Fungus Fire Spores With 180,000 G Acceleration 69
Hugh Pickens writes "Although a variety of spore discharge processes have evolved among the fungi, those with the longest ranges are powered by hydrostatic pressure and include 'squirt guns' that are most common in the Ascomycota and Zygomycota. In these fungi, fluid-filled stalks that support single spores or spore-filled sporangia, or cells called asci that contain multiple spores, are pressurized by osmosis. Because spores are discharged at such high speeds, most of the information on launch processes from previous studies has been inferred from mathematical models and is subject to a number of errors, but now Nicholas Money, an expert on fungi at Miami University, has recorded the discharges with high-speed cameras at 250,000 frames-a-second and discovered that fungi fire their spores with accelerations up to 180,000 g, calling it 'the fastest flight in nature.' Money and his students, in a justified fit of ecstasy, have created a video of the first fungus opera."
Nematocysts (Score:5, Insightful)
Essentially creatures like jellyfish have cells that contain what looks like a coiled rope marinating in poison
I saw a discovery channel special on this once and the video footage they showed up close of these cells reacting just gave you a skin crawling sensation all over your body. But after seeing that, it's no wonder certain box jellyfish [wikipedia.org] or the Portuguese Man O' Wars (not actually jellyfish but a colony of Siphonophorae) [wikipedia.org] can put poison through your skin, through your flesh and down to your bones/organs instantly.
Re:Nematocysts (Score:4, Funny)
Gotta love that shit...
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Your post is interesting too; you used the contraction for IT IS instead of a possessive pronoun like ITS. I don't love that shit, though.
Well said
Re:Nematocysts what a discovery... (Score:1)
That is kewl and fungky....
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makes me wonder if someone ever measured the speed of a pinched out zit
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makes me wonder if someone ever measured the speed of a pinched out zit
What mass, and how many G's does it take for the discharge to break the mirror?
(Score:-1, Disgusting!!!)
So Dr. Money... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So Dr. Money... (Score:5, Funny)
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That explains the "fit of ecstacy"!
Fungus/fungi (Score:4, Insightful)
Fungus fires spores, or
Fungi fire spores
Pick one or the other
Re:Fungus/fungi (Score:5, Funny)
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No, you don't get it. The article is about the extremely high-acceleration sporing of fungus fire.
Zerg! (Score:5, Funny)
Zerg Spore Colonies in Starcraft. Better get 'em while they're young, from a safe distance. Watch for the rush.
Bad 80s saying (Score:1)
That's SO Money!
http://www.builderonline.com/Images/BD050701063L2_tcm10-12885.jpg
acceleration !=fast (Score:3, Interesting)
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Must...resist...obvious...joke... (Score:3, Funny)
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Asci porn is so 80's. What's this doing on the Slashdot front page?
You are Non... (Score:2, Funny)
Perhaps, if we were to plant spore sacs in your brain organ and let its tendrils spread through your flesh, then you would truly understand Juffo-Wup... become part of Juffo-Wup.
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A single spore lands, finds nourishment in decay and attains maturity.. In turn it exhales a cloud of life, a thousand spores land... so progresses Juffo-Wup.
The Juffo-Wup is strong in this place.
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Material for Sci-fi Artists (Score:3, Insightful)
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I remember Xenon 2 [imageshack.us] - it had some amazing shaded/animated fungi and blobby things that exploded when you fired at them.
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You mean like the bugs in Starship Troopers, though they were slow motion anti-air (well anti-orbiting space craft maybe) shots...
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So long as the warhead only weighs as much as a tiny spore, that should work well.
Fit of ecstasy? (Score:1)
You are a pretty sick puppy when fungus causes any type of "fit of ecstasy".
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You have clearly not eaten enough of the fungus to understand.
Odd... (Score:2)
/hint hint
/nudge nudge
Why can't I tag this "late?" (Score:2)
I can tag it "latex," or "latency" but not "late," despite typing late into the box and making sure that was all that was there when I hit enter. I was stupid enough to try the experimental index system and now I can't go back. Woe is me.
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/09/17/fungi-spore-speed.html [discovery.com]
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Try this: Click "Help & Preferences", click "Index", uncheck the "Use Beta Index" box.
Now, woe can be someone else!
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Some tag keywords (story, comment, nix, nod, etc.) are reserved for internal use instead of being sequestered into an isolated name space (i.e. internal tags could start with underscore and users prevented from creating tags starting with underscore).
Loosely related acceleration question (Score:1, Interesting)
Shouldn't Stopping be impossible?
I'll explain. Assuming you've a steady linear deceleration and it takes you 10 seconds to come to a stop. The closer you get to 10 seconds, the closer you are to zero velocity. However at some point, you have to reach 0m/s. The problem is, going from any value even something amazingly small like 1 x 10^-99999m/s to 0m/s instantly would be infinate G's. It could
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What's the problem? You don't do it instantly but take some time. Duh...
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Why? Acceleration is simply the rate of change of velocity. If you decelerate from 2m/s to 1m/s in some amount of time, then you can decelerate from 1m/s to 0m/s in the same amount of time with the same deceleration rate (g's).
There's nothing special about 0m/s compared to any other velocity, except that he's chosen to stop decelerating when he hits 0m/s. He could choose to continue decelerating which would give him a negative velocity (like -1m/s). Alternately, he could have simply chosen to stop decel
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Say you're in a car, braking, and assume constant deceleration -- call this constant value a. Then velocity decreases linearly to zero, at which point (say this happens at time t = t_s) the acceleration discontinuously changes from a to zero. Notice that the acceleration is bounded below by 0 and above by a; it is always finite -- so all inertial forces here are bounded.
What is infinite is the jerk, which is the time-derivative of acceleration. In this example, the jerk is zero for all t not equal to t_s
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That's easily solved by Calculus. An infinite number of additions can result in a finite number.
Example: Consider 1/3 (one third)
Written our it's 0,3333333333333....
You can turn that into a sum namely
0,3 + 0,03 + 0,003 + 0,0003 + .....
You can write that as a sum //Forgive the crappyness of plain-text // Slashdot is many years behind on this one...
Sum from n=1 to n=infinity of 3/10^n
So here it is, a infinite sum making a finite number. Glad to have busted that one.
Re:Loosely related acceleration question (Score:4, Interesting)
That's another variation on the concept of Xeno's Paradox, really (wiki it). In both cases, in order for this to be an actual paradox, time would have to be infinitely smooth, as in not have a minimum possible unit - you can keep on having shorter and shorter amounts of time.
From what I understand, because time and distance seem to be granular (with the minimum units being Planck distance and Planck seconds or something like that), the whole problem gets avoided since EVERYTHING is granular and the deceleration from one moment to the next (even before a full stop) would go in a kind of quantum way - either you're at a speed of 1000 planck distances per planck second, or you're at 999 planck distances per planck second, not 999.99 p/p etc.
It made sense at the time I heard it, but you know, that was undergrad and I was probably really high.
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But the Newtonian model of physics usually just assume time and space to be continuous - e.g. to get the distance from a velocity function you do integration not summation over Plank-time steps. And the math stil
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Yeah, but math is, like, hard, and I was high.
Actually, to respond to your real point - I guess I just feel like the calculations are approximations (albeit incredibly accurate and useful and so on), or attempts to describe the physical world, but not actually descriptions of what the real world is like. From what I gather of Newtonian physics, we know that it doesn't REALLY describe what's happening at every level, it's just a way of calculating the macroscopic behavior of a system. Newton, for example, ba
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You go from 1 x 10^-99999m/s to 0m/s in ~10^-999999s, not instantly, though at some scale things become quantized, apparently.
Putting the spores to shame (Score:1)
You go from 1 x 10^-999999m/s to 0m/s in ~10^-999999s, not instantly, though at some scale things become quantized, apparently.
Fixed that for you. -10^900000 gs sounds unpleasant!
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I think you've over-complicated a simple question...
No, depending on the magnitude and direction of the forces being applied on an object over a duration of time, it is possible for the velocity, at some instance in time, to be zero (even though forces will continue to act on it). Yes, you can talk about an infinitely small/large time and velocity, but being "stopped" is merely a description of what happens in one very specific instant of time. Think of this article's scen
Another fun animal (Score:3, Interesting)
Bombardier beetle [google.com].
This Side of Paradise (Score:3, Funny)
Do any of these spores thrive under Bertold rays and have miraculous healing properties on humans, such as regrowth of a removed appendix?
Find out more on the CBC! (Score:3, Informative)
This was discussed on Quirks and Quarks [www.cbc.ca], a fantastic science news show on the CBC, a few weeks back (link to the show here [www.cbc.ca], available as an mp3, or ogg).
It was a really interesting segment, have a listen. The show is also available as a weekly podcast, and I can't reccomend it enough.
Hurrah for public radio!
Real uses for this? (Score:1)
I'll resist from making jokes (I had too much SCons/Python today for a person used to a Make/Perl diet; but I am beginning to acquire the taste).
Can anyone think (dream/scheme) up some practical uses for this?
With that acceleration, can we send something into space with a very large array of these?
Could this be Mother Nature's non-lethal weapon? (Zap somebody in the face with fungus spores, instead of tasering them?
I'm sure the eclectic melange of geniuses and nut-bags that are /. could come up wi
ah, good old Miami University (Score:1)
Poor math (Score:3, Informative)
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Big G is the gravitational constant, little g is 9.8 m/s^2.