from the originally-dismissed-as-a-fart-in-the-air-conditioning dept.
Blarrrg writes "Humans may have created the first ever black hole in a lab. From the article: 'When the gold nuclei smash into each other they are broken down into particles called quarks and gluons. These form a ball of plasma about 300 times hotter than the surface of the Sun. This fireball, which lasts just 10 million, billion, billionths of a second, can be detected because it absorbs jets of particles produced by the beam collisions.'"
You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.