Ice Age Beasts Blasted from Space 202
ianare writes "Eight tusks and a bison skull all show signs of having being blasted with iron-nickel fragments, typical meteorite material. Raised, burnt surface rings trace the point of entry of high-velocity projectiles; and the punctures are on only one side, consistent with a blast coming from a single direction. But the team was astonished to find the animal remains were about 35,000 years old, rather than from the known impact of 13,000 years ago."
Hey! I remember that episode (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hey! I remember that episode (Score:5, Funny)
However, I do believe this "Gorn" episode was the one that "Galaxy Quest" targeted (precisely) when they had "crewman number 6" (Guy) ask Commander Tagert if he could construct a "rudimentary lathe".
Damn. If you are going to invoke Trek - get it right!
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That and make your ass look really big.
First Obvious Conclusion... (Score:2)
QED
Second Obvious Conclusion... (Score:4, Funny)
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"Jesus sneezed".
nope, doesn't have the same ring to it.
What About the Clovis? (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:What About the Clovis? (Score:5, Insightful)
Therein lies the problem of ever ascribing certainty to any one event causing mass extinctions or any other climatological or biological shift. Earth is built with so many complex systems that it will almost always be a large combination of factors that result in change.
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Or,
It's not our fault at all! The sun is getting hotter!
Earth goes through cycles, nothing we can do will change it!
etc etc
Re:What About the Clovis? (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm kind of an unwanted celebrity around these parts because I have my own particular beliefs about what happened. To be honest, few people actually take the time to even dig into the issues in great depth. But it's a great subject though because the evidence is very specific; it's plentiful; and it's in fact *highly* enigmatic. There's something really wrong with the way that we teach science these days because had I learned about the evidence when I was younger, it would have inspired me to focus more heavily on getting a science degree (as opposed to engineering). People don't realize it, but the story of the extinction of the mammoths (and everything else) is one of the most fascinating mysteries out there, and the implications are pretty large. It's related to some of the biggest questions about the universe that people can even ask. The problem though is that the majority of scientists tend to treat the issue as if is settled, and they appear to be settling on some rather unlikely scenarios (like diseases).
Ginenthal in The Extinction of the Mammoths argues convincingly that the "mammoth steppe" did not exist. Mammoths did *not* live in a tundra environment. The extinction could not have occurred too long ago. 10,000 years is probably too long. 3,500 years ago might be a better estimate, because their tusks would not have been as preserved as well as they were if the tundra in which they are encased had melted, exposing the tusks to water. Many of the tusks were so pristine that they could be sold as ivory on the ivory market, and tusks will turn yellow and brown just like bone if exposed to water. But also, the mammoths could not have survived in a cold environment. Their shaggy manes would actually prevent them from walking through snow. There's really very little about their bodies that points to them being able to live in a cold environment. And the ecology of the tundra simply cannot support large mammals like that. The vegetation on the tundra would actually probably be toxic to them (as it is for other mammals) and we can tell from the contents of their stomachs and mouths that they were feeding on warm-weathered vegetation -- like from grasslands and forest-type areas. These details, combined, indicate pretty clearly that they existed in a warm climate, which most likely suddenly froze over.
How you attribute this catastrophic event, however, is the real question -- and this is where disagreement is completely legitimate and should in fact be encouraged. In fact, I think the best thing for the whole field of people who are studying this situation would be for them to abandon all of these highly speculative scenarios involving Clovis people and diseases and all of that, and completely switch over to creating some consensus that some sort of catastrophe occurred, and that it occurred relatively recently (around 3,500 years ago). The evidence for it seems to me quite strong, and has absolutely nothing to do with Creationism. If this new evidence points them into this overall direction, then it will be a *very* good thing because we need to start talking about what *kind* of catastrophes could have caused all of this mess.
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Mammoths did *not* live in a tundra environment. [...] But also, the mammoths could not have survived in a cold environment. Their shaggy manes would actually prevent them from walking through snow. There's really very little about their bodies that points to them being able to live in a cold environment. And the ecology of the tundra simply cannot support large mammals like that. The vegetation on the tundra would actually probably be toxic to them (as it is for other mammals) and we can tell from the contents of their stomachs and mouths that they were feeding on warm-weathered vegetation -- like from grasslands and forest-type areas. These details, combined, indicate pretty clearly that they existed in a warm climate, which most likely suddenly froze over.
Ooookay, then. How do you explain the 10,000 year old frozen baby mammoth carcass [pinktentacle.com] found in Siberia a few years ago, then? Also, how did they cross the land bridge into the Americas without being able to tolerate cold during the Ice Ages?
It's classic crackpottery (Score:3, Insightful)
Maybe the plasma arcs that supposedly explain meteor craters better than kinetic impact are somehow responsible...
This is classic crackpottery.
The Crackpot wants to claim that they are really a Revolutionary, that they have investigated the weak edges of science and found a
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Why are you so anxious to exonerate Clovis people? Not that I care much one way or the other, but it is an odd coincidence that all these large creatures exist for millions of years, then suddenly disappear relatively simultaniously with the arrival of humans. I generally don't believe in conincidence.
The implication that Clovis coul
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In order to kill mammoths with spear heads, you could not hope to strike an organ. You'd have to hope that it would bleed to death. Based upon an observation o
so *that's* where buffalo nickles came from (Score:4, Funny)
Blasted from? (Score:2)
Luckily I brought a spare underwear to work today, because I seriously wet my pants reading the headline, thinking some intelligently designed beasts lived in some remote planets, and were blasted into earth after their home planet exploded.
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Blast from the Past... (Score:2)
Did they find any Sleestaks, or other creatures from Land of the Lost?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_of_the_Lost_(1974_TV_series) [wikipedia.org]
http://www.landofthelost.com/ [landofthelost.com]
1,000,000,000 to 1 (Score:5, Insightful)
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Small meteors usually don't make it to the ground with enough velocity to knock over a blade of grass.
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A bit more than that I think. Terminal velocity in fact. Bigger pieces have enough MV^2 to punch through the roof of a house or the trunk metal on a car -- both have happened. Smaller pieces -- probably enough to puncture the skin and maybe enough to penetrate a bone. Apparently enough to embed themselves in tooth enamel. People have been injured and even killed by bullets fired into the air
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from TFA:
That was no comet (Score:5, Funny)
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Isn't it obvious? (Score:4, Funny)
Raised, burnt surface rings trace the point of entry of high-velocity projectiles; and the punctures are on only one side, consistent with a blast coming from a single direction.
The ratios of different types of atoms in the fragments meant it was most unlikely they had originated on Earth, the team told the AGU meeting.
Re:Isn't it obvious? (Score:4, Funny)
Inept alien hunters, hunting mammoths with birdshot. Now if they just look around the site maybe they will find a trampled alien...
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Xenu is my homeboy (Score:4, Funny)
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Does anybody have any idea about these (Score:2)
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Blast points? (Score:5, Funny)
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Ahh! (Score:4, Funny)
Not understanding... (Score:3, Insightful)
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Scientists are easily surprised. It's not that strange.
Was on TV (Score:5, Informative)
That's impossible. (Score:4, Funny)
Anybody who studied science in Kansas knows that.
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That's right. And God planted dead mamoths in the arctic with buckshot in their skulls just to fuck with us.
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13,000 year even not proven (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:13,000 year even not proven (Score:5, Interesting)
Plato, talking about Atlantis, refers a major blast on that time frame (9000 years before his epoch), but related to a major event in the Atlantic Ocean, maybe the remains found in America were not the main or sole impact.
There's also a lot of 'deluge' legends on tribes at both sides of Atlantic Ocean that locates the blast/explosion/destrucion on the middle on the actual Atlantic Ocean (sud-american tradition located at the east cost refers to a major destruction an corresponding or escape episode from the east, and african/europan traditions located at the west coastal rim talks about the same kind of episodes but from the west.
Of course oral traditions are ambigous, and unreliable, but in this case ('deluge' mith), many of them share a curios aspect: They explicitely state the need to pass to further generations the testimonial of the existance and experience of such a major disastrous event that will be not be considered possible to exist for future generations.
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Sorry but no, Plato does not refer to an 'apocaliptic war' at all. There's a war between Atlanteans and Atheneans, yes, but the destruction of Atlantis is not an effect of this war, in fact is indirectly pointed out as a posible cause.
So no, I've played Fate of Atlantis, yes, but not that much! :)
Golgafrincham B Ark (Score:2)
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Did only the recent specimens heal? (Score:2, Interesting)
Very odd (Score:2)
Time traveling explosion (Score:2)
Duh.
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(Hey why isn't there a movie about dinosaur zombies yet?)
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Don't know, but there is a book where a zombie dinosaur (Sue, in fact) plays a (if you'll excuse the pun) big part. One of the Harry Dresden books, whose name I forget.
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2. ???^WZombiesaurs
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But I'm sure there's porn for it.
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Also, fossilized remains probably wouldn't have the maleability of bone to give you impact shockwaves without causing either shattering or other obvious signs of the impact occuring after fossilization.
Re:Cool (Score:5, Insightful)
They're only 35000 years old - they are not fossils! They are simply old remains and are still bones, not rock.
How long to make a fossil? (Score:2)
I'm genuinely interested in finding out how long it takes to make your average bone-type fossil. I was unable to find any concrete answer about either time to form, or minimum age, of a fossil. Of course, there are several "make your own fossil" type projects that are essentially impressions in clay/rock, but that's not what I want to know.
I know "millions of years" will do the trick, but can it be done in less than 500,000? Less than
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Of course, the real world doesn't tend to provide "ideal conditions", but I do know t
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They are still considered "fossils" by most definitions. A fossil can be either the remains, a cast of the remains, a mold of the remains, or just an impression (like a footprint, or tooth mark). Technically, a fossil is usually considered "any evidence of past life", so even finding an old bowl or club would count.
Coprolites [google.com] are a good example of a "fossil" that doesn't fit the normal idea
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No, to be considered a 'fossil', it would have to be 'fossilized'. Doesn't have to be rock, but preserved in some manner. A simple footprint or club is NOT a fossil, but a simple artifact. An
Neat Story, Shitty Summary (Score:2)
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Drive-by shooting (Score:3, Funny)
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how does it advance the cause of reason (Score:3, Interesting)
creationism is not science. it never was. and it never will be. giving them or denying them info does not give them more or less data to suddenly turn into reasonable people. it is merely denying ammunition for a propaganda machine that is not nor ever was interested in the truth
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And frankly, even if creationism were the "truth", that wouldn't matter. Science doesn't purport to deal in "truth." Science exists to come up with reasonable, useful explanations for real-world phenomena. Creationism is unreasonable because it makes too many assumptions, and it's useless because it makes no predicti
part of being a creationist (Score:2)
creationism is not science. it never was. and it never will be. giving them or denying them info does not give them more or less data to suddenly turn into reasonable people. it is merely denying ammunition for a propaganda machine that is not nor ever was interested in the truth
it is in fact unscientific to manipulate data for competing scientific theories
it does not advance science in any way to give, or den
creationism doesn't want to call itself a science? (Score:2)
then you seem to imply that i'm part of a camp that considers science a religion
(rolls eyes)
shoot first, ask questions later, huh? such as: how baseless a smear should i attempt?
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I don't mean to be obnoxious, but that is about as anti-scientific as it gets. Manipulating facts and theories to play politics is pretty much the antithesis of science. Please don't ever suggest something like that again.
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i'm glad (Score:2, Troll)
i loathe them
it's important to be impartial in all things... EXCEPT towards those who are consciously and purposely partisan, who aren't concerned with the neutral truth, but are interested in actively skewing of it
when i see a creationist raping the truth, i will get involved to stop the rape
i'm glad your conscience is so wooden that you can see someone rape the truth, and remain uninterested in attempting to stop that
your impartiality, to a smaller deg
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creationism (Score:2)
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No, no, no. (Score:3, Insightful)
If you love knowledge and truth, then you must honor it. Not exploring or publishing certain ideas out of spite is no less anti-science and anti-reason than any creationist notion. --The only difference is that creationists champion ignorance out of foolishness. You are suggesting we do it out of fear and anger. I'm not sure which is worse.
-FL
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Spending a bit too much time on 4chan are we?