

Wine Tasting Via Computer 136
smooth wombat writes "What makes a good wine? Why do some wines have a smooth, almond-like bouquet while others have a sharper, more acidic bite to them? These questions and more have usually been answered by oenologists who can list the subtle nuances of a particular wine and tell you if it's good or not. However, vinters don't have the luxury of waiting until a wine is ready to be drunk to know if they have produced a good, drinkable product. Lorenz "Larry" Biegler, who teaches chemical engineering at Carnegie Mellon University, in conjunction with industry scientists in Chile, is working on mathematical formulas to automate the fermentation process, adjusting ingredients and conditions to ensure robust flavors and higher yields from grape harvests. The researchers have been collaborating for more than two years and are studying only white wines, since reds are more complex and contain solids that make them difficult to analyze."
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Yes, but a pretty picture and a Photoshop filter = Andy Warhol...
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Well, I hate to bring the bad news:
http://www.allersoft.com/vangogh.htm [allersoft.com]
"Van Gogh is a fully automated painting system that lets you create paintings from your photos..."
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Then I guess it wasn't funny enough. I laughed though. Will get me through the day.
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Me, I stick to the <$10 stuff. Same percentage of quality at a much better economny.
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For example, I've never tasted a better red than Little Penguin shiraz. And I've had some EXPENSIVE shiraz (something a friend had me taste - it was $150 a bottle - and
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A human can only make vague, sweeping estimates and changes. The same way a pair of electronic scales are more accurate than a human estimating how much it weighs.
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For classical or other instumental works, I like recordings that are somewhat "dirty". I want to be able to hear a bit of a rasp from the bow on the cello strings, so that I can practically smell the rosin dust.
I don't just want to hear sterile, perfect notes. If I did, I'd listen to MIDIs. I like studio chatter. I
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They like the acidic taste of wine that's done on the cheap? They like the added cost of the batches that went wrong?
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Seeing if the wine is "Ready"? (Score:5, Interesting)
OTOH, if the computer only tells people if the wine is drinkable, or ready to be tasted, that's a different story. As long as the computer doesn't try to encroach on the "art" side of wine tasting and stays firmly on the "science" side, I think that it could be quite a useful invention - although to a tiny demographic.
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Funny, I'm running an experiment right now. (Score:5, Interesting)
The oak selection seems to be pretty dominated by Nevers, but I wish I could find out how to buy some. There's a paper out at
http://www.wynboer.co.za/recentarticles/0400wood.
Right now, for me personally (and I'm about to start 15 more gallons of Chardonnay and 5 gallons of Pinot Grigio) I'm going for a very light oak flavour for 5 gallons- destined for Champagne- and a heavier oak that'll sit in the bottles to be served at house dinners.
All in all- I'll take ANY computer modeling that can help me predict what my quality will be... I just doubt it'll work unless I start investing in alot more equipment
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I once overheard one of the local winemakers say "oak is not a condiment." So from that perspective you're on the right track.
Everything depends what your particular vintage is capable of expressing. Beyond that, it's a matter of exercising sound judgement in guiding it toward that outcome.
My view is that any computational form of this process will amount to a very elaborate expert system. It will be driven by a small number of objective measurements such as Br
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When wine tasting, again, is such a subjective thing, even given the fact that they may be able to figure out what gives the wine more of a fruiter aftertaste, for example, they still don't know if they actually WANT a fruiter aftertaste.
Again, if we get the experts deciding what would make the wine taste "better" and then working with the machine to decide what can be done to make the wine taste the way the experts want, we're still only doing something that can probably be done already (IANAWineGeek, BTW) without the aid of an expensive machine. And one expert's "better" might be another expert's "ruined"
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A basic machine learning approach would go as follows:
* prepare several batches in slightly different ways
* measure everything imaginable at various stages of the growing and vinting process
* when the wine is ready, ask experts to rate values like "fruity aftertaste" and "body strength"
* throw all the
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If I think the wine is good, I'll drink it. I don't care if someone or something agrees with me or not.
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Yeah, I hear ya, bro. Gotta love a fresh chilled flask of MD-20, those dudes know how to brew up a decent vin rosy!
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They contract clients who test wine at different times. It tells them how long to ferment, when to stop, if the batch will ferment faster or slower than usual, etc. And of course, in France, how much ethylene glycol to add at the end. They average a 5-6 rating point increase in the first year their clients use them.
To take it even further, I'll use a coffee example. Illy did a LOT of scientific taste testing studies on its coffee (or in the US, espresso). They found the magical chemical formula. Then, they would test each batch, alter the chemical content to become perfect, and sell it.
The Italians were OUTRAGED! It was as bad as cigarette makers adding nicotine to cigarettes!
So what did Illy do? They stopped that process. Now, they draw several batches in parallel. Test all of them. And figure out how to combine them to achieve the magical formula. The end result is chemically the same, but the Italians are happy to know that Illy comes from 100% roasted Arabica beans from Brasil.
Of course winemakers already try to do this with blended wines. But it would be pretty easy if each wine were independently chemically tested, and then the appropriate convex combination were defined to result in a 90+ Wine Spectator rating. And I'm sure many of them do this already.
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You have any references that indicate this is common practice? As far as I know, according to the INAO rules and the EU food safety directives, adding ethylene glycol is flat out illegal. At the very least AOC rated wines will not contain ethylene glycol, as this might cost the vintners their AOC rating.
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There is famous Austrian wine scandal from 1985 in which the vintners added ethylene glycol to their wines.
There is a Simpsons episode in which Bart is an exchange student to France and they have him work hard labor making wine and adding ethylene glycol to the wines. He turns them in and is a big hero.
The French love the Simpsons.
Mes couilles!
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If they develop this, wine enthusiasts will just pay more for wine judged by humans.
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So no, we aren't just drinking it for the flavor, often times we are storing it for the investment.
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Calvin Trillin, a food writer, wrote an interesting column on wine tasting a couple of years ago. There may not be much to it:
http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/?020819fa_fa ct [newyorker.com]
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My pedantic moment for the day... (Score:5, Funny)
For the record, the word is vintner [wiktionary.org], not vinter.
In Soviet Russia, vinters are wery, wery cold.
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Puts a new spin on the story, eh?
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Not vhen you drink wodka on a nuclear wessel.
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In Nazi Germany, you drink wodka on a Horst Wessel [wikipedia.org]!
*My* pedantic moment for the day... (Score:2)
If someone can pronounce
Just one of those things... you have both
"In Sowiet Russia, winters are wery, wery cold."
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"In Soviet Russia, vinters are very, very cold."
I kills the joke, I know, but that's my job as a pedantic prick
Counter-pedantasized! (Score:1)
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Germans don't have the
http://www.omniglot.com/writing/cyrillic.htm [omniglot.com]
Neither does Russian.
Perhaps you're not hearing what you're expecting, and thus hearing them swapping them. This happens with Japanese with English-speaking listeners. The listeners usually hear "l" when they expect "r", and "r" when they expect "l", but in fact, the Jap
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Hmm, it has been said that in Moscow it is only really vinter, after it snowed for the third time.
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Even though I previewed what I wrote FOUR TIMES my mind subconsciously inserted the extra letter for me.
I'm sometimes considered part of the grammar nazi group and that ribbing at my expense is completely warranted.
Wine not WINE (Score:1, Funny)
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Chemical analysis of wine (Score:2)
Chemical anlaysis of wine [sciencenews.org] has been going on for some time for a variety of purposes [awri.com.au].
Yeasts (Score:3, Interesting)
Yea for turbo yeasts.
I'm still waiting for yeasts that convert both sucrose/glucose & xylose to be available to your average consumer.
Wine yeasts give 14%~18% alcohol content.
Distillers yeast gives up to 21%
xylose converting yeast can up the yield significantly
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No they dont. Nor do they taste like chocolate, raspberries or broccoli.
Really wine has 5 basic flavorings: 1) rotten grape 2) alcohol 3) wooden barrel 4) cork 5) mold
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I wish I had saved a mod point for +1 informative.
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It's true. You should have gotten some "funny" or "insightful" points, your choice. As long as the machines are testing for those, what's the controversy? It's just saving the vintner money. When they start telling us that a ten-year-old cabernet lacks the tang of a fresh cabernet, we'll know marketing has taken over the farm.
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Well, it works for budweiser and they're watery 'beer'.
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Either that, or "chocolate", "vanilla", "burnt rubber", "red berries" etc are simply descriptions of flavors, just as "chartreuse", "lime" and "burnt umber" are descriptions of colors. Lacking a better way to classify and describe sensations, the only way to give
Wine tasting is nonsense (Score:2)
I can't find the site right now because of the extraordinary morass of wine-tasting sites on the internet, gooing up google, but as I recall, some time ago a scientific double blind study was run on groups of volunteers and individuals, testing a variety of wines. No two individuals or groups came up with the same or even slightly similar descriptions of the wines, even when presented with multiple choice options. Bring back the good old days of the Romans, when wine held approximately the same social posi
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I'm having this made into a bumper sticker. Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day!
Bah. (Score:4, Funny)
And what's this talk about "grapes" and "yeast", are they new distros?
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Yup, those must be spelling mistakes - should be grep and yast...
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You're my new hero.
Under the influence (Score:3, Funny)
Good wine ~ good art. I can't define it, but I know it when I drink it.
Oh, and God Bless Oregon.
w00t!
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My father loved to make wine, it was one of his *many* hobbies; he never sold anything he made
Enologix (Score:4, Informative)
The exact formula is a mystery/trade secret. But it is no secret that Enologix tests many of the top wines at various points in production, and they AVERAGE a 5-6 point rating increase for the first year they are contracted by their clients.
I've been to their web site before when it was useful and worked...right now they appear to be hosed.
Industrial strength liquor production (Score:3, Interesting)
This has already happened in the hard liquor industry. They try to keep a low profile, but Frank-Lin Distillers [frank-lin.com] makes over 1000 different brands of liquor sold on the West Coast. They use only about 100 different formulas, though. It's all about branding. They're located near the railroad y
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No, it'll be cheaper. To make, if not to buy.
American "blended whiskeys" are usually not different whiskeys blended together, but whiskey blended with neutral spirits. Which is why they tend to be awful. Skyy is the fanciest stuff that Frank-Lin produces, which is why they make sure it shows up in those pictures. What they don't tell you is that Skyy comes off a separate dedicated production line. Pretty much everything else they make is bottom-shelf crap:
Water to wine? Christ, that's an old trick (Score:2)
The wine industry is terrified that once wine is figured out, good wine will be cranked out on an industrial scale, by mixing ethyl alcohol, water, and flavoring.
What do you think Jesus added to the water to turn it into wine?
Why? (Score:3, Interesting)
H.
In other news... (Score:1)
Homogenous Wine (Score:5, Insightful)
This might work well for jug wines that no one really drinks for the taste in the first place, but even cheap table wine has subtle (or not-so-subtle) nuances that might be erased by this process.
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If this technology can produce a three quid bottle of wine that doesn't dissolve your teeth, it can only be a good thing.
But... (Score:4, Funny)
Only thing i need to know about a wine... (Score:1)
You know you should read less slashdot... (Score:3, Funny)
Red Wine (Score:3, Funny)
I fear my reaction -- "Of course they could only analyze white wines." makes me a snob.
Not that I drink much wine anyway. That there is the crazy sauce.
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This reminds me of the music industry (Score:1)
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BTW, a wine is as good as the meal it goes with. Chili beans any one?
The word "expert"... (Score:2)
Hardest problem I've ever faced in Databases (Score:2, Interesting)
Customer was a winery, brought in their SQL Server sprocs which were taking 24 hours to run. The problem is: start each season with say 10,000 barrels of grape pulp/juice, say each holds 1,000 gallons of a type of grape. Siphon off 100 gallons from Barrel A, put it in Barrel B, assume it mixes perfectly. Now B has 1000 of B, 100 of A. Siphon off 100 gallons of the mixture into Barrel C. Now C has a lot of C, less of B, still less of A. Now maybe you take some of the mixture o
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Not only was your post on topic, it was also interesting. The moderator must be some newbie who hasn't read the moderater FAQ. I that hope that some other moderater mods it up.
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Regards
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I did have to laugh at the post however because the guy should have charged more for his work than the stupid blokes who wrote the first version of hte code. Alas in my exeriance people who can write good code often get paid poorly while the technically challenged are often so technically challenged that they don't know they can't wr
Wine (Score:3, Informative)
As Emerson said: (Score:2)
And mercenary vinters, it would appear.
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Check out the Mondovino DVD (Score:1)
If you have any sort of interest in unique local versus standardized global products the documentary film Monovino [mondovinofilm.com] will be of interest.
The documentary film interviews both small and large wine vinters regarding the art and/or business of making wine. As a geek, the interviews with the individuals and families of independent producers who took personal pride in their product were of interest. (As a side note, the extras on the USA DVDs were great.)
The fil
Other Wine Bulletin Boards (Score:2)
The film actually made me curious enough to want to discuss the wine biz (looking for a slashdot for wine), but the only decent wine geek discussions I found were on the wine spectator's [winespectator.com] web site.
Far and away the leading mainstream bulletin board is hosted by Robert Parker himself [and administered by Mark Squires]:
The anti-Parker site is a little obscure. Be forewarned that you will need to know a LOT about wine before you
A few other pointers [wine, not C++] (Score:2)
A few other thoughts:
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