Scientist Patents New Method To Fight Global Warming 492
SUNSTOP writes to tell us that a relatively unknown Maryland scientist has proposed a public patent that he claims could combat global warming. The proposed plan would require massive amounts of water to be sprayed into the air in an effort to bolster the earth's existing air conditioning system. "First, the sprayed droplets would transform to water vapor, a change that absorbs thermal energy near ground level; then the rising vapor would condense into sunlight-reflecting clouds and cooling rain, releasing much of the stored energy into space in the form of infrared radiation. Kenneth Caldeira, a climate scientist for the Carnegie Institution's Department of Global Ecology at Stanford University whose computer simulation of Ace's invention suggests it would significantly cool the planet. The simulated evaporation of about one-half inch of additional water everywhere in the world produced immediate planetary cooling effects that were projected to reach nearly 1 degree Fahrenheit within 20 or 30 years, Caldeira said."
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YES! We have a new winner for most descriptive Slashdot headline EVAR!
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and as for the idea itself, omfg what could go wrong? luckily such crack pot schemes don't get off the ground.
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"Just like daddy puts in his drink every morning. And then he gets mad." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqPjxsAuUxk [youtube.com]
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What about all the new tropical storms and hurricanes this will cause?
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And lets not forget that water vapour is a greenhouse gas. Making this the equivalent of trying to put out a fire by pouring gasoline onto it.
There's always been small tornadoes outside of tropics. They're rare, short-living and too weak to doo much damage besides damaging som
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What scares me is that genuine concern over global warming could spur popular support for one of these crackpot schemes.
"Green" activists, in their self righteous zeal to save the planet, have latched on to global warming as a means to further their anti-pollution, anti-industrial political agendas. These self appointed do-gooders *know* they're right, since their well-meaning desire to help others justifies any means to their end. This movement echos the "silent spring" hysteria used by the environmental
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"Green" activists, in their self righteous zeal to save the planet, have latched on to global warming as a means to further their anti-pollution, anti-industrial political agendas.
I'm not sure I know anyone who is "pro-pollution", but clearly you are directly insinuating that "Green Activists" are anti-industrial. Are you aware that what this person is proposing would probably create an industry - even if it is a crackpot scheme? Are you unaware that you are making the illogical assumption that all industry necessarily creates pollution? Are you further aware that you are insinuating that all "Green Activists" are attempting to "stop our economy", as evidenced by your association of
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Uh, you mean as immature as Physics right? Climatology started a long time ago - 10th or 16th century, depending on who is counting - about when people started studying that thing we sometimes call "Gravity" (again, depending on who is counting).
Oh please. You know what he meant by "immature". He means that the climate is not understood well enough to predict the climatological effects of the industrial revolution, much less how deliberately trying to counter those effects will affect things.
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Actually, if you live in a very dry, desert climate, this works. All across Sun Valley in arizona (Phoenix, Scottsdale, etc), you'll find misters, a kind of out door A/C which sprays mists of water into the air. It uses very little water, but makes a very noticeable difference in temperature. The temperature in coverage area becomes comfortable enough for out door dining in summer. On a small scale, this works well... so isn't this prior art?
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Because a chemical in small quantities inside a house can have very different effects from that same chemical in the atmosphere.
Just look at ozone: in a house, it is toxic with no benefits unless you want to sterilize a room.
In the upper atmosphere, it is a very important protection against UV.
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Although I understand most folks do use dihydrogen monoxide [dhmo.org] in their evaporative coolers and misters. Not that is scary stuff! I sure wouldn't want to aspirate too much of it.
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Even more fun, wator vapor provides the vast majority of the greenhouse effect (95%?). CO2 is more like 2% of the greenhouse effect. Somehow, combatting CO2 emissions by adding water vapor emissions doesn't quite seem like the right answer.
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The other thing is that clouds are highly reflective, so the sunlight would never even reach the ground in the first place.
So I can see how these two effects would offset the greenhouse effect.
In any case, doing this would be catastrophic for another reason : what goes up must come down. And where will all this water vapor come down as and where, exactly ? Does southern asia really need more rain ? Does buffalo need more snow ? Can an arid region cope with a high increase in rainfall without causing massive mud slides and other nastiness ? What other unforeseen consequences will putting vast amounts water vapor in the atmosphere have ? These are all questions I hope we never have a definite answer for.
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I seem to remember from my industrial gas engineering days that CO2 is heavier than air (that's why we'd put powered vents near the bottom of enclosures that air breathers might go into). Can we please all just move on to the next 'the-sky-is-falling' media-hyped scenario like the scarcity of fresh water? It's probably a scarier situation but many of the invested AGW people haven't caught on yet. Or at least not enough of them to build a "consensus" and unilaterally decide tha
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Believe it or not, climate model physics includes thermodynamic heat transfer.
The point is that some of the heat in the water vapor gets radiated to space, when the vapor is lofted to higher and cooler altitudes. Also that it can induce sunlight-reflecting cloud formation.
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You don't actually know what the net effect is until you calculate it. Caldeira calculated it, in a state-of-the-art climate model, and found that the net effect of the latent heat release coupled with cloud albedo outweighed the heat trapping effect. It's possible this model is wrong, but proving it would require a much more nuanced calculation than "clouds trap heat".
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Seriously - how long does it take to write a dozen thoughtful words, then check it??
Find out in the upcoming /. article "Slashdot Editors Have Checked"
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The OP is a brilliant literary artist.
I kept waiting for the second half of that sentence, but then *BAM* period. End of sentence. I was all like, "WOAH! This guy's messing with my brain by defying the convention of the written word!"
If you don't understand the OP, then you don't appreciate avant-garde literature.
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When are you grammer nazis going to learn, english doenst have rules of grammer, they are more like suggestions than rules.
Same goes for spelling and punctuation, I suppose.
..ACCIDENTLY THE WHOLE THING (Score:5, Funny)
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Give them a break.. so they misspelled pubic. Does that really detract from the ambiguity of the headline?
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Huh? (Score:5, Insightful)
Isn't water vapor one of the biggest greenhouse gasses?
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A hitherto unknown scientist offers an easy solution to greenhouse gases that's actually going to wipe out humanity?
Where's the Doctor???
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Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
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some might call this vaporware
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Right here! [utexas.edu]
He cared deeply about the human dilemma and the rape of Earth.
He advocates killing 90% of the worlds population with the ebola virus.
http://www.sas.org/tcs/weeklyIssues_2006/2006-04-07/feature1p/index.html [sas.org]
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Yup and a LOT of studies suggest his plan is backwards. When 9/11 happened, they measured a cooling effect of the lack of JEt vapor trails.
There are a lot of other studies that also talk about it differently. we need a lot more info about his "plan" before any judgement but at first glance it seems to be more Evil than Good.
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Not so much Evil as Ignorant and/or Stupid.
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While I may not agree with all you said, I do agree that we do not know enough about the problem to be suggesting cures. All that can be done is to stop doing what we suspect is helping to cause the warming problem, and even that has no guarantee of stopping the warming. So while we do what is possible to stop contributing to the problem, adaptation is a very smart thing to begin working on ... pass the tanning lotion, would you?
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A more sensible fellow was interviewed on TV recently who said that most of our climate change is driven by the Sun
*All* of our climate changes are driven by the sun. What this plan does (and what greenhouse gasses do in general) is alter the dynamics of what happens to the energy that reaches the Earth.
Whenever people go on about how it's the sun, their motives are childish and selfish. "The problem is unsolvable, stop trying to fix it, and damn well stop asking me to help!" Of course it's the sun. What do we do about it? What can we do about it? These are valid questions. "Learn to adapt" is the last contingency (well, the last contingency is extinction, but we'll assume that's unacceptable).
Look at it like a river. Rivers flood all the time--it's part of their natural cycle. That doesn't mean we have to "adapt". People like living alongside rivers. Cities naturally form around rivers. Some flooding may be man-made (runoff side-effects of clear cutting, for example), most may be due to the nature of the river, terrain and climate. But we can, and have done something about it. We've built dams.
Thanks to dams, people don't have to "adapt" to the yearly floods. The cost of a dam is *huge*, even if you ignore the energy it generates. But the cost of *not* building a dam is larger. The lost productivity, the lost farm land and property development. The lost city infrastructure, or the added cost to make the infrastructure flood-resistant.
And not to mention, the cost of lost lives.
Rivers still flood, but our dams have essentially eliminated all but the 100-year and 1,000-year floods. Humanity is no longer required to endure the yearly floods that plagued our ancestors.
Whether global climate change is man-made or not is one question, whether global climate change is happening is another. In a certain sense, whether it's man-made or not is irrelevant. What's relevant is whether it's happening, and if so, what can we do about it. Only then does whether it's man-made truly matter. If it's man-made, that gives us more options. If it's not man-made, then the task is more difficult.
This proposal is, essentially, a dam in the sky, stopping energy from the sun from reaching us. Even if global climate change is due entirely to increased output from the sun, this plan, if it's sound, would negate the need to adapt. It would reflect that excess energy away from the planet.
There are many questions that need to be addressed. Is the proposal sound? What are the side-effects? The risks? The costs? But to say "do nothing" is not a proper response from the species that gave us Aristotle and Archimedes, that gave us Apollo and the Internet, that gave us dams, trains, cars and planes. "Do nothing" is the response of the dinosaurs. "Do nothing" is the response of an incapable species, or a cowardly, selfish species. But most of all, "do nothing" is the response of a doomed species.
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Yes, water vapor is the major green house gas only being augmented by carbon dioxide. This just points out that most of the people in the global warming camp know about as much real science as most kindergarten classes.
Normally I try to be more civil, but this calls for a "Hey dumbass, Ken Caldeira has forgotten more about climate science than you will ever know".
In particular, he is well aware of the greenhouse effect of water vapor. See here [slashdot.org] for more discussion.
A more sensible fellow was interviewed on TV recently who said that most of our climate change is driven by the Sun
Why is he more sensible? Because it supports the conclusions you want to reach? In particular, why is this fellow's claim more sensible given the large amount of evidence that most of the modern global warming is not driven by the Sun (e.g., here [nature.com], here [royalsociety.org]).
and that the best way for us to spend our capital in regards to climate change is to learn to adapt
We're going to have to adapt regardless, because we're already committed to some anthropogenic climate change even if there were no natural change, but that doesn't mean that we shouldn't mitigate the problem. It's less expensive to adapt if you have a less extreme climate to adapt to. A real solution, as noted by pretty much every economist who works in this area, is a combination of mitigation, adaptation, and technological R&D. Read Nordhaus's latest book for a good lay overview of the policy problem.
The climate is composed of myriad systems that we still haven't enumerated, cannot properly inter-relate (since we don't know them all) and already contain enough energy that we couldn't drive them in a particular direction if we wanted.
We can't dial in an exact climate state, but we can drive the climate in different directions. We're already doing it with CO2. Reducing CO2 will reduce and slow the warming due to CO2. This is not a difficult concept. The system doesn't respond instantaneously, and it's not realistic to completely halt emissions, but we can slow them to mitigate the resulting climate change.
if somehow we did manage to force a change, the system would likely react in a way we wouldn't be able to foresee
It is not really that hard to figure out that returning CO2 emissions to closer to pre-industrial levels will direct the Earth system to closer to a pre-industrial climate.
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Your first comment seems to indicate that all we need to do is nudge the climate to some course other than the one it is one now. The amount of energy needed to produce such a random change might be small but suppose you put a small amount of energy into the process and nudge it into a direction worse that the one we are on.
It's not a matter of "nudging", it's a matter of reducing the excess heat currently being added to the system. That slows the rate of change and total amount of change.
First, you agree that if we try to force a change the system might react in a way we cannot foresee then you suggest that all we need to do is keep the existing system from changing. The natural state of the climate is that it is always in a state of change driven by the Sun
Yes, we know that climate changes naturally. The problem is that human additions are changing the climate a lot more, and a lot faster, than what natural cycles usually do over similar time periods. The point, therefore, is to dampen and slow our extra forcing to the system, so the total changes (natural+human) are less extreme.
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Isn't water vapor one of the biggest greenhouse gasses?
Exactly what I was thinking.
This invention would do one of three things:
1)Cause runaway greenhouse effects that make the earth unmanageably hot. 2)Cause little to no change at all at the cost of thousands of what will probably be taxpayer dollars. 3)Cause appropriate temperature correction.
The interesting part is that if number 3 is true, then the earth getting hotter would also cause more evaporation creating in essence the same effect. If whatever research findings he has are correct it would mean
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Which, if more heat is reflected before it hits ground, then the plant could enter a severe cooling cycle.
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Isn't water vapor one of the biggest greenhouse gasses?
Yes it is, but what do you expect? This guy is not a rocket scientist, he is a little known scientist.
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Yeah, I know him. His name is Steve, and he's 4'8"...
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It might not be the biggest, but it could definitely stand to lose a few pounds. Ba dum dum.
But seriously, the evaporative cooling effects and shielding of increased cloud cover would more than offset the greenhouse effects.. at least, according to their model. And unlike CO2, water tends to precipitate out of the atmosphere rather than hang around for decades.
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1) Where does the energy come from to spray this water?
2) Clouds are fickle where temperature is concerned. Depending on the type of cloud, they can either raise or lower the temperature. (The article, I see, also notes this.) This is one of the trickiest points of climate modeling, if memory serves.
3) Water vapor is also a particularly powerful greenhouse gas. Pumping a lot more of it into the air could exacerbate the problem rather than fix it. (Also noted in the article, but not actually discussed.)
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1) Where does the energy come from to spray this water?
Duh...coal!
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you forget 4)
all projects for cooling the earth by redirecting the sun radiation have the same fault: they are bad for the plants and the plants are best co2 utilisers.
Doing your part (Score:5, Funny)
"No sir, I do not believe you are 'doing your part to prevent global warming.' Now please stop spitting. No, I don't believe the other patrons need to be cooled."
So looks like he has a patent for.... (Score:2, Funny)
Less is more (Score:4, Insightful)
Yes, let's fix the planet by changing the environment in more weird ways. That ought to work.
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No wonder he was little known (Score:2)
People with social disorders... (Score:2)
There is probably a good reason he has avoided the public. You should not pick on people who may have a social disorder like agoraphobia [wikipedia.org].
In case you don't want to follow the link and learn something, agoraphobia means a person is scared of large open spaces, much like the space between your ears.
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Obama has appointed him as Secretary of the Absurd.
How does that work (Score:2, Redundant)
Water vapour is generally considered to be a greenhouse gas, ie it makes the planet warmer than it would otherwise be.
It isn't as much of a problem as CO2 or methane only because it doesn't stay in the atmosphere for long.
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"It does seem like evaporating water outside the tropics would be more effective," Caldeira said. Some complications related to releasing huge amounts of water into the air are not well understood, however. Among the side-effects: It absorbs latent heat near the earth's surface and transports it to higher altitudes, for a cooling effect. When it condenses at higher altitudes, it releases the latent heat, which then can radiate into space, producing more cooling. It's a greenhouse gas, trapping heat and causing warming. It can form low clouds that reflect solar energy, a cooling effect. It can form more high clouds, which block some sunlight but mostly prevent the release of infrared radiation from below, another warming effect.
yup. It really isn't just that simple, even in this cursory analysis. So, it could backfire horribly, and isn't a terribly well conceived idea in the first place. Perhaps instead of harebrained schemes to combat this problem, we could just quit abusing the planet?
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It also has the strange affect of causing the earths average temperature to drop over the last decade instead of rise.
Dam that global warming, it's a tricky bastard.
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Unless he has a carbon-neutral method of doing that, too...
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... the energy expenditure of putting the water into the air?
Unless he has a carbon-neutral method of doing that, too...
Duh! Hydro power!
With all the water he's spraying, there is bound to be some run-off. Dam those newly formed streams and rivers up and use the hydro power to power the pumps that will pump the water.
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Ok but what about side effects. How will it effect rain fall if we are adding to the current evaporation. Also it seems like this would or could possibly change the ecosystem of the areas it is done in. And finally who would foot the bill and what would be an approx. cost on it. The story paints a nice pic but there isn't enough info to tell if this is even realistic other than the "practical, nontoxic, affordable, rapidly achievable" comment there isn't much info on what his comparisons are.
He could patent troll the Bellagio (Score:3, Funny)
I was there a few weeks ago. When the waters are in operation, the air gets noticeably cooler. This only works because Vegas has very dry air. He would get pretty much zero evaporative cooling in Washington DC during the summer.
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Someone has gone and done it. They have PATENTED vaporware! Now every company that promises to deliver software and never does will be sued by this clown!
Oh how I miss the good old days (Score:3, Insightful)
Books by = none (Score:2)
I couldn't find any books by either this Ron Ace (the inventor of this "idea") or Kenneth Caldeira. However I did find some books in which Caldeira is quoted [tinyurl.com].
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I wonder if this idea will ever
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This has been proposed before (Score:2)
And we all know how that [wikipedia.org] worked out...
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Are we even sure that Global Climate Change is something that we need to stop? If this is all part of a cycle (all signs point to yes), then isn't f*king with it sortof the last thing that we should be doing?
The earth isn't a computer. We can't just reimage it and try again. There are no backups. If we fuck this up, we have to live with it. Seriously, all of these ideas like poisoning the ocean with C02 or spraying tons of extra water into the air seem to be completely and utterly retarded.
Are cars and
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futurama did it (Score:2)
wasn't this the plan from futurama? it even failed in futurama. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqPjxsAuUxk [youtube.com]
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Besides, this only works either temporarily or in discrete locations. If the whole world gets misty it's going to be humid and feel hot and sticky. Also, since there's no way that the water vapor and clouds (back to mist again) would stay uniformly distributed, this will probably make for some very powerful storms.
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Coal plants of course! Don't worry, it's green coal!
I thought coal was black.
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Dirty coal is black.
Clean coal is green. (It's also mined magical pixies from mines located at the opposite ends of rainbows from those occupied by leprachauns and their pots of gold.)
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Clean coal is green. (It's also mined magical pixies from mines located at the opposite ends of rainbows from those occupied by leprachauns and their pots of gold.)
Oh...then I'm against it. Too many jobs are being outsourced to magical foreign lands. It's killing our economy.
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From high school calculus.
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Corn ethenol of course. You only end up using an additional 4 gallons of corn ethenol (for production) for each gallon you burn, so this should improve the greenhouse gasses problem really good now.
Next, they're going to start forest fires to combat air pollution. That's just like using thousands of those pine scented trees hanging from the mirror in your car? That should really fix things good.
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Apparently, no. Warmer weather must no longer cause increased evaporation. Also, it's wonderful that this guy patented a way to suck up half an inch of water times the surface area of the Earth and shoot it into the sky without using any energy.
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Uh, no, evaporation beyond that resulting from existing environmental conditions would not happen all by itself, regardless of what the existing environmental conditions are. The evaporation that would happen by itself is the evaporation that happens without any special intervention, all by itself. See how that works?
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Yes, to an extent. It's called a negative feedback loop. It maintains the environment near a particular balance despite our behavior.
There's also something called a "tipping point." Once we push the environment a certain distance away from the balance point, the feedback loop will become self-reinforcing and will proceed towards a new balance point. In fact, it will resist moving away from the new balance point even it we stop doing the things that pushed us away from the original balance point in the first
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Hydrogen bombs.
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Nuke the Pacific! Sounds like a plan! We'll get right on that. We'll even use clean uranium.
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Nuclear weapons. Is there anything they can't do?
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The "upward pressure" comes from the sun. If we reduce the energy from the sun, the upward pressure is also reduced.
This isn't like capping a geyser, it's like diverting the underground pressure that drives the geyser.
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I don't know why we worry about global warming, we should just go out to Haley's commet once a year, collect a bunch of ice, and drop it into the ocean. Of course, since the warming gets worse every year, the block of ice would also have to increase in size. Thus solving Earth's problems once and for all... 'but what if-' ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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And as some comedian once pointed out: in the US, at least, if you did succeed in killing all the lawyers you couldn't even be convicted of a crime - there would be a lack of adequate representation in court.