Girl Who Named Pluto, At 11, Dies At 90 158
notthepainter notes the passing of the woman who, as an 11-year-old girl, named Pluto. "Frozen and lonely, Planet X circled the far reaches of the solar system awaiting discovery and a name. It got one thanks to an 11-year-old British girl named Venetia Burney, an enthusiast of the planets and classical myth. On March 14, 1930, the day newspapers reported that the long-suspected 'trans-Neptunian body' had been photographed for the first time, she proposed to her well-connected grandfather that it be named Pluto, after the Roman god of the underworld. Venetia Phair, as she became by marriage, died April 30 in her home in Banstead, in the county of Surrey, England. She was 90. ... More vexing to Mrs. Phair was the persistent notion that she had taken the name from the Disney character. 'It has now been satisfactorily proven that the dog was named after the planet, rather than the other way around,' she told the BBC. 'So, one is vindicated.' " Venetia's great-uncle Henry, who was a housemaster at Eton, had successfully proposed that the two dwarf moons of Mars be named Phobos and Deimos.
But Pluto's not even a planet! (Score:5, Funny)
Pluto Replies (Score:5, Insightful)
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Rock on, Venetia, rock on.
Thanks for testing the waters... (Score:1, Redundant)
I'm glad you got marked troll. Like 90% of us were coming here to make the exact same joke and now we know how the response would have been.
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Fuck you, Pluto is a planet you insensitive clod!
An 11-year-old-girl (Score:1)
Re:But Pluto's not even a planet! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:But Pluto's not even a planet! (Score:5, Funny)
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How is this even a story? Maybe if she had named a REAL planet...
so what did you accomplish when you were 11? Maybe you discovered and named one of those rocks in the asteroid belt.
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I really wonder how she felt when a few years ago, Pluto was declassified as a planet. Oddly surreal.
Re:But Pluto's not even a planet! (Score:5, Insightful)
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How is this even a story? Maybe if she had named a REAL planet...
Like what, Vulcan?
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And yet I'd still hit it.
Damned Disney (Score:5, Insightful)
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How can you rip off something that is in the public domain?
Re:Damned Disney (Score:5, Insightful)
Sure, its not wrong because public domain works are meant to be copied. But it kinda kills part of the experience to know that the movies you thought Disney did a great job doing, had been around for centuries before Walt was born.
Re:Damned Disney (Score:5, Insightful)
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(did anyone ever think Disney came up with them?)
Did you never think that? I'll happily admit that I did think that that for some time.
If you ever did, when did you change your thinking? Was it because you heard about "the original version" of $FAIRYTALE, or heard the movie referred to as "the Disney version"?
I think that in the absence of other information it's reasonable to think that $FAIRYTALE is made by Disney when you watch it and see it says "Disney" somewhere near the beginning.
The fact that they're not original to Disney seems like one of those
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I never did, but I was growing up a little before every house had a VCR, and there were only four channels so Disney-on-demand was not available. I first got my fairytales in the form of paper and ink - and often you'd have three or four versions of the same story in different books, varying in details such as the presence or absence of heroic woodcutters, the eventual survival or otherwise of two little pigs and one big
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I don't think the point is that it's wrong, more the hypocrisy of Disney: they make use of the works of other people who are long dead, but they want the work that the company owns - including derivative works that they created out of other people's works - to remain in copyright indefinitely. Even though Mickey Mouse was also created by people who are presumably dead now.
Imagine if all the authors of those fairy tales had lobbied the Governments to extend copyrights indefinitely? None of those Disney stori
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How many people think that The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, Snow White and Pinocchio were thought up by Disney?
Well, it's not as if Disney was very accurate in their recreations. Disney has a habit of removing the part of the story where a hero, heroine, or other main character dies at the end.
Re:Damned Disney (Score:4, Informative)
God speed (Score:5, Insightful)
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mod parent up. Too much damn cynicism and not enough respect.
Re:God speed (Score:5, Insightful)
She outlived her planet.
Re:God speed (Score:4, Interesting)
She outlived her planet.
She outlived the classification of the body she named as a planet. You do realize that if the IAU called Pluto a Turnip (which sadly makes about as much sense as their definition of Planet) it would make no difference whatsoever to the body itself. The odds are pretty good that Pluto will outlive the human race.
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I thought it was funny. Thanks for ruining it.
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Fixed that for you. Sorry but that annoys me every time.
You sir, are no poet (Score:2)
Hmpf!!
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Farewell (Score:2)
Best regards to the family.
Just Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Now THAT is a nerd's nerd. At the age of eleven, names a planet after a Roman god. I can just picture it now. "Grandfather, I rather think that naming it aaaafter the god Pluto might be the most appropriate course." Maybe I've seen too many Fruit Newton commercials, though.
Re:Just Wow (Score:4, Insightful)
Now THAT is a nerd's nerd. At the age of eleven, names a planet after a Roman god.
Not all that original, really... they're all named after Roman gods. Now if she had suggested "Loki" or perhaps "Hellboy," I'd call her my nerd.
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I misread your post as "after a Romulan God". Now THAT would be a nerd's nerd.
Well, where do you think Star Trek got the name "Romulus" from?
Re:Just Wow (Score:5, Insightful)
Now THAT is a nerd's nerd. At the age of eleven, names a planet after a Roman god. I can just picture it now. "Grandfather, I rather think that naming it aaaafter the god Pluto might be the most appropriate course." Maybe I've seen too many Fruit Newton commercials, though.
These days the kid would never be allowed to read classic Greek Mythology at age 11 lest it damage their precious innocent psyche, or prompt them to go postal at school.
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In the USSR at least, a book of classical Greek mythology was the most widespread children book.
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And yet, you can't drink the tapwater in Moscow. Perhaps it should have been "the little engine that could". Or maybe that monster book with Grover at the end (sorry for the spoiler warning) :P
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Now THAT is a nerd's nerd. At the age of eleven, names a planet after a Roman god. I can just picture it now. "Grandfather, I rather think that naming it aaaafter the god Pluto might be the most appropriate course."
No kidding. My daughter would try to name it after, like, you know, oh my god, myspace.
greek underworld != christian hell (Score:5, Informative)
TFA quotes Neil deGrasse Tyson saying "Pluto is the god of the underworld, a distant place you don't want to go to," and Capt. Freeman saying "Pluto is the prototype of Satan in many minds..."
The Greek underworld is more akin to the entire Christian afterlife. Sure, it had Hell-like Tartarus [wikipedia.org], but it also had the Heaven-like Elysian Fields [wikipedia.org] (in French: Champs-Elysees), and plenty of places between.
And Pluto/Hades was certainly no Satan! In at least one myth, the brothers Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades drew lots to see who would rule the air, sea, and underworld. Zeus drew first and chose air. Poseidon was thrilled, because he wanted the sea anyway. And poor Hades was stuck with the underworld.
Also from TFA, "...scientists at the Lowell Observatory voted unanimously for Pluto, partly because its first two letters could be interpreted as an homage to Percival Lowell..." Very cool.
Re:greek underworld != christian hell (Score:4, Interesting)
And poor Hades was stuck with the underworld.
Yah, cause Satan is so thrilled with Hell [wikipedia.org].
Maybe the link between Hell and Hades had to do with its portrayals in verse. I remember in the Odyssey, when Odysseus called up all the dead spirits trying to find Teiresias (or however the hell you spell it), NOBODY liked Hades, and from the sound of it he talked to like everybody who died in the Iliad and then some. Surely one or two of the people he talked to would have gone to the nicer spots out of random chance? Like maybe one of the Aiantes?
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yeah, I always thought that was kind of interesting about Greek mythology. the afterlife just SUCKED. I mean, isn't the whole point of a religion promising an afterlife to give the plebes something to look forward to while they slave away for their rich masters and religious leaders?
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Wait.. the main boulevard in France, the one they sing the song about, the one with the big arch over it.. is named after the greek underworld?
That's really creepy, when you think about it.
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The Elysium Fields is the resting place of heroes, so I think it's a fitting name : the Arc de Triomphe has sculptures all over it, detailing the wars fought by France, and there's also the tomb of the Unknown Soldier (who died during WW1) at its foot.
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Champs-Elysees [wikipedia.org]. It is indeed a fitting name.
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Yeah real tear jerker.. (Score:1, Redundant)
Sorry, karma burning a hole in my pocket
plutonic != platonic (Score:5, Insightful)
Plutonic? [urbandictionary.com]
Astrological etymologies:
Mercurial - unpredictable temperment
Venereal - sexually indulgent
Lunatic - crazy
Martial - war-like
Saturnine - gloomy
Jovial - happy
But "nepotism" is from nephew, not Neptune. And "platonic" is from Plato, not Pluto.
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Venereal - sexually indulgent
And all married men suddenly cried out "The whole 'Women are from Venus' thing is a scam!"
Auden (Score:1, Interesting)
Lost on a fog-bound spit of sand
In shoes that pinched me, across the strand
I hear the plosh of Charon's oar,
Who ferrys no one to a happy shore.
Planet X (Score:3, Funny)
Don't they mean Planet IX?
What about Pluto Nash? (Score:1)
What do we do about Pluto Nash?
Hulu! An evil Alien plot to destroy the world!
Makes one wonder (Score:3, Funny)
So where's the C&D letter against Disney for using the name she coined for a planet?
Surely it causes consumer confusion.. I mean, when I see titles like The Complete Pluto, Volume One [amazon.com]; I expect a DVD authorized by the foundation or scientists who discovered the planet, and it to be about the planet.
But instead the proper trade name as assigned the Pluto brand planet is used with a piece of fiction in a manner that is not only confusing but dilutes the mark...
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Umm, Pluto is eponymous. As long as they didn't try to trademark it, there's nothing wrong. The term being many centuries old would never have fallen under IP laws of the US or pretty much any other modern state.
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But instead the proper trade name as assigned the Pluto brand planet is used with a piece of fiction in a manner that is not only confusing but dilutes the mark...
I'm sure that billions of Plutonians have been sharing your sentiments for years, and have been trying to organize a lawsuit due to the irreparable damage caused to their estates.
Well, you say she died. (Score:2)
Yuggoth (Score:1)
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When I was your age... (Score:5, Funny)
-Venetia Phair
Before anybody jumps to the conclusion (Score:2, Funny)
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She just died now? (Score:2)
Pluto IS a Planet (Score:2, Informative)
Voting Controversy (Score:2)
Didn't the people that did vote for demotion do it in a way that locked out a majority of the voters? I seem to recall that the vote was set up in a rather shady way, when many of the participants weren't present, basically guaranteeing the result they hoped for, and when the rest of the membership found out, they hit the roof.
X-Plainet! (Score:2, Funny)
So that means it used to be Planet X, but now it's an ex-planet!
My wife looked after her (Score:5, Interesting)
Not really believing this story I googled a bit and found a name. My wife refused to tell me the name of the woman but when I said 'Venetia Phair' she was very surprised as she thought the whole thing was a massive wind-up.
Not planet X (Score:2)
both named after roman god? (Score:2)
How do they know both weren't named after the Roman god?
Pluto.... I have some frightful news. (Score:2)
I rather think that Ms. Phair would have enjoyed this song by Clare and the Reasons [youtube.com].
She died (Score:2)
She didn't dies, she died.
Hamlet dies, everyone dies. But a person dies just the once.
She died. She is dead. Stop trying to make her less dead by avoiding the past tense.
Re:like a zebra. (Score:5, Informative)
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I can't be bothered to RTFS (Score:2)
My attention span got me halfway through the summary and then I got distracted by topless photos of Carrie Prejean.
Re:Goofy (Score:5, Insightful)
What I find baffling is that Goofy is a dog, and Pluto is a dog. But Goofy wears clothes, drives, and talks - and Pluto just runs around, barks and wags his tail.
It's just... not right.
Re:Goofy (Score:5, Funny)
Pluto is a dog's dog. Goofy is a dog trying to be a man.
If I ran around sniffing crotches and licking my goods, I'd...never get out of the house. What was my point again?
Re:Goofy (Score:5, Funny)
Pluto is a dog's dog. Goofy is a dog trying to be a man.
Actually, Pluto is a mouses dog.
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Should we respect Goofy's aspiration to transcend his origins and disapprove of Pluto's ignomy, or should we reject Goofy as a social-climbing pretender and admire Pluto's authenticity?
Re:Goofy (Score:5, Funny)
I think it's clear to any REAL dog that Goofy is nothing but an uppity Uncle Rover, sitting and rolling over for the massah to get a handout.
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Given Walt's history, I'd always just assumed that Goofy's early character was a manifestation of his racist beliefs.
(Seriously... part of the reason that Disney don't want their copyrights to expire is that they're repressing a lot of really bad stuff that's in their early archives)
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What I find baffling is that Goofy is a dog, and Pluto is a dog. But Goofy wears clothes, drives, and talks - and Pluto just runs around, barks and wags his tail.
You know, that's not very far out there when you are talking about this group. Years ago when Minnie started acting strange, many thought she had had a psychotic break, some said that she was just plain crazy... In the end, it turned out she was just fu*king Goofy...
Re:Goofy (Score:5, Funny)
we are tackling the big issues here today aren't we?
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What I find baffling is that Goofy is a dog, and Pluto is a dog. But Goofy wears clothes, drives, and talks - and Pluto just runs around, barks and wags his tail.
What I find baffling is how this gets modded insightful? Just what was the insight here? That cartoon characters can be imagined differently?
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Detecting inconsistency is fiction is a very useful skill, just like detecting sarcasm is.
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It's called anthropomorphism [wikipedia.org], and there is a centuries-old literary tradition of it.
I don't find it inconsistent that some Disney characters are anthropomorphic and some are just plain animals. As a kid I certainly didn't have a problem with it.
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What I find baffling is that Goofy is a dog, and Pluto is a dog. But Goofy wears clothes, drives, and talks - and Pluto just runs around, barks and wags his tail.
It's just... not right.
Goofy is a dingo, http://www.donaldduck.nl/duckipedia/artikel/73 [donaldduck.nl] .
Re:despite the fact (Score:4, Informative)
Neither Neptune nor Pluto are ever bright enough to be visible to the naked eye. In optimal conditions and near its opposition with Earth, Uranus can be visible to someone with excellent eyesight.
Re:despite the fact (Score:5, Funny)
or a couple of mirrors. Oh wait, your anus? That's visible to most anyone, mister playboy. :)
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They changed that name to end that stupid joke years ago. Now we call it you're in us.
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According to Futurama I thought it was Urectum.
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Yes, but they did actually change it to be pronounce Urine us.
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Is that what that Queen song Radio Gaga is about?
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I read that as "Shelfish astromers" and thought I'd missed some big news about Europa. A *lot* of big news in fact.