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IAU Classifies Pluto & Eris As "Plutoids" 192

Kligat writes "The International Astronomical Union has decided that Pluto and Eris should be classified as "plutoids," alongside their 2006 classification as dwarf planets. Under the definition, the self-gravity of a plutoid is enough for it to achieve a near-spherical shape, but not enough for it to clear its orbit of its rocky neighbors, and the plutoid orbits the Sun beyond Neptune." Reader FiReaNGeL links to a similar story at e! Science News.
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IAU Classifies Pluto & Eris As "Plutoids"

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  • Plutoids? (Score:2, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward
    My uncle had a problem with his plutoids, and he had to sit on a big doughnut and use lots of ointment.
  • pluto contracted plutoids from minnie
  • What a pantload (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Savior_on_a_Stick ( 971781 ) <robertfranz@gmail.com> on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:31PM (#23753223)
    How they are classified means what to whom? Someone needs their grant pulled for gross misuse of time.
    • Re:What a pantload (Score:4, Insightful)

      by Jugalator ( 259273 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:40PM (#23753379) Journal
      I'd normally say it's about what to teach the kids and what's not as important -- a definition makes it easier to draw the line. However... This isn't about planets anymore, but plutoids. I think that moves more into the realms of advanced astronomy rather than schoolbooks, and then the definitions also matter less besides to split up things into smaller tables. :-p
    • It means a lot to crazy capitalists...

      Walter Chang: I got it! Plutoids! [imdb.com]
    • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

      by geekoid ( 135745 )
      Ignorant person claims someone has misused time, modded +5. News at 11.

    • Re: (Score:3, Informative)

      by Abcd1234 ( 188840 )
      Yeah, I've long said the same thing about geologists classifying rock formations, or biologists classifying life forms...
  • Calimero (Score:3, Informative)

    by HetMes ( 1074585 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:32PM (#23753233)
    It's a stupid debate altogether. I image all the astronomers involved feel really good about themselves for making an impact. Why couldn't they leave well enough alone? Pluto will always be the ninth planet to me, despite Eris. Definitions be damned!
    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      by sveard ( 1076275 )
      IMO classification can be a nice thing. It helps to reduce the clutter. However it seems that every now and then, something is discovered that 'refuses' to be classified.

      Also, in Pluto's case, I think they should've made an exception for historical reasons. It should have remained the ninth planet while at the same time introducing a system for classifying objects. Every branch of science is riddled with exceptions, and it's nice for, for example, teachers to see their students get angry because there are s
      • Re:Calimero (Score:4, Funny)

        by lgw ( 121541 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @03:14PM (#23753923) Journal
        I think this was a wise decision. You can't really aruge that "Pluto is not a plutoid", so maybe this will finally settle things.

        Exceptions for historical reason serve no purpose other than confusing future students, and if that were our goal we would have elected Hillary, followed by Jeb, so that future students could be confused by the "Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton, Bush" line of presidents.

        Oh, and Hail Eris, of course.
      • by geekoid ( 135745 )
        No, the shouldn't make an exception, it cause confusion for later generations.

        The fact that some areas are riddled with exception is no excuse to create more exceptions.

        The idea of 'planets' is gone.
        I would want a 'planet' to be an object like earth.

        The you have Gas Giants, and rocks.
        Categorize each of those based on it's gravitational pull.
        For example, if something accelerates between 9.78 and 9.82m/s2 would be class M.

        Yes, thatw as a long way to go to get to a Star Trek reference.
      • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

        by Convector ( 897502 )
        Should we also have made an exception for Ceres for historical reasons? It was thought to be a planet for some 50 years after its discovery until whole bunches of asteroids were discovered.
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      by StDoodle ( 1041630 )

      Yeah, leave all that pesky "classification" and "definition" nonsense to hard sciences like Astrology and leave our fuzzy-wuzzy Astronomy alone!

      P.S. Hail Eris!

    • Re:Calimero (Score:5, Insightful)

      by vajaradakini ( 1209944 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:59PM (#23753707)
      No, definitions of planets are important if you're looking for them elsewhere and wish to classify the objects you find orbiting other stars. Besides, even as a first year astronomy student five years ago I knew Pluto wasn't a planet, they only made it official recently (and properly defined planets).

      This plutoid business is silly though and only serves as some sort of consolation prize to the people who still wish that planets weren't actually defined and Pluto could still be considered among them. I mean, unless we're actually going to be applying this standard to objects we find around other stars (which I think would be silly, but then I'm not a planetary astronomer... so who knows).

      I suspect that this has something to do with the upcoming international year of astronomy, which is all about getting the public excited about astronomy, semi-reversing Pluto's demotion (which appears to have been unpopular among non-astronomers) seems to be good for this.
      • I suspect that this has something to do with the upcoming international year of astronomy, which is all about getting the public excited about astronomy, semi-reversing Pluto's demotion (which appears to have been unpopular among non-astronomers) seems to be good for this.
        Yes, and bringing me closer to celebrity status is a good thing too. When the plutoids grow, behold! They become... Plutonite!
      • Re:Calimero (Score:5, Informative)

        by Cochonou ( 576531 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @04:17PM (#23754915) Homepage
        Classyfing Pluto as a Plutoid is not silly. Classifying Jupiter as a gas giant is not silly. Classying Mars as a telluric planet is not silly, either. This is exactly what you pointed out when you said that classifications were useful to catalog objects orbiting other stars.
        Now, what I think people are objecting to is the apparent lack of logic for the "planet" classification itself. You get objects as different as gas giants and telluric planets under the same umbrella, "planet". So, why not Kuiper belt objects ?
        But regardless of what has been the actual ruling about Pluto, the main problem lies in the redefinition process itself. What is a tomato, a fruit or a vegetable ? For biologists, it's a fruit, for cookers it's a vegetable. Everybody gets on with it. Different names for different fields, it's not uncommon. It has been going for ages.
        Now, what went through the mind of the IAU to think that the "planet" word needed a formal science definition ? The ambiguity of this word had been acknowledged for ages, and there was some disagreement among astronomers. They could just as well have kept on using accurate names, such as gas giants or kuiper belts objects. It's as if some day, the "International Biologists Union" decided it was a good time to formally define the word "bug". And ruled that only insects should be called bugs, and not arachnids.
        Anyway, it's not a big deal.
        • by Estanislao Martínez ( 203477 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @08:48PM (#23757905) Homepage

          Classyfing Pluto as a Plutoid is not silly. Classifying Jupiter as a gas giant is not silly. Classying Mars as a telluric planet is not silly, either. This is exactly what you pointed out when you said that classifications were useful to catalog objects orbiting other stars.

          You and GP are begging the question. Yes, classifications are "useful" to catalog objects orbiting other stars. But, what is the use of cataloguing objects orbiting stars, in the first place? What does it tell us? Does the classification of an object predict any properties of it that beyond those that were required to successfully classify it?

          Two subpoints here:

          1. You're committing a very common philosophical error, that I'll call ontological essentialism: the belief that there exists such a thing as a context-independent "correct" classification of things according to a given scheme. This error is leading you to think that there really must be a truth of the matter as to whether Pluto, as a thing in itself, is a "planet" or not.

            The response to this is that classifications aren't properties of things in themselves, but rather, are context- and purpose-dependent distinctions that people impose on them.

          2. Astronomy is a natural science. Natural science is concerned with making predictions. The most natural use of classifications in natural science is, therefore, as a predictive apparatus: a classification has predictive value if, when you observe the properties of an object required to classify it correctly, you can use the classification to predict further properties that you did not observe.

            I've not seen anybody come even close to doing this for "planet." Once you observe all the things you need to observe to decide whether a celestial body is a planet or not, you're not in a position to predict anything else about the object.

            This doesn't mean that scientists can't use non-predictive classifications for genuinely useful means; non-predictive classifications can be quite useful for communicating with other people (if somebody says "planet," it may not allow you to predict a lot about the object, but it helps you guess what the other person may be talking about). But usually, those classifications don't really need to be very precise.

          3. In any science, it pays to be skeptical about the validity of received vocabulary and classifications. I like the way one of my professors puts it: when faced with terms like "planet," it is often valuable to step back and, instead of seeing them as the names for distinct kinds of things, to see them as the names of distinct kinds of problems that the people who came up with the term were trying to solve.

            In this case, the problem is pretty simple. The ancients charted the movements of the lights in the night sky, and were concerned with formulating laws to explain their motion. The problem you hit right away when you start doing this is that a handful of those lights move in a manner that's very different from the vast majority of the others. Those weird, "wandering" ones are the so-called "planets," in the original sense. This goes back to point (1): the classification of some celestial objects as "planets" responds to the purpose of formulating and solving this problem.

            Guess what? We're not the ancients. We don't have their problems in explaining the motion of those things. We have super-powerful telescopes that show us all sorts of funny rocks in space that they could never hope to see, moving in all sorts of weird trajectories. We have a theory of Newtonian mechanics that explains their trajectories as a specific case of more general laws, without having to formulate laws of weird-space-rock-motion. Why are we keen at all to try to get a precise fit between what we see and their vocabulary? The reason we have problems with deciding whether something like Eris is a "planet" is because we know a lot more than the ancients did. Insisting too eagerly on the classification just demonstrates a failure to appreciate how very different and superior our understanding is.

          • by 2short ( 466733 )


            "...non-predictive classifications can be quite useful for communicating with other people (if somebody says "planet," it may not allow you to predict a lot about the object, but it helps you guess what the other person may be talking about)."

            Exactly.

            "But usually, those classifications don't really need to be very precise."

            Sure they do, just not for science. Just because the terms of such a definition are scientific, don't assume the motivation is.

            When an astronomer finds an object around a distant star, wh
        • Classifying Pluto as a Plutoid and then defining a Plutoid to be a spherical object past the orbit of Neptune is silly. At least gas giants are defined by some intrinsic characteristics (i.e. they're giant and made of gas) which is different than terrestrial planets (i.e. made of rocks) which could be applied to objects in other solar systems while we're not going to find any more Plutoids unless we start naming the furthest planet from every star "Neptune" or re-define the term.

          Furthermore, the fact
        • by 2short ( 466733 )
          "Now, what I think people are objecting to is the apparent lack of logic for the 'planet' classification itself. You get objects as different as gas giants and telluric planets under the same umbrella, 'planet'. So, why not Kuiper belt objects ?"

          The short answer is, if you're trying to draw a sharp line through a big grey area, you've got to draw it somewhere. There's a few places in that grey area that make a little more sense than others though, and one of them is just this side of Pluto.

          "It's as if some
      • definitions of planets are important if you're looking for
        ... grant money
      • by syousef ( 465911 )
        No, definitions of planets are important if you're looking for them elsewhere and wish to classify the objects you find orbiting other stars.

        The very first line reads "A planet is a celestial body that (a) is in orbit around the Sun". The Sun. SOL. Our star. Your extra-solar planets aren't planets at all by the agreed upon definition. In fact scientifically the definition is pure garbage.

        1) A "dwarf planet" is not a "planet". Calling an entire category by a name so as to misleadingly imply it is a sub-categ
    • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

      by PitaBred ( 632671 )
      Yeah! The Earth is the center of the universe, and that's the way I likes it, too! Ptolemy's [wikipedia.org] tables were good enough for him, and they're good enough for me!
  • by Steve Max ( 1235710 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:32PM (#23753243) Journal
    *sigh*
    The new definition of "planet" was quite good. Clear, straight to the point, and easy to apply to any object. Now, they add a new category that applies only to our solar system?

    Okay, we won't be seeing objects this small on other star systems, but the point remains. We are already at a time when we know these objects should exist in many other places in the universe. The classification shouldn't depend on their position inside our solar system, it should be generic enough that we won't have to change it (again) when we see one of those around Alpha Centaurii. I thought this was the single most important thing to come out of the previous discussion about what should be considered a "planet".
    • by Jugalator ( 259273 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:42PM (#23753425) Journal
      As ridiculous it may seem, I'm pretty sure that this celestial body class was invented in some sort of weird attempt to satisfy people that didn't want Pluto to lose its planetary status.

      "Now, it's at least a plutoid. Happy?"

      Yes, from a scientific POV, it's pure bullshit, of course.
      • by Skye16 ( 685048 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:46PM (#23753503)
        Also, it's patronizing. It's like trying to pass off Civil Unions as just as good as Marriage. You can try, but everyone sees through such cheap tricks.

        Honestly, if you're just going to say no, say no. This is like saying "no, honey, you can't have a cell phone, you're only 12. but here, i got you this plastic cell phone that holds candy!"

        Your daughter would be well within her rights to kick you right between the legs for excessive dickitry.
        • Re: (Score:2, Informative)

          by uglydog ( 944971 )
          I was going to criticize your use of the word dickitry (it's been a slow day). I've heard of dickery, but not dickitry.
          Then I checked urbandictionary.com and was enlightened!
          dickery: the state of being a dick
          dickitry: The art of dicking around

          A subtle but very important distinction.
        • Re: (Score:2, Funny)

          by Cussin_IT ( 1143215 )
          Seriously, if your daughter kicks you beteween the legs when you give her candy, I would invest in a cup.
      • In the realm of things that don't matter except that I've been told for more than 40 years that Pluto is a planet then told by some 'Congress of Ass- tronomers' that it's not - screw those smug smirking bastards. I saw the Nova episode and hate every one of those ass-tronomers who happily conspired and worked on the planet demotion by vote. It's a planet and some power tripping douchebags can't vote otherwise. Now I hate this crop of Ass-tronomers.
    • by AstrumPreliator ( 708436 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:50PM (#23753567)

      The new definition of "planet" was quite good. Clear, straight to the point, and easy to apply to any object. Now, they add a new category that applies only to our solar system?
      You do realize that the 2006 IAU definition of a planet requires a body to orbit the sun to be considered a planet, right? There are only 8 planets in the universe according to the definition [wikipedia.org] at this time. You can follow the references back to the IAU's site for confirmation if you want.

      Not only that but the third requirement is NOT easy to apply to an object. Assuming for a minute that the IAU definition of a planet required it to orbit a star, not the sun, it would be near impossible to ascertain whether or not the third criterion has been satisfied for potential planets in other star systems.

      While I'm on a bit of a rant, anyone notice that Ceres isn't included in this new definition? Ceres is the third dwarf planet (by the IAU definition) if you don't know, it's orbit is in the asteroid belt. So Ceres, Pluto, and Eris are all dwarf planets. However, Pluto and Eris get to be Plutoids for being beyond Neptune. Good for them. I'm not sure how it's useful to classify trans-Neptunian dwarf planets again just so they can exclude Ceres, but I'm sure there's a reason that's definitely not arbitrary!
      • We currently call objects in other stellar systems exoplanets, which seems good enough for me. It will be a long time before we can study them in enough detail for it to really matter in any case.

        I think the good reason for keeping plutoids separate from other dwarf planets is that plutoids are Kuiper Belt objects, rather than asteroids (which is a word that has its own issues, of course), so they have quite different origins and compositions
    • by LWATCDR ( 28044 )
      Except that Pluto really as far as I can tell swept it's orbit clean. I don't think that Pluto eccentric orbit keeps it from being a planet.
      The Plutoid name may actually be a very good term. Pluto is nothing if not very different from every other planet or that matter all the known bodies in the solar system.
      • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

        Pluto is nothing if not very different from every other planet or that matter all the known bodies in the solar system.

        Except for the Plutinos [wikipedia.org], which are similar to Pluto in that they are all in 3:2 mean motion resonance with Neptune. Plutinos are themselves just one of several collections of resonant Kuiper Belt objects (the "Twotinos" at the 2:1 resonance being another). The resonant population is just a subclass of the Kuiper Belt, which itself contains other large objects like Eris, Sedna, and many more.

        Pluto the 2nd largest of the as yet discovered Kuiper Belt objects. It is also the largest Plutino. In addition

    • Well if an object is found in orbit around another star that fits the description of a plutoid would it not be "outside the orbit of Neptune" ?
    • Re: (Score:2, Funny)

      by PunditGuy ( 1073446 )
      Not to worry -- when we find such objects in other star systems, we'll be able to refer to them as Class D as the Vulcans intended.
    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      by Psion ( 2244 )
      I don't think it was quite good at all. In fact, it wasn't even good. Calling it half-assed would be complementary. Consider:

      ...a "planet" is defined as a celestial body that (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (c) has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

      The first part suggest it is in orbit around the Sun. Not a sun. The Sun. Thus, there are no other planets

    • by syousef ( 465911 )
      The new definition of "planet" was quite good. Clear, straight to the point, and easy to apply to any object.

      Quite good???? It infuriates me that sane rational people keep saying this. It's terrible science. It's inconsistent nonsense. It's a poster child for confusing obfuscated science.

      1) A "dwarf planet" is not a "planet". Calling an entire category by a name so as to misleadingly imply it is a sub-category is confusing and thus very very bad.

      2) Arbitrary distinction that a planet orbits our own star (th
    • by mcvos ( 645701 )

      The new definition of "planet" was quite good. Clear, straight to the point, and easy to apply to any object. Now, they add a new category that applies only to our solar system?

      We have lots of categories that apply only to our solar system. Near earth asteroids, for example.

      Pluto's status as a planet was only an issue because "planet" happens to be the most prestigious category an object can be in. All other categories just need to be meaningful and useful to the people who need it. Apparently the IAU thinks plutoid is a meaningful category.

  • by Zymergy ( 803632 ) * on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:35PM (#23753281)
    In college I knew a 'dancer' who had named her 2 breasts "Alex and Nikki"!
    As I recall, they each had "...a near-spherical shape, but not enough for it to clear its orbit of its rocky neighbors..."
    -I suppose naming them "Pluto and Eris" would have worked equally as well...
  • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:36PM (#23753313)
    my award-winning 5th grade planet mobile becomes even more irrelevant.
  • "What's in a name? That which we call a rose / By any other name would smell as sweet."

    Or in other words, what does the terminology matter? Yes, we like to classify things to organize our thoughts. But this seems a step too far.
    • by jamrock ( 863246 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:50PM (#23753571)

      Or in other words, what does the terminology matter?
      Imagine if the former ninth planet had been named after Hemos, and then a class of similar objects given a derivative of that name. We'd have to put up with "Hemorrhoids circling Uranus" jokes until the heat death of the Universe.
    • by Chysn ( 898420 )
      > Yes, we like to classify things to organize our
      > thoughts. But this seems a step too far.

      You think adding a sub-classification of dwarf planets is going too far? No; giving even individual plutoids their very own names--like "Eris" and "Pluto"--THAT'S going too far. Next thing you know, they're going to be giving names to FEATURES of Eris and Pluto. Don't even get me started on that level of crazy.
      • Naming an individual object seems to make more sense than this sub-classification. I would think astronomers would speak more of each object than this particular subclass.
        • by Chysn ( 898420 )
          I dunno... you give 'em a subclass, and they'll fill it. It's getting mighty crowded out there. It scares me.
      • by Omestes ( 471991 )
        Short people are people.
        Dwarfs are short.
        Dwarfs are people.

        Small planets are planets. (Mercury)
        Dwarf Planets are small.
        Dwarf Planets aren't... er... planets.

  • Let me summarize (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Bryansix ( 761547 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:40PM (#23753389) Homepage
    They didn't do any more research. Nothing scientific was done. No more information was found out or cataloged. Nothing interesting happened. Just a bunch of people with too much time on their hands gave yet another name to a celestial body that orbits the sun. Frankly, who cares?
  • USAcentrism? (Score:2, Interesting)

    by papabob ( 1211684 )
    When Pluto lost its status of planet a couple of years ago I was shocked reading that the USA was lobying against that definition just because Pluto is the only planet discovered by an american scientist. Please, oh please, tell me that IAU hasn't produced this new denomination just for political reasons. It would be very sad...
    • plutoids classify you!
    • by Akardam ( 186995 )
      As others have pointed out, the USA lobbying isn't entirely accurate.

      That aside, I don't see this as being a IAU political decision. We have literally thousands of designations in science that are based on the 1st "thing" to be classified (and sometimes to be discovered, too). So, in this case, since a new designation of a thing has been created, and Pluto is essentially the first to be classified, I see no problem with calling it and others like it "Plutoids". Actually, I think the definition makes a lot o
  • What about Ceres? (Score:3, Interesting)

    by kfort ( 1132 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:45PM (#23753487)
    I'm not sure why but they seem trying to purposefully exclude Ceres which is spherical in shape (able to overcome hydrostatic force) and exists in the asteroid belt
    • Re: (Score:3, Informative)

      I skimmed TFA and the release on the IAU's website. It looks as though they think Ceres is unique and so made the definition encompassing only trans-Neptunian dwarf planets. I'm not defending their reasoning, but that appears to be it.
      • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

        by kfort ( 1132 )
        Yeah, I just question the decision to include 'clear the orbit' in the definition for a planet, which is what started this whole mess. If they had just stuck with the simplest definition of hydrostatic equilibrium (round shape) they could upgrade Ceres, keep Pluto, and deal with Eris. I think it would be a lot more exciting to have new planets than this constant squabbling over the status of Pluto
  • by Waffle Iron ( 339739 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:48PM (#23753531)

    Under the definition, the self-gravity of a plutoid is enough for it to achieve a near-spherical shape, but not enough for it to clear its orbit of its rocky neighbors, and the plutoid orbits the Sun beyond Neptune.

    The summary fails to mention one further requirement: For an object to be considered a true Plutoid, it must posses a "curiously strong" flavor.

  • by jeiler ( 1106393 ) <go.bugger.off@gm a i l .com> on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @02:49PM (#23753555) Journal
    First it got demoted, then given a brand new (and largely meaningless) title. I expect Pluto to get a pink slip any day now.
  • this whole thing has become a charade. first, they have 'declassified' a damn heavenly body that is orbiting the sun as a planet for billions of years, then invented a new classification to fill in the gap.

    this is not science. pluto is a planet.
    • 2 Skinnee J's - Pluto! lyrics

      With depravity,
      I break lots of gravity
      Blast past the atmosphere
      to the last frontier
      I go boldly through space and time
      The sky's the limit,
      but the limit isn't the sky
      I break orbit by habit,
      I ignite satellites and leave rings round the planets
      A flying ace like that beagle,
      nevertheless this alien remains illegal
      Cause their discovery don't cover me
      the immigrants been left in the cold
      to grow old
      and disintegrate
      Discriminate
      against the distant and disclaimers,
      Cause small minds can't see
  • by 93 Escort Wagon ( 326346 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @03:05PM (#23753771)
    Pluto isn't large enough to clear it's orbit of "rocky neighbors". Well, here's a news flash - neither Earth, nor Mars, nor Venus, nor Mercury have orbits that've been cleared of rocky neighbors. So apparently the bias only applies to the outer regions of our solar system?

    For that matter, if you want to be REALLY pedantic - Pluto's orbit overlaps Neptune's, so Neptune apparently isn't large enough to clear it's orbit.

    There! We've whittled it down to two planets total: Jupiter and Uranus. That'll be easy to remember...
  • by mandark1967 ( 630856 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @03:18PM (#23753997) Homepage Journal
    Let's be honest here. We all know the reason Pluto was re-classified to throw off the Tom Tom of our, now lost, Galactic Overlords.

    Galactic Overlords: "Tom Tom! Where is this "Earth"?!"
    Tom Tom: "Make a left at the 9th Planet."
    Galactic Overlord: "WTF?!?! There IS NO NINTH PLANET, Tom Tom!"
    Galactic Overlord's Mother-in-law: "I told you, Rory! You should have made a right at Uranus! If you can't find a PLANET, HTF were you able to find my daughter's birth tube?!"
    Galactic Overlord Jr.: "Are we there yet?"
    Galactic Overlord: "Dammit! Don't make me pull over this Star Destroyer!"
    Galactic Overlord Jr.: "I gotta pee!"
     
  • after all, who can name one other planet in which allegedly intelligent life is in contact with us? only one? maybe earth is not a REAL planet, itself, if everything else that IS a planet has no allegedly intelligent life.
  • by Merls the Sneaky ( 1031058 ) on Wednesday June 11, 2008 @03:30PM (#23754201)
    WTF is a plutoid? We already have a definition that could easily fit pluto and other celectial bodies like it
    http://www.go-astronomy.com/glossary/astronomy-glossary-p.htm [go-astronomy.com]
    "A large asteroid or other celestial body, also called a minor planet."

    Call them planetoids. Therefore still remaining a planet but one that is not large enough to remove debris from its orbit. Then throw on mercury and mars and we can have a solar system of six planets and four planetoids (minor planets). This crap about removing debris from its orbit is farcical, how do they not know given another billion or two years it won't remove remaining debris?
  • we must fund a NASA mission to go to Pluto, and nuke it into gravel

    we are wasting far too much time and thought over this frivolous disagreement. the obvious solution is to simply destroy the object of this disagreement, and move forward again in peace and unity. we must salve the wounds we have savaged on each other in this truly barbaric and vicious debate
  • In other news (Score:2, Insightful)

    by whoami-ky ( 246318 )
    Pluto officially defined as Pluto.
    Eris officially seen as similar to Pluto.

    Who really gives a flip?

    There are objects out there of every size shape and configuration possible.
  • ...they didn't name the last planet Hermes.

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