Adopt-a-Star To Fund Research 82
Travis writes "An international collaboration of astronomers is taking a unique approach to funding their research, through an 'adopt-a-star' program. Preparing for the launch of NASA's Kepler satellite next February, the group will help characterize thousands of stars that the mission will be searching for evidence of Earth-like planets. For a small donation, early adopters get a certificate by email and updates when any planets are found around their adopted star."
Sol (Score:5, Funny)
I call Tina Fey! (Score:1)
oh wait.
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Married. With children.
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Re:Sol (Score:5, Funny)
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Star Pound (Score:2)
Re:Sol (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Sol (Score:5, Funny)
hmm (Score:2)
I request you to turn off your unwanted service. NOW.
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I think you need to request another stars services, and have that one handle the change of solar ray provider.
They should use this here on earth (Score:4, Funny)
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This can be done on a grain rice (I've seen it done, but with a fine, fine writing/drawing instrument, not a sharpie), but on a grain of sand I think you need to start getting microscopic.
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Maybe it's just me... but I'd be surprised if you HADN'T seen someone writing on a grain of rice.
Re:They should use this here on earth (Score:4, Funny)
You beat me to it.
I sort-of fell for the Name-a-Star scam back in the 80s (sort-of because I knew the list wasn't completely official, but it made a nice change of pace from flowers as a gift... you mean, every scientist in the world isn't regularly referring to this speck in the sky by my mothers name?). So now we are starting all over again, but this time "it's for a good cause"?
How about adopting carbon atoms as a way to cure global warming:
(1) For $10 set to my PayPal address I'll insure that a specific carbon atom *with your name associated with it!* doesn't find its way back into the atmosphere.
(2) Profit!
Or has Al Gore already thought of this?
Jeez, and I thought... (Score:3, Funny)
...vanity plates were bad.
Is this a Russian Bride scam??? (Score:5, Funny)
So tempted (Score:2)
to start a competing company.
I will only allow people to name stars that are visible from a rural town.
I woudl do it via bidding, with the starting bid based on how bright the star is.
Sol would start at 250k, the north start 1000K and down to a minimum of 40 bucks.
*Visible from the naked yes only valid at time of purchase... No not 'night time' but I don't want to be liable for future pollution.
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Obviously he's using absolute magnitudes.
Another scam like International Star Registry? (Score:5, Informative)
I remember hearing all those commercials that you could name a star after someone. I was actually dumb enough to do it for a girlfriend. When we got the "chart" the star was.... made up! They actually put a black dot from a magic marker on it.
This sounds oddly familiar.
How about getting NASA's money back from George Bush's bogus faith-based programs?
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This gets me onto another train of thought. Maps of early cosmic radiation tend to be based heavily on extrapolation and calculation, rather than direct observation, because there simply isn't enough sky that does not have any stars, gas clouds, nebulae, pulsars, magnetars, black holes, quasars, etc
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Re:Another scam like International Star Registry? (Score:5, Funny)
I remember hearing all those commercials that you could name a star after someone. I was actually dumb enough to do it for a girlfriend. When we got the "chart" the star was.... made up! They actually put a black dot from a magic marker on it.
Black? That sounds suspiciously like she didn't get a star named after her, she got a black hole instead.
The people at the registry told me that this was because they heard your girlfriend was an oversized groupie who had a reputation for sucking stars and anything else in the vicinity...
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What I want to know is what moron decided that starting a similar scam would be a good way to get funding. Any credible astronomer will denounce such nonsense as the star registry so for a credible organisation to start doing this is madness. Someone with too much marketing training and too little scientific training needs to get the sack (or at least a severe reprimand).
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So many questions!!!!
You bought a star? (Score:2)
God, I am sick of those commercials on the radio around here.
On another, loosely related note; Is it true that you can't buy crap like "Airborne" in Europe? Not that it doesn't mean there aren't morons there too - I ask because someone from Amsterdam wanted to "go shopping" to pick up that and other placebos while she was here...
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Is this like health class? (Score:4, Funny)
I remember in high school the who baby care/egg care thing where you (and a pair of classmates) had to take turns watching a fake baby or an egg for a few days. That was my first thought on adopting a star. Oh dang, my star esploded! Does that mean I get a zero on my report card?
Meanwhile, other classmates are laughing because their star is not going anywhere for another 2 million years.
Re:Is this like health class? (Score:5, Funny)
I remember in high school the who baby care/egg care thing where you (and a pair of classmates) had to take turns watching a fake baby or an egg for a few days.
We had to care for the egg? Man, no wonder I flunked that class.
Oh well, a man's gotta eat.
I'll adopt Scarlett Johansson (Score:4, Funny)
oh, THOSE kinds of stars. Never mind.
LoB
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oh, THOSE kinds of stars. Never mind.
If you adopted her, wouldn't that make what you're thinking incest anyway? Ewwwww....
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It's the good kind of incest.
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I hope they have good marketing (Score:4, Insightful)
I hope Adopt-A-Star is prepared to compete with the likes of this sham business that preys on the gullible. They must be making money because their ads are frequent around the holidays and they've been on for years. It's disgusting that real science goes wanting for lack of funds but sleazebags make money hand over fist.
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I too was disappointed to discover what a sham these name-a-star services operate. My hope for this service is that names get recognised by BigOfficialStarNameConsortium, and updated in databases such as those used by Celestia or Stellarium.
How cool would it be to give a certificate to a loved one, and then look it up in Google Sky to see it's actually recognised?
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Planet Jermaine (Score:3, Funny)
Murray: There's something I need to talk to you about. It's not good news. Planet Jermaine. It's supernova-ed. Yeah, there's nothing left of it apparently, just a huge gaseous cloud and the beginning of a black hole.
Jermaine: When did this happen?
Murray: About 4 million years ago.
U.S. only (Score:1, Interesting)
If this is an "international collaboration", then why do you need a US address to donate using a credit card?
But the planets... (Score:2, Funny)
For a small donation, early adopters get a certificate by email and updates when any planets are found around their adopted star.
A certificate? If I adopt the star I want DEEDS for any planets that are discovered. And rent when folks get there.
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Litter? (Score:1)
So, do I have to clean up the litter around it every month?
Sorry, Sold Out (Score:5, Funny)
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Lawsuit Time! (Score:1)
What's Rocky Mozel gonna think of this effort to muscle in on the action?
stranger in a strange land? (Score:2)
didn't Heinlein predict dishing out intergalactic real-estate we don't actually own?
I'll pass. (Score:2, Insightful)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calculator_spelling [wikipedia.org]
I've got dibs on 258008918
Giving Alms? (Score:4, Insightful)
"White Dwarf Research Corporation is a 501c3 non-profit organization dedicated to scientific research and public education on topics relevant to white dwarf stars." http://www.guidestar.org/pqShowGsReport.do?partner=networkforgood&ein=74-2924755/ [guidestar.org]
Basically this is just a fundraiser. It could just as easily been for the research into finding Natalie Portman's image in a bowl of hot grits.
Actually, Paris Hilton (Score:1)
Pet stones (Score:2)
Might as well get a pet stone and name it.
Not only are they cheaper, but you're also 100% sure it's not a scam (since you either only pay when you get the stone or you pick the stone yourself) AND it's 100% yours so nobody else has it at the same time as you.
Don't care what star I get.. (Score:1)
Unethical (Score:1)
Up there with selling land on the moon, There have been many "Adopt a Star" scams like this by con artists and scammers. I've attached some below. That these astronomers are doing the same thing is shameful.
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Name a Star After Someone A gift that will last a lifetime Name a star! - Now only $18.95
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Let History Forever Note (Score:1)
As long as when the planet orbiting a star I name launches an invasion, so that it is forever known in history as the "INVASION FROM PLANET POOHEAD-6"
Beats the s*** out of my pet rock... (Score:2)
Mining rights? (Score:1)
For a small donation, early adopters get a certificate by email and updates when any planets are found around their adopted star.
Do I get mineral rights? I need a stellar-sized nuclear fusion furnace to generate heavy metals (typically gold and platinum) from hydrogen and helium to fund construction of and to power my interstellar death ray. And I want to name it Fluffy Love Pumpkin.
adopting? naming! (Score:2)
I'd pay money for officially naming a star, but not for "adopting" one.
*Safe* Star Adoption Can't Use Physics......Yet. (Score:2, Interesting)
What would alien punishment or sentencing encompass??
Would we be liable???
what if it i
Right to name the planet? (Score:1)
For a small donation, early adopters get a certificate by email and updates when any planets are found around their adopted star.
What they should do is sell the rights to name any planet found around the adopted star.
Yes! (Score:2)
I'll adopt Halle Berry, if she will come and stay at my place.
Inappropriate for all ages (Score:1)