Pentagon Working on "Human Fear" Weapons 310
An anonymous reader writes "Animals use pheromones to attract each other for sex, and warn each other of danger. Now, Wired reports, military researchers are working to harness the 'human fear' pheromone to create a scent of terror. The pheromone could lead to smell-based terrorist sensors, and new weapons that rely on 'contagious' stress."
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The idea of activating fear circuits by chemicals sounds like a pure moonshine - but there is no need for it because the military has already the equipment to project a loud shrill interference-laden high-pitch soun
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Well, with that kind of defeatist reality-based reasoning, how can we ever hope to complete the development of the Gay Bomb?:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb [wikipedia.org]
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Admit it! Even the thought of this incites fear and disgust!
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I fear it's too late..
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So yeah, I realized I had made a mistake just as I was clicking Submit. Why does that happen? You can realize you screwed up the instant that you do it...
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They did some testing and a army team facing a fight when told the enemy all has body armor piercing ammunition the dynamics of the team changed drastically and started to show signs of fear which would reduce their effectiveness as they would be much more cautious in their attack.
Fear weapons have been used forever, they are called spreading rumors or false information that keeps your enemy at bay. The Russians did it to the United states for nearly 50 years in the cold war. They made it look and sound like they had a crapload more weapons and bigger meaner ones than they really did. It scared the shit out of the USA to the point where we even had the populace shaking in their boots and afraid of the USSR.
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Many people think of pheromones as "pop science" or put them in the same category as aether and quintessence and whatnot. But, I can prove to you that pheromones are very real and can do very interesting things. It's simple:
1. Drive to your nearest large zoo, accompanied by a few women.
2. Visit the gorilla area. Try to stand downwind.
3. Ask the women how they are feeling.
4. Profit!
If you don't have access to women who will get into your car, go to the zoo by
Big fans eh? (Score:3, Funny)
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women (Score:5, Funny)
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You can also get a 100-sider, but you usually roll two 10s, one of which is marked with a trailing 0 on each side.
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The Pentagon (Score:5, Insightful)
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DHS logic to follow (Score:2)
Irony (Score:5, Funny)
You'd almost think that after declaring a war on terror an organization wouldn't use terror against enemies in the most literal way possible...
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Didn't you read the out-of-context article summary? Its not literal, its olfactic [wikipedia.org].
SPOILERS (Score:2)
SPOILERS
it involves the government trying to develop a human-like AI capable of analyzing trillions of intercepted communications and identifying subversive activity as well as a human analyst, but a problem arose: once successful, it started identifying the government as a terrorist organization.
Re:Irony (Score:5, Insightful)
It'll be used on ourselves, to make us more eager to accept the enemies that are provided for us, and more desperate for protection from them.
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Memo (Score:2)
There, all better now.
That quote about fear (Score:2)
"We have nothing to fear except Fear Itself®"
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and spiders
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spiders, snakes, werewolves, sharks, dying alone, zombies, clowns, heights, big dogs, robots with human brains, Johnson's wife, and... fear itself.
And on top of that I get modded up "interesting "
Oh, Well....
Amongst our weapons (Score:5, Funny)
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The tinfoil hat was comfortable (Score:4, Funny)
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Bio warfare? (Score:5, Insightful)
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It does count as chemical warfare, though.
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Not unless "water boarding" counts as torture.
Thanks, folks! I'll be here all week.
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So, how are things in Alabama?
terra! (Score:5, Insightful)
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Too unreliable (Score:5, Interesting)
And there is no reason that a suicide bomber actually is afraid - that phase may have passed over months ago and the person may have actually come to terms with his/her destiny.
So someone is barking up the wrong tree again...
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Accuracy ... (Score:2)
Hopefully they can separately trigger the "fight" and "flight" responses.
Fear Eh? (Score:5, Insightful)
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As I was talking to the FBI gay, er "guy" before he searched me (putting his hands on my balls, why can't they have female cops search men? UGH!), he asked why I seemed so nervous. I went from nervous to incredible, thinking "WTF is this dumbass smoking?"
"WHAT?? Because half a dozen big armed men just accosted me!" I replied. I didn't add "You stupid fucking authoritarian dumbass cocksucker!" as I would have liked to.
Actually I wasn't scared at all, but I was mad as hell. What I was afraid of was that they'd piss me off enough that I'd do something stupid. Like slap one of them upside the head with a hooker.
Dumb fucking cops. Nothing in my life has made me less respectful of police officers. They're called the D.I.R.T. team and the name fits the dirty bastards, all of whom IMO belong in a prison or somewhere worse.
Now I understand why all the rap songs are so disrespectful of the police. I mean, I'm a white old guy, imagine being a black young guy.
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Hillary Clinton as president, now THAT will strike fear into even the coldest of hearts!
Fear is not always a bad thing... (Score:5, Interesting)
just a thought....
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A weapon that exploits fear 'scents' could backfire just as easily. Traditionally, fear will cause someone to flee or at the very least become nervous and therefore have his/her decision-making skills crippled. But for some, fear is a great motivator. If i'm gonna get into a fight and feel extra fearful because of this exploit, i might come back twice as hard to overcome whatever is in my way.
just a thought....
It'll also work great with protesters. Roll out a few of these "fear grenades" into a crowd, and
Obligatory Hitchhikers Guide (Score:2)
Arthur Dent: Looks like a watch...
Lintilla: It's a crisis inducer. I set it to Mk. 9 and
Arthur Dent: Who?
Lintilla: No-one! Come on, through the tunnel, they're coming!
Arthur Dent: But...
Lintilla: They're coming!
Arthur Dent: Well, if you say so.
Seems like Douglas Adams was way ahead of you and the Pentagon on this one.
Oblig. Simpsons (Score:5, Funny)
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, didn't I? [laughs] Nothing dissolves glue better than human sweat. I knew Bart would panic and start perspiring at the sight of this button applicator!
Bart: Couldn't you have just turned the heat up a little?
Dr. Hibbert: [sinister] Oh, heavens no! It had to be terror sweat!
Why Fear? (Score:5, Insightful)
After all, I thought the US was supposed to have a reputation for turning enemies into friends.
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Maybe a long time ago.
Recently it's been pretty much the opposite.
now we have to ban aftershave from airports? (Score:2)
Which could be a problem considering how much profit the duty-free shops make from selling overpriced perfume and the like
Something doesn't add up... (Score:2)
The Smell of Fear (Score:2, Insightful)
On the civilian side I guess my fear of flying will be detected every time I travel and I will constantly have to visit the little security office for questioning.
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The struts got in the way of the laser. So he used an older therapy, which involved holding
Already done? (Score:2)
Why? (Score:2)
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Of course, when both sides use it, nobody will get anything done.
The only defense would be a love scent.
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Smell-based terrorist sensors (Score:2)
However, given how ludicrous those ideas are when one considers how many potential source
Scent crimes (Score:2)
So this is where the money goes. (Score:2)
Is this part of the $340 billion that the US as the largest, single, R&D-performing nation in the world is annually pumping into future-related technologies?
how about a Gay Bomb? (Score:3, Funny)
They already thought of that. [wikipedia.org]
What a shiny brave new world we live in!
-S
Wrong polarity (Score:2)
Jacob's Ladder (Score:2)
I propose they call it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob's_Ladder_(film)/ [wikipedia.org] Jacobs Ladder. One of the best movies ever, but it describes this scenario to a T. Way to go Pentagon.
Surreal (Score:3, Interesting)
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These systems could unobtrusively monitor individuals within military operational environments or crowded civilian settings by relying on passive detection. It's like the Neilsens for Fox News.
A self supported dependancy. (Score:2)
Goatse (Score:2)
Instant Cthulhu-class crowd mindwipe. "The horror..."
What's wrong with you people? (Score:2)
What's actually happening is... (Score:4, Interesting)
Miranda/Serenity (Score:3, Interesting)
this is just messed up
Terrorist sensors? (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder if that measurement of the flow rate of ketchup we paid for ever yielded any results...
PTSD (Score:4, Interesting)
It is simply stunning that someone can think this is a good idea. Fear is one of the strongest and most primal of all human emotions. Use of such a weapon (if it can even be developed) would be considered flat-out torture in my book. Anyone that has lived through the hell that is PTSD where your in a constant and uncontrollable state of fear would probably agree.
I think it's safe to say that such a weapon would inflict some sort of trauma on the victims. Research suggests that 25% of the population will suffer from PTSD when exposed to a traumatic event (sorry I can't recall where I read this so it could be BS). A weapon that has the potential to leave 25% of victims exposed to this sort of delayed hell is incredibly irresponsible. PTSD can lie latent for many, many years (in my case it's been nearly my whole life).
Just to reiterate, this is a really fucking terrible idea. Don't fuck with fear...
Furthermore, scared people do some crazy shit. This is a very good and very powerful survival mechanism.
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UN chemical weapons convention (Score:3, Insightful)
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