Volunteer to Simulate a Mars Mission for the ESA 209
number6x writes "The European Space Agency (ESA) is looking for volunteers for a simulated trip to Mars. The simulation will put a crew of six in isolation for 17 months. The crew will be made up of 4 Russians and 2 Europeans. In all the ESA will need 12 volunteers for back up purposes. Seventeen months was chosen to simulate the time needed for the journey to Mars and back, as well as a 30 day period spent doing experiments on the red planet."
Will they be allowed to have sex? (Score:5, Interesting)
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Would you want it that flying around the room? (Score:2)
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Re:Will they be allowed to have sex? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Will they be allowed to have sex? (Score:5, Funny)
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If so this may be the main reason for the objections.
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Re:Will they be allowed to have sex? (Score:4, Funny)
Better question:
"When will FOX air it on TV?"
Yes! (Score:5, Funny)
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The most interesting part? It was written by CS Lewis (not sure if it was in his pre-Christian days or not).
Oh the humanity! (Score:4, Funny)
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But you're right - it would get pretty funky in there. Then again, ask yourself: what does it smell like on the ISS *now*.
You can only carry so much activated charcoal into orbit with you.
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Do they intend to simulate (Score:4, Funny)
That would be a reality show worth watching...
--Gene
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They also had two actors amongst them, to aid groupthink conformity against the illusion.
They convinced them they'd flown to Russia... they flew in a circle and landed in Wales, I think.
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Oblig. (Score:2, Funny)
Get your ass to simulated Mars!
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Strong recommendation (Score:5, Funny)
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Speak for yourself. After 17 months, I'm gonna be standing on someone else's head or generally showing some really abnormal behaviour (well, even more abnormal behaviour I guess).
Cheers
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Re:Strong recommendation (Score:4, Funny)
Bah, the Dutch did this years ago.... (Score:3, Funny)
Pauly Shore did this first (Score:2)
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You just gave me a billion dollar idea. Round up all those BB losers and fire them off to Mars. After all, they already proved that they can survive 17 years sitting on top of each other.
Yeah, every week someone gets kicked out the airlock, but then again, I mean, who'd miss 'em?
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Or rather, if... Hey, the space program has to cut costs, ya know...
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Day 217, Toadsmeg is called into the diary room.
"Toadsmeg, big brother knows you and Kylie havn't been getting along well, but todays task is to go outside with him and fix the retro booster adjustment nozzles."
"the what man, like, do I have to put on the spacesuit, like man it so totally messes up my hair and like well kylie is just sooo much a bitch and has eaten all the crackers so like I need my space and with all the hassle of like man being in space like and eve
Interesting ... (Score:5, Funny)
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Simulating the wrong mission (Score:3, Insightful)
This simulation takes away the huge reward of the long travel time, and replaces it with a brief 30 day stint of freedom.
They'll surely get interesting results, they just won't be worth anything when it comes time to actually plan a real manned Mars mission.
Re:Simulating the wrong mission (Score:5, Interesting)
Locking people in a tank for 17 months and watching how they deal with each other is a valuable experiment. Spending 2 years running around the desert in a spacesuit to simulate martian experiments...Now that would be worthless.
Re:Simulating the wrong mission (Score:4, Insightful)
Doing this experiment would drive me insane because there is no payoff for the suffering other than research data.
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If nothing else, it's an opportunity to sit around on your ass getting paid for 17 months of doing nothing. Just like being in the military, but without the periodic "oh my god I'm going to die" moments...What's the quote? "War is 95% boredom and 5% pure terror"? This is just like that, but with 5% more boredom!
They're already doing the "prolonged w
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Sounds like a reality show waiting to happen.
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They need to really wait on a Mars mission until this is fairly cheap and easy, or it will kill the manned space program. 2 years of media coverage will overload the general public's appetite. It will be like the moon program all over again; people will get bored with it and say "mission complete" and start saying we should be spending our money on something
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What they fail to mention in the summary (Score:4, Informative)
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But hey, here's an idea. How about stuffing all those "if you got nothing to hide..." people in there? I'm pretty sure it might make them reevaluate that stance.
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You're underestimating how to use a calculator by over 80%.
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- RG>
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Sure. Yeah. Whatever.
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They could fund the mission by doin a reality show (Score:3, Interesting)
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*shiver*
The future of space travel just lost so many geek points.
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Simulated radiation trauma? (Score:2, Redundant)
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Re:Simulated radiation trauma? (Score:4, Interesting)
Interestingly, I read about a bunch of tiny worms on their way back from space. They've been up there long enough to produce 25 generations and scientists are going to examine their DNA to see if it's changed along the way due to aforementioned radiation.
Links at Google News [google.co.uk].
Just think... (Score:5, Funny)
/. is falling behind (Score:5, Funny)
my wife was trying to volunteer me for this yesterday.
wait,,,
I'm got dibs on being the alien lifeform (Score:4, Funny)
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30 days?! (Score:3, Interesting)
I understand that this experiment is probably limited by funds, not a realistic simulation, etc.... but really, 30 days?
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Now, 30 days is a bit short, but 2 years is too long. 17 months, with 30 days on the planet, vs 40 months with 24 months on the planet.
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social, not ecological isolation (Score:3, Interesting)
Ecological isolation didnt quite work in Biosphere II (soon to become condos). It was hard to keep the atmosphere in balance and grow enough food. Most participants lost 1/4 to 1/3 of weight.
Re:social, not ecological isolation (Score:4, Insightful)
They should have made it a diet center instead of using the space for condos, then.
That aside, IMHA Biosphere II used the wrong approach - too many things at once (several different ecosystems, lots of species, etc). A better approach could be to find the minimum number of species that is necessary (which means that there'll be a lot of algae and fungi, and not all that many vertebrates and insects), and determine what type of inputs and outputs are necessary (even on the most barren planet, there'll be some local resources to use).
Aren't Russians European? (Score:2)
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However, in this case, the blurb is slightly inaccurate. The ESA actually wants two citizens of ESA countries and four Russians.
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Russia has for centuries had this "debate", between the most "european" leaning faction and the one that prefers some form of isolations. For me all the Russians I have met were European, and Russia is an European country. Geography plays its part,
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Enough with the "solar radiation" comments (Score:2)
Use the existing facilities (Score:2, Funny)
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Backup? (Score:4, Funny)
Been there, done that... (Score:5, Interesting)
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Seems a waste of time to me. (Score:2)
After all if they didn't limit it to EU people and Russians there'll be tons of people from poorer countries who'd be willing to get 120 EURs x 30 days x 17 months PLUS get free food and lodging in a fairly safe environment ( no earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanos, floods, hurricanes etc).
There are maids from Indonesia and Philippi
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On a different take, in the book Rocheworld [amazon.com], Robert Forward imagines the first spaceship to another start with barely better than now technology. Meaning it's a one-way trip. The important thing is that the life-support system is meant to keep running longer than the natural extension of their life, so it's not strictly a suicide mission. Also in Red Mars, the 2nd team is sent 'until the next mission'...
Too planet centric? (Score:2)
So many people seem to be assuming a planet as a _final_ destination.
The way I see it: the odds of finding a "nice" planet and getting there without FTL travel are low. The odds of finding a "nearby" planet more comfortable than spacecraft/fleets designed and built to carry humans for centuries are even lower.
I suggest that once our planet/star starts to become less hospitable, there'll be a high incentive to move to space stations further out in the solar system.
Life in spac
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The other 180 odd days they will be on autopilot stuck in a tin can with little physical and mental exercises.
What they should do is make them all programmers and tell them to rewrite Vista.
Only 17 months (Score:2)
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Most of Russians (Score:2)
Been done already... (Score:2, Interesting)
We're not falling for it twice!
Send Geeks! (Score:2)
Toughen up (Score:3, Interesting)
Motivated people throughout history have endured considerably more privation than being confined to 92 m2/person for 17 months. We know that from a psychological standpoint, people can and will make a trip of this nature. The key word here is motivation.
But if the participants know that the whole thing is a simulation, it robs the experiment of any useful insight into many aspects of psychological stress because this motivational factor is missing; the difference between a simulated airlock and a real one will not be lost on participants. The project would thus seem to be a way to validate the astronaut selection process itself, and not just a study on long-term isolation - in other words, "we know people can handle it, but we still don't have a reliable way of knowing which ones". The recent diapers-and-knives episode amply illustrates that astronaut selection is something of an inexact science.
Of course, this still leaves lots of room for interesting experiments on group dynamics, but we already know quite a lot on this subject: for example, years of experimentation with Skylab, Mir etc. suggested that if there was some tension in the group, ground control would usually create an obviously impossible schedule of work for the team, creating a them-versus-us mentality which tended to bring the team closer; tensions within the group were eased by colluding to grumble about ground control.
This sort of thing has been studied exhaustively by many military and civilian organisations for a long time, so what are the objectives here?
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Re:I'm getting antsy just thinking about this... (Score:4, Funny)
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Distress Call (Score:2)
NASA: Is it your life support system?
Colony: No worse, our WOW server is down, repeat, our WOW server is DOWN!!!!
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