Your Chance to be an Astronaut 302
codewarrior78411 writes "NASA posted a hiring notice for new astronauts Tuesday, on usajobs.com, seeking for the first time in almost 30 years men and women to fly aboard spacecraft other than the shuttle. The agency is seeking 10 to 15 new faces for three to six-month missions aboard the international space station." Requirements include 'Must be a U.S. citizen between 5-foot-2 and 6-foot-3 in height (to squeeze into Russia's three-passenger Soyuz capsule)' 'At least a bachelor's degree in engineering, a biological or physical science, or mathematics' 'three years of relevant professional experience' and most interestingly 'Vision correctable to 20/20. For the first time, the space agency will consider applicants who have undergone successful refractive eye surgery.'
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Peter
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If you have a better plan than the one in action involving space stations and the craft they are using (poorly) to make this happen, then by all means, put it into action. Otherwise, shut up. It's not like private enterprise isn't getting involved. It is. If you are one of those people who thinks that the development of the bicycle, the automobile, the boat, and the plane were all great ideas, but we should stop when crossing the boundary of space, stick with living in the basement.
I'm holding out for the security guard position on a space station.
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Re:height discrimination! (Score:4, Informative)
This is just like how it's absolutely impossible to do any kind of engineering-related task whatsoever without a 4-year degree from an accredited engineering program, and therefore employers are 100% justified in making that a requirement for engineering jobs and why it's not discrimination and is legal under the ADA and relevant employment law. [/can't say with straight face]
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From Dictionary.com: It's completely legal, and expected, that you discriminate in the hiring process. I try to discriminate against stupid people, for example.
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I'm sorry, but anyone taller then 6'3" is considered a statistical abnormality within the current human race ; therefore cannot be factored into the Earth's exit strategy. That and it's a "Ha Ha" from the shorter folks for whom you've all been making fun of.
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I TOTALLY Agree! I'm a short, fat, balding, middle age, heavy drinker and smoker AND they won't even take ME! I mean WTF!
Dad?!?!?
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Fixed that for you.
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The legal term is "bona fide occupational requirement". The onus is on the employer to demonstrate that it's legit, but in this case it is.
Airline flight attendants have similar height requirements, for similar reasons. They must be tall enough to reach the overhead storage bins, but not so tall that they keep bumping their heads on things.
...laura
One-way or two-way missions? (Score:4, Funny)
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I know this wasn't the point of your post, but still, just a thought.
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Considering that only a small fraction of humans live in central eastern Africa or wherever humans originated, leaving home to seek new lands with little hope of return is a historically common event. Of course, nobody yet has set out for a barren world many millions of miles away, but many have face
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It is one thing to consider a suicide mission that has some lifesaving purpose, but throwing lives away for a feather in your cap isn't worth it. It is definately not worth it when simple restraint and patience will r
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What's different about Mars? The original post didn't say the food would run out in less than 100 years.
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What would you need to accomplish on Earth that would make a reduction of your lifespan to a fixed 10 months worthwhile?
In my case, there are several things that are worth
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My guess is it will be much harder (and much more expensive) to send a spaceship that could land, pick you up, take off and make it back.
You'd probably still die earlier than you would on Earth.
I wouldn't do it, but I don't think it would be that hard to find people who would be willing to do it.
I don't see the point though - might as well stick to robots for exploration. For human stuff, should work on b
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I suspect that the question was worded that way to lure you in, one way or another. For example, one might answer "For sufficiently large values of n, I'd do it". And so someone might say that if n=1200, they'd do it, but if n=10 they wouldn't. Then it's a matter of trying to figure out for what value of n (number of months of food supply) you'd
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But the latency would be terrible
Heh, which was kind of my point. It would have to be a pretty necessary mission to require a one way trip to Mars.
Though there are some interesting things you could do on Mars if you were there, by yourself, for 100 years. For instance, you could go check out what is under that rock... or that other rock... Make some footprints in the dust, that could be fun.
My goal would prob
Re:One-way or two-way missions? (Score:4, Insightful)
1) science / exploration
2) getting ordinary folks to think "hey - that could be me/my kids up there someday! Cool!"
The reason the Space Race was so popular in the '50s and '60s wasn't so much the 'Red Menace', but ordinary folks (kids chief among them) to fantasize about being spacemen and spacewomen. SciFi was a HUGE factor in having folks dream of space as a destination in the first place.
Sure, the odds of, say, terraforming Mars in my lifetime is pretty much nil, but the ideas of adventure and exploration? Especially in a world that pretty much has had human eyes hovering over nearly every square hectare of it by now? It's a pretty damned cool idea.
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I know parents who would gladly send their adult kids on a one-way trip to Mars just to get them the f**k out of the house sometime before they die.
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On those terms, no. If on the other hand you were to say: "and you take a suicide pill N months after landing if your food supplies run out." I'd do it. In a heartbeat. (Ok, I'd evaluate the mission first to see if that "if" is reasonable).
Trying to establish a permanent colony on Mars would be worth it, I think. Being part of the pioneering group, facing challenges, working on something important and influential. Hell Yes, I
No guaranteed two way missio (Score:2)
When put in this context it is similar to that of a pioneer going west to settle and grow communities.
If this were the case, then I'd go in a heart
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Right at the point where you hit submit and I read the comment.
I wouldn't... (Score:3, Funny)
Here's my chance (Score:4, Funny)
Wo-ho! (Score:2)
Geeeeeeeks in spaaaaaaaaccceeeee.
Arrrrrrrgh (Score:2)
Curious about the vision requirement. (Score:3, Insightful)
Of course I may be coming at this from the wrong angle. Vision that isn't correctable to 20/20 is probably pretty bad to start.
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Second, glasses and contacts would be bad during takeoff (doing 6Gs I think?). Also in zero-G, putting on and removing contacts might be a problem.
Besides, if there is an emergency while people are sleeping and you need to evacuate or act quickly, you really don't want to wait for people to fin
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Yep. Here [aboutspace.com] it is.
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So yeah... it's not a huge constraint on the general populace and a pretty good indication tha
Pilot requirements :( (Score:2)
In Freespace 2? But... But...
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A thousand hours of flight time is a pretty typical amount before the insurance companies are willing to let you fly commercial aircraft - seems to be the amount of pilot time you need before they consider you a trusted aviator. You end up seeing a lot of pilots get their 'comercial' certification around 250 hours of flight time and do flight instruction (and work baggage lines) until they h
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Anyone who cares that much about the salary is in the wrong business...
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What? No computer science degrees? (Score:2)
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On a serious note, there isn't much that requires computer science skills up there. All the labs and simulators are on the ground.
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Sorry, but the physical sciences [wikipedia.org] are limited to:
Computer Science (or at least a number of its subfields) may be classified as an applied science [wikipedia.org], especially as it applies to Information Science [wikipedia.org].
Wouldn't you be more valuable on the ground, anyway?
You're absolutely right. I should definitely leave space exploration up to the Soil Scientists and Oceanographers.
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Seriously, who's going to clean out the spyware on the ship's onboard web terminals? Or make sure the ship's Xbox 360's are updated correctly?
Come on, throw me a bone here.
Wrong country! (Score:2)
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Yes, you are right. It would take quite a few years, though. Getting a green card takes apparently in itself a long time.
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Ah. I might actually go work there soon. Who knows, mabye that's where she is.
Where's my penis shaped ship? (Score:3, Funny)
Great. I have this sneaky suspicion that this cattle call will end up as network reality show contest.
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You have been warned (Score:2)
The truth is out there!
What about the tilt-a-whirl requirement? (Score:2)
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Suggestions (Score:5, Informative)
Get your private pilots license
Get certified in Scuba
Run 10 miles a day, be in good physical shape
Make sure you are comfortable speaking in public, and are fairly good at it
Have diverse interests
Now you've met the real minimum requirements...go have fun!
FFWIW, I considered being an as-can, and know others who were attempting to get selected. Getting into the NBA is a bit easier than getting into to be an astronaut, statistically speaking.
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A bit? Each NBA team probably fields more players in a given year than NASA has active astronauts. How many NBA teams are there now?
Finally! (Score:2, Interesting)
ASTRONAUT CANDIDATE (NON-PILOTING BACKGROUND): 1. Bachelor's degree from an accredited institution in engineering, biological science, physical science, or mathematics. Quality of academic preparation is important. Degree must be followed by at least 3 years of related, progressively responsible, professional experience. An advanced degree is desirable and may be substituted for experience as follows: master's degree = 1 year of experience, doctoral degree = 3 years of experience. Teaching experience, including experience at the K - 12 levels, is considered to be qualifying experience for the Astronaut Candidate position; therefore, educators are encouraged to apply.
I'm really glad to see that teaching experience is being considered "real" job experience for once. Looking at all the minimum qualifications, with 7 years of K-12 teaching, I qualify. I'm going to apply. Who knows, I might get lucky. Wish me luck!
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What about the job makes them more qualified to go into space? I know, it's a tough job where you work half the time then anybody else in the same pay range.
Is the vision thing an age thing? (Score:2)
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Rare is the athlete that can compete at a high level beyond the age of 40, even then, there is a noticeable decline. Michael Jordan, for instance, in his last two years could no longer dunk like he could at 35 much less 25, and scored 8 and 10 points fewer than his career ave
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Are you kidding me? (Score:2)
Why so stringent a vision requirement? (Score:2)
Granted, you don't want people who can't function at all without glasses in case of emergency, glasses are broken/lost in space
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Hell, I think I would give an arm and a leg willingly to do it (lower weight, more chance I can get a seat)
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"I've watched every episode of Star Trek, Stargate and Lost in Space. I'm sure that qualifies as experience."
Stargate takes away points. You need stuff with real rocket science, so you'll know what someone means when they say "They've gone plaid!"
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Though my guess is that they're less looking for `Top Gun' types of guys and more for the brainy scientist guys -- but guys who are physically fit too. And so relevant professional experience would probably mean doing brainy scientist sorts of things. I imagine the military still has a lot of people like this ...
Though in general, if you want a job, apply -- even if you don't fit all their qualifications exactly. I doubt this is any different -- though I imagine that they won't be hiring many people who merely have bachelors degrees. I'd expect them to pick PhDs instead. Especially if I'm right about the sort of people they want.
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Sidenote: damn I hate those stuck-up characters in those movies.
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Of course, that should mean that under US tax law, the amount people would pay to be an astronaut counts as imputed income on top of the 60k salary, and therefore should be taxed, b
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So what if you volunteer to do something for free because you just want to do it? Isn't what you're saying tantamout to putting a tax on having fun?
=Smidge=
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I don't think a Psych degree counts... so I'm out of the running; I won't even belabor the fact that I'm not in any kind of shape for it. And no, $60K isn't a lot considering the work an astronaut does. Most astronauts spend their lives trying to make money other ways, with mixed results. The Mercury 7 were blessed in the beginning by having their exclusive contract with Life magazine that supplemented their income, and due to their fame, they received more than their fair share of perks. I don't think astronauts today have it quite so good, which is a shame.
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True, but astronauts are notoriously wary of doctors and psychologists, because they are the two people whose office you can walk into an astronaut and walk out grounded. And can you imagine being a psych specialist on a Mars mission, being cooped up with the crew for 90+ days, them knowing part of your job is to evaluate their mental state? Of course you'd have to have other functions, because the cost of a Mars mission will be high enough that no one will be able to justify the cost of sending a psycholog
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Day 75: I think Dr. Evers knows about my connection with the galactic federal space donkeys. Operation F. Y. C. may have to be accelerated.
Day 83: Mishnog's suggestion to use the vacuum of space to preserve the meat was a success!
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Forget the "correctible" bit if you're thinking laser ablation of the cornea - its not worth it. The results aren't permanent, and as your eyes age, you'll end up needing glasses or contacts anyway, so even if you got hired, by the time they find a mission for you, you will no longer be able to qualify anyway ...
This has GOT to be the stupidest thing they've done in a ... oops, this is NASA ... scratch that last bit.
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NO diaper fetishists....
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Which might be more accurate
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It would be nice until they ask you to press the green 'launch' button, and you press the red 'self-destruct' button instead.
(P.S. I'm colour-blind myself, so I figure I'm allowed to make bad jokes like that)
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It was a pain in the ass for me at the Academy, most people would look at me as if I had the plague when they found out I was 'Color Blind'.
"Why did you even join the Air Force?".
People seem to forget that missiles don't need pilots.
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Re:So why the degree req'mt? (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe because this is the real-world NASA and not a Ben Afflec movie?
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Possibly because "high-up construction techniques" typically involve heights at which gravity is still a major factor and air supply isn't. If you're not careful when building out on the 50th floor, you'll fall to your death rather quickly. You don't typically need anything special to breathe, though.
Much of the building of the ISS takes place on the ground and the space shuttles j
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I'm actually surprised NASA is hiring, since they now have one fewer shuttle since 2003
Shuttles go out of commission in 2010. Most likely a good number of astronauts are up to leave the service due to age/desire and/or the delay between now and constellation...
Some good advice I've heard for prospective astronauts is to go work for Burt Rutan or Richard Branson, and give NASA a pass.
Rutan sold Scaled to Northrop Grumman. While
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