Human-Animal Hybrids Fail 554
SailorSpork writes "Fans of furries and anime-style cat girls will be disappointed by the news that attempts to create human animal hybrids have failed. Experiments by British scientists to create embryonic stem cells by putting human DNA into cow or rabbit eggs had raised ethical concerns, but the question of how we would treat sub-humans will have to wait until we actually figure out how to make them."
How we would treat 'sub-humans' (Score:5, Funny)
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That's already been answered in comic form (Score:2, Informative)
Re:That's already been answered in comic form (Score:5, Funny)
I would like to propose an addendum to Rule 34.
If you can imagine it, there is porn and a wiki for it.
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Sign me up for 15 catgirls.
Re:How we would treat 'sub-humans' (Score:4, Funny)
Have you ever seen a cats tongue and teeth or rabbit teeth? I don't want those any where near my privates. And how does a furry shave? I don't want cat/rabbit hair in my mouth. The eight breasts might be difficult to design lingerie for. Ok I think I have to take a shower now.
Re: "And how does a furry shave?" (Score:3, Funny)
I'm not too sure you understand the premise.
Re:How we would treat 'sub-humans' (Score:5, Funny)
Don't forget to spay or neuter your cat-girls
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If you've got to neuter your cat-girl then something went VERY wrong.
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Tell me I'm not the only one... (Score:4, Interesting)
... that ever read the Ballad of Lost C'Mell?
Or the Dead Lady of Clown Town?
The Underpeople?
Come on slashdot...
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Re:How we would treat 'sub-humans' (Score:5, Funny)
How we would treat 'sub-humans'?
Probrably the same thing we do today. Put them in the White House and Congress.
Re:How we would treat 'sub-humans' (Score:4, Insightful)
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It's clear how you would treat them considering your choice of words.
'sub-human' versus 'semi-human'
Great way to hold no bias at the opening of THIS discussion.
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ah man. (Score:2)
I was looking forward to Giraffe man.
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Really? You have some weird tastes [wikia.com].
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Rule 34: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/3/31/ManKissesGiraffe.jpg [nocookie.net]
Just a thought (Score:5, Insightful)
Maybe we should resolve the ethical concerns before we perform the science ...
This is opening Pandora's Box.
I'm tired of you ethical moralists (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:I'm tired of you ethical moralists (Score:5, Insightful)
Nazi scientists maiming and blinding unwilling subjects happened.
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Even from a non ethical moralist view, the parent of the parent was right. When someone says maybe we should sort the paperwork out first, it doesn't mean the is a neat freak and you would be considered an ass for calling him one.
Sorting out ethics in ones mind does not make them a "moralist". Someone getting their heart ready for something big doesn't make them a moralist either.
Re:I'm tired of you ethical moralists (Score:5, Funny)
If you want government grants for this kind of stuff, sure. Your funding comes from taxpayers, they have to approve it. If it's a matter of some guy creating human-animal hybrids on his own personal island, I don't see that it's anyone else's business.
Re:I'm tired of you ethical moralists (Score:5, Insightful)
If it's a matter of some guy creating human-animal hybrids on his own personal island, I don't see that it's anyone else's business.
What if it's a couple torturing or killing their own kids?
Re:I'm tired of you ethical moralists (Score:4, Insightful)
How about this less extreme take? What if it's a couple raising their children in a way you don't particularly like? Spanking responsibly (ie: not beating), but you feel Time Outs are the only proper way? There really is a point at which, no matter what your personal opinion on the matter is, unless you can prove a personal stake in the matter, you should just let it go. By utilizing your freedoms and inflicting your will on others, you restrict their freedom unfairly, just because you think what they're doing is wrong. Get over it.
When is it a person? (Score:4, Insightful)
Because then I could argue that" Yes, they may be experimenting on their own kids but at least they did not abort them.
Where do you draw the line?
Hard to say, which is precisely why I have a problem with abortion. At some point, between conception and the age of legal majority, we have a legally protected person. But birth seems arbitrary.
Re:I'm tired of you ethical moralists (Score:4, Insightful)
What if I have my own island and I breed humans for food. Is that wrong? If so then why? it doesn't hurt _you_
See this relativist shit is too much for me. Inside every man's head (the sane ones) is a morality calling out that says "this is WRONG". Stop playing the "everything is gray" card because it's not. You live in a community and if said community says you should stop you either remove yourself completely from that community (good luck) or you comply. If you want to change the community views then so be it, but don't pretend for a second you live on some isolated island and have no contact with humanity so it's all OK as long as you stick to your own ethos. The community has a say also and has just as much right to "tell you what to do" when it comes to questions of morality. Morality is a social issue just as much as it's a personal issue.
Re:I'm tired of you ethical moralists (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:I'm tired of you ethical moralists (Score:5, Insightful)
For example, we have prisons. I put it to you that it is a dreadful thing to be deprived of your freedom. Still we put people in prison because the costs of not doing so are seen to be too great. This does NOT make it "right" to imprison anyone, to claim it does is comforting but deluded. It is simply necessary. (Well, that's a different discussion.)
What I'm getting at here is that accepting moral relativism doesn't necessarily mean accepting every kind of behaviour. It can also mean acting on your own beliefs, even to the detriment of others, and accepting that your own judgment is all you have to fall back on. Pragmatically, absolute and relative morals behave the same way. If one view - let's say mine - is absolutely correct, then everything I do that is in accordance with that view is acceptable. If every view is equally correct, then everything I do in accordance with my own view is correct in my own system, and that's as good as it can ever get. To live is to tread on others. You can try to minimize that if you wish, but you will hurt others, and no justification will make that hurt go away. You just make do.
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Pascal's Wager could prove that he is actually being very rational by believing in a deity.
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/pascal-wager/ [stanford.edu]
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That God explicitly blessed the occasional wiping out of various peoples, basically designating them as subhuman. This also violates the commandment "thou shalt not kill" which is stupidly contradictory. Any child can see the conflict here, which is why they are punished when they discover these flaws, in order to brainwash them into believing your nonsense.
The Translation of "Lo Tirtzach" into "thou shall not kill" is a loose translation. Some translations use "Thou shall not commit murder" but this translation is more narrowly defined than what tirtzach encompasses. Kill and murder are entirely different words. Something more accurate would be "Do nothing which causes innocent blood to be shed." Tirtzach applies to murders as well as neglect and reckless endangerment. It does not encompass self defense, someone else's defense, killing national enemies, and k
Re:I'm tired of you ethical moralists (Score:5, Insightful)
Whatever happened to doing things because we *could*, rather than because we should?
It ended when we exploded the hydrogen bomb.
Re:I'm tired of you ethical moralists (Score:4, Interesting)
But fission bombs were just fine?
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Re:Because it is playing God (Score:5, Insightful)
In what way is an embryo sentient? Sentience [wikipedia.org] is the ability to feel or perceive subjectively. Absent any nervous system, an embryo, even a purely human embryo, is not sentient.
Re:Because it is playing God (Score:4, Insightful)
Well, those embryos are 9 months and a bit of luck away from being sentient, whereas you are one hammer-blow and a bit of luck away from no longer being sentient (and not necessarily dead). And yet I don't think that gives us a right to experiment on those of us who are less fortunate than others.
Yes, there are issues with this line of reasoning with respect to the more intelligent animals, but necessity trumps some things, and keep in mind we still experiment on humans - just once we feel we've reduced the risks sufficiently through other tests. Someone was the first guy to get a pig valve implanted in his heart, and I'd be unsurprised if the success rate was lower at first due to the experimental nature of the treatment.
Re:Just a thought (Score:4, Interesting)
Speak of Pandora's box, replacing the animal DNA with human DNA in an animal cell is pretty much like taking out a big chunk of code out of your text editor in binary form, replace them with another chunk of code from your image editing software, without any understanding of what exactly is the processor doing, and hope the end result will actually execute and lets you edit images. TFA indicated that the right genes are getting turned off. What we really should worry about is what genes are getting turned on since our DNA is littered with inactive segments of virus RNAs. We may stumble on something that we don't know how to deal with.
Re:Just a thought (Score:5, Insightful)
Maybe we should resolve the ethical concerns before we perform the science ...
This is opening Pandora's Box.
Seems to me the only time we resolve ethical concerns are when the ethical concerns become obsolete. People are still debating whether abortion is ethical. It comes down to a matter of beliefs. Does a human genetic code constitute an independant human? Your answer to that question, reguardless of how much you believe it, is not based on fact. Different people don't all share your beliefs and will have different answers. There is no resolving this ethics question. Well, there is one way, and that is to perform the science. If it turns out to be a scientific dead-end, then we'll have our answer: no it is not ethical because it's pointless.
Note that I'm not saying lets do it BECAUSE it might be a scientific dead end and then we can move on, that would be a terrible reason to do something. Just pointing out that waiting for the ethical question to be answered 100% is basically a sneaky way of saying "lets not do this ever because I am uncomfortable with it."
Re:Just a thought (Score:4, Insightful)
Maybe we should resolve the ethical concerns before we perform the science ...
This is opening Pandora's Box.
How, exactly, do you propose to resolve the ethical concerns before we even know what they are?
You're suggesting that we sit down and thoroughly examine all the possible ethical concerns ahead of time and come to some kind of consensus...
Never mind the fact that we can't even get everyone to agree on how human beings should be treated, let's all figure out how we're going to treat our human/animal hybrids.
And then, after tons of debate and discussion it turns out we can't even make human/animal hybrids. Tons of wasted time and effort.
Or maybe our hybrids turn out to have no more brainpower than the animals they were hybridized with, but we've already decided that they should have the right to vote.
Or maybe our hybrids turn out to be far smarter than us and take over.
Re:Just a thought (Score:5, Insightful)
Just because exploring the ethical consequences hasn't been the modus operandi thus far, it doesn't mean that it isn't a cause worth considering. The fewer the people who stand up and ask for moral considerations, the easier it is for ethical abuses to occur unnoticed and unchecked. (Or, put in an even more cliche manner, "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil, is for good men to do nothing.")
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If it was simply patents that were in the way, you can bet that some legislators would get new summer homes and vacations etc. and the laws would change. The problem is cost associated with being ecologically and work force ethical.
My other post hints that the only way to bring about ethics is to force it by wielding the money stick via stockholders. That works, but is not effective if businesses can ship their production facilities to a country that doesn't care about the ecology or retirement plans etc. S
Granted I'm not a geneticist... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Granted I'm not a geneticist... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Granted I'm not a geneticist... (Score:5, Informative)
Cows and rabbits are super cheap, and are slaughtered by the thousands all the time. Obtaining needed tissue should be relatively simple. That is the point of the exercise.
Re:Granted I'm not a geneticist... (Score:5, Funny)
The point of the hybrids mentioned isn't to make freakish movie monsters or vile fringe-wank material
Now he tells me. I'm off to drop out of my graduate genetics program.
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More people accept cows dying for the benefit of humans than apes. Simple as that, you all suck!
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Wouldn't chimp make a lot more sense?
Don't know about the genetics part, but I seem to recall that chimps are becoming very rare and expensive for experimentation. Also, from the ethical/PR point of view people get a lot more worked up about experimening with chimps rather than cows, pigs & rabbits.
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and there is a demand for cow humans, and cows are sexy?
Re:Granted I'm not a geneticist... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Granted I'm not a geneticist... (Score:4, Funny)
No, I don't know what you mean, thank God!
To bad (Score:4, Insightful)
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You mean we can't!?
Dammit guess I'll stop my nightly reactor core exposure sessions...:(
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Of course you can make mutant atomic supermen. All you need is some DNA and chronitons. Who wouldn't want to have a cannon in their chest or extendible arms?
Granted, you may have to go to the Forbidden Zone in the Galaxy of Terror to get them, but so what?
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Or better yet, imagine if we could make a device for turning on / pointing at things at a distance (I don't remember what he used it for or called it so joke fails ..)
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Exactly! -- MOD PARENT UP (Score:5, Insightful)
I really find myself wondering, where's the "duh" tag for this article? Sheesh. We've known for *decades* that radical hybridization simply don't work. Anyone remember the totato / pomato? Not the grafted gimmick plant, but the actual genetic hybrid? Yeah, didn't think so. That didn't work either.
Cheers,
Re:Exactly! -- MOD PARENT UP (Score:4, Insightful)
Part of why I mentioned the pomato is that the potato and tomato are both members of the same genus, Solanum [wikipedia.org], a.k.a. the deadly nightshade family. For that matter, tobacco is part of the same grouping, making the apocryphal tomacco another intra-genus hybrid. Yet none of these intra-genus hybrids is viable.
Now, what the article is talking about is hybridization of species even further apart, walking back up the taxonomic tree by several nodes. If we cannot even produce viable intra-genus hybrids, we sure aren't going to be producing viable intra-family, intra-order, or intra-class hybrids any time soon. FWIW, my own guess is that it'll take us 10-20 years to get an intra-genus hybrid, and much longer for hybrids of species further apart -- partial genetic borrowing notwithstanding, such as the glow-in-the-dark pigs crafted using certain jellyfish genes.
Basically, my point is that, in the absence of any hybrid between humans and chimps or bonobos, the two other extant species widely regarded as the most closely related to H. sapiens, we should not be the least bit surprised that hybrids with species that aren't even *primates* should fail in utero, and I would go so far as to say that their failure would fall firmly in the "No shit, Sherlock" category of unsurprising. (No offense meant, just stating my personal view of the article.)
Cheers,
Rabbit eggs? (Score:4, Funny)
Rabbit eggs? I guess the easter bunny has to make money somehow in the off-season.
Waste of time (Score:2)
Making a human-animal hybrid is a waste of time, the real challenge is making something far superior to man.
The five-assed monkey [philgomes.com].
Five-assed monkey? Three-peckered billy goat! (Score:2)
I'll see your five-assed monkey, and bet you a three-peckered billy goat [ravensbrew.com]!
So there!
Cheers,
NOOOOOOOO! (Score:2, Funny)
My one hope for not dying a virgin geek...crushed like a grape under a giant anthromorphic fighting robot's foot. I'm doomed...
Guess I'll have to go with my backup plan to hack into a government mainframe and accidentally create Kelly LeBrock during a lightning storm. ;)
Let's not get ahead of ourselves (Score:5, Insightful)
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Hell, we're still dealing with how people should treat other actual humans.
Re:Let's not get ahead of ourselves (Score:5, Insightful)
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Hell, we're still dealing with how people should treat other actual humans.
Ironically, by treating said humans like sub-humans.
I've never understood the problem here (Score:5, Insightful)
The only time ethical concerns should really come into play is when you're attempting to convict someone of a crime based on DNA evidence, but it's not like the law has not had to deal with this sort of problem before. Identical twins have already generated plenty of precedents to draw from.
It drives me crazy when congresspeople are spending hours and hours talking about how cloning is an affront before god and has to be stopped, but can't seem to make a good argument as to why other than citing bad movie plots or vague "They won't have a soul!" type arguments.
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Religious views have never been based on good arguments.
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Suppose Religion is real and you create some kind of sci-fi cartoonish Larson-esque Cow Person who actually _has_ a soul... and it spends its life, at best, ostracized by humanity, and at worse, spends its short life in experiments before being destroyed.
Religious people aren't against cloning because they think something won't have a soul... they're against it because some scientist is pl
Re:I've never understood the problem here (Score:4, Interesting)
There are a lot of cases where genetic engineering (either cloning or hybridization) DOES raise many valid ethical concerns.
Think about this:
1) Would you feel bad about taking organs from a clone which was grown without any brain?
2) What about a clone who had a brain the size of a bird's?
3) What about a clone with a brain the size of a three year old?
Or say we made some humans who had the intelligence of a dog. Would they be less than human? Could we treat them like slaves and train them just like we train dogs now? What would happen if one of the subhumans bred with a real human? Would the result be 'human' enough that you would treat it like a human?
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It feels like religion/morals is the justification they use for all of their decisions here in the States. As an American, an atheist, and a college graduate it really bothers me that it feels like everything is justified by a religion rather than logic. Didn't these guys study formal logic in law school?
Unfortunately, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" is not the same as "Congress shall make no law whose only justification is an establishment of religion"
Re:I've never understood the problem here (Score:5, Interesting)
Every ethical argument has some unjustifiable assumptions at its base.
"We should maximize the sum of human happiness over time." But why?
"Do unto others as you'd have them do to you." But why?
"Let everyone do their own thing so long as it doesn't impinge on your own happiness." But why?
"Respect the sanctity of human life, from conception through to death." But why?
"Don't punish the innocent." But why?
"All men are created equal." Really? Why do you think that? ('self-evidence' isn't a very solid ground in an argument.)
Utilitarianism and humanism are just as arbitrary as disliking human cloning. Worse, actually, since they so often fool their adherents into thinking that the basis of their morality is rationality.
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If we're going to perform cloning just for organ harvesting, we can easily just not allow the brain to develop. Hell, just make it a torso with no head or limbs. Just a nutrient intake tube and waste output tube.
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Re:I've never understood the problem here (Score:4, Insightful)
I have absolutely no problems with the idea. It's completely unfeasible, but I don't see how it poses any moral or ethical difficulty at all.
On the question of... (Score:2)
We'd treat them the same way we treat furries (Score:5, Funny)
Hierarchy of geekdom. Published scifi authors at the top, furries at the bottom, erotic furries below that.
http://www.brunching.com/geekhierarchy.html [brunching.com]
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Video gamers are more geeky then Trekkies?
Depends on if you define "more geeky" as a good thing or a bad thing. The chart implies who looks down upon whom, note the direction the arrows point, both ways. Pokemon fans over the age of six still feel superior to furries and furries likewise feel superior to them.
Animal Genetic Material into Human Eggs (Score:2)
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Of course, neither of those is the goal of the research.
The idea is to create animals that can manufacture various human tissues, whether it's a particular protein, a new heart, or stem cells.
We used animals to produce insulin for a long time, until someone figured out how to genetically engineer bacteria to produce human insulin, or even modified human insulin with particular properties. Now there's interest in engineering plants to produce human insulin.
Of course they fail. (Score:2)
More-or-less haphazardly mixing up nonhuman cells/genes with human ones (which is, at present, all we're tech
manbearpig (Score:2)
'Sub' human? (Score:4, Interesting)
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Man-plant is the way forward (Score:2, Interesting)
What is that? (Score:2)
Some kind of PigBearMan?
Flamebait title? (Score:3, Funny)
Have to wait? (Score:2)
the question of how we would treat sub-humans will have to wait until we actually figure out how to make them
Why? I think it _should_ be the other way around.
Or the more serious topic. (Score:2)
Many animals have natural immunity to diseases that we don't. Or digest particular foods better then we do, or have instincts of healthier activities, such as preferring the taste of vegetables over high fat meet. Lets say for example we bread a human with a shark and a rabbit. Immune from Cancer however prefers vegetables and able to digest vegetables more efficiency.
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Re:Or the more serious topic. (Score:4, Insightful)
Yeah, but what if it all goes wrong, and we end up with a killing machine that loves meat and breeds like crazy? Oh wait...
No wonder it doesn't work (Score:5, Funny)
"putting human DNA into cow or rabbit eggs"
No wonder it doesn't work. Cows don't even lay eggs!! Must be the UN scientists...
What one earth? (Score:4, Funny)
SailorSpork writes "Fans of furries and anime-style cat girls ..."
I call bullshit on this right out the gate.
There is NO SUCH THING as a fan of a furry.
None.
Furries are mocked and persecuted throughout the internets. In real life, parents (realizing that it is too late to leave them hobbled in the woods) disown them. The feeble-minded openly deride them. Even juggaloes cannot abide the presence of furries.
I understand the occasional grammar or spelling mixup. I really do. But to allow such an egregious error to be posted is on par with a summary detailing the efforts of General Fred Rogers leading his unicorn cavalry against the Mongolian horde.
Haven't you heard? (Score:3, Informative)
The only "hybrid" part this approach has... (Score:3, Informative)
It has been known for a while now that enucleating an egg (i.e. removing its nucleus) and putting the nucleus of an adult cell inside it seems to do somewhat of a reset. This makes a little sense, since mammalian eggs have chemicals and chemical gradients necessary to uncover the right genes to start off the process.
Given how hard it is to get eggs from humans, other animals would be ideal.
The thing is, the nuclei of these eggs are removed. There is one thing of the animals' genes that would remain, though: the mitochondria. That's why you can trace just your maternal line through your mitochondria - they are provided almost exclusively by the egg. If this ever gets used for actual cloning, imagine how this could screw up a deep ancestry project!
Mitochondria do pretty much the same job and have done so for aeons. They do mutate faster, though, so there *might* be other jobs that they are doing for us that are slightly incompatible. On the whole, though, probably not. In the end, chances are that the only fantasy "hybrid" part of this is human cells with animal batteries.
There's a lot of basic research left to do to see how cow and rabbit eggs (especially the ever-copious rabbit eggs!) differ from human eggs in terms of the chemical environment they provide, but once we figure that out, we will have another avenue of making stem cell equivalents, valuable for all sorts of things including spinal cord repair.
Cloning is a little different than therapeutic stem cell application would be, however. You cannot just throw cloned 'stem' cells into a body - you will get a teratoma: a disgusting ball of flesh with all the body tissues in it. You need to coax it down other development paths first. You can wait for a cloned embryo to develop and take out that particular kind of tissue, which is where some ethical considerations come in, or you can apply hormones and other chemicals to do the job.
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enough about some other guy's sexual fantasy life being destroyed
can we get back to the urgent need to make fully human women with four breasts and two vaginas now please?
Unless you want to share with your friends, two vaginas and four breasts are useless.
The key is to give men four arms and hands, that way even if the woman only has two breasts you can still use the other two hands to grab her ass. As an added bonus if they ever develop a four breasted woman humanity would be ready for it.
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Vaginas? You don't nearly watch enough porn.
In todays environment two assholes would make more sense, or maybe three, or maybe asshole coupled together with mouth at each entry for easy A2M. Assholes with teeths?
Admit it, man! (Score:2)
This isn't about sex . . . you're heavily invested in the brassiere and tampon industry, aren't you?