Object Defies Categorization As Planet or Star 119
Kligat writes "The COROT project of the French Space Agency has detected an object described as defying categorization as a planet, star, or brown dwarf. Although only 0.8 times the radius of Jupiter, it is over 20 times as massive, giving it a density twice that of the metal platinum. If it is a star, it would be the smallest of those ever discovered."
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Because I, for one, welcome our new obligatory overlords.
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Obviously, it's... (Score:3, Funny)
YO MOMMA!
cuz yo mommma so fat, she got two smaller mommas orbiting around her!
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Simple! (Score:1)
Thats no moon ... (Score:5, Funny)
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Or how about just "Shat" for short?
[Father O'Flannery voice] Aye, ye'll be burnin' in purgatory fer that one, me boy-o! [/Father O'Flannery voice]
Sorry.
Really.
Strat
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*Whew!*
I'm just relieved it was a *planet*-firing gun I and my post reminded you of, rather than something more closely-related to "Shat" and a barnyard!
Cheers!
Strat
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Sounds like the Oprah Phenomenon to me.
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How massive (Score:5, Funny)
Chuch Norris (Score:4, Funny)
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The Great Evil? (Score:3, Funny)
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I think I can safely say you'd have the *eager* assistance of every heterosexual male on the planet for that task...
Cheers!
Strat
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Brown Dwarf... (Score:5, Funny)
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That's got to be one of the most obscure jokes I've ever seen on Slashdot. Nice!
It's a Dwarf! (Score:5, Informative)
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I might be wrong, this is just the impression I got as a physics undergrad.
Re:It's a Dwarf! (Score:5, Interesting)
Dear Gods. Maybe it's a black dwarf. A dead star that burned through all its nuclear fuel long ago and has since cooled.
Re:It's a Dwarf! (Score:5, Interesting)
Theoretically speaking, it should take longer than the current estimated age of the universe for a star to go through the evolution to red giant to white dwarf to black dwarf.
If it is a black dwarf, that'd be flipping cool.
--AC
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Because it might imply an entire Jupiter-sized planet mass traveling backwards through time in order to age that much.
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It can't be a black dwarf under current theories, at least those that you (and I) are aware of.
However, just about a hundred years ago, it wasn't possible for the sun to have been burning for as long as it had been, yet it was there.
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IANAA*, but theoretically, could something have potentially contributed to its early demise? Maybe some other heavenly body was sucking the life out of it..
(*I am not an astronomer..)
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Maybe some other heavenly body was sucking the life out of it..
No, the problem is heat. A white dwarf has an awful lot of heat. And only known way for a white dwarf to lose heat and cool down is thermal radiation, which is very very slow compared to the amount of heat in a white dwarf. The heat can't be "sucked out" of a white dwarf, so even if a white dwarf was created almost immediately after the big bang, it'd still be very hot.
Well, I guess you could imagine building a huge cooling pipe system out of some sort of neutronium matter, drill the pipes into the degener
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There explanations besides simple atomic evolution for results like this.
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I guess though, the point is noone is really sure what it is yet. My personal guess would be the core of a larger object that somehow lost its envelope, but wasn't dense enough to form a white dwarf, but it's a bit of a mystery.
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Maybe it's the great spice hoard which keeps Paul Muad'dib alive?
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Actually it prefers the term "Non-luminous Little Person".
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And I prefer to be called, "the Master," but you don't see me going around forcing my will upon the people of Earth, now do you, Doctor?
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It's pretty amazing to think of. I wonder what the surface of that thing is like? I didn't see any information on the article as to what star it was orbitting or how close, so I don't have any idea what it's surface temperature is like. I doubt i
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Mars.
Mercury.
Note that one is bigger than the other and the smaller one has a higher density.
it's dark matter (Score:2, Interesting)
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FWIW: IANAAP (Score:5, Informative)
So while this object contributes to some of the missing mass in the universe, it's probably not the kind of thing that properly would be called dark matter.
--AC
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Well, if it's not quite huge, but (Score:2, Informative)
Actually, I was trying to be silly with Spoonerism, but, upon checking Google, sure enough, it has been done:
http://www.futuresoon.com/2008/04/six-for-science_11.html [futuresoon.com]
And, done here, too:
http://uplink.space.com/printthread.php?Cat=&Board=sciastro&main=570057&type=thread [space.com]
And the possible other exoplanet? (Score:4, Interesting)
Other signals detected by the satellite could also indicate the existence of another exoplanet with a radius 1.7 times that of Earth's.
The little green men are getting more likely all the time...
Can't be a planet (Score:4, Funny)
* has sufficient mass so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and
* has "cleared the neighbourhood" around its orbit.
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I might forgive you if you realize how you just demonstrated how useless such definitions actually are when it comes to increasing our knowledge.
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It's suppose to be in orbit around IT'S sun.
In other words, an object that has been ejected from a solar system is NOT a planet.
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Getting mad about a journalists typo seems like wasted effort to me.
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You think ? (Score:1, Troll)
pluto was not able to defy reclassification as 'not planet' after a few hundred years.
a commission of astronomers may rule it back to being a planet 5-10 years later.
you know what ? f@ck astronomers. ill teach my kids that pluto is a planet.
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On a strictly technical point of view, it is mostly a large chunk of ice that has a non-circular orbit outside of the planets orbital plan, so calling it a dwarf planet is a polite way of not calling it a la
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its rather meaningless. if pluto had atmosphere, would i be able to live on it ? if thats so, i call it a planet. and noone can change my mind.
Indianna Jones and the Platinum Planet!!! (Score:3, Funny)
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Text Excerpt from the Interview (Score:3, Funny)
[sputters]
Unclassified Object: I may be a star... perhaps.
[lays pinky finger to corner of mouth]
Or am I a planet?
[simpers]
Or maybe, just maybe
[faces away from camera, drops pants, bends over]
I AM A MOON!
Detection of home world (Score:1)
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Irony (Score:2, Insightful)
FSA? (Score:3, Funny)
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The Dutch have their own space agency? Makes you wonder how their rockets must do to get high.
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As Wikipedia soon indicated, however, and as the brother post has mentioned, the summary is referring to the CNES
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The COROT has been designed by a french team and launched by Soyouz end 2006.
http://www.cnes.fr/web/652-corot.php (french website)
And now, some jokes about Anonymous Cowards, and the french posts.
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Strange story, it's ofc a planet (Score:2)
Ergo it is a planet!!
No idea why anyone claims the object could not be categorized.
Did you ever notice that the planets closer to the sun are mainly rock/metal and the ones farer away are mainly gas/ice?
So if you have an exo planet very close to his sun it will likely be a rocky planet (for various reasons beyond a short answer here), if it is a heavy rocky planet it will be likely smaller than a similar heavy gas planet.
As the planet is mainly rock/metal it CAN'T
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You could have RTFA, but this is slashdot almost no-one does that. The method for detecting the planets is in it: