Vegetarian Spider Described 162
Smivs writes with word on a spider, Bagheera kiplingi, that dines almost exclusively on plants. "The recently described species of jumping spider, discovered by researchers from Villanova and Brandeis Universities, dines on the protein rich tips of acacias, the thorny shrubs found in much of Central America. ... The species of acacia... favored by the Bagheera kiplingi has protein-rich leaf tips and nutritious sap to reward its [symbiotic ant] protectors. ... The Bagheera kiplingi has essentially evolved to steal from the mouths of the ants. These agile, inquisitive jumping spiders can leap up to 50 times their own body lengths... Competition for prey in the spider world is fierce. The Bagheera kiplingi's ancestors took the reflexes evolved for hunting and adapted into a creature that uses them for ant evasion."
Semi-Vegetarian (Score:5, Informative)
I'm still waiting for PETA [peta.org] to release some propaganda relating to this story...
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Re:Semi-Vegetarian (Score:5, Informative)
ORLY? [petasavesanimals.com]
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http://www.petasavesanimals.com/petaKillsAnimals.cfm
* head explodes *
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Re:Semi-Vegetarian (Score:5, Interesting)
As a vegetarian, i find the term flexitarian annoying. It's like a saying "I'm a virgin because I only do it doggy style". i'm also annoyed by people who say they are lacto-ovo-pollo-pesci vegetarian. They just don't eat cows. No need to label that! Seems more like they are trying to have a trendy label of their own. i'm not looking for a label, i generally avoid mentioning it at all. i just order what i want.
There's no reason to call this spider vegetarian. It's a spider that eats mostly plants and the occasional bug. It would be more accurate to say omnivore. The term vegetarian couldn't apply to a non-sapient animal. A dog that eats nothing but veggies isn't vegetarian, it's just eating what is available. It's not making a *choice* to not eat animals. These spiders aren't making a choice either. They're following instinct to find an easier source of food. It's an evolutionary change in strategy. For me, it is a choice. i am an omnivore choosing to not eat other animals. These spiders aren't troubled over the treatment of factory farm animals, or worried about cholesterol or anything else. They're just avoiding a crowded field of competition for food.
Yeah, it's very novel to see a spider nomming on plant matter, but rushing to call it vegetarian is as inane as calling anyone wearing all black goth. They might just be wearing all black... or they might be a juggalo or Marylin Manson fan... or....
The other thing that bugs me is how much other people obsess about what i'm NOT eating.
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Indeed. I came here to point out much the same thing: it may be OK for the mainstream media to dumb down their reporting by using the anthropomorphic term "vegetarian" (a word referring to a philosophy) instead of the correct term "herbivore" (or, in this case, "omnivore"), but this is supposed to be news for nerds.
And yes, it's annoying that a sizeable proportion of the comments modded up as insightful on here will essentially be saying "I eat meat. Some people don't. LOL".
Re:Semi-Vegetarian (Score:5, Funny)
They just don't eat cows. No need to label that!
Err, how about "Hindu"?
(and before I get the brigade marching in here claiming all manner of insults, I'm Hindu).
I had a delicious beefburger with an Hindu chap. (Score:2)
When I asked him if it wasn't against his religion he replied that he was willing to reincarnate as a low life form in exchange for so much deliciousness :-) (in reality he was a fellow atheist, but I didn't know at the time).
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Or as a tribute to the original Man In Black [youtube.com].
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So why should you deserve a label, while others don't?
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Can someone call themselves abstinent because they only have sex doggy. style? Why do Christians balk when someone points out that Hitler was a Christian? The lacto-ovo-pesci-pollo crowd are meat eaters... who call themselves vegetarian BECAUSE they want the label. They want the label virgin because they do it every way except doggy style. It's a bit of a slap in the face to people who actually live up to it. i've played the video game SOCOM, does that make a special forces bad ass? i could say i was
"Emo" not "Goth" (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, it's very novel to see a spider nomming on plant matter, but rushing to call it vegetarian is as inane as calling anyone wearing all black goth. They might just be wearing all black...
Aparently it's changed since we were young. "Goth" is a sad 90's sub-culture, but wearing black and mopping around while declaring your hate for everything is "Emo" (which I think is short for emotionally crippled fashion victim).
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They can be Emo all they want as long as they keep the floors clean!
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The term vegetarian couldn't apply to a non-sapient animal.
What would you call an animal that eats only vegatables and would starve itself if you gave it only meat?
Re:Semi-Vegetarian (Score:5, Insightful)
A herbivore. Vegetarian implies a conscious decision not to eat meat.
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Just after I post a reply, I see that you posted almost the exact same thing. I really need to read replies before I reply!
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For me, it is a choice. i am an omnivore choosing to not eat other animals. These spiders aren't troubled over the treatment of factory farm animals, or worried about cholesterol or anything else.
Perhaps I'm quibbling, but I hope you see that what is true of the spider is also true of a lot of human vegetarians, as well.
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Indeed, there are myriad reasons for people choosing to be vegetarian. i wouldn't say you're quibbling. i just didn't feel like typing out pages of reasons.
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The term vegetarian couldn't apply to a non-sapient animal.
At least, not without confusing people who lack the intelligence to figure out when people are speaking figuratively.
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Scientists and science reporters shouldn't speak figuratively. It's an incorrect and misleading use of the word.
"Pi is exactly 3. Figuratively speaking."
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As an omnivore who knows what shape his teeth are (I see them in the mirror every morning, more slashdotters ought to try looking in one occasionally) I find anyone who wants to talk about how vegetarian they are critically annoying, and I was born and "raised" in Santa Cruz which is hippie to the tits. Because it's a college town it's full of young people (I finally get to say that, although I noticed this when I was younger than they were) desperately trying to attach a label to themselves that will make
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"As an omnivore who knows what shape his teeth are"
Walk up to a cow and start biting. If you survive the kick we can talk about teeth and bite strength. However, if you can catch up to it, kill it without tools and eat it without cooking or seasoning it, more power to you.
"I find anyone who wants to talk about how Christian/Straight Edge/$other_Philosophy they are critically annoying"
FtfY
Fat people are annoyed by healthy people talking about how eat and exercise.
"desperately trying to attach a label to th
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Walk up to a cow and start biting. If you survive the kick we can talk about teeth and bite strength.
Obviously, as a tool user, I am considerably more evolved than you are.
Fat people are annoyed by healthy people talking about how eat and exercise.
Living without consuming animals is not healthy. It's harmful to every part of the body.
Don't confuse your personal experiences/anecdotes with evidence. i've never once harassed anyone about eating animals. If someone attacked me first, i've occasional fired back, but haven't done so in about 10 years. But for you i'll make an exception.
You blathered first. Yawn!
You might reflect on people being lazy and selfish for a time.
You're too lazy to run down a cow.
Do you also use the term feminazi?
The person in question is a very good friend of mine, who used these very words to describe herself. And yes, I do use the word feminazi, but only when confronted by a feminist who insists that men are the root of all evil. Which, frankly, is most of them. Feminism is like unions; a good idea
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Excuse me, what is the difference? Perhaps the meat available to you (at least as far as your body knows) isn't very good, and so your body makes you want to eat vegetables. You think that it's a conscious decision because people like to analyze stuff, but that doesn't mean that you actually made a conscious decision. I'm not saying you didn't, but I argue that it's more likely that you're rationalizing something.
There are plenty of vegetarians who like meat, but choose not to eat it for a variety of reason
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Human beings can survive perfectly fine on a diet of just vegetables as a matter of biology
No, they can't. Vitamin B12 is only available in meat, dairy, and eggs. Period. Citation [vegsoc.org]. Quote:
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Fine.
Human beings can survive perfectly fine on a diet that does not include meat as a matter of biology.
So veganism is only a viable choice in the modern world of vitamin-enriched foods, but that's not vegetarianism. Luck thing a large portion of humanity evolved the ability to process milk sugars as adults, am I right?
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Human beings can survive perfectly fine on a diet that does not include meat as a matter of biology.
That's splitting hairs. Milk and eggs are still animal products, and there are many who would object to their consumption.
The simple fact is we've evolved over millions of years to consume a diet that includes meat. Hell, it's the entire reason we were able to evolve these huge brains of ours: only meat could provide the density of calories needed such that the surplus could be used to fuel an oversized br
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That's splitting hairs. Milk and eggs are still animal products, and there are many who would object to their consumption.
Yes and they're called "vegans". People who only object to killing animals for food, aka "vegetarians", don't mind eating animal byproducts including unfertilized eggs. I don't think killing vs not killing is splitting hairs.
Oh and it also gets to your point about B12 being unavailable from unfortified vegetables, so unless you were just nitpicking, it's a valid point.
The simple fact i
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Life feeds on life and we've evolved to eat meat.
We've evolved to do all kinds of things. Fortunately, we don't have to do everything we've evolved to be able to do.
There are no satisfactory replacements for eating meat. Dietary supplements are horribly inadequate as opposed to consuming food which contains a given micro- or macronutrient. It is enormously difficult to get sufficient protein from plant sources, and the most popular way (soy) is potentially harmful to men due to phytoestrogen content, which may be the culprit responsible in soy's implication in increased alzheimer's risk in men who consume a lot of it, among other issues. Whew! That was a tortured sente
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Making a choice is NOT relevant. It's what you eat, not why you eat it that defines 'vegetarian'
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Hey Rotsky,
You should read more of the responses before posting. You missed the bit about the difference between herbivore and vegetarian. Cows aren't vegetarian, they are herbivores. A dog that eats nothing but veggies is not a vegetarian, it's an omnivore. i'm an omnivore. Being vegetarian is a choice made by a non-herbivore. If a kid has no access to animals as food, he isn't vegetarian. He hasn't chosen to be so. Got it?
You're right about the "why", why isn't the issue with who is or isn't veget
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Besides all that, there's already a perfectly valid term to use to describe a spider that eats only plants (ignoring that "occasional ant attacker or ant larvae" thing for a second): an Herbivore. That's an animal that eats only plants. A vegetarian, as you said, is an animal (such as a human) that *can* eat meat but makes a conscious decision to only eat plants.
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Not a vegetarian myself, but I agree that they should not call this spider vegetarian. When talking about animal diets, there are 3 main categories:
Hebivores: Consume mainly plants.
Carnivores: Consume mainly other animals.
Omnivores: Consume a mix of plants and animals.
Depending on how frequently this spider eats other animals, it would most likely be classified as an herbivore or an omnivore. I believe humans are classified as omnivores, but some make a choice to eat only plants(are there any meatatarians?)
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Vegetables are factory farmed, mono-cropped, and do have a nervous system. They are alive, and if those carrots stared back at you from your plate with big Bambi eyes, would you still eat them?
Just say that you are an animal chauvinist and be done with it.
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As a staunch vegetarian, the only animal I'll eat is pussy. :-P
Cheers
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Well, i DID day "generally", not "never" :) . In the case of this thread it seemed relevant.
And yeah, i don't do the preachy because i know how much it bothers me (i get the Preachy McPreachers about once a month or so). i'm not out to change anyone else, it's not my place. i get my share of people telling ME what i should be eating (just read some of the other responses to this thread). Basic Training was... interesting.
i'm sorry that some vegetarians/vegan/meatheads feel the need to get preachy. Folk
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Bacon is a vegetable (Score:2)
And I resent your insinuation.
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Well, that would *sort of* make the name make sense. Bagheera was a black panther in Rudyard Kipling's Jungle Book (read it if you haven't, to yourself or to your kids), who was most definitely carnivorous. I can understand taking your possibly only chance to name a spider to honor (or honour, I guess) Kipling, but it seems odd to name a vegetarian spider after an accomplished hunter.
Well, plenty of arachnids are vegetarians. (Score:5, Informative)
For example, spider mites. Infestations of them are frustratingly difficult to get rid of. They're so tiny that it stretches the bounds of human vision to spot them -- although their webbing is generally easily visible when infestations are bad. Their mouthpieces are designed to cut open individual plant cells. Since they're not insects, many conventional insecticides don't work on them -- for example, acetamiprid.
Of course, then there are the predatory mites that eat the spider mites...
Re:Well, plenty of arachnids are vegetarians. (Score:4, Interesting)
If they are vegetarians, why do they make webs?
Re:Well, plenty of arachnids are vegetarians. (Score:5, Informative)
To protect the colony from predators.
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interesting, and kind of obvious in hind sight.
Thanks.
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It's pretty interesting how evolution, with its constraints being what is already available, leads organisms to evolve many different functions for similar... "features" or such.
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If they are vegetarians, why do they make webs?
For protection. [wikipedia.org]
Re:Well, plenty of arachnids are vegetarians. (Score:5, Funny)
Their webs are for energy production only. They are peaceful spiders. Really.
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If they are vegetarians, why do they make webs?
So they can have websites?
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Yes, they are webetarians (guffaw and snigger)!
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Why did my mother macrame? These are questions best left to philosophers.
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"Well, plenty of arachnids are vegetarians"
Only the trendy ones.
Re:Well, plenty of arachnids are vegetarians. (Score:5, Funny)
Sort of a "metro-insectual?" (Buh duh BUH!)
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I was going to ask about spidermites here. Are such mites technically still considered spiders? Are all mites arachnids?
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Well, spider mites are not spiders. They are arachnids like spiders, scorpions and ticks, but they are mites.
You don't make friends with salad (Score:2, Funny)
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Hey -- I'm a vegetarian, too. You *can* win friends with salad ;)
(not that salad makes up any sizable fraction of your average vegetarian's diet... that's a silly stereotype from people who've never really given much thought to what vegetarians would eat)
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"Salad is what food eats."
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They serve salad at the wrong end of a meal. You need it to scrub out your colon, it should be at the end. This fits in perfectly with the goals of my political group, Dessert First! You can imagine that we have large fundraisers.
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I got bad news for your friend:
He's food. Don't believe me? Ask a hungry lion.
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i make a bad ass veggie chili that my cannibal friends love.
Stereotypes are easier than thinking/self analysis *shrugs*.
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You can do much better than salad, as you point out.
I've spent about 8-9 years learning to cook so that when I go to someone's place I can cook dinner, or if they're over, I can cook for them. My food repertoire spans vegetarian versions of Mexican, Italian, French, Indian, Ukranian, Spanish, and a bunch of other places. I own more cookbooks than most normal people, vegetarian or otherwise.
Vegetarian cooking can be exceedingly diverse, and w
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Do you only ever post when it gives you the chance to use your fancy punctuation?
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No, it's just that genius stands out.
Also, I'm a snarky SOB.
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It says we don't eat rocky mountain oysters.
Re:You don't make friends with salad (Score:4, Funny)
Hey! I resent that.
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Hey, I doubt anyone on Slashdot has more tomatoes in their house right now than me. Between a huge shelf full of canned tomatoes, the large stack of ripe ones in the fridge, or the two paper grocery bags each half full of green tomatoes picked before the frost....
I guess it's time for Italian food tonight! :)
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Don't you find the texture to be absolutely destroyed by refrigeration? Sure, if you're going to cook them down, keep them in the fridge -- but for eating raw or lightly cooked... IMO, the fridge kills tomatoes. Turns em into mush.
Or do you have some kind of mystic tomato-refrigeration technique you could share?
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The fridge is where the ripe ones with damaged skin or cracks go. They normally turn into sauce, but occasionally go to other uses. The wicker basket on the kitchen table is where the ones without damage go. I can't store ones with damage there because they'll rot. I also dehydrate some.
I find that the fridge's affect on tomatoes depends strongly on the type. The juicier the tomato, the less they become mealy.
And I'd imagine vegetarian spiders would agree.
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Wow an atheist monk vegetarian! Let us know if you ascend.
writes on a spider (Score:4, Funny)
Keep Reading... (Score:5, Funny)
Plesiometa Argyra is a fairly common fly and mosquito catching spider in Costa Rica. Every day of its life it weaves a flimsy circular web to catch its prey - unless it gets stung by a Hymenoepimecis argyraphaga wasp. That’s where this spider’s life gets, well, very interesting. The wasp sting briefly paralyzes the spider and eventually turns it into a zombie.
Unfortunately, one must read about a boring vegetarian spider to find out that there exists something as mind-blowing as a zombie spider
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While Tarantula Hawks are awesome, it's not quite as crazy as what these other wasps do. The T-Hawk's victim is simply paralyzed to serve as food. The argyraphaga [wikipedia.org] victim actually remains mobile, but does the wasp's bidding by first building a specialized web just to hold the larva's cocoon, then waiting patiently in the middle of the web to serve as a snack. It's a zombie minion.
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Boy, that's truly bizarre. Almost as weird as the toxoplasmosis parasite, which changes the natural behavior of mice so they're no longer afraid of cats.
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Funny? Informative!
If we can control a bug with electrodes, it's not unfeasible that an arachnid could be controlled by chemicals from larva.
Rather scary, actually. It makes me proud to be a big mentally strong human being - which in truth, can get knocked out by about 50mg of some chemicals. :P
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More evidence that Vegetarianism is emasculating (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/10/091012121331.htm [sciencedaily.com]
" with hints of males helping to care for eggs and young, another behavior that is virtually unknown among spiders. "
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Yeah! In what sort of crazy species would the males help care for the young? :P
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" with hints of males helping to care for eggs and young, another behavior that is virtually unknown among spiders. "
Yeah... considering the number of species where the male gets the hell out of dodge as soon as they fertilize the female so they don't get eaten, I'm not so sure a species where the male is confident enough to stick around is a sign of emasculation. :)
so this spider has ceased the war on insects (Score:2, Funny)
and settled down as a benign vegetarian
give that spider the nobel peace prize
I Guess 'Omnivore' is Not as Exciting... (Score:4, Insightful)
"Surreal" Vegetarian Spider Found -- A First [nationalgeographic.com]
"Though the spider does occasionally snack on ant larvae, the bulk of their diet is plants" -- Meehan said.
"Vegetarian Spider" results: 118 [google.com]
"Omnivore Spider" results: 2 [google.com] (both unrelated)
Are they vegetarian? Absolutely not. But it sounds good.
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Anyway, if you want to really mess with vegetarians, remind them that mushrooms are not plants. Therefore, almost no human is a vegetarian (since most eat mushrooms). Right?
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wow that is cool (Score:2)
Since they've discovered a vegetarian spider... (Score:3, Funny)
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I'll do you one better: deer that eat the skulls of their live victims [nationalgeographic.com].
I've personally seen a squirrel eating a dead bird. It held the wing in its mouth the same cute way they hold a nut. Rather creepy.
Back to rodent pets: I had a friend a long time ago who was doing experiments feeding caffeine to mice and observing the effects on their behavior. They refused to drink their water with the (bitter) caffeine in it at first, so he had to sweeten it. He steadily increased their dose, and then suddenly cut
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Naw, the Ubuntu code name is Vegetarian Velociraptor.
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Naw, the Ubuntu code name is Vegetarian Velociraptor.
Uh oh, Randall Munroe [wikipedia.org] is going to shit himself.... [xkcd.com]
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But they're vegetarian velociraptors! They don't eat meat! Hardly ever! Only on special occasions. Or when they're really hungry. Or when the humans drop their guard- damn!
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Isn't spamming slashdot telling people to go to your website tantamount to trying to rob a gun store filled with customers?
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