NASA To Send Luke's Lightsaber Into Space 290
Verunks writes "In honor of the 30th anniversary of Star Wars, NASA will launch Luke Skywalker's original Jedi lightsaber into space along with the crew of the space shuttle Discovery. The launch is slated for October."
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Read his blog: http://darthside.blogspot.com/ [blogspot.com]
Amazing story.
Why not George Lucas? (Score:5, Funny)
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To quote Rutan about the space shuttle, is like quoting Lee Iacocca about General Motors...
Sure he has experience in the field, but you have to keep in mind he is trying to sell you his solution.
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They tried to make a vehicle that would be everything to everyone. They got a vehicle that does just that.. poorly.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_the_Spa
The criticism of the shuttle program is extensive and uncontroversial. No-one in the industry, not even NASA, thinks the shuttle is anything but a huge balls up from beginning to end. The most flattering description of the shuttle program you can get from a space systems engineer is "it was a nice design before congress got to it."
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But boring was the whole idea, wasn't it? After Apollo 1, they wanted to have everything so nailed down that there was little to no chance of failure of any type. Because of this, they also didn't want to report little snags that occurred
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Here, I did it for you. Results for:
shuttle program failures : 1 - 10 of about 1,930,000
shuttle program successes : 1 - 10 of about 1,780,000
Yes, they are close, but 2 points: There are certainly more hits on failure, and if you read through the matches returned it becomes very apparent that the failure results in bulk reflect the failure of the entire program, whereas the success results are minor achievements...shuttle landed successfully, robot worked
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And as for me, personally, not wanting to educate you on the inadequacy of the shuttle program, I just couldn't be fucked ok?
I don't wanna argue with you about it.
The Next Generation (Score:3, Insightful)
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You could look at it in another way too -- without publicity for the masses (and not just space geeks), theye will lose interest in it. This seems like a very effort free way of raising publicity, and quite different on truly having their wrong focus by launching satellites for fun.
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The average cost per pound to send to Low Earth Orbit is $3632 - $4587. [1]
[1] Source: http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewnews.html?id=301 [spaceref.com]
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Personally, I think NASA could more easily improve their image by putting a few cameras on the shuttle.. and showing us what the astronauts are actually doing when they're going through the procedures to return to earth, say, instead of showing us shot after shot of the landing strip, 4 hours before the shuttle is even scheduled to enter the atmosphere.
Maybe put together some CG of the shuttle doing what it does when the astronauts press the buttons on the flight deck. Show us that when they're going through the procedures.. instead of the same shot of the earth from the ISS for 40 minutes.
Ya know, actually engage the people on the ground in the process.
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Last shuttle mission, coming down, 3 hours of looking at the runway.. or looking at the guys in the control center looking at the runway.
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glass of water (Score:2, Insightful)
If you're sending up space shuttle Discovery, I doubt there's a lot of wasted costs on putting a lightsabre in there. :-p
The average cost per pound to send to Low Earth Orbit is $3632 - $4587. [1]
WoWz! So why aren't we training horse-jockeys [jockeysroom.com] to be astronauts?
And if each astronaught has a glass of water before getting onto the shuttle? That would be pretty expensive too!
I suspect the weight of the light saber safely falls within the margin of error they build into their fuel calculations and as such won't really cost them any more than they are already going to spend/use in fuel anyway. Well worth it in my opinion. There isn't any reason why we can't make all our endeavors a little more fun
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I'm assuming this is the same one.
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Just wait. Soon enough, they'll be modifying the Moon to look like the Death Star.
At least they'll want us to believe they're only modifying it to look like the Death Star, while actual"#$//" NO CARRIER.
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No need - we already have Mimas. (Score:2)
Careful... (Score:5, Funny)
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- Mel Brooks
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die
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An irreplaceable (though probably not priceless) drawing by an Auschwitz victim was lost aboard Columbia (reference [wikipedia.org]).
Rich.
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You got me thinking what would happen if some aliens saw other Sci-Fi films and made them real.
For example:
Alien? Then manufacture a 7ft killing machine of an alien.
Babylon5. I think that would be kind of cool.
'Trek, best not to go there. Galaxy Quest got there first.
But what would they make of 2001, A Scanner Darkly, Solaris or ET? I find the idea of making the ship from ET somehow ridiculous. The old classic Cygnus from "The Black Hole" would be most excellent
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NASA must have too much money (Score:3, Insightful)
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Saying a lightsaber doesn't add an extra cost to a shuttle is like saying you should ride the bus free because the bus is driving anyways, and 1 more person won't change the cost of paying for the gas or the driver's salary. But that either means someone else won't be able to get on, or the bus generates less revenue which will simply rollover to either less bus service in the future or higher ticket costs
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That's what being an astronaut is.. suckin' ass for your chance.
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Too bad they weigh enough that they don't fit in this flight's spare capacity, like the light saber does. There's a limit to how much each flight can carry. They fit as much scientific stuff as they can on each one. But there's often spare capacity.
You're just wrong.
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Actually, the Mercury astronauts hit it on the head in one when they said, "No bucks, no Buck Rogers." Gotta buy the rocket fuel...
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Where no Geek has gone before (Score:2)
American efficiency! (Score:3, Funny)
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Why? (Score:5, Interesting)
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Not a big deal (Score:5, Funny)
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Shouldn't it already be in space? (Score:5, Funny)
The irony of that moment is that Luke's father "wanted him to have it", except Luke's father cut off his hand to disarm him of it. And apparently Obi-Wan's interpretation of "he wanted you to have it", is "I took it from him after I left the bastard for dead." Though, I imagine his phrasing seems a little more sentimental.
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Word of advice to NASA: (Score:2)
A better project would of been to (Score:2)
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701087/ [imdb.com]
In the year 2025... (Score:2)
You think the Star Wars geeks are scary now. You just wait.
Great! Astronaut Fanfilms! (Score:2, Funny)
I can't wait to see astronauts "training with a remote" videos and letting people here on earth do the video editing.
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Your tax dollars at work (Score:2, Insightful)
Serenity beat them to it (Score:4, Informative)
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Mark Hamill? (Score:4, Insightful)
And Darth Cheney will be there (Score:2)
Some Jedis y'all are.
mark "bad Jedi! Trying! No lightsaber!
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I have a bad feeling about this. (Score:2)
Boy, the pressure's really on now. (Score:5, Funny)
Third Shuttle Down . . . (Score:2)
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Hopefully this includes the space shuttle Discovery itself as well.
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This is also how he retrieves his TV remote without getting up.
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from the toilet?
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