Chimps Outscore College Students on Memory Test 271
AP's Malcolm Ritter reports that young chimpanzees were better at remembering a series of numbers flashed on a screen, than the Japanese college students used as a control group. Scientists plan to repeat the experiment using 5th graders against the great apes.
BAC! (Score:5, Funny)
At least make the chimps do banana flavored shots the night before
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You declare the research crap without even reading TFA? How scientific! If you had, you'd see that the chimps trained to recognize the numbers (not in recall, just recognizing) for an unspecified period of time; and that the humans practiced the test for six months...
Re:BAC! WHOO! Some REAL monkey business? (Score:2)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/03/santa_filth_outrage/ [theregister.co.uk]
"El Reg says: Maybe you shouldn't eat it?
Santa says: See if you can get someone else to eat it!
El Reg says: Eat it
Santa says: No thank you. I don't eat things!
El Reg says: Eat it
Santa says: See if you can get someone else to eat it!
El Reg says: Eat it
Santa says: You want me to eat what?!? It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else...
El Reg says: You dirty bast
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Obligatory... (Score:5, Funny)
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It was the BLURST of times?
You stupid ape!
Re:Obligatory... (Score:5, Funny)
You got it all wrong. The joke goes:
In Soviet Russia, noun verbs YOU!
So, in this case, we'd have:
In Soviet Russia, chimps outscore YOU!!!
Or, perhaps, even worse:
In Soviet Russa, college students outscore YOU!!!
In our next Slashdot Memes 101 lesson, we'll cover Beowulf Clusters:
Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of chimps?
Re:Obligatory... (Score:4, Funny)
Misleading... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Misleading... (Score:5, Informative)
The Chimps are better at "reacting" then people are. That they do as well as humans when the numbers are flashed on the screen for a longer duration is more of a surprise. The more time that is allowed for memorizing, the better humans should do. This doesn't seem to be the case though. Nothing in the article says whether any tests where done, with say, 5 seconds of showing the numbers on the screen - which would really allow for actual thought and not just 'reaction'....
Re:Misleading... (Score:5, Funny)
After approximately
can not suppress thoughts of sex.
It's all part of the intelligent design.
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Re:Misleading... (Score:5, Funny)
Because you've been modded by college students instead of chimps?
Re:Misleading... (Score:5, Informative)
I requoted that part because the test they are talking about is important.
If you can see these numbers on the screen for any length of time you want, then "reaction" becomes irrelevant. I interpret this portion of the article to say the chimps could perform at the same accuracy as the humans while taking less time to memorize and recall the numbers' locations. That certainly sounds like "better" short-term memory to me... increased speed without loss of accuracy.
The SECOND test also involved remembering the location of five numbers on the screen and recalling these locations in the correct order, except the subjects had less than a second to study them. This test indicates that the chimp was again able to memorize the pattern faster and with more accuracy than humans.
=Smidge=
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Bullshit (Score:5, Interesting)
There we had phone cards with a long number (12 digits) and we needed to buy them to be able to call our families.
Almost everyone there were able to memorize that number just reading it once. A short glance will mean you lost your credit. Most people would memorize the numbers in privacy to avoid showing the card in public. I aquired that hability in just 5 minutes of needing it. I could only do it once, when I was really inside everybody would be ultracareful with their cards.
So the only reason humans don't do it is because we are lazy and rely on notebooks and other stuff to remember things. Put pressure on the test subjects and they will outperform the chimps.
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SHOCK-THE-MONKEY...SHE-BLINDED-ME-WITH-SCIENCE... OH-GIRLS-JUST-WHAA-NHAA-HAFF-FFHUNN..
out of my mind...
somebody, please make it Stoppppp....
(goddam lameness filter.. it's SUPPOSED to be like yelling.. not as if it's a text-entry-block FULL of caps... sheesh...)
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Or solid red faces on the back side of each card.
It's probably more than that, though. The human brain contains lots of stored information---far more than the chimpanzee's brain. It is well established that the human brain gets slower with age. As the volume of stored information increases, the latency of recall increases. Thus, one would naturally expect the human to take longer to recall the information because of the sheer volume of information that has been drilled into the heads of a typical col
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The chimp just sees a shape, it does not understand what it is and therefore can identify the position of the shapes faster and better then a human.
Except, these chimps apparently do have some grasp of what the numbers mean. Go look at http://www.nature.com/news/2007/071203/full/news.2007.317.html [nature.com] and you'll see that "Two decades have passed since Matsuzawa's team first taught a female chimp, Ai, to recognize and order Arabic numerals. [...] Matsuzawa and Sana Inoue went on to train three pairs of mother chimps and their infants to recognize and remember numerals, as Ai had done."
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oops? the age groups are not on equal ground. try the same thing with humans and you might just see the same thing occur. it would be amazing if the chimps' ages were more representat
Brain speed != intelligence (Score:5, Insightful)
For example animals which feed by catching fast moving bugs in their mouth (eg. birds and fish) need to respond very quickly otherwise their food is long gone. Animals that eat berries and kill their food or have paws and hands don't have to be that fast. Animals that live in trees etc and need to judge distance better (monkeys etc) need faster responses than ground based humans etc.
I forget what this effect is called, but I understand that trout have a speed 20x that of humans. That's to be expected when a trout has to feed by eating little bugs coming past it in fast moving water. The trout has to be able to respond quickly to make an energy efficient movement and get the bug before it has gone. The energy in a small gnat is not enough to waste on charging around the stream.
As a result of this, I'm not at all suprised that a chimp beats a human in a low level counting game.
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In fact, now that I think about it, I know lots of people whose brains function at a much lower level than a chimp...
I Wonder (Score:4, Funny)
It might explain the chimps score.
Re:I Wonder (Score:4, Interesting)
While that might have something to do with it I would assume it has a lot more to do with the fact that your typical college student has a ton more on their minds than just a series of numbers for a test. Numerous passwords, telephone numbers, what time/date they have an exam/group meeting/social gathering, several projects to work on that evening, etc.
I would go so far as to say that the animals compared to the college students in the study have a lot less on their minds.
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Re:I Wonder which of your kids will be ... (Score:2)
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Wrong training ... (Score:2, Funny)
Wondering what/how they trained, I'd bet that (some inner) martial arts training would have helped to improve, say, 'speed of holistic perception'.
CC.
Re:Wrong training ...wrong Stimulus (Score:2)
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Give them uniforms and guns and they'll be Shock Monks... (Peter Gabriel might be
See:
http://www.buddha-fist.com/modules.php?name=Sections&op=viewarticle&artid=111 [buddha-fist.com]
and:
http://www.hackwriters.com/khmer.htm [hackwriters.com]
Mr. Foxworthy... (Score:2)
Run out of contestants for the game show, did we?
Re:Mr. Foxworthy... (Score:4, Informative)
Reinforcement (Score:2)
Re:Reinforcement (Score:5, Funny)
Coco's a cute nickname (Score:2)
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In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
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Actually, it kind of makes sense (Score:5, Insightful)
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Yes, but... (Score:5, Funny)
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We could then have all the winners of each team compete in a sort of game or something.
Not a comparison of cognitive ability (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Not a comparison of cognitive ability (Score:5, Interesting)
Repeat the test with a predictable pattern of numbers (or symbols, doesn't really matter), and have the subjects try to guess the next in the sequence.
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the problem is you (Score:2)
maybe the reward pellets you're using aren't tasty enough.
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What's going on here? Even with six months of training, three students failed to catch up to the three young chimps, Matsuzawa said in an e-mail.
Since there were 12 student subjects, 9 out of 12 eventually matched/beat the chimps.
Remember the game 'Simon"?
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From the article:
"Even with six months of training, three students failed to catch up to the three young chimps, Matsuzawa said in an e-mail."
Take it like a man (ie. a human) (Score:2)
It is sad that the only thing we can come up with is a childish "no, we are better because I said so! the experiment cannot be true! whahahaha!". Sad. We are just a creature with limits and this experiment
Boringly predictable research. (Score:5, Interesting)
end of the article and the researchers reveal that
their results are basically meaningless because you
can get the same results by testing children versus adults.
The real question is how to human children compare with the young chimpanzees.
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After the age of two, the humans started learning the proper ways rather easily and could open what ever was given them by mimicking what was shown to them.
I'm going to guess that age effects ability of these short term memory problems which could be why
The real question is. (Score:5, Funny)
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Later the monkeys got angry and demanded a bowler hat each and a copy of Umbongo, the premier Linux Distribution.
Honestly... (Score:2)
Disclaimer: I *am* a College Student.
Well no shit... (Score:5, Funny)
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I am positive that, after 6 years (2 degrees) of drinking and sleep deprivation, I am significantly dumber than I was going in to school.
Wait till you have kids. You ain't seen nothing yet. I did 9 years and 3 degrees of sleep deprivation and liver-killing drinking and it doesn't even compare to 18 months of raising rugrats.
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Never mind, I've forgotten what I am doing here. Sorry.
Complexity (Score:2)
But the same human mind that isn't quite as good at memorizing sequences can easily do things that the chimps (or computers or pidgeons) can't, for example paraphrase in their own words the story of Goldilocks and Three Bears. I'm curious if the pidgeons (which are "programmable" in a lot of
5th Graders (Score:5, Funny)
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Ahh... you were in the control group, I see.
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Alcohol must be a factor (Score:2)
College students are known for being heavy drinkers. Japanese people have a bit of a reputation for the same.
Either that or the Japanese education system isn't quite the world-beater we were told it was.
Flawed experimental design (Score:5, Funny)
To be accurate, they should have used chimpanzees who were attending college.
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Maybe some of the lost WW2 soldiers on those forgotten island outposts had kids.
With applications to TV (Score:2)
In related news... (Score:2)
Apples and oranges (Score:2)
Memory tests aren't everything (Score:2)
Chimps are better at the stock market too (Score:2)
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The somewhat interesting thing is that blindfolded chimps or people or whatever (meaning random chance) will also tend to perform about the same as professional stock pickers. In other words, the non-blindfolded pros overall don't outperform the average either.
Flawed Summary (Score:4, Interesting)
There's also a factor that there are some biological differences between our species; like the physical fact that chimps can move their eyes faster and have physically smaller bodies therefore nerve impulses don't take so long to travel to the limbs.
Frankly, I fail to see what has been proven here. Maybe I'm missing something because I'm not a chimp
Unfair test? (Score:2)
FYI, here's the video library [kyoto-u.ac.jp].
Look closely at two comparable tests:
There's a BIG difference in the testing: the human gets no cookies! <grin>
But seriously, I have to admit it is an intriguing test. What I would love to see, though, is another set of test runs which compared chimps with some serious gamers!
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Are you smarter than a fifth grade chimp? (Score:2)
Will Jeff Foxworthy be the host?
so what? (Score:2)
When the apes start adding up numbers, that would be interesting, and when they start riding horses and firing guns, that would be news.
Also does this mean we have to change the elephants never forget thing to chimps?
Chimps Don't Know any Better (Score:2)
It's like some savant kids: no one has ever told them they can't play piano like Mozart, so they just do it.
Damn dirty apes taking IT jobs!!! (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder if they will be any more manageable?
Smart Chimps.. (Score:2)
Ah well... (Score:2)
It's Google's fault (Score:2)
Actually makes a bit of sense... (Score:3, Insightful)
As for why this kind of makes sense, if I were to hypothesize on it, I'd say it's probably because we ARE more intelligent that we don't perform as well with the briefer views. There's a good deal of abstract thought going on in how we deal with the numbers and different people deal with them differently. It's this ability of more and deeper abstract thought that's displacing our ability to simply see the whole thing as a single picture, but a collection of items.
On the other hand, I suspect the chimps are simply seeing a picture and recreating that picture with the tools provided. The picture holds no real meaning to them. There's no indication that the chimps understand what the digits mean. They wouldn't know 3 apples from 4 apples in terms of the digits. But human subjects, on the other hand, assign meaning to those numbers. Patterns might grab our attention. If in the digits, for example, I saw 68 in the series, it might bring to mind the year of my birth and that might distract my attention from memorizing the other digits in the number. A chimp, on the other hand, won't see the digits "02" and think, "Hey, that was the year of my birth."
And that's not to say animals don't know the concept of numbers. They do, or at least some do. There have certainly been studies to show that dogs can count up to about 5 or so (maybe it was higher) with quite a bit of accuracy, and not as something their taught, but simply intuitively... But I digress. I think the results make a lot of sense. Even though my description is probably not specifically what's going on, I wouldn't be surprised if it were something along those lines. Sure, it may make us less efficient at some simple tasks, but what's more valuable? Being able to accurately remember the order of the digits or to know what they mean?
The Number Series (Score:3, Funny)
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
Where the two groups equally motivated? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Should I have a million apes in my basement (Score:5, Funny)
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(He knows what the GP meant, I'm sure. But if you read his question again, you might note how the broken grammar implies memorizing Asians. Hence the joke. Which you missed. Which made a whooshing sound as it flew over your head.)
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There, fixed it for ya.
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I think the real argument is that the remake would have been better if we'd let the chimps make the film instead of Tim Burton.