Children Help Their Mothers for Decades 285
Itninja writes "NPR reported this morning on some interesting findings regarding mothers and their children. From the article: 'Some scientists have proposed that when a woman has a baby, she gets not just a son or a daughter, but a gift of cells that stays behind and protects her for the rest of her life. That's because a baby's cells linger in its mom's body for decades and -- like stem cells -- may help to repair damage when she gets sick. It's such an enticing idea that even the scientists who came up with the idea worry that it may be too beautiful to be true.'"
Someone's been reading DNA (Score:5, Funny)
A qualified poet once testified under oath that beauty was truth, truth beauty, and hoped thereby to prove that the guilty party in the case was Life itself for failing to be either beautiful or true. The judges concurred, and in a moving speech held that Life itself was in contempt of court, and duly confiscated it from all those there present before going off to enjoy a pleasant evening's ultragolf.
Yes, there is the "Good Hypothesis": that the cells stay in the mom and try to protect her for the rest of her life.
And yes, there is the "Bad Hypothesis": that the cells gather at inflammation sites and contribute to mom's autoimmune diseases.
But there is also a third hypothesis:
That both of the first two hypothesis were concocted by by a wily editor of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy in order to increase the level of universal uncertainty and paranoia and so boost sales of the Guide?
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase (Score:5, Funny)
yeah i know, made me groan too.
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I wonder (Score:5, Interesting)
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nice, your typo contradicted your point :)
Re:I wonder (Score:5, Interesting)
Spelling Nazi Alert - Re:I wonder (Score:2)
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Just get yourself a Corvette. You would be suprised by the number of soccer moms in minvans see you pull up next to them and decide "I can take him" and try to street race you.
Joking aside, it is more likely a matter of hazardous *jobs* than risky hobbies. Ho wmany women work(ed) in the mines, served on the front, hunted for the family food, etc.?
Add to that... (Score:2)
I still think that stress is our biggest kill. Take a look a picture of someone that was 35 in 1920. They were old at 35. Now take a look at what people look like at 35 today. They range from old to incredibly hot. Funny thing, the harder a persons life was, usually the old
Re:I wonder (Score:3, Insightful)
Men seem to do more dange
Re:I wonder (Score:5, Interesting)
Nope, I'm pretty sure that's more due to the fact that they don't do stupid things as often.
If that were true you'd see a big gender difference at the young ages that men are doing reckless things. That isn't true, and the gender disparity only shows up much later in life. I'm not sure why the difference exists, but I've heard that women get heart disease much less often than men because of the protective effects of estrogen.
Re:I wonder (Score:4, Funny)
Some men develop testicles later in life which produces testosterone -- the male hormone.
Evidence of the contrary is here [slashdot.org].
simplier than that... (Score:2)
For example, I recall reading (a year or two ago) that if you remove preventable deaths (ie: from smoking) then on average men live 6 months longer than women.
Another factor surrounding this generation is that men fought in WWII, and some vets do show decreased quality of life for it.
I think in 30 years, the statistics
Re:I wonder (Score:2)
The OP said "on average, 7 years longer, not 57 years longer.
Insightful ... hah!
Re:I wonder (Score:4, Interesting)
women get extra time because they reproduce. males are overproduced, so we can afford to waste a few doing stupid shit, like you mentioned.
Re:I wonder (Score:2, Insightful)
http://www.nws.noaa.gov/om/severe_weather/light04
Re:I wonder (Score:3, Interesting)
Yeah, like doing all the dangerous jobs. Although the stereotypical testosterone-driven behaviour you cite can't be completely discounted, it is not nearly as important as differences in employment choices, which account for a significant part of the difference in male/female lifespan in the developed world. The most dangerous professions--farmer, faller*, miner, etc--are all male-dominated, and men dominate in wo
Re:I wonder (Score:3, Interesting)
That is called risk taking. It used to be a valued human male characteristic before being a pussy became the norm.
Risk taking does things like put men on the moon, explore new territory when others believe the world is flat, ri
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They do now (Score:2)
I wonder just how in the heck fetal cells can remain in a mother's body that long. Do they move into the bone marrow and set up shop?
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Re:I wonder (Score:5, Informative)
No data doesn't mean its not the case. It mean that no one tested it that way.
Re:I wonder (Score:3, Informative)
This paper [64.233.179.104] disagrees with you.
From the link:
Double Edged Sword (Score:3, Interesting)
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On the other hand, perhaps carrying a child to term helps prevent [abortionbreastcancer.com] some cancers.
From an evolutionary perspective, which is more likely? If there were any effect, it seems to me unlikely that having children would give you cancer. It seems reasonable that interrupting the process would be worse for the mother than continuing it, in general.
Re:Double Edged Sword (Score:2, Interesting)
That's nothing. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's nothing. (Score:3, Funny)
Listen, if that's what I have to do to be sure I get my share of her multi-billion dollar estate, then that's what I'll do.
For crying out loud, it was a joke! Today's secret words are "self-deprecating" and "irony," in case you didn't get the memo.
The bugina (Score:5, Funny)
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Doesn't seem to help with depression... (Score:3, Informative)
That's great. I guess it doesn't help with the depression [yahoo.com] though.
Re:Doesn't seem to help with depression... (Score:2)
So in essence... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So in essence... (Score:2)
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Fathers, meanwhile (Score:5, Funny)
I know mine drive me crazy.
I guess it makes sense (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:I guess it makes sense (Score:2)
Not only that, but the mother surviving means that she will be more likely to produce more children, thus further perpetuating her genes. This is why (IMO) in some cultures, women who have already borne a child are considered better marriage prospects.
Re:I guess it makes sense (Score:2)
Well, that and you know she's a) fertile and b) capable of bringing a child to term.
Re:I guess it makes sense (Score:2)
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In most societies, the elders are the decision makers, by a process of simple seniority. the longer a woman lives, the more chance she has to arrange society to benefit her children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren.
Re:I guess it makes sense (Score:2)
Not really. If this was only positive and had no downsides, we'd have evolved to have this clump of cells without having to give birth. The fact that we don't all have this leads me to believe that either a) there is a significant downside to having this clump of cells (e.g. decreased fertility), or b) that it isn't as wonderful as the initial findings indicate.
Re:I guess it makes sense (Score:2)
Species, schmecies. From an evolutionary point of view, I don't give a damn whether your children survive - indeed, I might be happier if they don't, less competition for my own kids!
If this is true, then I'd say it's because it's in the baby's interests. Look: You're about to be born. You are likely to be partially or totally dependent on your mother for ma
Some of the cells (Score:5, Funny)
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"When are you going to get married and move out, you ungrateful sack?"
"'Ungrateful'? I've been keeping your liver healthy for the past 20 years, Mom! Now shut up, Battlestar Galactica's on."
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Nice nice! (Score:2)
I bet my "gift of cells" more than made up for all that.
Already been proven in rat brain studies (Score:5, Informative)
For the lazy, some scientists in Singapore and Asia activated a flourescent green protein in rat males and bred them with normal rat females. After giving birth, the mother rats had neuronal cells with the protein expressed in their brains, making it clear that those cells formerly belonged to their fetuses. And check out this quote:
"Moreover, after the scientists chemically injured the mouse brains, nearly six times as many fetal cells made their way to damaged areas than elsewhere, suggesting the cells could be responding to molecular distress signals released by the brain."
Seems like it makes for a pretty damn good argument for this theory to me.
In related news... (Score:3, Funny)
Your mom (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Your mom (Score:3, Funny)
Is that you ?
Re:Your mom (Score:4, Funny)
A young man is enjoying a few drinks in the pub with some friends when a fat, balding man staggers up to the table and says quite loudly to the young guy, 'I've fucked your mum!' The young lad feels a little embarrassed but he and his friends just ignore the drunkard and he stumbles off. Five minutes later the lush is back, this time exclaiming 'I've sucked your mum's tits! Your mum sucked my cock!' through beery breath. Having had enough, the young guy gets up and says sternly, 'Dad, you're drunk. Go home!'.
But the flip side is autoimmune disorders! (Score:3, Interesting)
(Indeed, the fetus often gets cells from the mother, too. Many women have cells of their own, and from their mothers, and from their children...)
A gift of cells that stays behind and protects her (Score:3, Funny)
Next time I hear a woman complain about pregnancy (Score:2)
The worst science journalism ever. (Score:2, Insightful)
is one of the worst anthropomorphisms I have read.
That m
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Jaffa, kree! (Score:3, Funny)
Mom gets an upgrade! (Score:2)
reminds me of a csi episode (Score:5, Interesting)
a guy is fingered for a rape/ murder, so they check his dna against the crime scene dna and find out that he doesn't match 100%, but 50%, implying his brother did the crime
so csi seeks out all of the guy's brothers, including a crazy homeless schizophrenic one, but none of them match the dna 100% either
until the lead csi guy figures out what is really going on: the guy is a chimera [wikipedia.org]
a chimera is a very very rare person where two eggs/ embryos fuse very early in embryonic development, such that only one person results, but one person where different organ systems in the body are from different genetic makeups, in essence, two brothers becoming one man
for example, the person's brain and bone marrow might be of person a, but the skin and eggs/ testicles might be of person b
so it is possible, for example, to have a child that is genetically your nephew/ niece, if only your brother's testicles are left of him and you are a chimera
the point is, the body is very well able to be made of different genetic lineages, without all of the usual immunological tissue rejection issues and such
Dance with me, Mom! (Score:5, Funny)
So is this mean, I can finally talk back to my mom with same tone?
mom:
son:
ps: Mom, I love you. I'm just kidding.
Re:Dance with me, Mom! (Score:2)
Your mom reads slashdot? That's a paradox! How did she reproduce?!
Would this explain.. (Score:2, Redundant)
Re:Would this explain.. (Score:2)
Guilt Trip deflector (Score:5, Funny)
or curse their mother for decades (Score:2)
Only one little problem (Score:2)
Had she not gotten pregnant she probably would have lived several years beyond that.
So pregnancy does exact a toll. But the majority of people are fortunate.
This is great news! (Score:5, Funny)
I gave you super healing!
For everything else theres Motherhood. (Score:2, Funny)
Child birth: +10 years
Raising a child: -7 years
Genetic design working out in your benefit: Priceless.
Beauty Is Skin Deep (Score:2, Funny)
Bridge? (Score:4, Funny)
My cells should have been there for her.
If only Google Maps could find me the nearest bridge.
Good Bye Cruel World!
Ectoplasmic nucleiod spore unit receptacle (Score:2)
Oh joy (Score:2)
Now we have evidence that suggests that if that DINK woman decides to pop out a pup she may live a little longer?
Not to say that people are so self-interested they'd have a baby just for their own medical advantages, but hey, at least that adoption waiting list for white infants might start growing shorter.
Please, I hope nobody suggests that this will keep w
I misread the comment (Score:3, Funny)
I thought it refered to the kid as the gift of cells that protects the mother.
Re:Hard to believe. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Hard to believe. (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously.. why is it that with every science story that comes on here, there's some tool who says "Hey, what about [ridiculously simple and/or well-known concept]?"
How do you think these people get to be researchers? Lotto?
Re:Hard to believe. (Score:2)
Sometimes the most obvious things are so taken for granted that they can become overlooked.
Re:Hard to believe. (Score:2)
How do you think these people get to be researchers? Lotto?
Researchers are usually pretty good (with the exception of the pseudo-scientists and publishing via media outlets). I think the journalists who write these articles are probbably chosen via some kind of lotto system though. It's as if science writing is the low man on the totem pole job, so it's almost always given to someone without a science background.
Re:Hard to believe. (Score:2)
In general I agree. Here's an exception. (Score:2)
That beat often goes to the underlings and newbies, unfortunately. Somehow the more lucrative jobs at the paper are the troll opinion columnists, whose job is to get eyeballs on the page by being controversial dorks.
Here's a nice little counterexample, though: A while ago I noticed a story in the Daytona Beach newspaper about the Chilean "globster" that washed up on the be
Re:Hard to believe. (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Hard to believe. (Score:2)
FYI cells can travel through it.
Dear Mr. Kernalbaha (Score:2, Informative)
You are absolutely right. What were we thinking? The whole idea is rediculous. Thank you, Mr. Kenalbaha, for providing the insight that only a person with a "minimal knowledge of biology" could provide. Us here with postdoctoral degrees [tufts-nemc.org] have been clearly wasting our efforts on nonsense. We'll send back our grants and ask that all our peer reviewed articles [ama-assn.org] be retracted.
Sincerely,
Diana W. Bianchi, M.D.
Vice Chair for Research,
Floating Hospital for Children, Tufts University
Re:Easily proven wrong (Score:5, Insightful)
I suspect these so-called "scientists"
You go on and ASSUME something, and then you put "scientists" in quotes.
Because, clearly, the master of assumptions is more of a scientist than these lab-coat wearing bozos!
Re:Easily proven wrong (Score:5, Informative)
Interestingly, older mothers had a slower rate of aging than young mothers.
Re:Easily proven wrong (Score:2)
I wonder if this same pattern emerges in other cultures. That would help to account for environmental factors that might have an influence.
Re:Easily proven wrong (Score:2)
You must really be a loony if you are so foolish as to ARGUE with REALITY.
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Re:Propaganda (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Interesting... (Score:3, Insightful)
God help you if you forget Mother's Day.
and FYI to the Slashdot crowd: Valentine's Day is coming up. Send your mother some flowers. Think of it as building up karma... because you're going to need something to burn next time she thinks you ignored her.
Re:Interesting... (Score:2)
Um, isn't Valentine's Day for romance?
I don't understood that.
Re:Interesting... (Score:4, Funny)