Youngest Planet Discovered 182
qazsedcft writes "BBC is reporting that Astronomers have discovered what appears to be the youngest planet, being less than 2000 years old. If this proves to be true it could challenge our models of solar system formation."
Pass out the cigars... (Score:1)
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In related news, they've discovered the smallest black hole yet [newscientist.com] with a mass of only 3.8 times the sun's mass, and a diameter of only 24 km (that's about fifteen miles).
So is this black ho the baby planet's momma?
Re:Pass out the cigars... (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, that's right, the ones with a hole in them...
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rj
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I'm not that impressed (Score:3, Funny)
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I underestimated you guys -- it'd be like anything Google-related not having ten "Steve Balmer through another chair!" posts.
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Since the Bible thumpers are actually growing in number, don't expect that to happen any time soon.
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But yeah. They found a planet that's only 2000 years old. Believe it or not, everyone agrees that our own planet was 2000 years old at one time. What Earth was like at age 2000 is another matter, though. I'm guessing no solid crust at all, just a ball of molten rock trying to get itself together. No mountains, no oceans, no life, none of the things you see around you on Earth today.
I can't believe I'm even bo
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That's the question that religion has been and still is trying to figure out. If God really exists, don't you think He should be capable of communicating to each individual that TRULY wants to hear from Him, regardless of preconceived notions from others?
Forget what you've heard about Christianity and any other religion. Read the gospel of John, as it is written and make up your own mind, without other "religious" input. Jesus life and
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It's very simple: there's a preponderance of physical evidence suggesting the earth is billions of years old, and that life has been evolving on it for many hundreds of millions of years. Then there's a holy book, which if
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If a planet can form out there somewhere in only 2000 or less years, might it then not be possible to get one done in three times as long?
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A 2000 year old planet *probably* isn't very hospitable to life yet. Just my guess.
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I would guess that also. Still such a short formation time of any kind of planet, habitable or not, is evidence against some present theories of planet formation.
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First, no one claimed it formed in 2000 years, they claimed it's 2000 years old, which means that 2000 years ago it crossed some kind of semantic barrier that switched it from being a ball of compact space debris to something we should call a planet.
Second, the people who believe the earth was created ~6000 years ago also believe that it was created in what was it, three days?
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Yeah, but it's a "young earth". In another 6000 years, it's going to buy a trans-am and start flirting with 6000 year-old planets.
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Best part about young planets (Score:4, Funny)
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"Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith."
"I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. You believe that?"
"Uh huh."
Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God might be fuckin' with our heads? Anyone have trouble sleeping restfully with that thought in their heads? God's running around, burying fossils: "Huh huh ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha HA. I'm a prankster god. I am killing me. Ho ho ho ho."
You know, you die, you go to St. Peter, "Did you you believe in dinosaurs?"
"Well, you know, there was fossils everywhere."
"What are you, an idiot? God was FUCKING with you! Giant flying lizards? You moron! That's one of God's easiest jokes!"
"It seemed so plausible! Aieeeeeeeee!" Bound for the lake of fire. . . .
---quoth the prophet Bill Hicks
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Well, that is if I believed in biblical literalism. Or God.
Re:I'm not that impressed (Score:4, Interesting)
You might find such people in the back hills somewhere...But that kind of thing has nothing to do with the kind of creationism you're likely to encounter.
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Most creationists take the position that dating techniques are basically just plain wrong, and that dinosaurs died off in the flood.
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It doesn't matter whether it's true or not. The "rational" people need something to pin on the "non-rational" (ie. those that disagree with them about anything) people that follow some particular religion and factual accuracy doesn't count. It certainly didn't start, today, on /. and it's certainly not going to end because you've pointed out how incorrect and irrational it happens to be.
For reference, see: http://en.wikipedia.org/ [wikipedia.org]
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A Landover Baptist article once got passed around my highschool and generated a great deal of outrage for over a month much to my amusement. (Editor's Note: Landover Baptist is a parody much like the onion only for religious issues.)
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Before the ark we were experimenting with genetics in our super high tech cities.
The ancient egyptians were super advanced.
The devil planted fossils to trick us.
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etc etc.
Anything t
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That's something else.
We were talking about the idea that the fossils in the ground were put there by God, but were never living animals. There's probably someone out there who would say that, but for any position you can find at least one person who holds it. It's not standard creationism, was my point.
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If god is all powerful and created all of this 'evidence' that the earth is older than 6000 years, then he could have just as easily done it at 7:15 this morning and created a bit more evidence. All your memories, history, everything. Blows my mind.
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Magratheans (Score:5, Funny)
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"Challenge our models"? (Score:5, Interesting)
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It might challenge our models of solar system formation. Or it might not. Depending on what scientists find out if they examine this thing a bit more.
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Re:"Challenge our models"? (Score:5, Informative)
Most astronomers believe that core accretion is correct, but there's a significant numerical astrophysics community who believes the instability model. Arguments tend to be about how cold the disc needs to be for the mechanism to work.
The discovery of large early planets strengthens the evidence for the instability model.
However, if I'm reading right, the 1600 yr timescale is mostly could-it-be speculation. Haven't read the underlying paper yet though.
IANA.. oh, wait. I actually am a planetary astrophysicist.
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Of course, it could be just sensationalism running wild. That could *never* happen on
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Of course, what did I expect?
But who's the father? (Score:2)
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It says right there in TFA: (Score:3, Funny)
He was last seen fleeing through the constellation of Taurus at the speed of light in order to avoid paying alimony.
Apparently... HZ Tau is also already married. [stsci.edu]
Won't somebody think of the children... (Score:5, Funny)
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Change our thinking? (Score:3, Insightful)
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I'm always trying to do this, but I just end up stepping on them first.
Headline Correction (Score:4, Insightful)
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Perhaps it won't wind up being a planet... (Score:5, Interesting)
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(Brown dwarfs are easy to mis-identify, unlike white dwarfs, which carry warhammer adverts.)
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75 Jupiter masses? (Score:3, Funny)
Let's go with SI units here, people. We are looking at no fewer than 1.6953x10^27 Volkswagen Beetles.
From TFA... (Score:5, Funny)
So that would be turtle first, then elephants, then the flat bit.
Makes sense.
(apologies for reading TFA, I'm new here)
Re:From TFA... (Score:4, Funny)
No, it's turtles all the way down [wikipedia.org].
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All things are relative.
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But we're watching you...
Planet is 100,000 years old, not 2,000 (Score:5, Informative)
only 18 years old (Score:5, Funny)
From the article (Score:2)
Beware! (Score:1)
is this really the youngest plannet. (Score:2)
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You have to take into account how many light years away it is, for all I know it could be older than the earth it just looks younger.
I'm going to assume (maybe erroneously) that only the second half of your post was a joke.
As to the quote portion above, if Earth is 4.5 billion years old, and they see this as 2000 years old, then it's going to have to be 4.5+ billion light years away to actually BE older than Earth. That's significantly outside of the galaxy so no way we'd pick it up.
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So the answer to your question is: No it's not older.
Whippersnapper! (Score:3, Funny)
<shakes-fist/>
did BBC get slashdoted ? (Score:2)
If the discovery can "challenge our models of solar system formation", how did they compute the age of the planet ? Wasn't that computation dependent on the current "models of solar system formation" ?
Younger than Venus?! (Score:2)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immanuel_Velikovsky [wikipedia.org]
Overachiever (Score:2)
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But there is the possibility that it'll go the other way, by accreting enough mass to graduate and become a small star.
Stick around for a few hundred thousand years, and find out
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(Wet blankets on the other hand...)