Bionic Cat Eye Implants Aid Blindness Research 94
docinthemachine writes with news of felines getting human retinal implants. The cats were afflicted with a version of retinitis pigmentosa, a disease that also blinds humans. The implants are 2-millimeter-wide chips surgically implanted in the back of eye. Each chip's surface is covered with 5,000 microphotodiodes that react to light, sending electric signals along the eye's optic nerve to the brain. The article makes clear that the implants don't allow the cats to see — what they get is impulses of light. The hope is that the electrical activity in the optic nerve will encourage new retinal cells to grow. The article notes: "The chips, which provide their own energy, have shown encouraging results in clinical human trials, in some cases improving sight in people with retinitis pigmentosa or at least slowing the disease's development. Narfstrom said chips have been implanted in 30 people."
Morals (Score:5, Funny)
-Peter
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Actually, who cares what they think.
In their warped logic, this should be outlawed.
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Source: Penn & Teller's Bullsh*t episode [imdb.com] on PETA
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I watched one of those _Bullshit_ episodes once, because I was a fan of Penn & Teller in the 1980s, when they were funny and punks (in the late 1990s I had the dubious honor to easily heckle them performing in a backroom at an NYC computer convention, showing how low they'll go). It was loaded with badly sourced, self-serving, cherry picked bullshit: "rebunking" some c
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We test this out on PeTA members.
I'll go get the corkscrews, you get the doctors to put these in.
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PeTA? "People for eating Tasty Animals"?
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PeTA's assertion is to kill ten people to save one cow.
People who favor PeTA's talking points will state that the cow doesn't need to die in order to feed ten people.
If you add that there isn't enough veggie food around to feed ten people for the immediate now and killing the cow is neccessary to feed said tem people, I say kill the cow, PeTA says kill the people.
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It takes something like 10 times the land to feed a herd of cows, for beef, then it would to use land to grow vegetables and feed the same number of people.
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Groups like them that run off of totalitarian, violence-fueled leadership to promote anarchistic ideals should break up and their followers should get a fucking clue about the real problems in the world. People are dying in Iraq. Jesus Christ is killing the nation he "saved". America is slowly becoming a police state. Ganja is still illegal and nobody can give a solid reason why.
Animals are being exploited be
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Animals are being exploited because we are humans and we exploit resources to live. If we need to exploit resources to live in luxury, so be it.
You seem confused. Humans are animals. There is no dividing line with homo sapiens on one side and all other species on the other. A dog is far more similar to a human than a dog is to a snake. So talking of "humans vs. animals" is really meaningless.
Nearly all species of adult mammals are individual sentient beings with a permanent psychoactive state. Even minor details in their brain structures and evolutionary history are shared with humans. Mammals are not "resources" any more than human slaves
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Also, I think it's more ignorant to abolish the act of killing animals- that is to say, it's more horrifying that in a world where many people are still going hungry, you would remove one of the few sources of protein and lipids from their diet because of some misguided ethical observation that fits in with your world view.
First things first, total human liberation. T
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From the article:
Okay, so maybe that's not in the article.
The Collective (Score:3, Funny)
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"Resistance is... Oooh! A peice of yarn!" *pounce* -Cat Borg
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Gives a whole new meaning to the state of (Score:1)
Impulses of light? (Score:1)
That's gotta be trippy.
[J]
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Oblig (Score:2, Funny)
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"Now, here's a blind guy, and when he puts in his chip covered with 5,000 microphotodiodes, he can see better."
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Better start masturbating before they get the rest of our eyes...
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Biophysics? Check.
Animal experimentation? Check.
Advanced optics research? Check.
The Bulletin of Evil Scientists has just advanced the hands on its clock two minutes closer to midnight, as the ultimate goal of Sharks With Fricking Laser Beams appears to be that much closer to realization
Cats are faking it (Score:2)
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Hide it someplace like it's something special you don't want him to get into. It'll be gone in seconds.
KFG
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Even after millenia of domestication many cats, given their druthers, would still like the food to be behind the couch, not in front of their face.
KFG
Ob. Seinfeld (Score:5, Funny)
Vet: The is squirrel is badly hurt. it will require about $10,000 worth of surgery, plus we have to fly in a special set of instruments from Switzerland.
George: i see. How much to put the thing down?
Vet: About 65 cents.
George: hmm..
* Georges girlfriend shoots him the evil eye *
George: Um...just asking
Maybe I don't get it, but there are hundreds of sighted cats that are put down every day in shelters around the US. How about giving your blind cat the gift of mercy and adopting a new cat?
NOTE: Poster may be bitter about (1) having a finance whose apartment is infested with a cat and (2) being allergic to the damn things.
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Well then you should have talked her into just shacking up; and if you think you're allergic now, just wait until she becomes a wife.
KFG
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People get attached to the pets they have, not the ones you think they should have. You might as well just s/cat/kid there and see if it holds up as well.
Oh, and gift of mercy? Blindness isn't a terminal cancer.
Of course, using a sitcom is clearly the best source material to make a point from....
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The moms and kiddies want a fuzzball kitten to play with, not a quiet older cat who can't see.
Blindness isn't terminal, but being in the shelter for too long is.
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"Here kitty, kitty..."
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Well the researched and technology gained from these experiments will be helpful to restoring the sight of human subjects.
Unless you suggest we put old blind grandma down out of mercy too
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It'll always be a thorn in your side. It's costly. It can make you sick. It can kill a baby. It will compete with you for attention. It will compete with your kids for attention. It won't go away; it will be replaced with another cat.
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Cure for cat allergy (Score:2)
i. English thyme
ii. Hyssop
iii. Lavender petals
iv. Damiana leaves
v. Green tea leaves
vi. Jasmine petals (fresh)
Step 2: Bring one quart of distilled water to a boil.
Step 3: Place the aforementioned herbs in the boiling water and reduce the heat to low.
Step 4: Simmer on low for 30 min.
Step 5: Realize that your cat allergy is just a manifestation of your obvious l
Schroedinger's Obligatory Cat Reference (Score:3, Funny)
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Plus it doesn't know where it is. That's why it's moving around all the time.
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> grow
Yeah, I've got a machine which is self aware in my garage. Well, almost. It's got a flashing cursor and it can display pre-defined messages on the screen. The hope is that electrical activity around the CPU area will encourage some kind of cyber almost nearly virtual awareness in the memory banks and will allow it to pass the Turing test.
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The $6,000,000 Pussy! (Score:2)
Actually that didn't work out too well... I had something for a general audience in mind...
Remarkable (Score:1, Insightful)
Question for the experts (Score:5, Interesting)
The human brain is nothing if not adaptable; I would think it could learn to use anything which was able to pump signals onto the optic nerve.
Or am I way off base?
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Re:Question for the experts (Score:5, Interesting)
The human brain is nothing if not adaptable; I would think it could learn to use anything which was able to pump signals onto the optic nerve.
I'm not a neurophysiologist either (perhaps BWJones will chip in here) but here's my two cents.
The chip can detect light impulses and stimulate the optic nerve, as you say- the article even mentions "We're placing it right where the photoreceptors are and if they're lacking, this is supposed to replace what they're doing." So why isn't this plug-and-play with our eyes- why do we need these implants to work via cellular regeneration?
Put simply, there is a limit to the eye's plasticity during maturity-- if these cats had been born with these chips implanted in their eyes, they could probably use them to see in some fashion (at lower quality, as you note). However, they're so far out of spec with the type of input given by normal photoreceptors (with which they're currently operating in parallel) that the mature eye/brain calibrated to normal photoreceptors simply tends to screen these inputs out.
Someday we'll understand the "spec" of the eye well enough for tech that plugs-and-plays with the rest of the eye, but currently we're limited to promoting the body's own healing, or, in cases of total blindness, just bypassing the eye and just stimulating the visual cortex directly (at very low resolution).
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Let's All Pray to the Cat's Eye! (Score:2)
More about Cat eyes than human eyes (Score:2, Interesting)
My ex-wife's mother (what the heck do you call her, an ex-mother-in-law?) - worked at a highly prestigious university studying the optics of cat eyes. Back in the mid-nineties, we knew more about cat eyes through direct experimentation than human eyes, for obvious reasons. (Before you ask, yes, the cats were destroyed humanely during the process.)
Please keep in mind that there are many levels of clinical trials to go. If you wish to further this type of work, please consider donating your eyes upon you
humanely? (Score:2)
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Energy to the Blind (Score:2)
How the hell do they do that? Self-powering a bioimplant sounds even more exciting than the holy grail of "eyesight to the blind".
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Hmm (Score:1)
The $6 million cat (Score:1, Funny)
Oh, and by the way, Fluffy says you can forget about feeding her any more dry food.
how do I get one? (Score:2)
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I had a blind cat. (Score:3, Interesting)
Her downfall was when threatened she never backed down I presume because she could not see where was safest. Stood her ground against pit bull that got loose. She had to be put down because of a broken back. The dog didn't make it either after she gutted his throat arteries.
WTF is wrong with a cane and sunglasses (Score:1)
PICTURES (Score:2, Insightful)
AFFlicted... or... (Score:2)
Cats eyes (Score:2)
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Veeeery popular story (Score:2)
No, the cat does not "got my tongue." (Score:1)
> The article makes clear that the implants don't allow the cats to see -- what
> they get [are] impulses of light.
Man, and I thought tying a bell to it's tail would make the cat run around crazy! These guys are serious.