Exoplanet Candidates Revealed 49
An anonymous reader writes "Last summer, NASA announced that the Kepler space telescope had identified more than 700 exoplanet 'candidates' from the first few months of observations in 2009. Only 312 of the candidates were initially made public, while 400 others (click the green search button) were sequestered until February 2011. The team is soon expected to announce that a large number of these candidates have been confirmed as exoplanets. A non-profit organization in Boulder, Colorado supports scientific research on the Kepler data through $10 adopt-a-star donations. The price is $100 for confirmed exoplanets, so hurry while these 700+ stars are still 'candidates'!"
Mmmm (Score:2)
Re:Mmmm (Score:4, Insightful)
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Sex doesn't work for planet names (Score:2)
I don't think this will work for naming a planet.
Minnie was fucking Goofy, but it was Pluto who got the planet name, and now it's not even a planet anymore.
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Eh, if you're a woman, there's always a second answer.
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And a better question: they actually give a discount on a donation? I mean, if you don't want to donate, don't; and if you want to donate less than $100, then donate as much as you want. You actually need the incentive of adopt-a-star in order to donate?
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I think the tradition is that only comets get to be named by their discoverers. Stars and planets get rather mundane designations.
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Soo... (Score:2)
Let's say I buy an exoplanet for 100$... then what? In 500+ years when space travel becomes commonplace will my descendants be able to claim mineral rights on this exoplanet?
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In 500 years will 'microsoft' or 'sucks' have the same meaning as they do now?
Imagine planet: "Ye olde tyme pudding shoppe doth inhale sharply"
o_O
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I don't think you even get it named after you..
So it'll show you that you donated in three places.. big woop..
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I misread that at first as saying you wanted to name the planet Unicron, which is still a pretty badass choice.
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Formerly Uranus, astronomers renamed this planet in 2620 "to end that stupid joke once and for all."
-Futurama
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Formerly Uranus, astronomers renamed this planet in 2620 "to end that stupid joke once and for all.
The joke will never end as long as there are assholes who enjoy it. After all, that god's name was pronounced "oorahnoos".
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Formerly Uranus, astronomers renamed this planet in 2620 "to end that stupid joke once and for all.
The joke will never end as long as there are assholes who enjoy it. After all, that god's name was pronounced "oorahnoos".
Yes, because we pronounce all words derived from the dead language Ancient Greek exactly the same way as they were spoken three thousand years ago, generally by comparing our version with the extant phonographic recordings of Socrates' lectures.
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We can be pretty sure they weren't spoken with English pronunciation.
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- Idiocracy
(OK, it's probably not true ; but Idiocracy is so much more depressingly plausible in it's overall theme.)
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200 years from now (Score:5, Insightful)
Some captain will be looking at their navigation interface and there will be an option for star system naming convention and it will read
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I'll just settle for spacial coordinates - who needs DNS for stars? ;)
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In 200 years we might have telescopes good enough to get decent pictures.
Can I name one Mongo? (Score:3)
Emperor Ming will be pleased.
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The recognition of Ming, means you are a threat to Ming.
I'll be setting up my own registry (Score:2)
When the data is made public, I'll be setting a competing naming registry. Be sure to send me your $100, you'll get naming rights for the exoplanet of your choice!
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Why even bother waiting for the data?
important questions to ask the candidates... (Score:2)
2. What was your biggest mistake? I mean, have you ever orbited the wrong way, or destroyed your own satellite?
3. Where do you see yourself in five years?
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First off, I'm a planet, and I'm not in your solar system. So, I think I'm more than qualified.
Well, maybe once ... back in college. But, really, who is to decide what is the wrong way to orbit? I was just experimenting. I have friends that orbit that way, and we'd been drinking you see. And that whole satellite thing wa
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Advertising (Score:1)
Futurama (Score:2)
http://www.associatepublisher.com/e/l/li/list_of_planets_in_futurama.htm [associatepublisher.com]
Though I thought there was one that the professor got the crew to go to that was named something like "Death Planet of the Doom Cluster" or something like that.
Just think in 1000 years, some guy looking at Google SpaceMap will see a reference for something like that... "Er... set a course for Planet Death, er in the Doom Cluster?"
Sulu: "Are you frickin' kidding me?"
NASA still doing fake images (Score:2)
No candidates revealed today (Score:2)
Sort of a questionable initial post here - no new candidates were actually revealed today, or anytime recently. However you can avail yourself of the raw lightcurves in bulk, and declare your own candidates, if you want to. So just go for it, if you have the time -
Adopting = owning? (Score:2)
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I submit myself as an exoplanet candidate. (Score:2)
Doc says I need to lose a little weight. I say, "What's wrong with rotund gaseous bodies in circular motion? Look at Uranus!"
Colbert Nation (Score:2)
Who else remembers... (Score:1)
...When they were scrabbling to find exoplanets one at a time?
I'll say it again: we live in interesting times.