithm? (Score:5, Interesting)
I wonder, instead of having humans analyzing these things forever, could they use the interactions with humans to 'train' some sort of visual analysis algorithm so that it learns how to identify the 'interesting' images? Then, in the future, maybe a computer can alert Nasa scientists of particularly 'interesting' images for them to manually analyze, while no longer needing public 'screening' by humans?
Re:Are they going to 'train' an algorithm? (Score:5, Funny)
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link... (Score:1, Redundant)
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Access to 3D images... (Score:5, Interesting)
Sweet! Do they send me complimentary solarstormwatch 3D viewing glasses, or do I need to use the ones I stole from Avatar?
First CME (Score:2)
Actually this could be contracted out to
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Volume of data (Score:2)
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They are doing. They're just installing the software in your brain :D
From the Chicken Little Observatory . . . (Score:3)
How come I suspect that the Royal Observatory is going to be inundated with false positives, claiming, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"
However, this might be cool if they throw in a pair of 3D glasses . . .
. . . and a NASA secret decoder ring, so that you can snoop on what their other satellites and thingies are up to.
But what difference will it make? (Score:5, Informative)
Any coronal ejection EMP pointed at us will arrive just at the time we see it giving us a warning time of a day, perhaps.
But what could we DO about it?
Here's a quote from one Mr. Carrington (http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2008/06may_carringtonflare.htm) from the last time this happened in 1859:
On that morning, he was capturing the likeness of an enormous group of sunspots. Suddenly, before his eyes, two brilliant beads of blinding white light appeared over the sunspots, intensified rapidly, and became kidney-shaped. Realizing that he was witnessing something unprecedented and "being somewhat flurried by the surprise," Carrington later wrote, "I hastily ran to call someone to witness the exhibition with me. On returning within 60 seconds, I was mortified to find that it was already much changed and enfeebled." He and his witness watched the white spots contract to mere pinpoints and disappear.
It was 11:23 AM. Only five minutes had passed.
Just before dawn the next day, skies all over planet Earth erupted in red, green, and purple auroras so brilliant that newspapers could be read as easily as in daylight. Indeed, stunning auroras pulsated even at near tropical latitudes over Cuba, the Bahamas, Jamaica, El Salvador, and Hawaii.
Even more disconcerting, telegraph systems worldwide went haywire. Spark discharges shocked telegraph operators and set the telegraph paper on fire. Even when telegraphers disconnected the batteries powering the lines, aurora-induced electric currents in the wires still allowed messages to be transmitted.
Behold the awesome power of *nix!!! (Score:2)
;-)
Spark discharges shocked telegraph operators and set the telegraph paper on fire.
*nix running on telegraphs?!?!
That explains the printer is on fire message!
Even when telegraphers disconnected the batteries powering the lines, aurora-induced electric currents in the wires still allowed messages to be transmitted.
Is there anything *nix cannot do? ;-)
All joking aside, I imagine that was quite an interesting experience.
Something similar occurring today would likely cause a huge mess.
But what could we DO about it?
Maybe install a global Big Red Button®?
Short of that(and to be more realistic), we should start planning for controlled shutdowns and disconnections to weather the storm.
I'm sure that wouldn't prevent all damage, would be a big can of worms, etc., but it may
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You've never been to L.A., have you?
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Just before dawn the next day, skies all over planet Earth erupted in red, green, and purple auroras so brilliant that newspapers could be read as easily as in daylight. Indeed, stunning auroras pulsated even at near tropical latitudes over Cuba, the Bahamas, Jamaica, El Salvador, and Hawaii.
Say that an event like this were to happen, say, in the year 2012, just as Wired told us.
What would that look like? With the world electrical grid shorting out, and people going outside and looking up into the sky, and seeing a giant aurora snaking its way [hickerphoto.com] across the celestial dome... what would that look like? Oh, I don't know, maybe a giant rainbow serpent in the sky, a Quetzalcoatl if you will, returning, as he promised, in 2012, the transition from the 4th to the 5th Mayan ages?
;D
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Here's the link to the Wired article [wired.com] on coronal mass ejection in 2012.
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But what could we DO about it?
We could upload commands to our orbiting spacecraft to go into safe mode and shut down sensitive electronics and what not. Most modern spacecraft are designed with a safe mode that can be triggered manually just for cases involving heavy solar activity. Believe it or not, those of us on the spacecraft industry do plan ahead from time to time.
Drat, and double drat (Score:1)
Don't go natural (Score:2)
Thank you (bye) (Score:1)
"How to save the Earth via the World Wide Web"
When I first read it; I scoffed ... but the more I thought about it, the more I now know it's true. Here's a simple test:
From the perspective of the "little man"
- Reports surface scorching Sun vomit approaching earth
- Report received
- Man eventually fries
From the perspective of Dr. Strangelove
- Receives report
- Replies: Thank you (bye)
- Closes hatch
- Proceeds to repopulate the Earth with super models
(Insert song here: "We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn)
My favorite planet is the sun (Score:2)
You know, if you stare at it head-on it'll burn your eyes out. But it's hard not to. I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the Sun for over an hour. Curiosity I guess...
Taken from one of the best SNL skits [fandome.com]
obligatory Dilbert (Score:1)
I've heard it both ways. (Score:1)
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That's funny. I thought a coronal mass ejection was what happened after I ate at Chipotle. I've not had a lot of luck getting volunteers to watch that.
Well, you obviously didn't post it on the Internet, then.
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think about the people that just ignored it, thinking its dead already ?
The Solar System is the Star (Score:3, Funny)
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You are definitely not the only one. Says something about the state of Sun's visibility these days, eh? Youngsters.
Why Did You Use Sun Microsystems Logo? (Score:2, Funny)
Good lord, has that Ellison fellow gone out and purchased the real sun now? Will he buy the moon next?
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Will he buy the moon next?
He would be a lunatic to do so.
Damn Lazy Editors (Score:1)
Can the editors PLEASE fix the icons? This isn't Sun Microsystems. This is about a star. This is as bad as Enlightenment being used to refer to metaphysics rather than an old window manager.
Why the logo? (Score:1)
Strange (Score:1)
Mechanical Turk (Score:1)
Sunspots (Score:2)
Sun Microsystems Logo? (Score:3, Insightful)
Am I missing something, but the article seems to be using the Oracle|Sun logo, while this is an astronomy discussion of the Sun.
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Probably the last time they'll get to use it.
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Looking forward to the blooper reel (Score:2)
"CRAP! I got a coronal mass ejection right in the eye!"
Animated wallpaper (Score:2)
Don't stare at sun with remaining eye (Score:2)
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Orlando
But if you're first to discover TEOTWAWKI erupting (Score:2)