Boys with Longer Ring Fingers are Better at Math 322
slashthedot writes "While it is well known that boys have longer ring fingers as compared to index fingers, now some researchers say that the longer the ring finger ratio to index finger, the better boys are at math. In girls, the shorter the ring finger to index finger ratio, the better is their verbal skills. 'The link, according to the researchers, is that testosterone levels in the womb influence both finger length and brain development.'"
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Bery naice!
Fantastic! (Score:5, Funny)
ATT: Mathbots (Score:3, Funny)
Nature saw fit to bless some of us more than others, enjoy your prime numbers nerds!
Re:ATT: Mathbots (Score:5, Funny)
Nature saw fit to bless some of us more than others, enjoy your prime numbers nerds!
Hi, I'm a prime number nerd [adjusts glasses]. Actually having a huge male sex organs could lead to great difficulty making sex with most women. It may not enter fully, and requires significantly more foreplay than average to average-big organs. Also statistics show that girls normally don't enjoy pushing their ovaries in their throat during sex.
Therefore, I must conclude it's better to have long fingers, as they not only make you better at math, but better at playing piano. Both of which could lead to a better financial situation, and every nerd knows it's easy to score if you're rich, while it's much harder to score waving your wang around and pointing out how big it is.
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It depends where you go and the womans objectives...
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Well, not to take this thread too far, but I think it depends on what kind of a woman you are after. I think most guys her
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There is no difficulty, and they really don't mind.
My ring finger, by contrast, suffers from being in the short category. The news of this study (or one identical to it) came out 6 months to a year ago, so I'm
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What about playing your organ ?
Re:ATT: Mathbots (Score:4, Insightful)
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The type of men women want to fsck and the type of men they want to "settle down with" tend to be two different types of men. The type of man who can provide the mansion with the pool is probably working damn hard, so is hardly ever around, and will almost certainly have far less (sexual) energy than her especially if she is not working but hanging around at home bored (with the pool guy conveniently nearby). A pool guy on the other hand will never make enough money to be the one she wants to "settle down w
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Or you can really luck out find yourself in a
Re:ATT: Mathbots (Score:5, Funny)
Hold it right there. I have met a few women in the course of my (relatively long in terms of Slashdot readership) lifetime who are happy and generous enough to go in for a jolly fuck here and there.
But I have never, NOT EVEN ONCE, found a lady whose ulterior motive was to check my filesystems.
Which, I might add, suits me just fine.
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Polygamy means "many marriages," and is not gender-specific, though most instances of polygamy recorded have been polygynous (many women, one man).
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your prime: 6113
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Obligatory innuendo (Score:5, Funny)
In other news, men around the world replied to the findings with a cry of "Oh yeah? You should see my OTHER ratio." Women world around responded by placing their foreheads in their palms and sighing.
Re:Obligatory innuendo (Score:5, Interesting)
It originally meant the supposed reaction of a girl when she finds out she does not have a penis. I don't see what the big fuss is, though, most girls get penises later on in their lives, if only part-time. Mod me interesting for starting this post with psychology and ending with porn!
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Depends if you're counting it by metacarpal [wikipedia.org] bones. The numbering starts at 1, on the thumb, and the 5th is the pinky.... or that's what they teach in medical schools, anyway...
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I'm not a doctor. I've not been to medical school. I feel faint at the sight of blood. But I think, whether it is or it is not... "Close enough." If someone is hurt badly, and you hold out your open palm and say "how many fingers am I holding up?" And he says "5" you don't say "WRONG, the thumb is not a finger, only 4!"
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I'm not a doctor. I've not been to medical school. I feel faint at the sight of blood. But I think, whether it is or it is not... "Close enough." If someone is hurt badly, and you hold out your open palm and say "how many fingers am I holding up?" And he says "5" you don't say "WRONG, the thumb is not a finger, only 4!"
Right. That's the same kind of people who went on and on at Y2K saying "Technically, the new millennium doesn't start until next year because (blah blah blah)". They often got beat up a lot in grade school, I'd imagine.
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Depends if you're playing violin or piano. On the violin, index = 1; on the piano, index = 2.
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Clearly, government must start an expensive program of Grrl Computer Camps to lower this ratio.
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Just to clarify, were you:
(A) being sarcastic
(B) being serious and really believe that
(C) trolling
that's great (Score:3, Funny)
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And they got multiple orgasms.
Though most probably not from those who spend their time writing their name in the snow.
A longer middle finger (Score:3, Funny)
Flaky? (Score:5, Interesting)
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I agree that this result needs clarification but there are many 'weird' correlations like this in animals. Bodies are built differently to computer programs. When I build a program, it's a good
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Re:Flaky? (Score:5, Informative)
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Because the 95% confidence level means you are allowing a 5% chance of finding a correlation where one doesn't actually exist. This is called a Type I error in hypothesis testing. If you do 20 tests, each with a 5% chance of a type I error, the expected number of times that you incorrectly reject the null hypothesis is 1.
Actually, it's not. It's 1-((1-0.05)^^20) ~= .64. The chance of not making a type I error decreases, but there always is a chance that no type I error will be made.
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I'll settle this, show me your hands! (Score:2)
That's not how science works (Score:2)
The reason for the existence of scientific journals is to let scientists learn details about studies done by others in their field and try to replicate them.
F1nger en1argemnt (Score:5, Funny)
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Testosterone levels? (Score:4, Funny)
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Gattaca (Score:2)
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Meh (Score:5, Funny)
Verbal skills (Score:5, Funny)
Well, this obviously was written by a boy with an extremely long ring finger then.
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Because "the better" isn't a subject.
The original sentence is funky in a lot of ways.
For one - "In girls, the shorter the ring finger to index finger ratio
Two - the placement of the is/are is strange and illogical. It would be better to say "the better her/their (depending on how you fix the issue in the first point) verbal skills is/are." This new arrangement makes
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BTW, my ring fingers are longer than my index fingers, yet I've always been better at verbal stuff than at math. I sometimes suspect this is mostly the result of crappy math education, though.
GIRLZ : Don't be left behind (Score:2)
Finger length can predict ... (Score:4, Interesting)
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As the GP said, predictions are not supposed to be absolute certainties - they're a measured guesstimate of some currently-unknown parameter, usually based on the distribution of currently-known data. Given that in any sample-set of natural phenomena, the standard deviation [wikipedia.org] is rarely 0, there will always be some mea
I've seen this before (Score:2)
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Why do they still do these studies?? (Score:2, Interesting)
Black people get angry because there is a supposedly a correlation between being black and athletic prowess or being black and affinity for violent crime.
Women get angry because there is supposedly a correlation between sex and mathematical skills.
White males get angry because there is supposedly a correlation between being a white male and having an affinity for pedophilia. The list goes on and on and on.
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Science is only concerned with the truth and doesn't care about your desire to be politically correct or not offend people. So for example there isn't a "supposed" correlation between skin colour and violent crime rates, there really is a definite, proven (mere) correlation between the two (note that says NOTHING about causation, although people tend to incorrectly infer as such). An obvious purpose for such studies is to help determine the causes for such correlations in our society, which helps us CORRECT
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Using surrogates is OK in some instances. If the study that answers a given question is outrageously expensive and one using a reasonably valid surrogate is a lot cheaper, using a surrogate can be valid. In addition, if the
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Great now lets breed out anyone who doesn't have a long ring finger problem solved right?
In the context of my post, you've just done exactly what I pointed out people make the mistake of doing: Deduce causation from correlation. So for example the solution to the link between violent crime and skin colour isn't to "breed out anyone with a certain skin colour", it's to isolate the ACTUAL causation factors for those correlations and attack those (e.g. poverty etc.). For example see the NickGorton reply abov
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ob. (Score:2, Insightful)
But seriously. I'm not sure if this kind of research is ethically sound. Considering people could exploit this as a basic form of eugenics... how much more research like this should we be willing to tolerate? And what exactly was the goal of this study?
Ask yourself: Is research was done that proved scientifically that people with light skin were inherently smarter than people with dark skin, don't you think there'd be at least a little problem there? Ethically, I
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But it probably would be: being diplomatic is more important today than finding the truth, right? I'm not saying that there is or isn't a difference, but any findings that support one WOULD be disregarded and/or attributed to the white supremacist agenda.
not "based on" (Score:2)
Chances are, skin color won't match up with intelligence. It could happen if a skin color gene actually had a second purpose, or if skin color was on the same chromosome as something brain-related, but it's rather unlikely.
We aren't all mixed-race though. Most of us get our skin color from the same part of the world as everything else.
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Stopping research because people could conceivably use it for unethical purposes is a terrible idea. I'm no geneticist, but couldn't correlations we find like this help when we get deeper into genetic engineering by helping us isolate genes that produce a particular result?
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For example, a study like this could help explain why some people seem to be "better" at certain areas of study (not because they have longer ring fingers, or because they are a different skin color, but because of certain chemicals being present in certain amounts during development). In turn, such a discovery could potentially lead to a cure for dyslexia for example, or any other learning disabilities. At the same time, someone could try to take this research and say that it means we should not allow certain races to breed with each other.
At what point does the power of a few idiots to use something for bad make it so that we ignore the potential benefits of research?
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That's all I meant to say.
TLF
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No. If research was done that proved scientifically that white people were smarter than black people, then white people would be smarter than black people. Sometimes the truth doesn't fit into our current view of the world, but that is a problem with our socie
Thanks-Dep. of Bad Science Phrenologists rejoice (Score:2)
Phrenology need not be wrong (Score:2)
You need an unbiased diagnosis too. This could be done via rather normal statistics. Better would be a score coming out of a Bayesian or neural network. One could even modify those via genetic algorithm, etc.
There yo
Repeat after me. (Score:2, Insightful)
Correlation does NOT imply causation.
Correlation does NOT imply causation.
It's amazing to me that so much is called "science" which also depends solely on this logical flaw.
But they aren't implying.. (Score:2)
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Blast from the past (Score:2, Interesting)
I'd say (Score:5, Funny)
And they call it "science"? (Score:3, Insightful)
More information besides math (Score:2)
I mean if your ring finger is longer than your index finger does that mean more musical ability or less? More aggression or less? More athletic ability or less? etc...
Finally it has been found! (Score:2)
Lesbianism (Score:2)
Not at Harvard (Score:2)
Nope. it doesn't matter how many times you say it. It's an incorrect answer.
Ask Lawren
Now, where did I put... (Score:2)
OTOH (Score:5, Funny)
Re:People with certain characteristic head shapes. (Score:2)
It's not a flawed concept. (Score:2)
The numbers are as the numbers are, even if you don't like them or can't properly explain them.
We could probably train a neural network to recognize intelligent people via exterior features.
Re:Quick Question (Score:4, Interesting)
In other words, the person with the best "brain" in the world could still end up as a druggy working at McD dropping out of school after failing, if they met the wrong people and made the wrong choices.
In a similar way, I pick up maths lightyears faster than my girlfriend: except I gave up on applied maths after graduating, while she continued in that field: result, she's a lot better than me at it. My "body" is still better at maths than hers, but I'm not using it, thus the result. Simple as that.
A norm, not a rule (Score:2)
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