Chimps Outscore College Students on Memory Test 271
AP's Malcolm Ritter reports that young chimpanzees were better at remembering a series of numbers flashed on a screen, than the Japanese college students used as a control group. Scientists plan to repeat the experiment using 5th graders against the great apes.
BAC! (Score:5, Funny)
At least make the chimps do banana flavored shots the night before
Obligatory... (Score:5, Funny)
I Wonder (Score:4, Funny)
It might explain the chimps score.
Wrong training ... (Score:2, Funny)
Wondering what/how they trained, I'd bet that (some inner) martial arts training would have helped to improve, say, 'speed of holistic perception'.
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In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, but... (Score:5, Funny)
The real question is. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:BAC! (Score:3, Funny)
Well no shit... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Reinforcement (Score:5, Funny)
5th Graders (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Misleading... (Score:5, Funny)
After approximately
can not suppress thoughts of sex.
It's all part of the intelligent design.
Re:I Wonder (Score:5, Funny)
Flawed experimental design (Score:5, Funny)
To be accurate, they should have used chimpanzees who were attending college.
Re:If only... (Score:4, Funny)
I think the real argument is that the remake would have been better if we'd let the chimps make the film instead of Tim Burton.
Re:BAC! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Yes, but... (Score:2, Funny)
We could then have all the winners of each team compete in a sort of game or something.
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Re:BAC! (Score:5, Funny)
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Damn dirty apes taking IT jobs!!! (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder if they will be any more manageable?
Re:I Wonder (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Obligatory... (Score:5, Funny)
It was the BLURST of times?
You stupid ape!
Re:Misleading... (Score:5, Funny)
Because you've been modded by college students instead of chimps?
The Number Series (Score:3, Funny)
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
Re:Obligatory... (Score:5, Funny)
You got it all wrong. The joke goes:
In Soviet Russia, noun verbs YOU!
So, in this case, we'd have:
In Soviet Russia, chimps outscore YOU!!!
Or, perhaps, even worse:
In Soviet Russa, college students outscore YOU!!!
In our next Slashdot Memes 101 lesson, we'll cover Beowulf Clusters:
Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of chimps?
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