AIDS-Like Virus New Threat To Koala 120
An anonymous reader writes "A virus that may weaken the immune system of koalas, similar to HIV in humans, is a new 'wild card' among threats facing the species and nearly all koalas in the Australian state of Queensland could already be infected."
Blame CmdrTaco (Score:4, Funny)
Re: (Score:1)
God hates koalas, what more evidence do you need!
I knew those koalas were closet cases (Score:4, Funny)
Re: (Score:2)
No, you're mistaken. Men koalas just sleep, wake up for a bit and decide to go back to sleep. When they finally wake up, they go rape some of the female koalas and afterwards gets high eating eucalyptus, and then gets back to sleep. (it's true, actually)
Awesome lifestyle, one could say.
Drop Bears (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
Quite simply, Koala are NOT bears!
Re:Drop Bears (Score:5, Funny)
I agree, they're actually closer to ewoks. Not nearly as good at mounting rebel attacks, though.
Why? (Score:4, Funny)
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
Because it's a cute and furry dick warmer.
Re:Why? (Score:4, Interesting)
Let's just hope there aren't too many bloodied aboriginals hunting koalas
Re: (Score:2)
Re:Why? (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, riiight. That’s the excuse I’d have given. ... How else could I have gotten it? :) [youtube.com]
Doctor: Terrible news. You’re the first human to contract AIDS.
Patient: How would I have gotten that?
Doctor: Two ways: One: You were fucking a chimp up the ass.
Patient: LOL. Pff. Fucking a chimp up the ass... Me? No way.
Doctor: Oh, you could have carried bloody prey on your back, while your back had abrasio...
Patient: That one!
(Credit goes to Ricky Gervais.
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
More likely it was through a human with open wounds butchering bush meat from an infected ape. Animal slaughter in Africa isn't exactly hygienic.
Re: (Score:2)
I'm stil weary though.
yeah sorry buddy, you're gonna have to look it up..
Re: (Score:2)
Or, you could look it up yourself.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_AIDS [wikipedia.org]
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
peer review, this is somersault. somersault, meet peer review.
Re: (Score:2)
Wow, you first state something completely off base without looking it even up, misspell wary, then hypocritically tell people to look stuff up. Then when given a page with a good summary with 47 citations - most from peer reviewed sources, you get snarky and complain about lack of peer reviewed sources.. perhaps you should think for a while about whether you really want people to think you're that much of an asshole.
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Quote yourself: "I'd be fine with a youtube or ted link or something."
So you'd be fine with a youtube or ted link, but not wikipedia? That makes no sense, sounds more like backpedalling to me.
Re: (Score:2)
pools closed, (Score:1)
mate.
What's with the stupid hat? (Score:4, Insightful)
Does anyone else feel mildly offended every time they see that stupid hat icon they use for Australian stories now? I mean seriously ... is this a serious news site? It'd be like using a picture of Speedy Gonzales for Mexican stories, or a fat man with a mustache saying "mamma mia!" for Italian ones.
Re:What's with the stupid hat? (Score:5, Funny)
I agree. It should be a giant knife. And the mouseover should say "That's not a knife. This is a knife."
Re: (Score:2)
http://www.hostedfile.com/videos/4983/simpsons-knifey-spooney.html [hostedfile.com]
Re: (Score:2)
This is the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NHcTM5IA4 [youtube.com]
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:What's with the stupid hat? (Score:4, Funny)
is this a serious news site?
Is this a serious news site? How long exactly have you been coming to Slashdot, mate?
Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
which is worse, personalized corporate attacks long after the person has left the corporation, or generalized cultural observations? or isn't there a difference?
Re: (Score:2)
Good point. Although at least Bill Gates has (had) something to do with Microsoft. That hat has little to do with Australia outside of a bad 80s movie which seems to be 100x more well-known in the US than Australia itself ;)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
Ahh, but Australia is one of the most urbanised countries on earth (measured by proportion of population living in large metro areas). Far more so than most of Europe, or the US and Canada.
So although I'm quite aware that an Akubra is a pretty essential thing to have if you live on the land, all I'm really saying is that using it as an icon representing the country as a whole smacks of stereotyping. It just irritates me Americans just seem to instantly think of a 30 year old movie as the first thing that co
Re: (Score:2, Interesting)
It goes both ways!
Re: (Score:1, Insightful)
I thought it was a well known fact that American football is messed up?
Now Australian Football... a sport of kings. :p
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:1)
going to remove my Australian stereotype of a tuff guy that can live of the land and moving it to just the typical whiner not much different than what we have here in the US.
Re: (Score:2)
Funnily enough, that'd be a lot more accurate ;)
Re: (Score:2)
I used to work with a bunch of Aussies. My image of them is of a fun-loving group that has fun five work hours a day and then in the remaining three hours of work outperforms everyone else actually working eight hours a day.
Man, I miss those guys.
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
It just irritates me Americans just seem to instantly think of a 30 year old movie as the first thing that comes to mind when they think of Australia
And that's the point, it's a useful piece of iconography on an American site to make 'em go "Australia". It's like having pictures on a menu so the unlettered folk can point at the food they'd like and grunt "four".
I don't think there's an icon for Ireland but if there was, what would it be? Text now and win a prize!
Text "A" for: A Leprechaun!
Text "B" for: A Shamrock!
Text "C" for: Government corruption and petty revenge!
Text "D" for: A bishop covering up a priest's sexual abuse of altar boys!
ENTER NOW!
Re:What's with the stupid hat? (Score:5, Informative)
It just irritates me Americans just seem to instantly think of a 30 year old movie as the first thing that comes to mind when they think of Australia ... It's like they know nothing else about the place, except that.
Speaking as an American, I think you may be underestimating us. We also know about Outback Steakhouse.
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:1)
i get more offended when people ask questions in the negative sense... like "you didn't wear the dundee hat?"... popular opinion says that the response "no" means "i did not wear the hat" while logic says that the response "yes" would also mean "i did not wear the hat".
people adapt to other people, and some people are dumb.
Re: (Score:2)
they still use a demonized picture of bill gates for microsoft stories...
which is worse, personalized corporate attacks long after the person has left the corporation
What? Since when do peoples actions magically get absolved the moment they change jobs? By your logic, if Hitler had merely changed jobs instead of committing suicide, then voila, it would no longer be reasonable to "demonize" him. Not that I'm comparing Bill Gates to Hitler, but nonetheless Bill Gates earned his bad reputation quite deservedly.
Re: (Score:1)
perhaps the only difference is a few million dead jews.
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:1)
What? Since when do peoples actions magically get absolved the moment they change jobs? By your logic, if Hitler had merely changed jobs instead of committing suicide, then voila, it would no longer be reasonable to "demonize" him.
just so you understand "my logic", (and perhaps logic in general..), consider this: if the nazis were never stopped, continuing today with their genocide under a new dictator, would it make more sense to attack the currently operating organization using individuals or symbols currently in use by the organization, or to attack an individual no longer serving in a leadership role?
not that i'm comparing the nazis to microsoft...
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:1)
I like the hat, although I think a Didgeridoo [wikipedia.org] would be more appropriate(hats are everywhere).
But if they were to use an igloo for Canada, I would be deeply offended.
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
I agree, they should use the Australian flag [crwflags.com], with the traditional boot kicking a bare arse.
Thanks for countering the stereotype (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Would you rather have a picture of Yahoo Serious?
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:1)
Should be a guy in a prison jumpsuit.
is this a serious news site? (Score:2)
No. Next question?
Re: (Score:2)
Does anyone else feel mildly offended every time they see that stupid hat icon they use for Australian stories now?
No. All that is Australia seems pretty easy to sum up with a gator hat. With a much more complicated state like the US, I think you might need two such symbols to properly sum up the country, maybe an American flag flapping in the breeze to represent the deep patriotic side and a huge bling ring that says "BLING" in diamond studded font so that you know that this ten ounce ring is a bling ring and not some other kind of ring. Educational and ostentatious at the same time. That's American too.
Re: (Score:2)
Does anyone else feel mildly offended every time they see that stupid hat icon they use for Australian stories now?
Would you prefer a banana hammock?
There is only one possible conclusion (Score:5, Funny)
GOD HATES KOALAS!!1!!
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Silly. That's what they *want* you to think.
This is really due to a vast CIA conspiracy to promote the sales of big pharm.
Re: (Score:2)
If it didn't work with year 11 students at my high school I doubt it would work with our other fauna.
Re: (Score:2)
And now we know why Geeks will inherit the earth.
All Right Fess Up (Score:2)
And you should have used protection -- that Koala's a whore!
Dont worry (Score:1, Troll)
apparently (Score:1, Redundant)
apparently (Score:1, Redundant)
Re: (Score:2)
I wonder what the koala pope has to say about Koalas' promiscuous behavior!
Proof! (Score:2)
That God hates gay koalas
Kondoms ?? (Score:1)
I think it is time to introduce...
KONDOMS ...condoms custom tailored for Kualas !!!
Relax, koala-lovers (Score:5, Interesting)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Hey, no karma whoring.
So? (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
boardtracker is in trouble then.. (Score:2)
"Update: BoardTracker recently replaced its spiders with Koalas.."
http://www.boardtracker.com/boards/4/ [boardtracker.com]
Um ... a "friend" of mine wants to know (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Asking stupid questions on /.
Re: (Score:2)
Oh and what are the early symptoms
I dunno.... an itching dick?
Tell your "friend" to consider sheep instead ... (Score:2)
... Because cows already got Mad Cow Disease and chicken already got chicken disease!
I can't even imagine I've said this..
Retro is cool (Score:5, Informative)
The nature article [nature.com] to the news story seems very interesting. As retroviruses have to integrate themselves into the cells genome to replicate, if the retrovirus infects a germline cell the virus can become incorporated into the animals genome and passed to their offspring. This seems to be already happening with this virus and it gives a chance to study the process in action.
About 8% [newscientist.com] of our genome is probably from ancient viruses which "invaded" our genome millions of years ago. Generally they become deactivated by mutation but they have been implicated in the growth of mammal embryos and the placenta. It would be pretty cool if the placenta, a defining feature of most of the mammals is due to a virus!
Easy solution... (Score:2)
One had sex with a Monkey!! (Score:1)
First it was the chimps... (Score:1)
Now if we can just..... (Score:1)
How long before someone gets the bright idea to put their thing in that hole,
and start a whole new cross species aids problem.
Was the last time in Africa with baboons?
Re: (Score:1)
No insult intended to gay people.
Hey, you forgot the kangaroos, you insensitive clod!
Re: (Score:2)