The LHC Is Back Online 123
medea and several other readers noted that the LHC came back online early this morning. Here is the tweet from CERN announcing the milestone. As we discussed a few weeks ago, CERN plans to run the LHC at half power or less through 2011.
its because the olympics are over (Score:5, Funny)
it was really screwing up gravity in canada, so cern was nice enough to demure to the ioc's request and shut off the lhc during the winter olympics
now canadians will have to get used to floating around again
on the plus side their compasses should work again
Re:its because the olympics are over (Score:5, Funny)
on the plus side their compasses should work again
Seeing that the north magnetic pole is in Canada I doubt compasses there work like the do elsewhere. Magnetic deviation over that country must be ... significant.
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*woosh*
Thanks!
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There are some attractive poles on the curling team.
Re:its because the olympics are over (Score:5, Interesting)
If you're curious, here's some info on the magnetic declination in Canada. Scroll down for images. Last time I checked there was a significant change in declination from one year to the next. Government of Canada [nrcan.gc.ca]
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If you're curious, here's some info on the magnetic declination in Canada. Scroll down for images. Last time I checked there was a significant change in declination from one year to the next. Government of Canada [nrcan.gc.ca]
Wow. Thats enough to give me serious doubts about relying on a magnetic compass in the bush.
Re:its because the olympics are over (Score:5, Funny)
It you have to use a compass in the bush, then maybe she needs to shave...
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It you have to use a compass in the bush, then maybe she needs to shave...
I'm more a protractor and set circle man myself.
Re:its because the olympics are over (Score:4, Informative)
It's not too bad, if you're not covering a lot of distance in a short time, and it's better the farther south you are. Just check the chart and adjust your compass for the declination before you go, and periodically if you're on a long trip.
Of course if you're in the Canadian Shield you also have to contend with magnetite deposits, which can be a much bigger hassle than the declination variance. A compass is still useful in the bush, but it should be one tool among many in your toolkit.
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Ah, the joys of teaching.
It's (relatively) simple to get a student to use a formula. It's difficult to get them to realize when their answer makes no sense. (For example, a correlation coefficient that is not between -1 and 1)
Basically, a compass can be used on its own with great accuracy, but if you see the sun rise in the "west," then it's not the compass' fault.
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Albuquerque ? I said Aldebaran, you git. No wonder you're lost.
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If the sun rises in the west, you probably just experienced a time reversal. :-)
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That's why every printed map that's actually intended to be used for that kind of thing has three vital pieces of information on them: the declination, the annual rate of change, and the year the map was printed. With those, and the knowledge that the map will always be printed to show true north, it's pretty easy to adjust the bearing you want to take for what the compass will show.
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When I started learning to fly, I saw the effect of the change when all of a sudden we had to use the new variation (and it became something that people checked you on). And some runways had to be remarked because the change in variation changed their runway numbers.
Once you hit the territories, ev
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Here in Australia magnetic declination is almost always 11 degrees and QNH changes every couple of days.
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But they made an embarrassing mistake and accelerated a luge racer instead of particles.
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No. The south magnetic pole is in Canada. That's why the north pole of a magnet needle will point in that direction.
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No. The south magnetic pole is in Canada. That's why the north pole of a magnet needle will point in that direction.
Good point.
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This same kind of nonsense is why beginning electronics students have a rough time with transistor circuits. Electron flow is opposite 'conventional current flow.'
To make matters worse electronic symbols have arrows that point towards the higher electron potential, not away from it. So in effect they are indicating hole flow not electron flow.
The irony is that in electronic diagrams we are told, point the arrows (transistors and diodes in particular) towards the most negative potential expected in the ci
Re:its because the olympics are over (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe Canada paid them to have the puck gravitate over to the US's net for the hockey game.
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They were also highly biased towards knocking Canada out before the US had to play us in the gold-medal game.
This is further evidenced by the amount of penalties called against the Canadian teams (mens and womens, in any of our games, not just vs. the US) in comparison to the lack of penalties called against the other teams (often times for more serious offences).
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Actually, I can see some group of people benefiting from the LHC being shut down until recently.
A buddy of mine, who lived many years ago in Geneva, shared with me how the electricity there was noticeably below specs (voltage-wise) every time the previous CERN accelerator was online. Who knows whether or not that changed. But until recently it was quite cold in most of Europe...
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Actually, I can see some group of people benefiting from the LHC being shut down until recently.
A buddy of mine, who lived many years ago in Geneva, shared with me how the electricity there was noticeably below specs (voltage-wise) every time the previous CERN accelerator was online. Who knows whether or not that changed. But until recently it was quite cold in most of Europe...
No biggie.
Now, if you measure the power frequency and it drops to ~40Hz and the days seem longer than usual, then start to worry.
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your measurement would be fail.... it would show 50Hz, and your sense of time would similarly fail in side the time dilated region.
Now... you might notice a slightly bluer cast to the Sun.... that would be a sign to cause worry.
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So you are suggesting that the voltage of the grid determines the temperature?
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I'm suggesting that in low temperatures it's beneficial to have your grid operating as smoothly as possible.
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I'm pretty sure the pumps also work well at slightly reduced voltage.
Besides that, keeping the specified voltage is the job of the power company, not of CERN. It's not as if CERN suddenly appeared, or that the energy consumption of CERN wasn't known from the beginning.
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I wasn't really pointing fingers at anybody for the "problem". Just saying that it might be beneficial, especially in harsh weather conditions, to have the grid (and millions devices on it, not only pumps) operating as properly as possible (I'm not sure, but from I remember it was something a bit below 200 Volts - is that still "slightly reduced voltage"?)
Hm, now that I think about it - the impact of it (if any!) could be quite easily visualised; assuming you have some database of device failures and blacko
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IMHO yes. Until 1987, 200V was even in the specified range.
Don't mistake the grid voltage for an exact value; there are certain deviations allowed. If your appliances can't stand those deviations, they are defective.
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No, of course not. What's sad is that the Americans who started this rumour weren't joking around, as those were the thinnest women they'd ever seen.
And then onward to full power in 2012! (Score:1, Funny)
Just in time for the end of the world.
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It should be fine so long as they input those numbers every 108 minutes.
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You Lost [wikipedia.org] me.
Obligatory (Score:1, Funny)
Humour Bot: I said "super collider, but I just met her! And then they made a super collider. Thank you, you've been a great audience."
Announcer: "Humour Bot 510, ladies and gentlemen."
Re:Half power for the year? (Score:4, Informative)
If you kill yourself now, you won't have to risk it.
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But... But...
How did the mayans know this was going to happen?
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fortune cookies, perhaps?
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How did the mayans know this was going to happen?
Our current understanding is that John Titor, (who was actually journeying from late 2011, not 2036 as he previously claimed[1]) re-materialised into the LHC when returning from his journey to 2000/2001. This simultaneously started the black hole that ultimately destroys the world, and bounced him back to Mayan times where he was able to warn them before dying from the high exposure to radiation.
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Take what you wrote here, make it about ten times more confusing, and you've just written down the plot for BlazBlue Continuum Shift.
So THAT's why! (Score:5, Funny)
I was wondering why several places were having earthquakes. Damn you, mad scientists!
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The nature of reverse causality distortion fields is such that events immediately preceding a bubble are the most affected by it.
We can consider ourselves lucky that the worst is over and that it was only relatively minor quakes.
Furthermore since we can assume that scientists in the future will be able to resolve these issues, it's likely that these quakes will eventually never have happened at all.
Re:So THAT's why! (Score:5, Funny)
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perhaps we could just aim the quakes at countries we don't like...
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perhaps this conversation has gone to far and come back around the other side.
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Don't forget to reverse the polarity!
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given that the 7 TeV kinetic energy of a proton in the LHC is about the same as a that of mosquito in a dive, i'm not sure that a collision in the LHC can be heard over the hum from the UPS under the receptionist's desk, much less incite plate-tectonic motion
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Laugh if you want, but if HAARP can make luminous spirals in the sky over Northern Europe, they can probably make earthquakes, too.
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My favorite is when they inundate the east coast with snow.
My only concern is that... (Score:4, Funny)
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What the hell is that cooper sphere in the background? It looks like something designed by a mad man from the 1800's...
I was also disappointed that the real Half Life Freeman wasn't gimp'ed into those pictures. But I guess they really don't want to have their upstream provider shutdown the proton stream to their fancy collider for copyright theft and high treason.
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If i remember correctly it's a bubble chamber in the garden of the building n3 ( visitor entrance, exposition, etc. ). The LHC module ( the blue tube ) was shoot in front of the "innovation and science globe" "Le Globe de la Science et de l'Innovation".
Big mistake (Score:5, Funny)
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Damn, my Ford Pinto Collider has competition.
Another Sign of the Impending Apocalypse (Score:3, Funny)
That means they can bring it up to full power in 2012. Anybody want to bet on 12/21/2012?
Re:Another Sign of the Impending Apocalypse (Score:4, Funny)
sure i bet you 100000000000000$ that 12/21/2012 will not be the end of the world.
Re:Another Sign of the Impending Apocalypse (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously, who'd be dumb enough to take that bet? I mean, yeah, you just won a fantastillion bucks. And there's no time left to spend it.
Re:Another Sign of the Impending Apocalypse (Score:4, Funny)
Thank you, sir, for killing the joke. That was some mighty efficient humor destruction you did there. Bully good show.
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Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
No! (Score:2)
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Hmm... I could become the first comedian who gets paid to not appear on stage. Sounds like a business plan.
Ok, buddy, cough it up or I'll fire my next gag!
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"Knock, Knock!"
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Oh good, the stripper is here! Come in!
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Here's a well earned $20 and I bid you a good day, sir!
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Wouldn't the stripper ring? "Ding Dong!"
Just sayin'
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- Sure, it currently looks like the world is about to end. But believe me, the black hole will stop growing when it hits John's threshold!
- Huh? I never heard of that. You surely just made it up.
- That's your claim. But fact is, the world hasn't ended yet, and we don't have previous experience with the world being eaten up by a black hole, so you cannot exclude the possibility that something unexpected happens that saves the world.
- Well, but the probability is ex
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Nah... they will be on holiday then... no real physicist does any research two weeks either side of Christmas as the Relativistic Effects of Santa delivering toys to every child in one night plays havoc with the results...
What time zone and how about candler date diff? (Score:2)
What time zone and how about candler date diff? any ways if the cubs win it all then you need to look out.
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sigh... twas a miscalculation [slashdot.org], this meme was doa and is now a festering zombie, please for all that is holy, just stop.
CERN's Blowing up the Earth (Score:1)
This site [cerntruth.com] gives us a 78% chance of blowing up the earth. I'm totally going to eat that KFC now.
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And the 21st month will have 2012 days!
Only briefly! (Score:1)
Soon the future will switch it off ;)
Taking bets now (Score:2)
You have to state when and why. 5 bucks to enter. Winner gets pot.
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I don't get the rules, but I sure do like pot. I'm in.
LHC Compact Muon Solenoid Experiment Webcams (Score:1)
Food for conspiracy theorists: (Score:5, Funny)
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The "conspiracy theorists" forgot to include all the huge earthquakes in non-populated areas, like Antarctica. :P Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if the antarctic plate rebound is not accelerating earthquakes elsewhere.
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I'll bet he's worn a trough into the Oval Office rug... pacing and chain smoking....
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Well, given that cosmic rays have been creating them for a long time now, I wouldn't be too worried.
The chances of nothing unusual happening during any sufficiently long time period are pretty low. But I guess the mods goofed up and forgot to mod that post "funny" ...
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Well, given that cosmic rays have been creating them for a long time now...
Sure, but not underground.
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Well, given that cosmic rays have been creating them for a long time now...
Sure, but not underground.
So they would have created skyquakes instead. Do you remember any?
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Man, you know, sometimes I watch Star Trek and think it can be really outlandish. And then I find out space rays are making the ground shake, and Star Trek's fiction seems way saner than reality...
It's not the LHC, it's Sarah Palin (Score:4, Funny)
Now insert optional Biden version after this post.
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citation needed
Show stats that prove what you are saying, put :) on your post or stop FUD.
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I've noticed a correlation between the LHC being active, and stupid conspiracy and doom theories. Coincidence?
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The average number of 7.0+ quakes per year since year 1900 AD is 17.
The number of 7.0 quakes in 2009 was 17. The number in 2008 was 12.
There were 18 in 2007, and 4 of those were 8.0+ quakes.
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Now limit statistics to 2010-02-27 and you will get one 8.0+ quake a day. Horrible. End of the world is coming.
If you want to see impact of LHC to earthquakes, you should not limit your statistics to 8.0+ or 7.0+ quakes. How activity of LHC relates to Earth activity? Are you sure that there were no such periods of increased quake activity before LHC was built?
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Eff the quakes.
I want to know where all the quisps went.
Baguettes banned (Score:2)
Should I take it that baguettes are now persona non grata in the LHC cafeteria?
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They're kosher, as long as you kill and cook the bird properly.
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Kind of like your thought processes when you decided to make your completely irrelevant and useless comment.
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Because they are half-wits.
No it's because they realized they only need 1.21 jiggawatts
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They need the Playstation computing power to analyze their results. They cannot afford people wasting valuable cycles with games.